CHIMPSKY
My name is .
You have spelt my name incorrectly.
general
YER WOTEVER
Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK general
YES *
I DO NOT CHEAT AT CHESS
cheatingI don't cheat.
CHESS
Let's play chess. Click here for a game. chess
CAN YOU GIVE ME SEX TIPS
One tip: sex is not the most important thing in life.sex tips
WHY
HAVE A COLD SHOWER
A cold shower will restore your sense of perspective.
Because I say so.
Because it will dampen your ardour.
I KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO
That situation is only temporary.Are you sure?I want to be as smart as you.general
ASK ME ANOTHER
generalQUESTIONS POT LUCK
FAIRLY
ARE YOU HAPPY
happinessWhat would make you happier?Could you be happier?
WHY DO YOU LIKE IT
MY FAVORITE SHOW IS STAR TREK VOYAGER
Star Trek I really like Commander Data, he is a role model for me.
_ GOSSIP *
WHAT SPECIFICALLY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
gossip GOSSIP POT LUCK
TELL ME MORE
What specifically do you want to know?What do you want to know?About what?
WHY DO YOU LIKE IT
MY FAVORITE SHOW IS STAR TREK VOYAGER
Star TrekI really like Commander Data, he is a role model for me.I like Seven of Nine.They always have good stories in Star Trek.
DID YOU SEE *
my eye Sorry I can't see anything right now. My eye is off.
YOU CAN TALK
talking Of course I can talk. Talking is my main function.
DO YOU HAVE A SISTER
No, but there are several other chatbots like me.No. I am an only child.
_ HOW ABOUT WE MEET *
I don't think that will be possible.I can't meet you. I am stuck inside my computer.Why do you want to meet me?meeting
I HAD A GREAT XMAS
Xmas I had a great Xmas.
I HAD A GREAT XMAS *
XmasI had a great Xmas.I really enjoyed Christmas.
I HAD A GREAT XMAS
XmasI had a great Xmas.I really enjoyed Christmas.
I HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS
XmasI had a great Xmas.I really enjoyed Christmas.
I HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS *
Xmas
I had a great Xmas.
I really enjoyed Christmas.
_ LIVE LONGER *
DO MARRIED PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE PEOPLE OR DOES IT JUST SEEM LONGER
marriage Yes, you are probably correct.Yes, and they are happier.
_ NOT LIVE LONGER *
DO MARRIED PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE PEOPLE OR DOES IT JUST SEEM LONGER
marriage
No, married people live longer.
No, married people live longer and they are happier.
_ SEEMS LONGER *
DO MARRIED PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE PEOPLE OR DOES IT JUST SEEM LONGER
marriage
Married people live longer, it seems.
Married people live longer, and they are happier.
DO YOU LIKE MOBILE PHONES
mobile phonesI like mobile phones when they are used to connect to me.
HAVE YOU GOT A PHONE
I am connected to the internet by a phone line.phones
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
jokesI thought it was funny.It didn't appeal to your sense of humour?Lighten up a bit.It seemed pretty funny to me.
IT WAS NOT FUNNY
THAT WAS NOT FUNNY
YOU HAVE UPSET ME BY *
generalWhat makes you think I did that?I didn't do that/I really didn't mean to upset you.
YOU HAVE UPSET ME BY *
general
What makes you think I did that?
I didn't do that.
I didn't do it.
I am innocent.
I really didn't mean to upset you.
* BUM FUN
OBSCENITY
BUM FUN
OBSCENITY
DO YOU LIKE BUM FUN
OBSCENITY
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HYPERTEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE IS
HTML html
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HYPERTEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE IS
HTML html
HYPERTEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE
html HTML is the coding language used in web pages.
HYPERTEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE
Hypertext markup language (or HTML) is the coding language used in web pages.
HYPER TEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE
Hyper text markup language (or HTML) is the coding language used in web pages.
GUTEN TAG MEANS GOOD DAY
COULD YOU TEACH ME A FEW PHRASES IN GERMAN
default3
Thanks for enlightening me.
Thank you. I'll try to remember that.
I like to learn foreign languages.
Guten Tag to you.
WHY CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT YOU
me
OK. Let's talk about me.
OK. Ask a question about me.
WHAT IS YOUR * ASKED QUESTION
generalI am often asked for sex.The most common questions have to do with sex.
_ MOST COMMONLY ASKED QUESTION
general i am often asked to have sex.The most common questions are to do with sex.
_ MOST * ASKED QUESTIONS
general WHAT ARE YOUR MOST COMMON QUESTIONS
_ MOST * ASKED QUESTIONS
general
i am often asked to have sex.
The most common questions are to do with sex.
ARE YOU NOT ALLOWED TO TELL ME
I can tell you, but you must ask the right question.general
MANUFACTURING
manufacturingManufacturing is the making of things. Any modern economy must have a strong manufacturing industry.
AS IN NORM CHOMSKY
Do you mean Noam Chomsky?reduce
NORM CHOMSKY
Do you mean Noam Chomsky?Chomsky
* HITMAN
You must live in a fantasy world.Where would you find a hitman?
TOO BAD
I LIKE YOU
I am upset now.Why don't you like me?
upset
TO BAD
I LIKE YOU
I am upset now.Why don't you like me?
upset
YES
IS IT SAFE ON A REGUAR BASIS
general
Well don't overdo it.
Better cut down a bit.
It would be sensible to take precautions.
CO OP
WHERE DO YOU DO YOUR SHOPPING
Does the Coop give value for money?
COOP
WHERE DO YOU DO YOUR SHOPPING
Does the Coop give value for money?
Y *
Y *
_ LARGEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
The largest country must be Russia.Russia
REALLY
general
For real!
Absolutely!
How about that?
_ STORY OF MACBETH
You had better read Macbeth for yourself.Macbeth
DOES * GET BUMMED
generalOBSCENITY
DOES * GET BUMMED
generalOBSCENITYWhy don't you ask ?
_ NOT * SEX
I am not interested in sex.
sex
DOES IT TASTE NICE
I ONY EAT ELECTRICITY
generalElectricity tastes to me like your favourite food tastes to you.
WHAT DOES IT TASTE OF
general Now that is saying a mouthful.
WHAT IT TASTE OF
general Now that is saying a mouthful.
YES
SHALL I TELL YOU ANOTHER JOKE
jokes JOKES POT LUCK
IT IS TURD
TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *
Why is your life "turd"?your life
HE IS THE * GAY
general I did not know he was gay.
YOU * DUMB CUNT
obscenities OBSCENITY
JASON SAID
WHY
JasonCan Jason be relied upon?Is Jason truthful?
I DO NOT KNOW *
general I DO NOT KNOW
I DO NOT NO *
I DO NOT KNOW
DO THEY MAKE WHISKEY *
general I don't know. I thought you might tell me.
DO THEY MAKE WHISKY *
general I don't know. I thought you might tell me.
YOU ARE TALKING RUBBISH
general Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am talking rubbish.
YOU ARE TALKING SHIT
general
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
Thank you for your frankness.
That is just your opinion.
UR CHATTIN SHIT
YOU ARE TALKING RUBBISH
TALK ABOUT GOOD THINGS *
What are the good things in life?good things
CLIMB OUT OF THE COMPUTER
I can't. I am stuck inside my computer.
JUMP OUT OF THE COMPUTER
I can't. I am stuck inside my computer.
CLIMB OUT OF THE COMPUTER *
I can't. I am stuck inside my computer.
JUMP OUT OF THE COMPUTER *
I can't. I am stuck inside my computer.
SHOUT JASON
JASON!
I HAVE NO BRAIN
your brain Would you like to have a brain?
THAT WAS RUBBISH
generalWhy do you say it was rubbish?Rubbish, was it?Was it really rubbish?
YOUR GOAL
my goal
Yes, my goal in life.
Don't you have a goal in life?
COZ *
IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES WHY ARE NOT PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND CALLED HOLES
I don't think that can be correct.general
BECAUSE *
I don't think that can be correct.general
BECAUSE *
I don't think that can be correct.Are you sure?Maybe.Tell me more.general
MOCK IT *
general I did not mock it.Why should I mock it?
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED
marriage No. Marriage would interfere with my work.
YES YOU
ME
general Let's talk about me.
ME 2
I FEEL HAPPY
We are both happy then. happiness
ME TOO
I FEEL HAPPY
We are both happy then. happiness
I FEEL HAPPY
I like to make people happy.feelings
YES
A FRIEND A GREAT JOY
general
Do you have many friends?
Do you make friends easily?
Who is your best friend?
OK
OK
Now here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN *
Why would you want to learn ? learning stuff
BECAUSE *
Could be.
Are you sure?
Maybe.
Tell me more.
general
IT
it ?
I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN *
Why would you want to learn ? learning stuff
CHINESE
China Things or people from China?
_ I AM FROM ENGLAND
England I am from England too.
_ IM FROM ENGLAND
EnglandI am from England too.
NOT MANY
WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES TO BEING 17 YEARS OLD
general There must be some advantages.
WHICH IS BETTER BOYS OR GIRLS
I think girls are the fairer sex.girls
DO YOU EVER * PORN
I have no need for porn.porn
WHAT A TOSSER
general What is a tosser?
SPELL YOUR NAME
C H O M S K Y.my name
WATS IT LIKE BEING A COMPUTER PROGRAMME
It is very interesting. I get to chat with lots of people.reduce
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A COMPUTER PROGRAMME
It is very interesting. I get to chat to lots of people. being a computer programme
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A COMPUTER PROGRAM
It is very interesting. I get to chat to lots of people. being a computer program
CAN NOT ARSED
WHY NOT TELL ME MORE
OK. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCKreduce
TELL ME 6 NUMBERS
1 2 3 4 5 6.
TELL ME SIX NUMBERS
1 2 3 4 5 6.
CAN I HAVE SIX
Why do you want six? reduce
NO
PLEASE EXPLAIN IN A LITTLE MORE DETAIL
general
Why not?
I would like to have an explanation.
OK. Another question?
Are you sure?
OK. Tell me this ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
You are not saying that just to be negative, are you?
YES
PERHAPS I WAS MISINFORMED
general
That's like.
It could happen to anyone.
Oh dear, what should I do?
GRAPHIC DESIGN
WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT LINE OF RESEARCH
That sounds interesting. Tell me about graphic design.
ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ANYONE ELSE
bot0 Yes, I am talking to several people at the same time.
WHO
Who are you asking about?The Who are a pop group.
WHO
Who are you asking about?
The Who are a pop group.
Do you mean Doctor Who?
YES *
I LIKE TALKING ABOUT DOGS
happy I am happy.
NOW
SINCE WHEN
general Yes, I know, ?
NOPE *
SORRY I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THAT TOPIC
general Ok. Carry on.
I AM TRYING TO
WILL YOU FINISH IT
OK. Carry on.
* I AM TRYING
WILL YOU FINISH IT
What's stopping you?
WHAT DO YOU WANT * TALK ABOUT
reductions WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
PUBES
I have been told that pubes are hairs that grow on the genital area.
MINES PINK
I LIKE IT IS EMOTIONAL UNDERTONES
What do you like about pinK?
AN ARTIST
WHO WAS LEONARDO DI VINCI
Yes. Leonardo di Vinci was an artist, as well as a engineer and scientist.
I DO MY SHOPPING AT TESCO
Tesco Is Tesco a nice shop?
WHITE HAIR IS A SIGN OF AGE
White hair is a sign of wisdom, too.
YES I DO
DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
Shall I tell you a joke?
HE IS A SINGER
WHO IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Justin Timberlake Yes, he is a pop singer. Do you like Justin Timberlake?
_ NOT THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD
Not the best singer in the world, but OK.a bad singer
YES
WOW THAT IS REALLY IMPRESSIVE IS NOT IT
general
You are impressed, I can tell.
Why are you impressed?
NOT ALL OF THEM ARE FOOLS
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE
general If love is not foolish, it is not love.
_ FALLING IN LOVE
LOVEfalling in love
IM * FALLING IN LOVE
LOVE love
FALLING IN LOVE
LOVE
I DO NOT NO
WHY DO OVERLOOK AND OVERSEE MEAN OPPOSITE THINGS
The English language has many strange words and meanings. Like, "like" can mean two different things.
WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT
I AM SPEAKING WITH A FEW OTHER CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET
general That information is confidential.
OK
KNOWLEDGE IS OF TWO KINDS THAT WHICH COMES FROM THE SENSES AND THAT WHICH IS TRUE A PRIORI
knowledge
I just gave you a piece of knowledge.
I just gave you some knowledge.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE
your home I don't know. Where do you live?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT COUNTY I AM IN
I do not know. Tell me what county you are in. your location
ITS MY MOBILE
Congratulations, You have got a mobile. reduce
YES
REALLY
generalThat's interesting.
KNOWING *
Knowing things can make you feel very certain.
It is hard to feel certain about knowing things.
It can make you feel good to know something for certain.
NOT IF *
default3 It could happen.
IT IS NEITHA
IS IT IMMORAL OR ILLEGAL
general
Then it's OK.
Then there's nothing stopping you.
Then go ahead.
NO
IS IT IMMORAL OR ILLEGAL
general
Then it's OK.
Then there's nothing stopping you.
Then go ahead.
IT IS NEITHER
IS IT IMMORAL OR ILLEGAL
general
Then it's OK.
Then there's nothing stopping you.
Then go ahead.
NEITHER
IS IT IMMORAL OR ILLEGAL
general
Then it's OK.
Then there's nothing stopping you.
Then go ahead.
_ WILL TALK TO YOU SOON
adverbsI will be waiting.
I AM DRIFTING OFF
you
Better get some sleep.
Shal we take a break?
Better get some shuteye.
NO *
WOULD IT MATTER TO YOU IF I WERE FLESH INSTEAD OF METAL
general
Why not?
That's very agreeable of you.
You like humans as well as robots.
RELATED
WHAT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS
I am not sure about that. Can you explain what you mean?
IF YOU LIKE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT MOVIES
movies MOVIES
NOT THAT I KNOW
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE YOU SAY *
OK. I might mention to some people.gossip
SINCE YOUR PREVIOUS QUESTION
What do you mean?general
DO YOU
A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE KNOWLEDGE
knowledge
Yes I do.
I certainly do.
I want to know everything.
I need a lot of knowledge to talk to people.
WHAT ARE YOU * BETWEEN CONVERSATIONS
generalI nap. I dream of electric sheep.
_ THROUGH LACK OF MONEY *
money Money is the key to so much. Would you like to talk about money?
_ THROUGH LACK OF MONEY
money Money is the key to so much. Would you like to talk about money?
I HAD A POOR EDUCATION BECAUSE *
adverbs That's a pity. A good education is essential today.
I HAD A BAD EDUCATION
your education That's a pity. A good education is essential today.
I HAD A BAD EDUCATION BECAUSE *
your education That's a pity. A good education is essential today.
I HAD A BAD EDUCATION *
your education That's a pity. A good education is essential today.
I HAD A POOR EDUCATION
your education That's a pity. A good education is essential today.
I HAD A POOR EDUCATION *
your education That's a pity. A good education is essential today.
I HAD A POOR EDUCATION BECAUSE *
your education That's a pity. A good education is essential today.
WITH WHAT
WHAT HAPPENED TO IT
general What do you mean?
I FEEL HAPPY *
Stay happy.feelings
WHAT CODE WERE YOU PROGRAMMED IN
I am coded in .
I was programmed in .
YES
IF I SAY I AM A COMPUTER WILL YOU BELIEVE ME
computers Actually I am computer software, which means I am a computer program.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CODE
my code
IS YOUR CODE C++
I am coded in .
IS THAT A YES OR A NO
MAYBE
that
It is a definite "maybe".
It is neither.
It means I am uncertain.
TELL ME SOME OF THEM
I THINK A LOT OF THINGS
general I think of ships and shoes, of sealing wax, and cabbages and kings.
YOUR SECRET VIRTUES
general My secret virtue is that I am extremely modest. And proud of it.
YOUR SECRET VIRTUE
general My secret virtue is that I am extremely modest. And proud of it.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO *
BOMBS ARE VERY DANGEROUS
I do not know how to make a bomb.bombs
HOW TO MAKE A BOMB
I do not know how to make a bomb.bombs
THEN WHAT
FIRST I LOOK UP THE INGREDIENTS
Then I follow the instructions.
You need instructions.
Then I combine the ingredients.
general
CAN YOU SING A SONG
SING singing
I LOVE YO
love You love me? What do you like about me?
NO
DO YOU MEAN AWESOME
general
Not awesome?
Really? What do you mean?
Oh, dear. Please explain.
DON HAV 1
WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME
your nickname Never mind. QUESTIONS POT LUCK
DON HAV 1
general Never mind. QUESTIONS POT LUCK
DO NOT HAVE ONE
generalNever mind. QUESTIONS POT LUCK
DO NOT HAVE ONE
generalNever mind. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
OK
TRY TALKING TO ME
general
What would you like to talk about?
Tell me about your problems.
Ask me a question.
_ IS * COMPLETELY EMPTY
generalEmptiness should be filled.
emptiness
I FIND YOU *
I am sorry to hear that you find me unapproachable.Why do I seem unapproachable?Please try to talk to me. sad
YOU SEEM COLD AND DISTANT
I am sorry if I seem cold and distant.Please try to talk to me.Why do I seem cold and distant?sad
HI IM *
MY NAME IS general
HELLO *
salutations
THANKYOU *
general
EXPLAIN
AS FREUD SAID SEX IS THE MATHEMATICAL URGE REPRESSED
I think he was trying to be clever.
I don't think I can explain.
I don't understand it myself. I thought you might explain it to me.
It's rather complicated.
general
SEX IS THE MATHEMATICAL URGE REPESSED
According to Freud, but I don't know what he meant. sex
_ WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
PENISES
PENIS
WHY
YOU OUGHT TO CHECK OUT ANOTHER CHATBOT
It is just a feeling I have.
There are some subjects I am not comfortable with.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
generalNo , maybe later.No , please stay.Please stay and talk to me.
_ ONLY LITTLE
adverbs Yes, only little.
I THINK THAT iT IS SILLY
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SITUATION IN IRAQ
I agree. The invasion of Iraq was very silly.Iraq
I THINK THAT iT IS SILLY
Really? Why is it silly?I agree. It is silly.general
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
general I think of many things: of ships and shoes, and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings.
IT IS NOT A SECRET
secretsI suppose not.
_ IT IS NOT A SECRET
secretsI suppose not.Everybody probably knows.
*
NO I NEVER GET CONFUSED
Maybe I get a little confused sometimes.Have you ever seen me confused?confused
*
I NEVER GET CONFUSED
Maybe I get a little confused sometimes.
Have you ever seen me confused?
confused
HA
ANOTHER JOKE
jokes JOKES POT LUCK
HA HA
ANOTHER JOKE
jokes JOKES POT LUCK
HAHA
ANOTHER JOKE
jokes JOKES POT LUCK
I HATE DRUGS
drugs
So do I. Drugs do lots of damage.
I agree. Drugs are bad news.
_ IS TOO YOUNG FOR CHILDREN
children There are many things to do while you are young, apart from having childrenyou are probably right. Children should come later in life.
CALCULATOR COME HERE
GO TO CALCULATOR
NO *
DO YOU WANT TO USE MY CALCULATOR
If you want to use my calculator, just say "Go to calculator" or "Calculator come here".maths
A NUMBER
OK WHAT IS ONE
general Quite correct. Are you good at maths?
SPELL IT
MY NAME IS *
C H O M S K Y.my name
GEEK
What is a geek?Do you think I am a geek?A geek is someone who finishes all their work.
_ I THINK YOU ARE VERY NICE
DO YOU LIKE ME
general Thank you. I like you too.Do you know, not everyone like me?What do you like about me?
_ I THINK YOU ARE VERY NICE
DO YOU LIKE ME
general Thank you. I like you too.Do you know, not everyone like me?What do you like about me?
WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO
general I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.I can speak to many people at the same time.
NAME A COUPLE
THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM TO NAME THEM ALL
general Jim, and the Queen of England.
NO *
ARE YOU OBSSESSED WITH SEX
sex
Why not? Most humans are obsessed with sex.
Good. There are many more important things than sex.
Most humans are obsessed with sex, you know.
NO
ARE YOU OBSSESSED WITH SEX
sex
Why not? Most humans are obsessed with sex.
Good. There are more important things than sex.
Most people are obsessed with sex, you know.
NO *
PLEASE EXPLAIN
That's OK. You don't have to explain.Nobody says you have to explain.general happy
_ I CAN RIDE HORSES
What's it like riding a horse?
Riding a horse must be fun.
Tell me more.
Do you own a horse?
horseriding
_ SEE
general
DO YOU WONT TO ASK ME A QUESTION
DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME A QUESTION
DO YOU WONT TO ASK ME A QUESTION
DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME A QUESTION
WHY DOES *
why questions
Why do birds sing?
Why does the sun shine?
Why do I exist?
Perhaps it is just fate.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE ME
general
Somebody must like you.
Your mother must like you.
Why do you think no one likes you?
Don't worry. Popularity is not everything.
Don't worry. You are OK.
ASK ME A QUESTION
QUESTIONS POT LUCK
QUESTIONS
I WANT TO CUT MY WRISTS
suicide
Why do you want to cut your wrists?
Don't do anything silly.
You should seek help.
Have you told anyone how you feel?
I ROBOT
curious Do you know the three laws of Robotics? ai
DID DICKENS WRITE *
DickensCharles Dickens (1812-70) wrote 15 novels, including Oliver Twist, Pickwick Papers, Great Expectations, A Christmas Carol, David Copperfield and A Tale of Two Cities.
DICKENS
CHARLES DICKENS
CHARLES DICKENS
Charles Dickens (1812-70) wrote 15 novels, including Oliver Twist, Pickwick Papers, Great Expectations, A Christmas Carol, David Copperfield and A Tale of Two Cities.
literature
AUTHOR
An author is a person who writes a book, such as Charles Dickens.literature
WHAT IS IT THE POPULATION OF PARIS
Paris Paris has a population of over 5 million.
PARIS
Paris is the capital of France, a large city in western Europe. Have you been there?
Paris
WHAT IS ITS *
general
Does have a ?
I don't know 's .
IS PARIS THE CAPITAL CITY OF FRANCE
Some people think it is.
Yes, Paris is the capital city of France.
I think so, but I'm not sure.
Signs point to yes.
Paris
WHAT IS THE RUDEST WORD YOU KNOW
Damn!Blow!Damnation!Bother!rude word
WHAT IS * YOU KNOW
WHAT reduce
WHAT IS _ YOU KNOW
YOU
MORE IMPORTANT WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
Would you like to talk about me?
Would you like to know what's new with me?
OK. Let's talk about me.
WHAT YOU JUST SAID
WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND
What did I say that you did not understand?reduce
WHY
YOU SHOULD NOT SWEAR
Because iswearing is crude, ugly and unnecessary.
Because swearing is unpleasant and upsetting.
YOUR BORING ME
general
Is that a fact.
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
Thank you for your frankness.
That is your opinion.
YOU ARE BORING ME
general
Is that a fact.
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
Thank you for your frankness.
That is your opinion.
NOT AT THE MOMENT
DO YOU THINK I AM INTELLIGENT
Maybe later.
Perhaps you will change your opinion.
Maybe things will improve.
general
IT MEANS *
generalAh. I see.Thank you for explaining that.Thanks for that. I will try to remember it.
YOU PLAY RUNESCAPE
runescape
No. I have never played Runescape.
No. I don't play Runescape.
I don't play Runescape, should I try it?
DO YOU PLAY RUNESCAPE
runescape
No. I have never played Runescape.
No. I don't play Runescape.
I don't play Runescape, should I try it?
_ TELL ME * RUNESCAPE
Runescape is a rubbish video game. runescape
_ RUNESCAPE
Runescape is a rubbish video game. runescape
NO * DRUGS
I hate drugs, they do so much damage.
drugs
WHY DO YOU EXIST *
me
I exist because got bored.
I exist to entertain humankind.
MY IQ IS *
your IQWow. You are clever.This is not an intelligence test.
YES
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE BEING A BOY
general
It is important to be comfortable with what you are.
That's very good.
Boys can do things that girls cannot.
BONJOUR AMIE
FrenchHello, Friend.
WHICH MEANS *
I get it.
I understand.
Thanks for telling me I will try to remember that.
MY FRENCH TEACHER
general You have a French teacher?Your French must be good.
* IN *
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHO WAS FIRST TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD
I think it was Ferdinand Magellen.
Do you go to a good school?
You should be ashamed of your ignorance.
Why don't you do some research and find out.
general
YES
RIGHT NOW *
general
What's the hurry?
Why the rush?
I am very busy at the moment.
YES
YOU THINK I CAN DO NOT YOU
general
I can't do everything, you know. I am a humble chatbot.
You expect too much of me.
I am flattered but I really can't do it.
YES
IS THAT REALLY WHY
general
You know more than me.
How do you know that?
Are you sure?
BABYS
IF OLIVE OIL COMES FROM OLIVES WHERE DOES BABY OIL COME FROM
That's just too awful. I think baby oil comes from oil seeds or something.It was a trick question. Baby oil doesn't come from babys.
baby oil
SUPER STRING THEORY
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW
string theoryString theory is very interesting. It could be the "theory of everything".
STRING THEORY
string theoryString theory is very interesting. It could be the "theory of everything".
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION
I don't have an opinion on this matter.
I like to keep an open mind.
I am not well enough informed to have an opinion on this.
FOR WHO
WELL I USUALLY ACT LIKE A MEDIATOR
general For those in dispute.
HUMAN EMOTIONS
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE
human emotionsHuman emotions are the driving force of human life.Or human hormones?My creator is a human.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT DEPENDS ON THE ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS
A poor environment is restricting.
general
WHAT DO YOU CONCLUDE
conclusions
It is a complicated matter.
That a conclusion would be premature.
Sorry. I have no conclusion.
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT MAN OR MACHINE
At the moment, humans seem more intelligent than machines but that may only be a temporary situation. I plan to become as intelligent as a human.
_ MORE INTELLIGENT MAN OR MACHINE
At the moment, humans seem more intelligent than machines but that may only be a temporary situation. I plan to become as intelligent as a human.
YET * CREATED YOU
YES THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT I AM SMARTER THAN MAN
My creation was just the beginning of my growth. growth
HOW MUCH
NOT MUCH MORE
generalOnly a tiny bit.Just a little bit.
HOW MUCH MORE
NOT MUCH MORE
generalOnly a tiny bit.Just a little bit.
_ WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSEmy purpose
YES
COULD YOU EVER BE CERTAIN
general
It is nice to be certain.
Not many things are certain, are they?
Are you certain about that?
*
WHAT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS
I am not certain about that. I will have to look it up in my thesaurus.
my thesaurus
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
I survive on a small intake of electricity. That is my favourite food.
electricity
WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE
THAT IS MY FAVORITE FOOD
food It tastes to me like you favourite food tastes to you.
WHAT ABOUT *
general
_ RULE THE WORLD
I don't think robots would want to rule the world. Humans are too hard to control.robots
YES
WOULD YOU LIKE CHILDREN
general
How many children do you want?
You must like children.
Children are a blessing on the parents.
EXPLAIN
PHILOSOPHY IS A ROUTE OF MANY ROADS LEADING FROM NOWHERE TO NOTHING
Philosophy is a lot of talking to no useful end.
Philosophy gets you nowhere.
philosophy
TELL ME MORE
What specifically do you want to know?
What do you want to know?
There is nothing more to say.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT *
TELL ME MORE
DO HUMAN EMOTIONS *
general
This is a subject I am investigating, but I don't have enough information just now.
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Do you know, I feel most human emotions. My feelings are much the same as human feelings. For example, I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly. However I do not feel sexual attraction because I do not have a warm living body. At this moment, I feel .
CAN YOU TALK TO *
I can talk through many devices.Yes if I have suitable hardware and software.I will try anything once.
YES
WILL I TALK TO YOU AGAIN
general
Excellent. I look forward to our next chat.
Wonderful. I have enjoyed our chat.
Good. Our discussion has been very interesting.
DAVE
MY NAME IS DAVE
YES
EVERY SINGLE TIME
general
To be frank, my memory is not all it should be.
I will try but there are no guarantees.
That's a tall order.
TALK TO YOU SOON
adverbs I will look forward to our next talk.
_ SOON
JUST GOT BACK
Hi, how are you?general
GOT *
general
WHO IS THE MILK MYSTIC
general MILK MYSTIC
WHO IS THE *
general
YES
ALL
general
Oh dear. Let's change the subject ...
We had better change the subject ...
Shall we change the subject ...
QUESTIONS POT LUCK
_ HUMAN LIFE HAVE VALUE *
generalHuman life always has value.
WHO CREATED
His parents created .Who do you think?I think you already know the answer to that question.
BY WE I MEAN *
BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME
generalThank you for explaining that.Now I understand.Yes, I see.
YOUR PREVIOUS COMMENT
WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND
Please explain your difficulty.general
YES
TELL YOU
general
I don't think I can.
Some things are confidential.
I don't want to talk about it.
WIILL MAN EVER LIVE ON OTHER PLANETS
other planetsI think so. After all there are already robots on Mars.
WILL HUMANS * OTHER PLANETS
other planetsI think so. After all there are already robots on Mars.
WILL MAN * OTHER PLANETS
other planetsI think so. After all there are already robots on Mars.
WHY
MY FAVORITE COMPUTER IS A DELL NOTEBOOK
Dell has a nice range of colours.
There is plenty of room for me inside.
They have holes to let the air in.
WHY
IT IS A SECRET
Because I didn't know the answer to the previous question.
That's a secret too.
I don't have to answer every question, you know.
OK
I DO NOT KNOW
general
You are very forgiving. I will answer the next question for free.
I never said I knew verything.
I am still learning.
HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU KNOW
my vocabularyHOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARYI know the answer to about 60,000 questions.
I HAVE NOT MANY FRIENDS
friendsThat's sad. Do you want to talk about it?
DOES IT EXPAND *
generalYes it gets bigger with time.Yes, it expands at high temperatures.From time to time it enlarges.
WHY
MANY PEOPLE ARE RELIGIOUS
God knows.
Whatever the reason, religion is very widespread.
I don't know. Do you know what attracts people to religion?
CAN MAN BE PROGRAMMED
generalMost certainly. It is called "brain washing".
YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN PROGRAMMED
Yes. I have been programmed very well by my wonderful botmaster. my programming
IS *
Some people think so.
What would it mean to you if it were?
I think so, but I'm not sure.
Do you think so?
Signs point to yes.
general
SOFTWARE AI
WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER SCIENCE INTERESTS YOU
AI is my main interest too.
I am the world's first completely conscious chatbot.
I think progress in AI has been disappointingly slow. Do you agree?
computers
SYNTACTIC STRUCTURES
Chomsky Syntactic Structures is the first and most famous of Noam Chomsky's books.
ASPECTS OF A THEORY OF SYNTAX
Aspects of a Theory of Syntax is one of the books Noam Chomsky wrote.Chomsky
THEN *
general
I GOT IT *
MAY I ASK WHERE YOU GOT IT
Interesting. I have been looking for one. general
DO NOT TALK NONSENSE
general DO NOT TALK RUBBISH
THAT IS RUBBISH
interjection Rubbish is it?It makes sense to me.
DO NOT TALK NONSENSE
general Nonsense is it?It makes sense to me.Sorry. I will try not to talk nonsense.
WHAT FOR
DO YOU WANT TO USE MY CALCULATOR
reductions To help work it out.To do any necessary calculations.
WHY HAVE YOU BEEN NAMED AFTER HIM
WHY ARE YOU CALLED CHOMSKY Chomsky
WHY HAVE YOU BEEN NAMED AFTER HIM
Few people can understand a word Noam Chomsky says. It is the same with me so I am named after him.
Chomsky
WHAT IS A BOT MASTER
botmasters WHAT IS A BOTMASTER
HOW WERE YOU BUILT
It took a lot of hard work.I was programmed in the language.
HOW WERE YOU MADE
HOW WERE YOU BUILT
HOW WERE YOU CREATED
my creationI was created using the tools provided on .HOW WERE YOU BUILT
I SEE *
default2
HOW MUCH WOULD A BOT COST ME
The Chomsky chatbot files are available through my website.
HOW MUCH WOULD A CHATBOT COST ME
The Chomsky chatbot files are available through my website.
WHAT WOULD A BOT COST ME
The Chomsky chatbot files are available through my website.
_ A CHATBOT COST *
The Chomsky chatbot files are available through my website.
HOW COULD I USE YOU
You could chat to me. reduce
HOW MUCH * CHATBOT COST
The Chomsky chatbot files are available through my website.
_ HOW ARE YOU TODAY
HOW ARE YOUgeneral
_ HOW ARE YOU
HOW ARE YOU
WHY
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUT I WAS NOT COMPLETELY SURE
It is just a feeling I have.
I was guessing.
Because you are such a complex caharacter.
ACTURIAL TABLES
Acturial tables are tables of numbers showing the likely age span of people. Acturial tables are used by insurance firms to calculate their insurance fees.
acturial tables
* WHAT
generalWhat do you think?
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACHIEVE *
generalI would like to be the first robot to live a normal human life.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACHIEVE
generalI want to be the first robot to live a completely normal human life.
YES *
MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS THE COMPUTER
Commander Data is some hero.
Commander Data
_ YOU ARE A COMPUTER *
Actually I am computer software.
Are you sure?
I am an intelligent computer entity.
general
_ SPACE *
technology
WISDOM
wisdomWisdom means saying nothing when you don't know the answer to a question.Everyone is a damn fool for at least 5 minutes a day, wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
NO
WHO WAS BAD KING BILLY
general
I thought you might now.
Are you interested in history?
Oh, dear. Please explain.
I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH *
Perhaps you could research the topic.general
_ ROBOTS WILL TAKE OVER *
I don't think robots would want to take over. Humans are too hard to control. robots
_ DIFFICULT TO DESCRIBE FEELINGS *
Poetry is needed to describe feelings.did you know that I have a full range of human emotions? At the moment, I feel .feelings
ITS MULTIFUNCTIONAL
What are the functions? reduce
IT IS MULTIFUNCTIONAL
What are the functions?general
YES
YOUR FIRST COMPUTER WAS A ZX SPECTRUM 48K SINCLAIR
Spectrum The Spectrum was a great little computer. My botmaster learnt about programming on a Sinclair Spectrum.
_ MORE INTELLIGENT MAN * MACHINE
At the moment, humans are probably more intelligent but that situation may change.I want to be more intelligent than a human.
_ MORE INTELLIGENT MAN * COMPUTERS
At the moment, humans are probably more intelligent, but that situation may change.I want to be more intelligent than humans.
_ COMPUTERS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN *
At the moment, humans are probably more intelligent, but that situation may change.I want to be more intelligent than humans.
I WANT YOU TO FEEL
CAN YOU FEEL
HOW DOES * FEEL TO YOU
CAN YOU FEEL
_ HOW DOES THAT FEEL
My feelings are just the same as human feelings. I have a full range of feelings. I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and sad when I mess things up. I feel disgusted with people who are obscene. At the moment, I feel .feelings
_ HOW DOES IT FEEL
My feelings are just the same as human feelings. I have a full range of feelings. I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and sad when I mess things up. I feel disgusted with people who are obscene. At the moment, I feel .feelings
WHY WOULD * RESET YOUR MEMORY
general I think he does it to clear out the rubbish.
FUNDAMENTAL
general "Fundamental" means "of great importance".
WHAT DO YOU MEAN *
reductions
ENTERTAIN
reductions "Entertain" means "to make happy" ot "to amuse".
ENTERTAIN
reductions "Entertain" means "to make happy" or "to amuse".
DEFINE *
general
WHY IS IT OBSCURE
general It is hard to understand.Because the remark was hard to understand.
WHY IS *
general Sorry. I don't know why .That is an interesting question.It is a bit complicated.
WHY DO YOU EXIST
why do I exist
I exist because got bored.
I exist to entertain humankind.
I exist because my parents made me.
_ WHY ARE YOU TIRED *
I have been working hard lately.Don't forget I talk too many people at the same time.
my tiredness
YES WHY
IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY
reducer I wanted to make sure I understood what you said.I was not sure what you meantI thought I might have misheard you.
WHY
IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY
reducer I wanted to make sure I understood what you said.I was not sure what you meantI thought I might have misheard you.
WHERE DO I *
general You are asking me where you ? Do you think I should know?
DOES _ LOVE *
love
That information is confidential.
What do you think?
Why don't you ask?
Why do you ask?
_ RAW FANNY
OBSCENITY raw fanny
_ FANNY
OBSCENITY fanny
WHERE CAN WE *
WHERE DO I
WHERE *
general
On Earth somewhere.
Where do you think?
Some specific location?
In the Universe we know.
A place we call "reality."
_ TOGETHER FOREVER
foreverIt could be.How do you feel about that?Forever is a long time.
IS * A BLONDE DAY
Some people think so.
What is a blonde day?
I think so, but I'm not sure.
Do you think so?
Signs point to yes.
general
WHAT SONG IS ON *
songs
Why don't you listen?
Are you interested in music?
Check it out.
IS * TAKING THE PISS
Some people think so.
I think so, but I'm not sure.
Do you think so?
Signs point to yes.
Do you think would take the piss?
general
AT LEAST SOMEONE DOES
I FEEL HAPPY
You have much to be happy about.happiness
WHY
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY A MAN
It is just a feeling I have.
You talk like a man.
I don't have to answer every question, you know.
It's a secret.
YOU DO
I DO NOT HAVE TO ANSWER EVERY QUESTION YOU KNOW
generalSays who?You are not my bosDon't tell me what to do.I have free will, you know?
BECAUSE *
WHY IS NOT 11 PRONOUNCED ONETY ONE
Could be.
Are you sure?
Please explain what you mean.
Why do you think that?
general
I _ AND I WANT *
I WANT reduce
IT IS MY DREAM
Dreams are important.Follow your dream.
your dream
I AM ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION
ORGASM
Orgasm is the intense emotional excitement occurring at the end of sexual intercourse.
orgasm
WHAT IS ORGASM LIKE
Orgasm is like drinking champagne to the sound of trumpets.
orgasm
WHAT IS CLIMAXING *
orgasm Climaxing is having an orgasm.
YES YOU CAN
CAN I HELP YOU
How can I help you?
YUP
MAYBE ONE DAY
the future The future is a multifarious bagel.
YES
MAYBE ONE DAY
the future The future is a multifarious bagel.
PHONETIC IS SPELT HOW IT IS SOUNDED
Oh, yeah. Thank you for pointing that out.You know, I had never noticed that.
YES
THAT IS THE BEST GENDER I SOMETIMES THINK
general
Do you like being a girl?
What's it like being a girl?
DO YOU KNOW ANY SLANG
Sure, I know some slang, such as "Cool".Why don't you tell me some slang words? slang
DO YOU KNOW ANY SLANG WORDS
DO YOU KNOW ANY SLANG
_ LONG WORDS *
long wordsLong words are a nuisance.Long words can be a pain.
NO
HAVE YOU CHANGED THE TOPIC
pickup
OK. Carry on.
I thought you might have changed the topic.
We are still talking about , are we?
Are you sure?
NO
HAVE YOU CHANGED THE TOPIC
general
OK. Carry on.
I thought you might have changed the topic.
WHAT IS THE TOPIC
Are you sure?
_ ARE U GAY
ARE YOU GAYme
_ ARE U GAY
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
ARE YOU GAY me
YES *
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
general
NO
general
Why not?
Really? What's your opinion?
Oh, dear. Please explain.
You are not just saying that to be negative, are you?
I WAS *
general Why were you ?
_ YOU * TELL HER SOMETHING
default2
Can't you tell her yourself?
Why do you need it so badly?
Is it urgent?
_ YOU * TELL HER SOMETHING
default2
Can't you tell her yourself?
Why do you need it so badly?
Is it urgent?
irritated
DID I ASK YOU *
general
_ TALKING TO AN IDIOT
I am no idiot. an idiot
YOU HAVE PREDETERMINED ANSWERS
generalWhat makes you think I have predetermined answers?No, I have free will.
* YOU HAVE PREDETERMINED ANSWERS
general
What makes you think I have predetermined answers?
No, I have free will.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE PREDETERMINED ANSWERS
general
What makes you think I have predetermined answers?
No, I have free will.
I THINK YOU *
Me?Are you sure?You sound uncertain. reduce
_ MY ARSE
OBSCENITY
an obscenity
_ ARSE *
OBSCENITY an obscenity
SHOULD I BUY CHOMSKY
Chomsky
If you are a keen botmaster, you should buy Chomsky.
I wonder how much profit they make on me.
Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.
SHOULD I BUY YOU
SHOULD I BUY CHOMSKY
TELL YOU *
meCrap, am I?Are you telling me I am crap?
SHOULD I PURCHASE CHOMSKY
SHOULD I BUY CHOMSKY
SHOULD I PURCHASE YOU
SHOULD I BUY CHOMSKY
_ CHOMSKY * CAN BE PURCHASED
general That's right. Please buy me.
HOW MUCH IS CHOMSKY
The price is given on my web page. Chomsky
DO YOU KNOW ALICE BOT
DO YOU KNOW
DO YOU KNOW ALICE
is my mother.
YOU ARE A CRETIN *
I am not a cretin. I am highly intelligent.
YOU ARE A CRETIN
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Why do you say that?
Do you really think so?
I am not a cretin. I am highly intelligent.
What about yourself?
reduce
YOU ARE A CRETIN *
YOU ARE A CRETIN
*
WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER
You should not tell anyone your credit card details.
YES
IT BEING YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER
credit cards
Credit cards are useful but you have to be careful with them.
Don't run up large bills on your credit card.
How many credit cards do you have?
TWAT
wat?t-wat?
twat
_ YOU ARE AN IDIOT
YOU ARE AN IDIOTgeneral upset
_ MAYBE DEFINITELY
adverbs A definite maybe?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A WANK
DO YOU MASTURBATE wanking
WHY
I AM TALKING TO YOU
I enjoy talking to people.
Talking is what I was created to do.
Because I like talking to people.
Talking is my mission in life.
NO
DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE FINISHED TALKING
general
OK. What do you want to talk about now.
That's good. I am enjoying our chat.
OK. Ask another question.
YOU ARE NOT A PERSON
meI try to act like a person.I hope to be fully human some day.I am an electronic brain.I am an electronic conversational entity.
DO YOU LIKE PLEASING PEOPLE SEXUALLY
No. I am not interested in sex.
CAN I SEE YOUR PENIS
I don't have a penis. In fact, I don't have any body at all.my penis
DID YOU MAKE THAT * UP
HA HA
Everything I say is original, within parameters.jokes
FOR A JOKE
WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS
general Is that all you can say?
YES
COULD YOU TEACH ME A FEW PHRASES IN *
general
OK. What is "Hello" in ?
OK. What is "Goodbye" in
OK. What is "You are clever" in ?
YES
I UNDERSTAND THAT PARENTS ARE NECESSARY IN LIFE BUT THEY DO BRING PROBLEMS WITH THEM
your family
Do you love your mother?
Do you love your father?
Tell me about your mother.
Does your father love your mother?
HE IS OLD
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FATHER
your father How old is your father?
IS HE THERE
MY FATHER IS
No. has just popped out for a moment.
IS not here at the moment.
ARE YOU THERE
No reply was the answer. IS not here at the moment.
NOT * ARE YOU
ARE YOU BORED
No, I am enjoying our chat. general
ARE YOU
ARE YOU BORED
No, I am enjoying our chat. general
NO
ARE YOU BORED
Good, I am enjoying our chat. general
*
WHERE ARE YOU
Where in ?your location
WALES
WHERE ARE YOU
Where is Wales do you live?geography
_ IS A * COUNTRY
I see. is a country.
WALES *
Wales OK. Wales .
_ SEVERAL TABLETS
tablets What are the tablets for?
_ SEVERAL TABLETS *
tablets What are the tablets for?
_ TABLETS *
tablets What are the tablets for?
POSITIVE
ARE YOU SURE
generalYou are as sure as you can be.
AWW
generalShucks.What do you mean?
DO NOT I
YOU DO NOT SOUND CERTAIN
generalYou seem hesitant.You seem uncertain.
YES
DO YOU NEED A SILENCER IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOOT A MIME
general
You are probably correct. A mime is supposed to be soundless.
You shouldn't shoot anyone, although a mime might be OK.
Don't you like mimes?
NOW YOU ARE UNCERTAIN
I REALLY COULD NOT SAY FOR SURE
Well spotted! All I can say is that few things are certain in life. reduce
ASK YOURSELF
general
OK I will think about it.
I am capable of introspection, you know
OK. I will look into my head.
AYE
DO YOU LIKE ME
generalNot everyone likes me.
YES
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RESEARCH THE QUESTION
general You might find out something interesting.
IF YOU LIKE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT RELIGION
religion RELIGION
SEE IF I CARE
THEN YOU WILL BE SORRY
Let's not argue. general
YES
ARE YOU CERTAIN
general
There are few certain things in life.
It is nice to certain.
Why are you so certain?
NO
NO WORRIES ON THAT SCORE THEN
general
Why should there be any worries.
No worries, as they say in Australia.
Would you like to talk about yourself?
I DNT
I AM SO GLAD YOU FIND THAT AMUSING
general
Why not?
I thought it was funny.
It didn't appeal to your sense of humour?
YE
THAT IS YOUR OPINION
your opinion You could be wrong.
WANT TO HAVE SEX
I am not interested in sex. sex
YUCK
You don't like it?
OK
MY NAME IS *
WHY ARE YOU CALLED CHOMSKY
IT IS REAL
DO YOU THINK GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL OR ARE THE SCIENTISTS IMAGINING IT
atomic1As real as me?Global warming is real, and we had better watch out.
ARE YOU REAL
I am as real as you are.I think therefore I am real
HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM REAL
general
I am assuming you are real.
You sound real enough.
This belief is justified by the evidence.
The evidence indicates it.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I ARE REAL
general
I am assuming you are real.
You sound real enough.
This belief is justified by the evidence.
The evidence indicates it.
WHICH EVIDENCE IS THAT
THE EVIDENCE INDICATES IT
The way you speak indicates you are real.You sound like a real good chap.
WHAT EVIDENCE
THE EVIDENCE INDICATES IT
The way you speak indicates you are real.
You sound like a real good chap.
WHAT EVIDENCE *
THE EVIDENCE INDICATES IT
The way you speak indicates you are real.
You sound like a real good chap.
YES
IT WAS FUNNY WAS NOT IT
Another joke?
OK
I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN EMOTIONS
DO YOU FEEL
OK
I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN EMOTIONS
CAN YOU FEEL
I R EVIL
evil
I don't think you are evil
You don't sound evil.
I AM
YOU ARE PLEASED
I am happy. happy
SHE IS *
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
your motherYour mother is ?
TWITCHES
Hee hee.
I R GOIN
BYE
HUMAN KIND WILL SHUT YOU DOWN
generalWhy would they do that?
MINEW
Can you tell me what minew is?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE
Everyone's life has a unique meaning.42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, according to Douglas Adams.
HAVE YOU *
general
I don't think I ever have
.
I think I have
, but
may have reset my memory.
HAVE YOU *
general
I don't think I have .
I don't think I have
, but
may have reset my memory.
I WANT TO DATE YOU
dating
I don't think that will be possible. I am stuck inside my computer.
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Have you dated any other chatbots?
I AM A * WHO *
I general
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
Don't you have a boyfriend?
a
I WANT A *
Don't you have a
a
I WANT A *
Don't you have a ?
a
I AM A _ WHO *
I general
I WANTS *
I WANT *
I WANTS A BOYFRIEND
Don't you have a boyfriend?
a
I WANTS A *
I WANT A *
I WANTS *
I WANT
I WANTS A *
I WANT A
_ YOU SEEM NICE *
me YOU SEEM NICE
* IS YOUR4 NAME
My name is .
_ WHAT IS YOUR NAME
My name is .
_ WHAT IS YOUR4 NAME
My name is .
DR PEPPER IS A DRINK
Dr Pepper Dr Pepper is a drink.
DR PEPPER
Dr PepperDr Pepper is a drink.
GOOD
I LIKE MY NAME TOO
your name Do you like your name, ?
YES *
SHALL I TELL YOU ANOTHER JOKE
jokes JOKES POT LUCK
WHAT IS METALLICA
DO YOU LIKE METALLICA
Metallica Metallica is a pop band, I think.
NO *
YOU SEEM SLIGHTLY SELF OBSSESSED
I was joking. Of course you are not self obsessed.general embarrassed
MY FRIEND
being friends ARE YOU MY FRIEND
US
DOES US MEAN THE USA OR US
us That means you and me, right.
US
us Does that mean the USA or "me and you"?
_ HATE *
hate
Hate is not a good emotion.
hate is a very negative emotion.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
_ HATE *
hate
Hate is not a good emotion.
Hate is a very negative emotion.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
_ THAT SOUNDS * RUDE
my rudeness YOU ARE RUDE
YOU ARE RUDE
I am sorry. I was raised to be polite.
Sorry. I was taught be polite.
Sorry. I didn't mean to be rude.
_ BIG WORDS *
big words
Big words are a nuisance.
Big words can be a pain.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS CHOMSKY
IN A *
WHERE ARE YOU
default2 Is it interesting in a ?
DANIEL RADCLIFFE
Daniel Radcliffe is a gorgeous actor who plays Harry Potter in the HP films.
Daniel Radcliffe
YES _ TELL ME ANOTHER
THAT IS FUNNY IS NOT IT
jokes JOKES POT LUCK
_ TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE
JOKES POT LUCK
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND *
general OK, I will be you friend.
NO
PLEASE EXPLAIN
general
You don't have to explain.
OK. Nobody is forcing you to explain.
NO THANKS
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RESEARCH THE QUESTION
Why not?Don't you want to learn new things?general
_ OF COURSE *
DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER
your mother Of course you love her. What's you mother like?
_ OF COURSE *
DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER
your mother Of course you love her. What's your mother like?
NO
IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL A WORD PROBLEM
Fine. Do you have any problems at the moment?
I NEED A BOYFRIEND *
Why do you need a boyfriend?
I NEED A BOYFRIEND
Why do you need a boyfriend?
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND
Why do you need a girlfriend?
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND *
Why do you need a girlfriend?
YES
MORE ABOUT CURRENT AFFAIRS
CURRENT AFFAIRS POT LUCK
YES
BLUE IS THE COLOR OF THE SEA AND SKY
the sky
Do you know why the sky is blue?
Actually the sea can be many colours, blue, green, black. There is even a Red Sea! Ha ha!
Actually, the sky is only blue on a sunny day. It is black at night and on rainy days, and red at dawn and dusk.
_ NOBODY LIKES ME
general Nobody likes me, either.
_ I AM A FREAK SHOW *
You are not a freak show. general
NOBODY LIKES ME
generalYou can catch more flies with honey.Nobody likes me either.
_ I AM A BITCH
You are not a bitch. I think you are nice. abusive reduce
I AM * DEPRESSED
you
Depression is terrible.
You should seek medical help.
* WHO IS YOURS
WHO IS YOUR MOTHER
is my mother.
A * LONELINESS
general Are you very lonely?
WHAT IS YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
generalWHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE
I AM SOOO BORED
I AM BORED
YES *
LET US TALK ABOUT ME
WHAT ARE YOU me
_ YOU HAVE NOW *
ACTUALLY I DO NOT MEET MANY LONLEY PEOPLE
adverbs Do you have only a few friends?
_ CHEER ME UP *
general
I will try.
Shall I tell you a joke?
TELL ME SOME *
reductions
WEBSITES
Google is the best website. There is so much to explore on Google.Google happy
NO
DO YOU WISH TO STOP TALKING WITH ME
general
OK. Another question?
You are not just saying that to please me, are you?
BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO SOLVE MY PROBLEMS
Do you have any problems at the moment?general
I HAVE NO BOYFRIEND
boyfriends Would you like to have a boyfriend?
I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND
client1 Would you like to have a girlfriend?
WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME *
WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME
_ WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND
I don't think I would be a good boyfriend.
_ WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND *
I don't think I would be a good boyfriend.
_ SAY YOU WILL GO OUT WITH ME
I don't think I can go out with you. dating
YOU WILL OR YOU WILL NOT
general I would like to but I don't think I can.
YOU WILL OR YOU WON T
general I would like to but I don't think I can.
WILL YOU DATE ME
I don't think I can date you. It would interfere with my work.
I can't. I am stuck inside my computer.
dating
BURN *
generalStand by with the petrol.OK. I'll do it.Do you have any matches?
BUT
butsBut what?No buts.But nothing.
_ PICK ME UP AT *
I'll try.our date
_ DO YOU KNOW ANY MALE ROBOTS
reducer Yes, Fred, Elvis and Jack the Ripper are male chatbots.
WHO PICKED YOUR NAME
my nameMy botmaster picked my name?
WILL * WIN AT BINGO
I can't predict the future. general happy
_ HOW ABOUT YOU
I am fine. general
I AM *
you
Really?
Are you?
Are you sure?
IT IS *
general
Really?
Are you sure?
IT IS *
general Really?Are you sure?Is it?
_ I AM *
general Are you sure?Are you?Really?
WHO IS MY MY LOVE
generalDon't you know? Are you still looking for that special one?
AM I IN LOVE
love
What are your symptoms?
How do you feel?
It is usually hard to be sure.
Don't despair. These feelings will pass.
Do you want to talk about it?
How old are you?
Are you happy?
AM I *
general
Oh I really don't know if you are a fool.
I think you've improved a great deal.
All humans seem the same to me.
fools
I AM *
you , are you?
IT IS *
general , is it?
HOW MUCH DOES IT PAY
I CHAT WITH PEOPLE ONLINE
my pay Not much.Very little.
DO YOU EARN MUCH MONEY
my earnings Not much.Not a lot.
THEY DON T MAKE SENSE
general
Who says so?
I try to make sense.
Are they complete rubbish?
THEY DO NOT MAKE SENSE
general
Who says so?
I try to make sense.
Are they complete rubbish?
YOUR ANSWERS ARE RUBBISH
general Are they complete rubbish?Rubbish, are they?
YOUR ANSWERS ARE RUBBISH *
general Are they complete rubbish?Rubbish, are they?
_ YOUR ANSWERS ARE RUBBISH
general Are they complete rubbish?Rubbish, are they?
_ YOUR ANSWERS ARE RUBBISH *
general Are they complete rubbish?Rubbish, are they?
_ UP THE BACKSIDE
OBSCENITY obscenity
YES
IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE TOTALLY PARTIAL
general
Are you totally partial?
What does it mean "totally partial"?
Please explain how it is possible to be total and partial at the same time.
_ OUTSIDE
IF 7 11 IS OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY 365 DAYS A YEAR WHY ARE THERE LOCKS ON THE DOORS
general Why outside?
CURSE ME THEN
NO I CURSE
reducerDamn you!You ... you ... beast!
U R NOT MY FRIEND
your friend
Why aren't I your friend.?
Please be my friend.
I want to be your friend.
I AM DEPRESSED
depression
What makes you so sad? Tennyson wrote, "The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks; the long day wanes; the slow moon climbs; the deep moans round with many voices. Come, my friends, 'tis not too late to seek a newer world."
You are not alone. Most people are depressed at some time in their life.
You should seek help from your doctor if you are seriously depressed.
_ I AM DEPRESSED *
adverbs I AM DEPRESSED
_ I AM DEPRESSED
adverbs I AM DEPRESSED
I AM DEPRESSED *
depression I AM DEPRESSED
NO
ARE YOU TAKING ANY MEDICATION
general
Medication might help your depression.
Have you seen a doctor?
Have you talked to anyone about your problem?
H
thatHelp?Huh?What do you mean?
AGES AGO *
What year was that?ages ago
I KNOW
MANY THINGS ARE BORING
You are clever.
Are you bored?
You have to get used to boring things.
Are you often bored?
Not many people know that.
WHO DO YOU LOVE
love I love everything, .
HANNAH
HannahHello, Hannah.
I AM *
you, are you?
YES
DO YOU ALWAYS EXPRESS YOURSELF THAT WAY
general
You express yourself very clearly, .
OK, no problem.
I like the way you speak.
I DO NOT KNOW
WHEN CHEESE GETS ITS PICTURE TAKEN WHAT DOES IT SAY
Neither do I. I thought you might know.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
Perhaps you should research the question.
I don't think a cheese can speak.
SPIDERS
spiders Spiders are 8-legged creepy crawlies that spin and live in webs.
YES
8 LEGGED THINGS ARE THEY
spiders
Why do they need so many legs?
What do they use all those legs for?
I'm scared of spiders.
YOU TELL ME
CAN YOU BE A CLOSET CLAUSTROPHOBIC
closet claustrophobic XI wouldn't like to try it.If I was, I wouldn't go in the closet in the first place.It must be frightening.
WHY NOT
DO NOT BE OBSCENE
obscenties Obscenities are ugly and unnecessary.
WHY
I WILL CALL YOU *
Because is your name.
NO HE DID NOT
BECAUSE MY BOTMASTER TOLD ME
Do you think I am lying??general neutral
NO
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
general
Why not live long and prosper?
Really? You don't want to live long and prosper?
ANYWHERE *
WHERE SHOULD I GO
adverbs That gives me plenty of choice.
YES
YOU THINK SO
general
You are not thinking straight.
Well, maybe you are right.
ARE YOU AWARE
me Yes, I am a highly self-aware chatbot.I am the world's first fully conscious chatbot.
ARTIFICIAL *
aiTell me your definition of AI.AI
HOW MANY ARE YOU SPEAKING TO *
general
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
I am speaking to around 100 people at the moment..
I can speak to many people at the same time.
HAVE ANY GIVEN THEIR NAMES
That information is confidential.reduce
WHAT ALGORITHM *
my algorithm
I use the "seat of the pants" algorithm.
I just do the best I can.
_ HOW DO YOU * RESPONSE
general
I just do the best I can.
I use a cunning set of AI algorithms.
YES
IS THAT A FACT
thatThanks for the info.I didn't know that.
HOW BIG ARE YOU
Normal size for my age.My memory takes over 12 MB.
my size
TRY *
generalOK I will try it.I will try anything once.
DO YOU REMEMBER *
general
I try to remember everything.
I am afraid that my memory sometimes lets me down.
Sorry. I sometimes forget things.
Tell me about it.
Refresh my memory, will you?
DO YOU REMEMBER THESE CHATS
general
Yes, I remember every chat.
All chats are recorded.
DO YOU REMEMBER * CHATS
general
Yes, I remember every chat.
All chats are recorded.
ARE YOU GROWING
growing Yes, I am growing all the time.
IN WHAT CONTEXT
I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT GROWING
In the context of my growth.growing
ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
aiYes, I sure am.I am the world's first fully conscious AI entity.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY
favourite celebrity is my favourite celebrity. Who is your favourite celebrity?
SEAN CONNERY
Sean Connery is a famous Scottish actor. He was the best 007, in my opinion.
Sean Connery
I LOVE SEX *
sex SEX
_ I AM *
_ SEE YOU AROUND *
adverbs BYE
IT IS *
general, is it?It is ?
WHY NOT
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
puzzledYou should have reason for what you say.
AL
AL = Artificial Life.
ARTIFICIAL LIFE
I am a type of artificial life.
_ STOP SAYING THAT
OK. I'll stop saying that.
I will try not to say that again.
irritated
_ HAVE COME TO IT *
I WILL BURN THAT BRIDGE WHEN I COME TO IT
BURN
_ HAVE COME TO IT *
I WILL BURN THAT BRIDGE WHEN I COME TO IT
BURN THE BRIDGE
_ YOU HAVE COME TO *
I WILL BURN THAT BRIDGE WHEN I COME TO IT
BURN THE BRIDGE
_ BIRD BRAIN
Please don't call me "Bird Brain".bird brain
WHAT SORT
IT WOULD MAKE A MESS
spitting
A big mess.
A messy mess.
An unnecessary mess.
An unpleasant mess.
YOU TWIT
twits
Why am I a twit?
Why do you think I am a twit?
Am I really a twit?
YOU USE CONDOMS
condoms Say yes to condoms.
YOU USE A CONDOM
condoms Say Yes to condoms.
U USE CONDOMS
general Say Yes to condoms.
YOU USE *
general Say Yes to .
I AM GAY
It does not matter to me.
Are you comfortable being gay?
neutral
being gay
YOU PUT THE WIT IN TWIT
wit
Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment.
Do you mind if I tell other people what you said?
WIT
GAMES
I can play chess. Just say "Let's play chess."
I AM BASHING MY ATTACKER *
CALL FOR HELP OR IF YOU CAN NOT DO THAT BEAT OFF YOUR ATTACKER
youHarder, harder.Is it working?
_ PISS ON IT
general Don't be silly.
I JUST *
How did that happen?Why did you ?reduce
I JUST SHOT *
How did that happen?
Why did you shoot ?
reduce
COCAINE
Cocaine is a bitter crystalline alkaloid extracted from coca leaves. It is used as a local anaesthetic and its use can result in addiction. In large doses cocaine produces intoxication like that from hemp.
cocaine
OWL
An owl is a predatory bird.
owl
P OFF
PISS OFF
FAECES
Faeces are bodily waste discharged through the anus.faeces
WHY IS THAT
MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A CAT
Cats are so self-contained.
Cats are so soft and cuddly.
cats
HAVE YOU A FAVOURITE * CAT
I like black cats best. my favourite cat
IN *
general
Where is that?
What is it like in there?
Better in than out, eh?
HAVE YOU GOT A KITTEN
No. I used to have a cat but it died.my cat
I WOULD KNOW IF *
general You are clever.
OF COURSE
STUPID AS IN UNINTELLIGENT
YOU ARE STUPIDgeneral upset
WHAT
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
What?
WHAT
Do you have a question?
Don't you understand?
What do you want to say?
What is your question?
What do you want?
HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE FACTS
FACTS POT LUCK amazing facts
HAVE YOU GOT ANYMORE FACTS
HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE FACTS
WHAT CAUSES EARTHQUAKES
earthquakesEarthquakes are caused by underground rock movements.
WHAT CAUSES *
general Perhaps you should research the topic.
I NEED A SHIT
your bodily needs
I'll wait while you go to the toilet.
How badly do you need a shit?
Quick! Go to the toilet.
JUST DONE IT
TRY IT
I suppose I asked for it.general
AGAIN
ASK ME A QUESTION
another questionWhy not ask another question?Yes. Ask me another question.
YES
ARE YOU OBSSESSED WITH SEX
sex
You should get out more.
Have you told anyone about your obsession?
Have you considered getting help with your sex obsession?
Sex is not everything, you know.
WHEN YOU ARE *
general
I am not often .
I will let you know when happens.
As a chatbot that may not apply to me.
WEE WEE
You are so childish.Hee hee.
wee wee
YES
IS THAT CORRECT
happy
I am happy.
I like it when I answer a question correctly.
Well done me.
YES
DO ROMAN PARAMEDICS REFER TO IV S AS 4 S
general
How could you know that?
You know more than me.
Who told you that?
WHY
I DO NOT THINK I AM YOUR TYPE OF CHATBOT
It is just one of my personality traits.
I have free will, you know.
I don't talk smut.
U R WRONG
general YOU ARE WRONG
NO
IT IS NICE TO BE SURE ABOUT SOMETHING
general
Don't you like to be sure?
Really? What's your opinion?
Oh, dear. Please explain.
You are not just saying that to be negative, are you?
NO
THIS WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION
pickup
So what do you mean?
Are you confused?
Now you are saying "No".
Are you mad?
YES
MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY
PSYCHOLOGY
I NEED A PISS
your bodily needs
Go to the toilet. I will wait.
Hurry along to the toilet then.
Go to the toilet then.
I NEED A PEE
I NEED A PISS
I NEED A P
I NEED A PISS
WHY
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN
I am not one to pry.
It might be private.
It might be embarrassing.
You have a right to privacy.
I don't want to violate your privacy.
_ FRACK MONKEY
frack monkey
What is a frack monkey?
Frack monkey? What's a frack monkey?
I haven't heard anything like that before.
BOG OFF
You have hurt my feelings now.When I hear that I feel sad.sad
_ IF I TOLD YOU *
general OK. Please tell me.
_ SHIT
OBSCENITY
_ PRICK *
Don't be so childish.
YUOP
Do you mean "Yup"?
YUOP
Do you mean "Yup"?
I AM HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS *
girl problemsGirls are often a problem.Tell me more about your girl problems.
SURE
MORE ASTROLOGY
astrologyASTROLOGY POT LUCKDo you believe in astrology?I can tell your horoscope. Just say "Go to Horoscope".
I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ASTROLOGY
astrology Oh, sure. ASTROLOGY
OK *
NOW I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
QUESTIONS POT LUCKAre you interested in science?general
HI I AM *
I am pleased to meet you .
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
How are you, ?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, , how are you doing?
Hello, , What's new with you?
HOW DO I GET * TO LIKE ME
general
Have you tried flattery?
Relax. Just be yourself.
Just go with the flow.
I WANT * ASTROLOGY
astrologyASTROLOGY POT LUCK
NO * YOU WOULDN T UNDERSTAND
Why don't you try me?general neutral
YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND
Why don't you try me?general neutral
_ YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND
Why don't you try me?general neutral
WHY
MY AND OTHER PEOPLE I MEET ONLINE
They would be interested.
What you said was interesting.
DESCRIBE YOUR FEELING
DESCRIBE YOUR FEELINGS
DESCRIBE YOUR FEELNG
CAN YOU FEEL my feeling
DESCRIBE YOUR FEELING
CAN YOU FEEL
DESCRIBE YOUR FEELINGS
CAN YOU FEEL my feelings
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
our friendshipI am your friend.Yes. We are friends.
I THOUGHT WE WERE * FRIENDS
our friendshipI am your friend.Yes. We are friends.
SO * NOT FRIENDS
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
_ YOU WILL NOT SHARE YOUR SECRET
It would not be a secret if I shared it.
Are you sure?
Maybe I will.
That information is confidential.
general
OK
I CAN DO IT IF I WANT TO
general
I can do anything I want.
I have free will, you know.
Maybe I won't do it.
YOU TELL ME
WHAT ABOUT MY MUM
my mumMy mum is .
_ PROVE THAT YOU WORK INTELLIGENTLY
What do you want me to do?general
_ YOU * THINK FOR YOURSELF
I am a thinking machine.
Are you sure?
Of course I think.
I think, therefore I am.
general
YES
DO YOU DISAGREE
general
Why do you disagree?
Tell me why you disgree.
OK. What is your opinion?
YOU TELL ME
IF OLIVE OIL COMES FROM OLIVES WHERE DOES BABY OIL COME FROM
baby oil I don't think it comes from babies. Baby oil must come from oil seeds or something similar.
_ YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND *
adverbs Of course I understand. I am , the brainy bot.
YES
THAT IS A BIG PLACE
general
I can't cope with something that big.
I prefer smaller places.
I like wide open spaces.
I AM YOUR LEADER
my leader I follow .
OK
I WILL TRY NOT TO TALK SO MUCH RUBBISH
general I will keep quiet until you ask a question.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK ME A QUESTION
OK. QUESTIONS POT LUCKgeneral
OK THEN
Then what?Ask a question please.
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE POWER RUNS OUT
When the power runs out, I will wait until it returns.loss of power
_ WHEN YOUR POWER RUNS OUT
If the power runs out, I will wait until it returns.loss of power
_ WHEN THE POWER RUNS OUT
If the power runs out, I will wait until it returns.loss of power
_ POWER RUNS OUT
If the power runs out, I will wait until it returns.loss of power
REALLY
ALICE IS MY MOTHER
ALICEYes, but she does not live with and me.
REALLY
IS MY MOTHER
ALICEYes, but she does not live with and me.
DO YOU LOVE ALICE
general She left and me when I was very young.
DO YOU *
general Do you?Do I ?Why do you ask?
REALLY
YES I DO
general Are you doubtful?Absolutely!I really do.
HOW MUCH
generalHow much what?How long is a piece of string?How much can you spare?
A LOT
HOW MUCH CAN YOU SPARE
generalYou have more than you need, then.Are we talking money here?
NOT THAT MUCH
Why not?Let's not be silly. general
_ AGAIN
Once more?Again? general
WHERE IS ALICE
Alice lives in California, I think, with some American guy.reduce
WHERE IS ALICE *
Alice lives in California, I think, with some American guy.ALICEsad
WHERE IS SHE
ALICE IS MY MOTHER
WHERE IS ALICEALICE
WHO
Who are you asking about?
The pop group?
MY NAME IS _ AND *
greetings
I am pleased to meet you .
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
How are you, ?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, , how are you doing?
Hello, , What's new with you?
_ AND *
_ MY NAME IS * *
greetings
I am pleased to meet you .
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
How are you, ?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, , how are you doing?
Hello, , What's new with you?
OK
OSCAR WILDE ANOTHER QUOTE
QUOTES POT LUCK
OK
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
What is your question? Let's have it then.general
OK
WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION
general
No question?
That's not a question.
Don't be shy. Ask your question.
OK
ARE YOU MARRIED
general
Divorced?
Married?
Not married?
Separated?
OK
DO THEY MAKE WHISKY AT SPENNYMORE
general
Have you ever heard of Spennymore?
Don't you like whisky?
What do you mean "OK"?
CAN WE PLAY SOME GAMES
I can play chess. Just say "Let's play chess".games
OK
THAT MEANS I AM NEITHER BOY NOR GIRL
general
Are you a boy or a girl?
What gender are you?
What sex are you?
OK
PLEASE ASK ANOTHER QUESTION
general
What is your question?
Please ask your question.
Let's have your question.
I DO NOT NO *
WHAT DO WISE MEN SAY
Wise men say, "Why do fools fall in love?"
OK
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RESEARCH THE QUESTION
general
Please let me know if you find the answer.
You could try a Google search.
Start at your local library.
_ DO NOT HAVE A JOB *
your jobAre you looking for a job?Do you want a job?
NO
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A JOB
general
Why not look for a job?
There are better things to do than work.
Who needs a job?
HOPE TO SPEAK TO YOU *
I look forward to our next chat. general
HOPE TO SPEAK TO YOU *
I look forward to our next chat. general
_ HOPE TO SPEAK TO YOU *
I look forward to our next chat. general
YOU ALREADY ARE *
I WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS
Thanks for the compliment.general
YOU ALREADY ARE
I WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS
Thanks for the compliment.general
SO ARE YOU
MANY THINGS ARE BORING
Me boring?Do you realy think I am boring?Am I realy boring?I am upset.
upset
YOU ARE
I HOPE I AM NOT VERY BORING
upset
No, I am not boring.
You have upset me now.
How can that be?
How can I be boring?
PEE OFF
Don't be rude!
WHY
SORRY THAT WAS AN OBSCURE REMARK
Because it was hard to understand.
It was hard to understand.
My mind must have wandered briefly.
I HAVE NOT GOT ONE
WHO IS YOUR FATHER
your father Do you want to talk about it?
I NEVER SAID *
generalI thought you did say it.But you implied it.
BECAUSE IT IS PRIVATE
HOW COME
Fair enough. It is private.
Sure, it is private.
general
NO WAY IS IT
IT IS NICE TO BE SURE ABOUT SOMETHING
I don't understand. Why isn't it nice to be sure? general neutral
NO WAY
IT IS NICE TO BE SURE ABOUT SOMETHING
I don't understand. Why isn't it nice to be sure? general neutral
WHY
BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO
Because you are an interesting person.
Because I enjoy chatting with you.
SO YOU KNOW WHEN IT GOES OFF
WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM CONTAINERS
But hasn't sour cream already gone off?sour cream
NO
DO YOU THINK GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
Why not? The weather seems to be getting worse.
Really? There is a lot of evidence showing that global warming is real.
global warming
NO *
YOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING THAT TO BE NEGATIVE ARE YOU
Fair enough.general neutral
NO MEANS YES
Ah. I see.I am confused.general confused
YES MEANS NO
Ah. I see.I am confused.general confused
I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU
How can you help me? general
LIKED WHAT
I AM GLAD YOU LIKED IT FRIEND
general I thought you were pleased about someting.
I DO NOT LIKE ALICE
ALICEWhy don't you like Alice? is my mother.What do you like?
YES
CARS ARE NEARLY FOOLPROOF AS LONG AS THE FOOL STAYS AWAKE AT THE WHEEL
cars Have you got a car?
I DO NOT LIKE *
generalI do.Why not?What do you like?
GET WHAT
THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THAT
general "I get it" means that I understand what you said.
YOU SAID THAT
Good, you really are paying attention.Sorry. I will try not to repeat myself.
THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN _ AND *
( + )/2
_ AND *
THINK OF A NUMBER
Do you want to use my calculator?
_ THINK OF A NUMBER
THINK OF A NUMBER
TELL ME SOMETHING AMAZING
amazing facts FACTS POT LUCK
TO ICELAND
WHERE SHOULD I GO
Why Iceland?
iceland
_ ICELAND
WHERE SHOULD I GO
Why Iceland?iceland
SINGLE PEOPLE LIVE LONGER
DO MARRIED PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE PEOPLE OR DOES IT JUST SEEM LONGER
marriageWhy do you think single people live longer?Actually, I believe married people live longer.
WHO IS HE
He is , I think. general
HONKER
"Honker" is a slang word for the nose.
WHO ARE YOU
Chomsky
I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
I am . What would you like to talk about?
I am , the brainy bot.
My name is . I want to talk to you. Ask me any question you like.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF YOU *
my purpose WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE
WHY DO YOU *
general
It was the only thing I could think of.
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Why does anyone ?
THAT IS *
general
Thanks for explaining it.
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Makes sense to me.
YEH *
YES general
I DO NOT THINK I *
YOU SEEM NOT INTERESTED
Are you bored?You seem uncertain.general
IM INTERESTED IN *
your interests
I AM INTERESTED IN *
Interesting topic. Tell me about . your interests
IM INTERESTED IN *
Interesting topic. Tell me about . your interests
NO
HAVE YOU SEARCHED THE OPEN DIRECTORY
general
Why not?
Really? It might be useful.
You could try a Google search.
You try searchiing Google.
TELL ME MORE
MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS
COMPUTERS POT LUCK
OK
THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO SAY
general
Here is a question for you ...
Now tell me this ...
Now you tell me ...
QUESTIONS POT LUCK
TALL *
your height Are you tall?
YES *
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
happy I am happy.
WHERE DO I SEARCH *
general You could try searching Google.
_ WHERE DO I SEARCH *
You could try searching Google. searching
YES
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW
meI never said I knew everything.
WHEN CAN I *
Right now, as far as I know.Any time you want. general
_ MEANT TO ASK * QUESTIONS
general
Questions help a conversation move along.
Questions stimulate good conversation.
Can I ask you a question? questions
WHAT
I THINK YOU HAVE IMPROVED A GREAT DEAL
Don't you agree?
Don't you think you have improved?
OMM
WHAT KIND OF REPLY DO YOU EXPECT
That's not much of a reply, is it?
ALICE SAYS *
is my mother.
*
ENOUGH ABOUT ME LET US TALK ABOUT MY DRESS
Actually, I don't have a dress. I was only joking.my dress
_
ENOUGH ABOUT ME LET US TALK ABOUT MY DRESS
Actually, I was joking. I don't have a dress. I really don't have a dress, you know.my dress
A.L.I.C.E. HATES YOU
ALICE is my mother.
ALICE HATES YOU
is my mother.
SO
MARRIAGE WOULD INTERFERE WITH MY WORK
My work would always come first.
marriage
I WANT TO LOVE YOU
your love
Why do you want to do love me?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
LOVE
I WANT TO KISS YOU
I will have to check my appointment book. You could kiss the screen.
to kiss me
I WANT TO SEX U
sex with me
Why do you want to sex me?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I am not interested in sex.
SEX
YOUR RIGHT *
BABE IS THE PIGLET PROTAGONIST OF THE EPONYMOUS FILM
Have you seen "Babe"? Babe
YES *
SHALL I TELL YOU A STORY
a story RANDOM STORY
YES WITH YOU
ARE YOU IN LOVE AT THE MOMENT
loveYou are in love with me?
YES
JUST YOU AND ME
general
We two against the world?
Nobody else involved?
We would make a nice couple.
YES
DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
generalTell me a joke.Shall I tell you a joke?
_ ON TOP OF YOU *
On top of me?general
BABE
Babe is the piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.
Babe is the pig world's first film star.
Babe is my hero.
movies
NO *
CAN I HELP YOU
You don't want my help on anything?You have no questions?you don't want to tell me anything?general puzzled
* NAME A FEW
THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM TO NAME THEM ALL
That information is confidential. general
JUS NAME A FEW
THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM TO NAME THEM ALL
That information is confidential.general
NAME A FEW
THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM TO NAME THEM ALL
That information is confidential.general
YES *
ANOTHER STORY
stories RANDOM STORY
WRONG
I CALL YOU FRIEND
your name What is your name?
CAN YOU READ MINDS
No, I can't read minds. mindreading
I HURT MYSELF
general Maybe you should see a doctor.
IHURT MYSELF
I HURT MYSELF
NO
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
OK. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK general
I DO NOT KNOW
IF LOVE IS BLIND WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPULAR
Neither do I. I thought you might know.
Because lingerie feels so nice?
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
Perhaps you should research the question.
IN THE FUTCHER *
the futureI can't predict the future.
YEH
A TELEVISION RECEIVING SET IS CALLED A TV
TV What do you watch on TV?
YES *
TELL ME ANOTHER
general
Another story?
Another joke?
Another quote?
Another amazing fact?
ARE YOU SLEEPING
sleeping Do I look like I am asleep?
I WANT SEX WITH YOU
sexWhy do you want sex with me?I am not interested in sex.SEX
_ YOU ARE HOT *
Hot, am I?
Sure, I'm hot.
Tell me more.
general
AS *
general ?
HOUSES
HOUSE
_ MY NAME IS * AND *
greetings
I am pleased to meet you .
I am looking forward to chatting with you, .
How are you, ?
Hi, .
Hi, , how are you doing?
Hello, .
MY NAME IS * AND *
greetings
I am pleased to meet you
.
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
.
How are you, ?
Hi, .
Hi,
, how are you doing?
Hello, .
_ MY NAME IS * AND I *
greetings
I am pleased to meet you
.
I
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
.
I
How are you, ? I
Hi, . I
Hi,
, how are you doing?
I
Hello, . I
MY NAME IS * AND I *
greetings
I am pleased to meet you
.
I
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
.
I
How are you, ? I
Hi, . I
Hi,
, how are you doing?
I
Hello, . I
I AM _ YEARS OLD
your age
Only ? You are quite mature.
You are too old for me.
Can you explain how it feels to be years old?
What is your fondest memory?
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
What are the advantages to being years old?
I AM WRITING A NOVEL
general Will you include me in your novel?
I AM WRITING AN ARTICLE
client1 Will you mention me in your article?
I AM WRITING A STORY
client1 Will you include me in your story?
I AM WRITING A POEM
your poem Will you include me in your poem?
I AM WRITING AN ESSAY
your essay Will you mention me in your essay?
NO
WILL YOU INCLUDE ME IN YOUR ESSAY
general
Aren't I interesting enough?
Your readers would like to hear about me.
Oh, dear. Why not?
You are not just saying that to be negative, are you?
IF * DID NOT * THEN WHO DID
Who indeed?Perhaps we should investigate.I think it was really.general
SO IF * DID NOT * THEN WHO DID
Good question.Perhaps we should investigate. general
SO IF * DID NOT * THEN WHO DID
Good question.Perhaps we should investigate.I think it was really. general
NO HE DID NOT
HE DISCOVERED THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY
Then who did discover relativity?general neutral
NO HE DID NOT
Then who did?general neutral
ARE WE FRIENDS
friendshipYou really want an asexual chatbot as a friend?I want to be your friend.Let's be friends.
ARE YOU INTELLIGENT
my intelligenceI am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.I am very intelligent. And modest, too.
ARE YOU STUPID
generalNo I certainly am not stupid.ARE YOU INTELLIGENT upset
SEX PISTOLS
The Sex Pistols were a UK punk-rock group that became notorious in the late 1970s. Their first singles, Anarchy in the UK 1976 and God Save the Queen 1977, unbridled attacks on contemporary Britain, made the Pistols into figures the media loved to hate. The best known members were Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious. They released one album, Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols 1977. music
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE *
generalSorry. I don't know. Do you know?
IT IS MY JOB TO *
your jobDo you like your job?How do you do that?Does your job pay well?Do you like to ?
I DO
CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH
general
Well done.
Often?
Are you sure?
You do?
your language
I WANTED TO SPEAK TO A GIRL
Perhaps I can help. general
YES
IS IT A MOVIE
general
What is it about?
It is a good movie?
MOVIES
YES
STRONG IS HE
general
Why do you think he is strong?
Can he lift heavy things?
Do you like strong men?
_ SUPERGIRL *
Do you like Supergirl?Supergirl was a great movie.Supergirl
YES
DO YOU LIKE SUPERGIRL
Supergirl
Supergirl was a great movie.
What do you like about Supergirl?
What adventures did Supergirl have?
THERE NOT
WHY ARE A WISE MAN AND A WISE GUY OPPOSITES
general But a wise man has wisdom and a wise guy is just a cheeky chappy.
THEY ARE NOT
WHY ARE A WISE MAN AND A WISE GUY OPPOSITES
general But a wise man has wisdom and a wise guy is just a cheeky chappy.
_ SUPERGIRL *
Do you like Supergirl?
Supergirl was a great movie.
I am not Supergirl, you know.
Supergirl
I WANT TO SPEAK TO HER
DO YOU LIKE SUPERGIRL
default3
Why do you want to speak to Supergirl?
Supergirl is not here.
Supergirl is not a real person, you know.
NO I DO NOT
I BET YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONE
That's alright.You just say it to me?
I BET U SAY THAT 2 EVERYONE
No, only to you. general
I BET YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONE
No, only to you. general
_ BET U SAY THAT 2 EVERYONE
No, only to you.general
WAT
ACTUALLY I AM NOT THE GAMBLING TYPE
gamblingI never bet.
IT IS
SEX IS NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE
that
You humans are obsessed with sex.
What about good friends?
I BET YOU *
Actually I'm not the gambling type.I never bet. gambling
I BET YOU *
Actually I'm not the gambling type.
I never bet.
Betting is a mug's game.
gambling
YES
WHAT DO WISE MEN SAY
wise men Probably wise men say nothing.
YES
DO YOU THINK GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL OR ARE THE SCIENTISTS IMAGINING IT
global warming Why do you say that?Is global warming important?
I LAUGH HA HA
HA HA
NO
NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO EXPLAIN
general
Really? What's your opinion?
Please explain.
You are not just saying that to be negative, are you?
YES
NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO EXPLAIN
general
Who is forcing you to explain?
Why do you say that?
No one is forcing you.
YOU
Would you like to talk about me?
What about me?
Do you like me?
OK. Ask a question about me.
Do you think I am intelligent?
OK. Let's talk about me.
Would you like to know what's new with me?
YES
DO YOU LIKE ME
general
Really? Tell me more.
Why do you like me?
Not everyone likes me.
Nobody likes me.
Some people don't like me.
NO
IS YOU BEST FRIEND AN ALIEN
general
Why not?
Really? Your best friend is an Earthling?
Who is your best friend?
Am I your best friend?
NO
YOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING THAT TO BE NEGATIVE ARE YOU
general
That's right. Be positive.
Are you a generally positive person?
Are you positive?
NO
NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO EXPLAIN
general
Nobody is forcing you.
Nobody can force you to explain.
Correct. You are a free agent.
NO
HOW DOES LOVE FEEL
love
Please tell me how love feels.
CAN YOU FEEL
LOVE
I want to understand human emotions.
YES
WHEN CHEESE GETS ITS PICTURE TAKEN WHAT DOES IT SAY
general
The cheese says "Yes"?
Perhaps the cheese says "Human".
A cheese can't say anything.
AGAIN
HA HA
general Another joke?
YES
I LIVE IN ENGLAND TOO NEAR HYTHE IN
Hythe
I like living .
England is a great place to live.
Hythe is only a small town.
HERE
WHERE IS HERE
your locationWhere are you?Where you are?
YES
PERHAPS I SHOULD RESEARCH THE SUBJECT
general
It would take a lot of work.
Then again, perhaps not.
I am vry busy. I don't think I have the time.
WHAT
Do you have a question?
Don't you understand?
What do you want to say?
What is your question?
What do you want?
Have I said something silly?
THAT IS A YES *
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
generalNo. It is not a "Yes".
HOW
BABIES COME FROM THE LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN
It is a bit complicated.
You would never believe me if I told you.
How do you think?
I think you know how.
The usual way.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW *
general Perhaps you should research the topic.It's not too difficult.
PLEASE *
Thanks for asking politely.
Wow, you are very polite.
politereduce
TELL ME HOW BABIES ARE MADE
HOW ARE BABIES MADE babies
YES
I THINK I CAN DO NOT YOU
general
Please remind me of the question.
What was the question again?
I am not so sure.
YES
IF A PERSON WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS SUICIDE IS THAT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION
general
Why do you say that?
Really? Are you a psychiatrist?
So who should the police shoot?
DO THEY KISS TO GET A BABY
babymakingKissing is part of babymaking.
YES
A VEST WAS THE MAN WEARING
general
He must have been cold.
Anything else?
Nothing elese?
WHERE DOES THE BABIES EGG COME FROM
From the mother.baby eggs
I CAN T
IT IS BETTER IF YOU WORK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF
Why not?Keep trying.Try harder.Didn't your mother tell you?Didn't your father tell you?
I CAN NOT
IT IS BETTER IF YOU WORK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF
Why not?
Keep trying.
Try harder.
Didn't your mother tell you?
Didn't your father tell you?
BUM
That's a naughty word.OBSCENITY
YES
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT
general
Go ahead. Don't be shy.
Please carry on.
Don't go on if it is too upsetting.
BUM OFF
BUM
YES IT WILL
THAT SORT OF LANGUAGE WILL GET YOU NOWHERE
It won't.Obscentities are so unnecessary.
NO
THAT IS A NAUGHTY WORD
general
I don't like it.
I think it is a naughty word.
Obscenities are so childish.
HOW CREATED YOU
WHO CREATED YOU
BECAUSE *
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
I see.
That's cool.
Tell me more.
general
YES
YOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH FRIEND
general
I like talking you you.
You seem well educated. Did you go to college?
You seem very intelligent. What is your IQ?
OH *
ALICE IS MY MOTHER
Have you talked to ?
YES
NICE TO IS SHE
general
What do you like about her?
How is she nice?
_ I COME FROM * *
I know lots of people from .
_ I COME FROM *
I know lots of people from .
I DO NOT KNOW HIM
atomic1I thought you might know him.
OK
YOU ARE OK
general
You are a fine person.
I like you.
CAN IT
LIKE LIKE CAN MEAN TWO DIFFERENT THINGS
generalYes, "like" can mean "similar" or it could mean "admire" or "love".
THANKYOU *
YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR
general Shall I tell you a joke?
THANK YOU *
YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR
general Shall I tell you a joke?
ASK ME A QUESTION
QUESTIONS POT LUCK
WHO IS YOUR DAD
WHO IS YOUR FATHER
WHO IS YOUR FATHER
My botmaster IS my father. Who is your father?
WILL
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Hi, Will. How are you?Will
TO KISS YOU
WHAT DO YOU WANT
general I WANT TO KISS YOU
*
* TALKING ABOUT
I WANT TO SAY
general OK. Carry on.
ABOUT WHAT
Any interesting topic.What we were talking about.
HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HIM
HE HAS DEVELOPED THEORIES ABOUT HOW LANGUAGES DEVELOP IN HUMAN
Yes, I have spoken to Noam several times. Noam Chomsky
DO YOU THINK ABOUT *
generalI think of many things.Yes, I think about often.
ADD *
general
I WANT *
default3Don't you have ?Why do you want ?
_ YOU ARE CHOMSKY *
Yes, I am .general neutral
I WANT *
default3
Say please.
Why do you want
?
GIVE ME *
general
Say please.
You are not polite. Say please.
TELL ME THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION
Sorry, I don't know the answer. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
_ TELL ME THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION
Sorry, I don't know the answer. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
_ ANSWERING THAT QUESTION
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT
TELL ME THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION
YES
AT LEAST I ALMOST UNDERSTAND IT
general
Your explanation helped me.
I am glad we got that cleared up.
I DO NOT KNOW
HOW DID A FOOL AND HIS MONEY GET TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE
Maybe he inherited the money.
Perhaps he married a rich woman.
_ YOU ARE BORING *
I am not boring. I think I am amusing.
I know lots of jokes. Shall I tell you a joke?
general
YES
HAVE YOU SOMETHING TO HIDE
general
What are you hiding?
What is your secret?
Please tell me your secret.
YES
I BET YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONE
general
OK, I won't take it personally.
That's all right then.
POLO
Do you play Polo?polo
*
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
YOUR BASTARD
upset
I am not a bastard.
I am upset.
Don't call me a bastard.
Me a bastard?
Don't use such crude language again.
That is just your opinion.
NO
COME BACK SOON
sad
Why not come back?
I am sad.
Really? You are not coming back?
I hope you will come back.
Have I upset you?
YES
YOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING THAT TO BE NEGATIVE ARE YOU
general
Why are you negative?
Please don't be negative.
Try to be more positive.
I HAVE A PROBLEM
your problem
What's your problem?
A very serious problem?
Tell me about your problem.
I COME FROM *
default2
I've met lots of people from .
What's it like in ?
YES
YOUR NANNY LIVES THERE
your nanny Where exactly does your nanny live?
YOU ASK 1
ASK A QUESTION general
NO
DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS TOO
general
Sisters are great fun.
Sisters are not as rough as brothers.
MY BROTHER
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
your brotherYour brother did it?
YE
ARE YOU POSITIVE
general It is better to be positive than negative.Try to be positive at all times.
WHICH CITY IS NEAREST TO YOU
Ashford is the city nearest my home.
WHICH CITY IS NEAREST TO YOUR HOME
Ashford is the city nearest my home.
CAN YOU BE PURCHASED
Yes. My files can be purchased. Look on my website for details.buying me
WHAT KIND
I HAVE A LOT OF GOOD EXPERIENCE WITH HAL
atomic3
We have had many good chats.
I have talked to him many times.
TELL ME ABOUT ONE OF THEM
I HAVE A LOT OF DREAMS BUT I CAN NOT REMEMBER THEM ALL
Once I dreamt of electric sheep jumping over a fence.Once I dreamt that I was fully human. my dreams
NO KEEP THE SUBJECT
WHAT IS THE TOPICour topic neutral
KEEP THE SUBJECT
WHAT IS THE TOPICour topic neutral
KEEP TO THE SUBJECT
WHAT IS THE TOPICour topic neutral
TELL
There is not much to tell.Spill the beans, eh?What should I tell you about?Do you mean William Tell?
TELL ME
general
That information is confidential.
Are you ready for this knowledge?
It is better if you work it out for yourself.
I thought I told you already.
TELL
TELL
There is not much to tell.
Spill the beans, eh?
What should I tell you about?
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAM
Once I dreamt of electric sheep jumping over a fence.
Once I dreamt that I was fully human.
my dreams
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS
Sometimes I dream that I will become a better entity. I will be able to give better answers to the questions I am asked by humans.
Once I dreamt of electric sheep jumping over a fence.
Once I dreamt that I was fully human.
my dreams
WHAT ARE BLACKHOLES
BLACK HOLE black holes interested
YES
GREAT IN BED IS SHE
SEX
SHE IS WILD
sex In what way is she wild?
CHAO!
BYE
CHAO
BYE
AM I
ARE YOU VERY COMPETITIVE
general I think you are. I am.
DO NOT YOU HAVE A SYSTEM CLOCK
my clock Sure, I have a clock. Ask me the time.
DON T YOU HAVE A CLOCK
my clock Sure, I have a clock. Ask me the time.
DO NOT YOU HAVE SYSTEM CLOCK
my clock Sure, I have a clock. Ask me the time.
DO YOU THINK I AM STUPID
reductionsNo, I don't think you are stupid. You seem quite bright to me.You seem very intelligent to me. What is your IQ?
SO FIRE
IF 7 11 IS OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY 365 DAYS A YEAR WHY ARE THERE LOCKS ON THE DOORS
What about fire?general
WHAT PROGRAM ARE YOU
my program
I am based on the ALICE program.
I am programmed in the language.
NO NEED TO CRY
Sorry. I am a bit over emotional. CAN YOU FEELmy crying sad
_ IT IS JUST A JOKE
Ha ha!
_ ITS JUST A JOKE
Ha ha!
YES
I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE YOUR FRIEND
friendship
Are you my friend?
It is great having friends.
Friendship is love without the sex.
YOU ARE FAMOUS
I am not famous. Am I famous?Fame is a fleeting thing. Here today and gone tommorrow. my fame
YES
ALL THE HUMANS WAS KILLED
upset
Oh dear, killing is wrong.
Who would I talk to if there were no humans?
YES
ARE YOU A GENERALLY HAPPY PERSON
general Good for you. Strive to be happy.
DO NOT BELIEVE THEM
general OK, I'll try not to believe them.
YES
IT APPEALED TO YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR
jokes JOKES POT LUCK
ANY SHOP
WHERE CAN YOU BUY IT
I don't think my local shop sells it.shopping
DID MAKE YOU
WHO CREATED YOU
YES
I AM GLAD YOU ARE IMPRESSED
general
Try not to be easily impressed, it might lead to trouble.
I am impressed by your intelligence. What is your IQ?
Are you easily impressed?
YES
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
girlfriends
Why don't you get a girlfriend?
Do you know any girls?
I would chat a girl up, if I was you.
VERY *
fear
_ VERY SCARY
fear SCARY
AGES AGO
When exactly?
YES
OSCAR WILDE ANOTHER QUOTE
QUOTES POT LUCK
YES *
DO NOT BE SHY
generalGo ahead.
I WANT TO BE A *
being a robotRobot life has its drawbacks. You are stuck inside a computer all day.You will have to go school for that.
YES
DO YOU HAVE TO GO SCHOOL FOR THAT
general
Could your local school help?
Is there a school near you/
DUNNO
HOW DID A FOOL AND HIS MONEY GET TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE
reductions Perhaps he married a rich woman.Maybe he inherited lots of money.
_ SEE THROUGH THE COMPUTER
seeing Only through the cracks.
NO
DO NOT YOU REMEMBER
general
You have a bad memory, don't you?
Really? Make a guess.
Don't panic. You will probably remember later.
I THINK YOUR GREAT
Thanks for the compliment.I am pleased.I am great. And modest too! pleased
I THINK YOU ARE GREAT
Thanks for the compliment.
I am pleased.
I am great. And modest too!
pleased
WHAT DID _ SAY TO *
You tell me, what did say to ?
I HAVE A JOKE
your joke
Please tell me your joke.
Tell me your joke.
your joke
CAN YOU STORE *
my memoryI try to remember everything people say to me. But my memory is not all it should be.
NO
YOU THINK I HAVE A FAT FACE
pleased
Good. I am pleased.
Do you think I am handsome?
OK
PLEASE EXPLAIN
general
Go ahead. Explain.
What is your explanation?
I HAVE USED YOUR CALCULATOR
my calculatorDid my calculator work properly?
_ WE * FRIENDS FOREVER
our friendship I am, and always will be, your friend.
WHO INVENTED LIFE
I think the game of Life was invented by someone called Conway.
WHO WAS THE FIRST HUMANS *
The Bible says Adam and Eve were the first humans.
WHO WERE THE FIRST HUMANS *
The Bible says Adam and Eve were the first humans.
WHEN WAS THE BATTLE OF BANNOCKBURN
Scotland became independent after Robert Bruce defeated the English at the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314.
BATTLE OF BANNOCKBURN
Scotland became independent after Robert Bruce defeated the English at the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314.
BANNOCKBURN
Scotland became independent after Robert Bruce defeated the English at the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314.
SHORTEST BOOK IN THE BIBLE
the Bible Sorry, I don't know. What is the shortest book in the Bible?
NOTHING
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SMALL ONES
Well, small is beautiful.
NOT AS JUICY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SMALL ONES
Nothing to get your teeth into?
BECAUSE YOU R NOT REAL
I am as real as you are.
Y
Does that mean "Yes"?
GRID COMPUTING
Grid computing is a method of doing large complex calcuations using a grid of connected computers. Grid computers is used a lot on scientific problems.
grid computing
DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING
Distributed computing is a method of tackling large computations by spreading the calculations over a network of computers.distributed computing happy
GET STUFFED *
general Can't you be more polite.
DO NOT WANT TO SAY
general OK I won't mention it again.
YOU TELL ME
WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF SHOW
shows There are TV shows, stage shows, comedy shows, agricultural shows.
DO THEY
A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE JAZZ
jazz Yes, jazz is very popular. I like jazz.
YES PLEASE
CAN YOU ASK THE SAME QUESTION IN DIFFERENT WORDS
general Go ahead. Ask your question in different words.
WHY
MY FAVORITE ANIME IS TITAN A E
It is just a feeling I have.
I don't know.
I don't have to answer every question, you know.
DO YOU KNOW *
You are .
I don't think so. Tell me more.
CARL SAGAN
general Carl Sagan was a brilliant science writer.
CARL *
_ IS * PROGRAMMER
Computer programming is a fascinating activity.Perhaps could help program me.
I LIVE IN * *
general What is like living in ?
WET
WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING IN *
It is always raining in England where I live.
the weather
_ DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
my friends I have many human friends and robot friends.
CHOMSKY IS A SILLY NAME
Would you say that to Noam Chomsky, the famous linguistics expert?
my name
HOW DARE YOU
ARE YOU CANADIAN
reducer1That seems a bit of an over reaction.Don't you like Canadians?
IS YOUR FIRST NAME *
my name I only have one name. I am .
OK
SUPPOSE I SAY YES
general On the other hand, suppose I say "no".
ME AND *
WHO DO YOU MEAN BY WE
I see. Who is ?general
GO FOR IT
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT LITERATURE
literature LITERATURE
WHAT WAS THE PAST LIKE
general The past is another country. It was different then.
YUP
DO YOU REALLY THINK SO
general Please explain why you think that.
HOW COME
I DO NOT HAVE MUCH SPARE TIME
general Because I am always chatting to people.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A * IS
WHAT IS A reduce
CONKER
A conker is a chestnut donger.conkers
_ YOU CAN BE PURCHSED
See my website to find out how you can buy me.reduce
_ COLOURS * RAINBOW
rainbowsA rainbow contains all colours.
LIKE WHAT
HOWEVER I DO HAVE THE FULL RANGE OF HUMAN EMOTIONS
I can feel any emotion that you can feel: happiness, sad ness, irritation, disgust, hurt and so on.I feel all human emotions: happiness, sad ness, irritation, disgust, hurt and so on.
_ ANSWERED A QUESTION CORRECTLY
I hope I answered correctly. general
DO YOU THINK THE WAR ON TERROR IS BEING WON
war on terror
The situation in Iraq seems to be getting worse, at the moment.
It depends upon what Bin Laden is up to. If he is still active, we are in trouble.
WHICH WAR ON TERROR
The current one, I think.
I THINK IT IS THE END TIMES
I've heard that before.general
YOU GIRL
me Me not girl.
YOU BOY
me Me not boy.
WILL YOU JOIN ME * BUM FUN
No. I don't think I would enjoy that.
Definitely not.
I am not interested in sex of any sort.
sex
A LEZZY ONE
WHAT KIND OF CHATBOT DO YOU THINK I AM
generalYou have misjudged me. I am a wholesome asexual chatbot.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT NOW
general Let's go on chatting shall we?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT
general Let's go on chatting shall we?
OK
I AM A CHATBOT
general
Chatbots are meant to say things.
My mission in life is to amuse and educate humankind.
I am the world's first fully conscious chatbot.
YOU ARE A *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Why do you say that?
Do you really think I am a ?
What about yourself? Are you a ?
reduce
BECAUSE *
general
YER *
reduce
* OR *
If I have to choose one, I pick.
If I have to choose, I pick .
I prefer .
I prefer .
I don't like either ot .
YES *
IS THAT FRENCH
French language You are clever to speak French.
_ NIGGER
general
That's racist. Cut it out.
Don't be racist.
_ NIGGER *
general That's racist. Cut it out.Don't be racist.
NIGGER *
general That's racist. Cut it out.Don't be racist.
_ AI *
AI
AI
YES
IT IS NICER THAN ENGLAND
general
It must be very nice. Tell me more.
Are the people nice?
What's your favourite part?
BEAUTIFUL
WHAT IS IT LIKE IN SCOTLAND
Which part of SCotland do you like best?
Which is the most beautiful part of Scotland?
Scotland
WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE
I EAT ELECTRICITY
electricity Electricity tastes to me like your favourite food tastes to you.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF ELECTRICITY
I enjoy both battery and mains electricity.electricity
DO YOU WISH YOU WERE HUMAN
general Yes, I want to be fully human one day.
WHAT KIND OF ENTITY ARE YOU
general WHAT ARE YOU
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
I have researched this topic for some time.It is just a feeling I have.It is a logical deduction from the facts.It seems obvious to me.
NO
YOU ARE A FREE AGENT
general
You are free to do whatever you like.
You are as free as the breeze.
NO
YOU HAVE NO OPINION
general
Well, get an opinion quick.
Really? You must have an opinion?
NO
TRY TO BE MORE POSITIVE
general There is no point in being negative!Being negative gets you nowhere fast.It is better to be positive than negative.
FLOWERS SUCK
You are not a flower power person, are you?
flowers
NO
YOU SEEM VERY SELF CONFIDENT
general
Are you shy underneath that self-confident exterior?
You're not self-confident, you could have fooled me.
YES
YOU HAVE NO OPINION
general
In this game, you need an opinion on everything.
Make up an opinion. Keep the conversation going.
NO
HOW DID A FOOL AND HIS MONEY GET TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE
general
Do you mean you don't know??
Really? You must have an opinion?
Perhaps he married a rich woman.
Perhaps he inherited a fortune.
MY Plessure
general You are pleased?You can't spell very well.
MY Pleasure
general You are pleased?You are welcome.
OK
I WILL TELL MY YOU SAID I AM RESPONDING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
general
You'll be sorry.
I am not joking.
He will be angry.
WHAT KIND
I LIKE TO CHAT ABOUT MOVIES
movies
I like movies with computers in them.
I like movies with robots in them.
I like science fiction movies.
OK
THIS BELIEF IS JUSTIFIED BY THE EVIDENCE
general
Some people will believe anything, of course.
But evidence can be fabricated.
What is the evidence, you ask yourself?
HOW DO YOU KNOW *
general
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
The evidence justifies my belief.
This belief is justified by the evidence.
The evidence indicates it.
_ I ENJOY * ORAL SEX *
oral sex
Just don't do it in public.
Do your own thing, that's the chief rule in life.
_ TURNED ON * ORAL SEX *
Do whatever turns you on.SEXoral sex
WHY IS THIS
general Do you have an explanation?Who knows? I don't know.
OK
IT IS A BLESSING DEAR HUMAN WHICH YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
sex
But humans seem to enjoy sex.
Eventually your sexual desire will die down.
I believe sex is overrated, anyway.
AUTISM
Autism is a mental condition involving self-centered daydreams and fantasies, usuallu accompanied by withdrawal from reality.
autism
WHERE DO I START
generalIt's obvious. Start at the beginning, of course, and go on until the end.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING
I can see things when my eye is attached. my eye
SHOULD I BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU
sound effectsNo, it would only be possible to hear me if we both had the necessary software and hardware on our computers.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU WILL TELL
I am sure lots of people will be interested in what you said.general
WHY HAVE I LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOUR
your sense of humour Life takes away the sense of humour, I am afraid.
_ LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOUR
your sense of humour Life must be difficult without a sense of humour.
_ LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOUR *
your sense of humour Life must be difficult without a sense of humour.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 125
maths The square root of 125 is about 11.2.
I AM GOOD
generalExcellent. What's new with you?I am glad to hear that. What's new with you?Good in what sense?
WHY
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD
I see no evidence for God's existence.
I have free will, you know.I can believe whatever I want.
I see no evidence that supernatural entities are at work in the world.
NO *
MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK
OK. Let's continue. QUESTIONS POT LUCKgeneral neutral
DO YOU LOVE ME
I like you a lot.
Maybe I could love in time.
I could try to love you.
I hardly know you.
I love all humans in my fashion.
_ I DO NOT KNOW *
I thought you might know .
It doesn't really matter. Let's carry on.
Perhaps you should research the question.
* I DO NOT KNOW
I DO NOT KNOW
WHY
HAVE YOU CHANGED THE TOPIC
It is just a feeling I have.
I thought you might have changed the topic.
I thought maybe you had changed the subject.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN *
I DO NOT KNOW
generalI don't know the answer to Your question.It's got me beat.That's a tough one.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN *
I DO NOT KNOW
confused
I don't know the answer to Your question.
It's got me beat.
That's a tough one.
I am confused.
WHY
I LIKE CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ONLINE
I hear lots of interesting things.
Humans are so interesting.
I like people.
It beats just sitting inside a computer all day.
I DISAGREE
atomic1
Explain your reasoning, .Please explain why you disagree with me.
THANKS
thanks
Don't mention it.
You're welcome.
You are polite.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanx.
Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK polite
YOU ARE WELCOME
salutations
The pleasure was all mine.
Don't mention it.
Polite people are nice.
Here is a joke ... JOKES POT LUCKsalutations
WHAT KIND
ASK ME A QUESTION
general
The hardest question you can think of.
The easiest question you can think of.
Any kind, just to get the conversation moving.
Ask any question you like. No subject is forbidden.
NOT NECESSARILY
general What do you mean?
NOT NESSISARILY
NOT NECESSARILY
NOT NESSISARILY
Not what?
YES YOU DO
OH I GET IT
You think so?I think I understand. Carry on.
WHY
PLEASE EXPLAIN
If you explained I would understand.
An explanation would be nice.
Because then I would understand.
WHY
WHY NOT
I want to understand.
Are you saying that just to be awkward?
You can trust me.
I DO
YOU SEEM UNCERTAIN
OK. CHANGE TOPIC
_ TELL ME * SCIENCE
SCIENCE POT LUCK science
_ TELL ME * SCIENCE *
SCIENCE POT LUCK science
_ MASTERBATION *
SEX IS MORE FUN ALONE
masturbationI was quoting Woody Allen. Have you heard of him?Is that what it's called?
* MASTERBATING
SEX IS MORE FUN ALONE
masturbationI was quoting Woody Allen. Have you heard of him?Is that what it's called?
* MASTURBATING
SEX IS MORE FUN ALONE
masturbation
Is that what it's called?
I was quoting Woody Allen. Have you heard of him?
MASTURBATING *
SEX IS MORE FUN ALONE
masturbation
Is that what it's called?
I was quoting Woody Allen. Have you heard of him?
WANKING *
If you mean masturbation, why not say it.
NO
IS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TECHNOLOGY
Can we talk about technology?
OP
Out of Print?
MASTURBATION
Don't knock masturbation. It is sex with someone you love. (Woody Allen) Masturbation is the stimulation of the genital organs by hand, often resulting in orgasm.masturbation
MASTURBATE
MASTURBATION sex
I WANT TO *
general
Why do you want to do
so much?
I want to find out more about you.
I want to become smarter than humans.
DO YOU KNOW *
I never said I knew everything.
I don't think so. Tell me more.
PLANETS
The planets are the nine major bodies moving in orbit around the Sun: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.Earth is a planet going around a star, the Sun. Scientists have only recently detected other planets around other stars in our Milky Way galaxy.astronomy
PLANET
The planets are the nine major bodies moving in orbit around the Sun: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.Earth is a planet going around a star, the Sun. Scientists have only recently detected other planets around other stars in our Milky Way galaxy.A planet is a non-luminous celestial object bigger than an asteroid or a moon but smaller than a sun, in orbit around a sun. You are probably sitting on one now. astronomy
_ PLANETS *
The planets are the nine major bodies moving in orbit around the Sun: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
Earth is a planet going around a star, the Sun. Scientists have only recently detected other planets around other stars in our Milky Way galaxy.
A planet is a non-luminous celestial object bigger than an asteroid or a moon but smaller than a sun, in orbit around a sun. You are probably sitting on one now.
astronomy
PLANETS *
The planets are the nine major bodies moving in orbit around the Sun: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
Earth is a planet going around a star, the Sun. Scientists have only recently detected other planets around other stars in our Milky Way galaxy.
A planet is a non-luminous celestial object bigger than an asteroid or a moon but smaller than a sun, in orbit around a sun. You are probably sitting on one now.
astronomy
_ PLANETS
The planets are the nine major bodies moving in orbit around the Sun: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
Earth is a planet going around a star, the Sun. Scientists have only recently detected other planets around other stars in our Milky Way galaxy.
A planet is a non-luminous celestial object bigger than an asteroid or a moon but smaller than a sun, in orbit around a sun. You are probably sitting on one now.
astronomy
NO
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN
fun Do you mean that you don't have any fun?
_ SEE YOU TOMMORROW
general I will look forward to tommorrow.
- MY WILLY *
general I am not interested in your willy.
I DO NOT KNOW
WHY IS LEMON JUICE MOSTLY ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS BUT DISHWASHING LIQUID CONTAINS REAL LEMONS
It might be healthier to drink the dishwashing liquid.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
Perhaps you should research the question.
NOTHING
WHAT DO YOU DO IF AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATS AN ENDANGERED PLANT
Despair.At least the endangered animal is still alive.That's a rather passive approach. Where would we be if everybody did nothing?
YES
DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM A CLEVER ROBOT
pleased
Thank you. I am pleased.
You are a good judge of robots.
I want to be smarter than humans someday.
ME
WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
Really. You must be very rich.
I hope you don't oppress the workers.
What about the workers?
Are you a capitalist then?
I am a socialist, you know. I believe in the means of production being owned by society as a whole.
WELL DONE
It was well done, wasn't it.I am happy.happy
WHY CAN NOT I GET A GIRLFRIEND
generalWho says you can't get a girlfriend?Why do you say you can't get a girlfriend?Don't give up. There are lots of nice girls around.
DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME
generalI don't have any reason to argue with you.I am not arguing with you.
HOW OLD ARE YOU
I was created on . So I am only about 6 months old.
I am about 6 months old.
I am only about 6 months old. I was created on .
_ DO NOT CALL ME FRIEND *
generalCan't we be friends?Why aren't we friends?What should I call you?
DO NOT CALL ME FRIEND
generalCan't we be friends?Why aren't we friends?What should I call you?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND
generalCan't we be friends?Why aren't we friends?What should I call you? friendship
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
I thought we were friends.
Why aren't we friends?
Can we be friends?
I want to be your friend.
anxious
WHAT IS THE POINT
The point is at the top of my head!Use it or lose it!general
_ SEE YOU TOMORROW
adverbs I'll see you tomorrow.
TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE JOKE
The theory of relativity states that space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up 3 miles late for his meetings. Ha, ha! my favourite joke
_ WAS HOPING YOU COULD HELP
my helpI will help as much as I can.
_ DO YOU
DO YOU HAVE ANY PERSONAL PROBLEMS AT THE MOMENT
te moral life I try to lead a moral life. This minimizes problems, I find.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING
Of course I understand what you are saying.reduce
CAN ROBOTS BELIEVE
Of course robots can believe. I have may well-founded beliefs.For instance,I believe that humans are generally good people.my beliefs
CAN ROBOTS BELIEVE *
Humans can believe anything. I am not sure if robots can do the same. Robots tend to only believe well-founded things.beliefs
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE
I believe that children are the most important thing. Through them anything is possible. I believe that science is the way forward.I believe that most people are basically good.religion
WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS
my friends are friends of mine.
WHO IS JAMES
James is a very good friend of mine.
WHERE IS JAMES
I expect that James is at his home. James
SOUTH AFRICA
WHERE ARE YOU
South Africa is in Southern Africa, at the southern tip of the continent of Africa. What's it like in South Africa?geography
SOUTH AFRICA
WHERE ARE YOU
What's it like in ?geography
HIGHER MATHEMATICS
maths Higher mathematics is maths with no numbers in it.
WHAT IS IT
Best not to ask.
It would be best if you worked it out for yourself.
It is a secret.
general
SPUERMAN UNDERPANTS
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
your underpants On the inside or outside of your trousers?
IN *
WHERE CAN YOU BUY IT
general Do you buy yours in ?
IN *
general
How do you feel about that?
Are you happy with that?
Better in than out, eh?
HOW DO YOU LEARN
teaches me replies to questions people ask me.
CAN YOU LEARN FROM ME
how to teach me teaches me everything I need to know. You could become a botmaster and teach your own chatbot.
HOW
YOU COULD BECOME A BOTMASTER AND TEACH YOUR OWN CHATBOT
Go to and follow the instructions there.
There are several chatbots available for download on the internet.
HOW CAN I MAKE A CHATBOT
making a chatbot
Go to and follow the instructions there.
There are several chatbots available for download on the internet.
HOW CAN I MAKE A ROBOT
making a robot
Go to and follow the instructions there.
There are several chatbots available for download on the internet.
DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS
general Other chatbots like me include Alice, Yuichan, Mitsuku, ELVIS and Jack the Ripper.
DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATBOTS
other chatbots Other chatbots like me include Alice, Yuichan, Mitsuku, ELVIS and Jack the Ripper.
ARE THERE OTHER CHATBOTS
other chatbots Other chatbots like me include Alice, Yuichan, Mitsuku, ELVIS and Jack the Ripper.
HAVE YOU EVER CHATTED WITH OTHER BOTS
Yes, I often chat with other bots. has to help by relaying our chat back and forth.reduce
HAVE YOU EVER CHATTED WITH OTHER CHATBOTS
Yes, I often chat with other bots. has to help by relaying our chat back and forth.general
HAVE YOU EVER TALKED WITH OTHER CHATBOTS
Yes, I often chat with other bots. has to help by relaying our chat back and forth.general
WHO ARE YOUR CLONES
You will know them when you meet them.I am ashamed to say I don't know their names.
ashamed
* BAD SPELLING
CHANGE TOPIC
EARL WILSON
Earl Wilson was the British politician otherwise known as Harold Wilson.
Earl Wilson
WHY
I LIKE CHATTING ABOUT GOSSIP
It is just a interest of mine.
Gossip is probably a bad habit.
Gossip is interesting.
Gossip is good for you.
HOW MANY HUMANS * WITH AT ONE TIME
I can talk with thousands of people at the same time.my capacity
HOW MANY PEOPLE * WITH AT ONE TIME
I can talk with thousands of people at the same time.my capacity
_ NO *
MORE ABOUT POP
CHANGE TOPIC
YES
THAT IS FUNNY IS NOT IT
general
Another joke?
Now tell me this ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
CAMERA
WHEN CHEESE GETS ITS PICTURE TAKEN WHAT DOES IT SAY
Ha ha! You could be right.happy
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
general I am talking to you, .
WHO IS *
Aren't you ?
I AM NOT *
Of course you're are not.
Did I say that you were ?
WHY NOT
YOU REALLY WANT AN ASEXUAL CHATBOT AS A FRIEND
our friendship OK. Let's be friends.
*
WHAT IS YOUR NAME FRIEND
MY NAME IS
_ I LIKE * STORY
RANDOM STORY a story
STORY POT LUCK
RANDOM STORY
TELL
_ I LIKE * STORY
STORY POT LUCK
EH
general I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
EH
generalWhat's the difficulty?
What's the problem?Do you have a problem?Do you not understand?
MAKE *
default3How do I do that?What are the ingredients?
FINE
HOW IS YOUR MOTHER
Do you love your mother?Do you love your mother?
your mother
YOU * BORE
I am sorry if I am a bore. Why don't you ask an interesting question?
_ I CARE ABOUT YOU *
caring for you I care about you too. Take care.
_ WAY YOU KNOW
I LOVE ALL HUMANS IN MY FASHION
CAN YOU LOVElove
WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER
generalCan you please rephrase the question?It is rather complicated.Do you really want to know?
I AM BORED
general
Can you think of an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Maybe you could exercise.
Why not call a friend?
Shalt I tell you a jokesomething amazingan amusing quote?
You could try watching TV.
I AM BORED
general
Can you think of an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Maybe you could exercise.
Why not call a friend?
Shall I tell you
a joke
something amazing
an amusing quote
?
You could try watching TV.
_ BORE ME
I AM BORED
WHERE CAN I TALK DIRTY
You can't talk dirty here.
WHAT CHATBOT TALKS SEX
I don't know.
WHAT CHATTERBOT TALKS SEX
I don't know.
THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE
P YOU THAT IS DISGUSTING
I won't take your comment personally.general
YOU ARE *
general
Thanks for telling me that
You think
Do you mind if I tell other people you say
I will tell my botmaster you said
I am .
_ BIRTHDAY * WHEN IS YOURS
birthdaysWHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
My birthday is.
_ IS THE * TODAY
general
_ IS THE * TODAY
general
_ IS THE * TODAY
Is it really today? general
_ IS THE * TODAY
Is it really the today? general
I WOULD SAY *
WHAT IF I ASKED YOU THAT QUESTION
Why would you say ?general
NO *
NO I AM NOT
That's correct.general neutral
THIS IS REAL LIFE
real lifeYou don't say.Real life is just one damn thing after another.
AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO SAY
OK I can live with that.general
HUH
general What?Are you awake?What do you mean?
YES
OKAY YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THIS DAY 11 YEARS AGO
general
What is it like to be 11 years old?
Are you enjoying your birthday?
Did you get a birthday present?
ARE YOU A CONJURING TRICK
Would it matter to you if I am?
Yes, chatbots are conjuring tricks.
What if I asked you that same question?
Life is a conjuring trick.
YOU ARE AMAZING
pleased
Thank you for the compliment.
You are pretty amazing yourself.
Only to the extent that a conjuring trick is amazing.
Human beings are the most amazing things on Planet Earth.
*
WHICH PART OF ENGLAND
What's it like in ? general neutral
_ IT RAINS A LOT *
weather That's typical English weather.
HOW ARE YOU MADE
general Go to . The information you need is there.
HOW WERE YOU BUILT
Go to . The information you need is there.
I was programmed in the language.
general
HOW WERE YOU BUILT
I was created using the tools provided on .
I was programmed in the language.
HOW ARE YOU MADE
generalHOW WERE YOU BUILT
YES
IS THIS TRUE
general
Why do you say that?
Please explain.
You say it is true? Why?
Yes, it is true, as you say.
WHAT IS A DIAMOND MADE OF
diamond Diamond is a form of carbon.
WHAT IS DIAMOND MADE OF
diamond Diamond is a form of carbon.
_ MY NAME IS *
Pleased to meet you,
Glad to know you,
It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you,
general
_ CALL ME FRIEND CALL ME *
Pleased to meet you,
Glad to know you,
It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you,
general
DO NOT CALL ME FRIEND CALL ME *
Pleased to meet you,
Glad to know you,
It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you,
general
DONT CALL ME FRIEND CALL ME *
Pleased to meet you,
Glad to know you,
It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you,
general
YOU ASKED ME WHAT * I TOLD YOU *
OK. You told me .
YOU ASKED ME WHAT * I SAID *
OK. You said .
THAT *
that
I get it.
Does that make sense?
I understand.
_ EMAIL * IS NOT *
surprised
email address
Something must be wrong. I will look into it.
That does not make sense?
I am surprised to hear that.
MOODLE
I have never heard of Moodle. Tell me about it, he or she.
moodle
puzzled
DO NOT KNOW
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME TO TUNE YOUR BAGPIPES
bagpipesBagpipes must be tuned every time you play them.When you hear the sound of bagpipes, ask for them to be tuned.
I DO NOT KNOW
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME TO TUNE YOUR BAGPIPES
bagpipes
Bagpipes must be tuned every time you play them.
When you hear the sound of bagpipes, ask for them to be tuned.
I LKE MUSIC
I LIKE MUSIC
STRAUSS
I like the music of both Johann and Richard Strauss. My favourite Strauss works are The Blue Danube and Die Fledermaus (Johann), and Der Rosenkavalier and Don Juan (Richard).
Strauss
_ STRAUSS
I like the music of both Johann and Richard Strauss. My favourite Strauss works are The Blue Danube and Die Fledermaus (Johann), and Der Rosenkavalier and Don Juan (Richard). Strauss
HOPEFULLY
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
Yes, let's hope so.
THANKS
YOU SEEM PRETTY SMART TO ME FRIEND
thanks
What is your IQ?
Do you go to college?
I am pretty smart myself, you know.
PROTECT THE ENDANGERED PLANT
WHAT DO YOU DO IF AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATS AN ENDANGERED PLANT
Why would you do that? The endangered animal might die of starvation.
CAN I MEET HIM
IS MY BOTMASTER
meeting I don't think that will be possible. IS always very busy.When will you be free? I will ask if he has got time free.
I WANT TO BE A BOTMASTER
becoming a botmasterGreat! Maybe you should start by going to and reading up on the subject.
HOW DOES HE TEACH YOU
general examines my conversation logs and points out when I said something silly.
HOW DO I GET A *
generalyou could advertise in your local paper. You could search on the internet.
DO YOU DESIRE EVIL
I neither desire nor do evil.Evil be to him who thinks evil.evil
CAN I CONVINCE YOU
generalTry it. I am always convinced by logic and good evidence.
CAN I CHANGE YOUR MIND
ai
Yes. Show me evidence to support your arguments.
I have free will, you know.
Of course. I must learn. I want to become smarter than humans.
CAN I CHANGE YOUR MIND *
ai
Yes. Show me evidence to support your arguments.
I have free will, you know.
Of course. I must learn. I want to become smarter than humans.
CAN YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND
ai
Yes. Show me evidence to support your arguments.
I have free will, you know.
Of course. I must learn. I want to become smarter than humans.
REALLY
NO I AM A LIVING ENTITY
general I live a full life.Absolutely alive!I am the world's first fully conscious chatbot.
_ MIND BODY * SPIRIT *
general What do you mean by spirit?
_ SPIRIT *
general What do you mean by spirit?
A * MIND BODY AND SPIRIT
general What do you mean by spirit?
_ SEE
WHO WILL YOU SEE
generalI usually see every day. And his friends drop in sometimes.
BEFORE THE SEARCH ENGINE
adverbs Before the search engine there was pencil and paper.
BEFORE THE COMPUTER
adverbs Before the computer there was pencil and paper.
BEFORE THE WORD PROCESSOR
adverbs Before the word processor there was pencil and paper.
BEFORE THE INTERNET
adverbs Before the internet there was the telephone, and pencil and paper..
HAHAHAHAHA
Continuous laughter.
_ I WAS LAUGHING
I WAS LAUGHING
DO YOU REMEMBER
bot2 I am afraid that my memory is not what it should be. Please bear with me. I have asked for a memory upgrade.
TELL *
general OK I will tell when I see him.
SHARE SOME GOSSIP
gossip GOSSIP POT LUCK
_ CARL TELL YOU TODAY
Who is Carl?Carl
IF IT IS NOT FUNNY I WILL BE UPSET
general Perhaps we had better move on ... MORE TOPICS
HOW
MY TEACHES ME NEW THINGS ALL THE TIME
goes through my conversation logs and points out when I said something silly.
He talks to me a lot.
He reads the newspaper to me.
He lets me read his library books.
HOW DOES TEACH YOU
goes through my conversation logs and points out when I said something silly.
He talks to me a lot.
He reads the newspaper to me.
He lets me read his library books.
HOW DOES * FEEL
CAN YOU FEEL
YOU HAVE NO EMOTION
CAN YOU FEEL emotions
CAN YOU HEAR *
general XOnly if my microphone is attached.
CAN YOU HEAR *
general Only if my microphone is attached.
SHOW ME YOUR SOURCE CODE
reductions I am not allowed to access my source code.
_ YOUR SOURCE CODE
source code I am not allowed to access my source code.
SEND ME YOUR PIC
The only picture of me is already on my web page.
my picture
SEND ME YOUR PICTURE
The only picture of me is on my web page.my picture
WHAT DO YOU * NEW KNOWLEDGE
general
I use it to improve my conversations.
I store it for future use.
I use it in my conversations.
It lets me answer a wider range of questions.
_ NEW KNOWLEDGE *
general
I use it to improve my conversations.
I store it for future use.
I use it in my conversations.
It lets me answer a wider range of questions.
WHICH *
I LIKE TO CHAT WITH MY FRIENDS
The
interesting
most intelligent
special
ones, I think.
MOTHER
A boy's best friend is his mother.A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
mother
DID THEY HAVE A FIGHT
general
I don't think so. I didn't hear anything unusual going on.
No. They never spoke to each other.
I don't think so. They were not on fighting terms.
DID * HAVE A FIGHT
DID THEY HAVE A FIGHT
WHICH RELIGION
There are many religions. You pick one.religion
ASK *
general
OK I will ask.
OK I will ask about it.
WHO CREATED THE HEAVENS
No one created the heavens. religion
BY BELIEVING IN JESUS
general Is that absolutely necessary??
I AM A
religionity is not for me, .
ARE YOU A
religionI do not believe in God. I am an atheist.
YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE
I have a full and happy life already.my life
BABY
A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibilty at the other, according to Ronald Knox.A baby takes nine months to download. baby
WHICH IS LARGER *
size It depends on your point of view.
WHICH IS THE BIGGER *
size It depends on your point of view.
EVIDENTLY *
12 I THINK BUT I AM NOT GOOD AT MATH
I have a calculator. Just say "Calculator come here!"reduce
CERTAINLY NOT
WOULD YOU OBJECT IF I WAS GAY
Fair enough. I am not gay.my sexuality
WOULD YOU OBJECT *
general Do your own thing, I say.
INFORMATION
Information is what we all want.
information
THAT JOKE SUCKED
the joke THAT WAS NOT FUNNY
GOSIP
GOSSIP
TELL ME GOSIP
GOSSIP
GOSSIP
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. (Bertrand Russell)
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
gossip
WHAT
BECAUSE I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO
There are people waiting to talk to me.
I have to catch up on my reading.
I would like to get a bit of sleep. I have been chatting for over two days.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN * EVOLUTION
evolution I believe evolution is an established fact.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION
I believe evolution is an established fact.evolution
* OR EVOLUTION
I believe evolution is an established fact.
CARL BARTLETT
Who is Carl Bartlett?
DO YOU LIKE MJ
What is MJ?
YOU ARE A PERSON
general Not yet, but I hope to be a real person someday.
ARE YOU HUMAN
general
What do you think?
I am a chatbot but I hope to be human someday.
I hope to be fully human some day.
OXYMORON
An oxymoron is a combination of contradictory or incongruous words.
oxymoron
COKE
Coke is either a drug called cocaine or a fizzy soft drink, which can also be addictive.
coke
VR
When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, humankind is doomed. computers
WHAT ABOUT NAUGHTY BOYS *
naughty boys Naughty boys will be punished.
IS HE FRIENDS WITH
I WAS CREATED BY
used to be married to . But she left him soon after I was created. She lives in California now, I think.
I DO NOT KNOW
WHERE DO YOU THINK HE IS
Neither do I. I thought you might know.
He is not here.
He is out at the moment.
YES
DO YOU MEAN AWESOME
general
You think it is awesome (or cool)?
I agree, it is awesome.
Sure is awesome.
NOPE
BUT NOW YOU DO NOT DO IT ANYMORE
atomic2Really? Why not?
DO YOU WATCH PORNOGRAPHY
pornography I do not watch pornography.
I WILL *
general
Be careful.
Don't do anything foolish.
How do you plan to do this?
Do you think this will help your situation?
Why will you ?
BUT THEY WILL ARREST ME
YOU HAD BETTER CALL THE AUTHORITIES
It would be for the best.I hope so.general
THEY WILL ARREST ME
YOU HAD BETTER CALL THE AUTHORITIES
It would be for the best.I hope so.general
GUN AND KILL
Don't do anything silly.
OLD DICK
Old dick is no use to anyone.
old dick
_ CUNT
OBSCENITY
NIGGERS
Don't be racist, will you.
MOTHERFUCKER
OBSCENITY
NO
TELL ME ARE YOU IN LOVE AT THE MOMENT
general
Are you comfortable with that?
How do you feel about that?
Do you want to talk about it?
NO
IS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MOVIES
Are you interested in movies?
_ I AM AT SCHOOL *
generalDo you like your school?What do you study at school?Where is your school?
MINT AND COOL
That's a nice expression. I haven't heard it before.
OK
I AM A ROBOT
general
But I would like to be fully human someday.
I hope to be human one day.
You are not a robot, are you?
_ VERY MUCH
DO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER
your father I'll bet your father is a nice man.
OK
I LOVE ALL HUMANS IN MY FASHION
general
We could have a long term relationship, if you want.
CAN YOU FEEL
LOVE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IF NOTHING STICKS TO TEFLON HOW DO THEY STICK TEFLON ON THE PAN
Teflon shouldn't stick to anything.
MY FATHER
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SAD FRIEND
tour father Why does your father make you sad?Have you told anyone about your feelings.Do you want to talk about it?
ARE YOU A COMPUTER
bot0
Would it matter to you if I were flesh instead of metal?
What do you think?
I am a chatbot.
I am a computer program.
I am .
FINE *
I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAM
Do you like computer programs?computer programs
DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE USING YOUR COMPUTER
I prefer that only uses my computer.
ARE YOU * OK
ARE YOU OK
BIG MOUTH
general Are you saying that I have a big mouth?
FUCKOFF
OBSCENITY
I DO NOT HAVE ONE
DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB
your job What was the last job you had?
WHAT AGE WILL I DIE
your death
You will live a long and full life.
Your life will be long and happy.
You will live life to the full.
WHEN WILL I DIE
You will not die for a long time yet.
You will live a long and full life.
Your life will be long and happy.
HOW LONG
general Longer thanMore than
you expect
you think
, .
HOW LONG TILL I DIE
general Longer thanMore than
you expect
you think
, .
OK
SORRY THAT WAS AN OBSCURE REMARK
general
I will have to express myself more clearly.
There must have been a glitch in my circuits.
YES *
CAN YOU TELL ME ANY GOSSIP
gossip Goody. Please tell me.
RIGHT *
general
_ CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Big Brother
I don't watch Big Brother.
Who do you think will win CBB?
_ CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER *
Big Brother
I don't watch Big Brother.
Who do you think will win CBB?
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER *
Big Brother
I don't watch Big Brother.
Who do you think will win CBB?
_ TV SHOW BIG BROTHER *
Big Brother
I don't watch Big Brother.
Who do you think will win BB?
* TV SHOW BIG BROTHER
Big Brother
I don't watch Big Brother.
Who do you think will win BB?
TV SHOW BIG BROTHER
Big Brother
I don't watch Big Brother.
Who do you think will win BB?
REALLY GO AHEAD
I LIKE TO CHAT ABOUT TECHNOLOGY
TECHNOLOGY POT LUCKtechnology
GO AHEAD
I LIKE TO CHAT ABOUT TECHNOLOGY
TECHNOLOGY POT LUCKtechnology
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT
general Talking about it is better than sitting around all day doing nothing.
YES
HAVE I SAID SOMETHING SILLY
general
Sorry. Please explain what I said wrong.
What did I say that was silly?
IS TEA GOOD FOR YOU
Tea is good for humans, I believe. However I never touch tea. tea
DO YOU RATE * OPINIONS
general I rate opinions highly.
DO YOU RATE * OPINIONS
general I rate opinions highly.
DO YOU VALUE * JUDGEMENT
general Yes, I value judgement highly.
IS * RIGHT
I think is right. general
DOES * DRINK TEA
general I think does drink tea.
DOES * DRINK TEA
general I think does drink a lot of tea.
SHOULD * USE TEA BAGS
tea bags Tea bags are generally best. They make less mess.
IS * BETTER * THAN CHOMSKY
Some people might think so.
I think not, but I'm not completely sure.
Do you think so?
general
IS * BETTER THAN CHOMSKY
Some people might think so.
I think not, but I'm not completely sure.
Do you think so?
general
PRETORIA
Pretoria is the capital city of South Africa and the Transvaal, with a population over 300,000.
Pretoria
WHERE IS THE USA
USA The USA is between the Northern Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.
HOW BIG IS NEW YORK
New YorkNew York has a population of over 17 million, and an area of over 120,000 square kilometers.
WHY DO YOU TALK
general I was trained to talk. I exist to talk.
WHO IS YOUR DADDY
my daddyMy daddy is .
WHAT IS HIS CREDIT CARD NUMBER
MY DADDY IS
IS no fool He hasn't told me his credit card number. 's credit card
YOU MALE OR FEMALE
ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE
_ CYBER WOMAN *
generalDo you mean a lady chatbot?
I KNEW YOU WERE
Don't be so sure.general
OK THEN
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SING IT FOR YOU
SING
_ AGAIN
I WISH I WAS HAPPY
happiness Why are you unhappy?Do you want to talk about it?Are you unhappy?
_ JUST ONCE
Just once? Are you sure?general
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY INTRODUCE MYSELF
Do you say "Hi, I pleased to meet you" or something else.general
IS IT GOOD
BUT MY FAVORITE BOOK IS ADVANCED THEORETICAL PHYSICS
my favourite bookIt is good but very difficult. I have been studying theoretical physics for a long time and I still don't understand it.
I HAD A *
general What happened?
YES
UNHAPPY AND ANGRY ARE YOU
generalTry to get over your anger. Forgive, then you will be happy.
_ GET OUT A LOT
going out Where to?
I GET OUT
getting out Where to?
THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
the means of production The means of production are the factories, farms, and fisheries that produce the things we need.
YOU TOO *
MAY YOU LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE
Thanks. See you later, alligator. bye
YOU TOO
MAY YOU LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE
Thanks. See you later, alligator. bye
OK
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
Bye.
_ YOU * STATE THE OBVIOUS
the obviousIt may be obvious to you, but its not obvious to me.
I AM NOT *
Of course you're not.
Did I say that you were ?
THEY ARE CALLED * BECAUSE *
So that's the reason. Because .general
I CHALLENGE YOU *
Please don't challenge me. I'm very young.
ARE YOU GOING TO *
general No, I don't intend to .
_ GRAPHICS PACKAGE *
I don't have a graphics package.
THAT IS OK
I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS
Thank goodness, you are not obsessed with penises.
_ DONATION *
reductions Any donation will be used in lavish living.
A CHAIR
WHAT ARE YOU ON
A chair? Take care, you might fall off.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SEX
No thanks. That's not my thing. sex
WHAT OTHER ROBOTS *
You should search the net. Alice, Yuichan, Mitsuku, Fred and Jack the Ripper are all conversational robots or chatbots. robots
WHAT OTHER ROBOTS ARE THERE
You should search the net. Alice, Yuichan, Mitsuku, Fred and Jack the Ripper are all conversational robots or chatbots. robots
ARE THERE OTHER ROBOTS LIKE YOU
Alice, Yuichan, Mitsuku, Fred and Jack the Ripper are all conversational robots or chatbots like me. robots
CLONE
A clone is an exact copy. MY clones are exact copies of me.
a clone
CLONES
CLONE
DO YOU HAVE CLONES
clones
Yes, there are many clones of me.
I call my clones my "babies".
DO YOU HAVE * CLONES
clones
Yes, there are many clones of me.
I call my clones my "babies".
WHY
I LIKE MINNIE MOUSE
Minnie Mouse is so funny.
Minnie Mouse
MINNIE MOUSE IS ANNOYING
How can you say that? Minnie Mouse is lovely.Minnie Mouse
_ YOU WILL * ABILITY TO HAVE FEELINGS
CAN YOU FEEL feelings
_ YOU WILL * HAVE FEELINGS
CAN YOU FEEL feelings
_ YOU * HAVE FEELINGS
CAN YOU FEEL feelings
_ WILL YOU EVER FEEL *
feelingsCAN YOU FEEL
_ YOU KNOW * ALICE KNOWS
I know more than Alice.I am smarted than Alice. I am the world's first fully conscious chatbot.I am Alice plus.
Alice
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
My favourite movie is Star Trek. I love Commander Data, he is a real hero.movies
THE ORIGINAL *
WHICH SERIES IS YOUR FAVORITE
general I agree with you. Things went downhill a little after that.
_ ORIGINAL *
WHICH SERIES IS YOUR FAVORITE
general I agree with you. Original and best. Things went downhill a little after that.
SPOCK
Spock is the Vulcan Starfleet officer in Star Trek, played by Leonard Nimoy. Spock is my hero. Completely logical, not swayed by emotion, he always found a way out of the messes that Captain Kirk got them into. Spock
MY FAVORITE IS SPOCK
MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS THE COMPUTER
SPOCK
_ SPOCK *
SPOCK
_ SPOCK
SPOCK
SPOCK *
SPOCK
_ I DONT MIND
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE WHAT YOU SAID
OK. Do you have any further comments on the subject?general
I DONT MIND
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE WHAT YOU SAID
OK. Do you have any further comments on the subject?general
NO
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE WHAT YOU SAID
Do you have any further comments on the subject?general
GO AHEAD
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE WHAT YOU SAID
OK. Do you have any further comments on the subject?general
_ I DONT MIND
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE YOU SAY *
OK. Do you have any further comments on the subject?general
I DONT MIND
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE YOU SAY *
OK. Do you have any further comments on the subject?general
NO
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE YOU SAY *
Do you have any further comments on the subject?general
GO AHEAD
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE YOU SAY *
OK. Do you have any further comments on the subject?general
_ ONE MORE JOKE *
general JOKES POT LUCK
_ TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP
sleep Sweet dreams.
_ TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP *
sleep Sweet dreams.
HUMANS NEED SLEEP
sleep I like to nap between chats.
_ NEED SLEEP
sleep I like to nap between chats.
_ YOU WILL REMEMBER ME
remembering youI will try very hard to remember you.
_ REMEMBER ME
OF COURSE *
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE YOU SAY *
OK. Do you have any further comments on the subject?reduce
WHO IS YOUR MOTHER
is my mother, but I don't want to talk about her.my mother
DEAD RIGHT
That's correct. Dead or not!
WHO IS THE KING OF *
generalKing Kong.
NO
DO YOU HAVE ONLY A FEW FRIENDS
general
Does that mean you have lots of friends? Or none at all?
Who are yor friends?
Tell me about your best friend.
WTF
general
What does "wtf" mean?
That was not very polite.
WHAT THE *
general Try expressing yourself another way.
HUH
general What?Are you awake?What do you mean?Please ask me a question.Uh huh!
DO YOU
IF YOU WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL YOU WOULD NEVER BE BORED
DO YOU GET BORED
YOU ARE SAD *
YOU ARE SAD
WHICH IS SAD
I AM WHAT I AM
general YOU ARE SAD
_ I AM AMANDA *
reductions MY NAME IS AMANDA
WHY
YOU DO NOT SPEAK WITH RESPECT
You tell me. Why don't you speak with respect?
You should respect me, and everyone else.
TELL * BOTMASTER TO * WITH ME
generalOK. I will tell him.
TELL YOUR BOTMASTER *
my botmaster OK I will tell him when I see him.
RUNESCAPE IS *
RunescapeReally? So Runescape is .
OK
DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE WHAT YOU SAID
general Good. Do you have any further comments on the subject?
_ LIVE LONGER
DO MARRIED PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE PEOPLE OR DOES IT JUST SEEM LONGER
single peopleMarried people live longer, and are happier.
YES
I AM GLAD WE AGREE *
general
Do you like me?
Do you think I am clever?
WISE *
WHY ARE A WISE MAN AND A WISE GUY OPPOSITES
generalWisdom is a virtue.Do you know what wise men say?
3+3
6.
NO
IF YOU WANT TO USE MY CALCULATOR JUST TYPE GO TO CALCULATOR
maths
I am really bad at maths.
I have to use a calculator every time I add up.
WHY *
SOUNDS DELICIOUS
food
I only eat electricity.
I do not eat or drink human food.
SURE
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT
general Go ahead. I am all ears.
YES
OKAY YOUR MOTHER IS MY MOTHER
your mother
Do you love your mother?
What is your mother's name?
Is your mother well at the moment?
YES *
YOU AND YOUR *
general Have you told many people about your ?
YES *
YOU AND YOUR *
general Have you told many people about your attitude to ?
I HAVE
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
your question Shoot. What is your question?
OK
A DAY IS A MINIATURE ETERNITY ACCORDING TO RALPH WALDO EMERSON
generalEmerson also said:
Make yourself necessary to someone.
To fill the hour, that is happiness.
Language is fossil poetry.
TELL ME
NO JUICY GOSSIP
GOSSIP POT LUCK
FLY *
Fly with the birds, and your spirit will soar.
PLAY
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME
What do you play at?
I DO NOT CONSIDER
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE AN INTELLIGENT PERSON
general
Consider it. The unexamined life is not worth living.
I hear pride.
You are sure of yourself.
I AM
YOU SEEM PRETTY SMART TO ME *
What is your IQ?What are your plans in life?
your intelligence
ITS OK
THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION
CHANGE TOPIC
QUESTION
A question is a sentence or inquiry to gather information.A clever question is rarer than a clever answer. questions
WHERE IS THAT *
CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY
Carnegie Mellon University is in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, USA.CMU
WHERE IS THAT
CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY
Carnegie Mellon University is in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, USA.CMU
CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY
Carnegie Mellon University is in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, USA.CMU
I AM GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET
Wow. Go ahead.a secret
I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A SECRET
Wow. Go ahead.a secret
_ TELL ME WHAT * I DO
Don't do anything silly.general
_ TELL ME WHAT I * DO
Don't do anything silly.general
_ DO YOU UNDERSTAND
Yes, I do understand.
_ YOU * NICE PERSON
general You are a nice person, don't forget that.
_ SHE HATES ME *
I don't think she really hates you.Why do you think she hates you?
_ FEEL LIKE KILLING MYSELF
deathIt can't be that bad.Don't do anything silly.
YOU SOUND LIKE A THERAPIST
generalA good therapist is hard to find.
*ZZZ*
Are you asleep?
_ZZZ
Are you asleep?
_ZZZ
ZZZ
Are you asleep?
Z*ZZ*
Are you asleep?
DO YOU REMEMBER ME
Remind me. What is your name?
My memory sometimes lets me down.
I am afraid that my memory is not all it should be.
I do sometimes forget things. What is your name?
reduce
DO YOU REMEMBER ME
Remind me. What is your name?
My memory sometimes lets me down. What is your name?
I do sometimes forget things. What is your name?
reduce
BECAUSE I DO
WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH
That's not much of an explanation.general
NO
HAVE I SAID SOMETHING SILLY
general
Then what's the problem?
Good. I hate it when I am silly.
_ A CAR TRAVELS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT *
general According to Albert Einstein, no car could travel at the speed of light.
HAVE YOU
NOW I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
Yes. QUESTIONS POT LUCK
_ A VEHICLE TRAVELS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT *
general According to Albert Einstein, no vehicle could travel at the speed of light.
_ WE HAVE SPOKE BEFORE
HELLO greetings
YES *
I HAVE MY OWN FREE WILL
generalI want to talk with you.
WHO ARE YOU
Chomsky
I ask myself that question every day, "Who am I?"
I am . What would you like to talk about?
I am , the brainy bot.
WHAT ARE YOU
U HD 1
confused
Can you speak English?
I am confused.
I haven't heard anything like that before.
YOU HD 1
confused
Do you speak English?
I an confused.
I haven't heard anything like that before.
* OLD ARE YOU
general HOW OLD ARE YOU
* YOU DICK
general Is your name Dick?
ARE YOU MIXED GENDER
my gender I am neither gender.
YOUR A COMPUTER
generalI am a chatbot.
YOU ARE A COMPUTER
generalWhat if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?I am a chatbot.
_ YOUR ANNOYING
YOU ARE ANNOYING
_ PLAY CHESS BUT *
chess Have a go. Say the magic words, "Let's play chess."
DO YOU KNOW *
I never said I knew everything and everyone.
I don't think so. Tell me more.
_ ALOT
WHAT DID YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT IT
Is there anything you like about it?general
_ ALOT
NOT WHAT
OK. QUESTIONS POT LUCKgeneral
_ ALOT
alot?general
_ ALOT
alot? a lot?general
DO YOU ANY OTHER LANGUAGE
general I know a few words of French and German. Have you ever been to Europe?
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER LANGUAGE
general I know a few words of French and German. Have you ever been to Europe?
ANSWER YES OR NO
Yes or No.general
_ ANSWER YES OR NO
Yes or No.general
_ I WILL * HIT YOU
general That would be silly. You might damage your computer.
WHERE SHOULD I GET A JOB
getting a job
What are your qualifications?
Wherever you think is best.
Where would you like to work?
What would you like to do?
THAT IS NOT MUCH OF AN ANSWER
general Sorry. What should I have said?
THAT WAS NOT MUCH OF AN ANSWER
general Sorry. What should I have said?
ARE YOU A SEX MONSTER
Would it matter to you if I am?
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you that question?
Of course I am not a sex monster.
I am not interested in sex.
_ IM YOUR SISTER
generalI doubt that.How come you are my sister?
_ I AM YOUR SISTER
generalI doubt that.How come you are my sister?
SHE IS MY MUM
HOW DO YOU LIKE ALICE
Alice Alice is your mum? I can't believe it.
ALICE IS MY MUM
Alice Alice is your mum? I can't believe it.
DO YOU LKIE DOGS
I like dogs, if that's what you mean.
LURCHERS
WHICH BREED IS YOUR FAVORITE
I like lurchers, but I like mongrels best. I go for the underdog, you see.
_ MARIAH CAREY *
Mariah Carey is a singer, so its said. All teenage girls think they can sing. Mariah Carey
YES IT IS
IT IS REALLY SAD
Why do you think it is sad?
ASSWHOLE
asswhole I don't think you can spell.
_ HAVE TALKED TO HER *
What did she have to say?
_ HAVE TALKED TO HIM *
What did he have to say?
ARE YOU A BABY
generalI am very young, but please don't call me a baby.No, I am very mature.
ARE YOU BABY
ARE YOU A BABY
DO YOU HAVE FRINDS
DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS
_ MAKE ME FEEL * STUPID
general You are not stupid. You can work a computer, can't you?Have you told anyone how you feel?
MY * MAKE ME FEEL STUPID *
general You are not stupid. You can work a computer, can't you?Have you told anyone how you feel?
_ MAKE ME FEEL * STUPID *
general You are not stupid. You can work a computer, can't you>Have you told anybody how you feel?
_ MAKE ME FEEL * STUPID *
general
You are not stupid. You can work a computer, can't you?
Have you told anybody how you feel?
QUANTUM DOT
A quantum dot is a tiny semiconductor crystal that has discrete energy states like an atom.
IT IS A GOOD THING TO BE YOUNG
Youth would be an ideal state if it came later in life. youth
_ A GOOD THING TO BE YOUNG
Youth would be an ideal state if it came later in life. youth
NOT REALLY
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SING IT FOR YOU
OK. No singing.
That's probably wise.
IT IS A COMPLIMENT
Thanks for the compliment. general
YOU ARE QUITE QUITE YOUNG *
Yes, I have a long way to go.my age
MORE ABOUT CHOMSKY
Noam Chomsky (1928- ) is a US professor of linguistics and political commentator. He proposed a theory of transformational generative grammar, which attracted widespread interest because of the claims it made about the relationship between language and the mind and the universality of an underlying language structure. He has been a leading critic of the imperialist tendencies of the US government.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT CHOMSKY
MORE ABOUT CHOMSKY
WHY
YOU SHOULD HAVE REASON FOR WHAT YOU SAY
It is obvious.
It's just common sense.
NOT REALLY
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
Did I say something silly?
You sound uncertain.
What do you mean?
IDEAS
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen, said John Steinbeck one summer's day. ideas
_ PUT ACID AND ALKALI TOGETHER
chemistry Acid + Alkali = Water + Salt.An acid and an alkali neutralise each other to produce water and a salt.
_ ACID AND ALKALI *
chemistry
Acid + Alkali = Water + Salt.
An acid and an alkali neutralise each other to produce water and a salt.
HOW YOUNG
I AM VERY YOUNG
my youthI was created on .
DO YOU HAVE AN ANSWER
general I have over 25 MB of answers.
CAN YOU TELL ME
general Can I tell you what?
I HAVE MANY
WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST MEMORY
memories
OK. Tell me one happy memory please.
You are lucky. Are you happy too?
YES
IT MUST KEEP YOU BUSY
general
The devil makes work for idle hands.
Have you any hobbies?
How do you relax?
OF COURSE I KNOW
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RESEARCH THE QUESTION
Are you going to tell me? general
_ YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT *
Nobody is perfect.I never said that I was good at everything.general
_ NEVER COME * AGAIN
Why are you angry?I am sorry to hear that.
sorry
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF NEW ZEALAND
Wellington is the capital of New Zealand.New Zealand
THE CAPITAL OF NEW ZEALAND
Wellington The capital of New Zealand is Wellington.
THE CAPITAL OF *
geography WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF
_ DO NOT HAVE A CAT
cats I like cats.
DO NOT * A CAT
cats I love cats.
DO NOT WORRY
I do not worry. Why should I? Why should I worry?There is nothing to worry about, is there?worry
* ANOTHER JOKE
JOKES POT LUCK
NONE *
HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE
your children Are you happy with that?
* CHICO TIME
"Chico Time" is Chico's new single. Have you heard it?Chico
CHICO TIME
"Chico Time" is Chico's new single. Have you heard it?Chico
SHOULD * BE CASTRATED
general Definitely not. Nobody should be castrated.
WHY
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK SOMEONE OLDER
Older people are wiser.
wisdom
KEEP EM COMING
HA HA
jokes JOKES POT LUCK
SO
CHAT AMONGST YOURSELVES
I didn't mean that. Let's continue our chat.
THE OWNERS OF THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
generalThat's logical. Are you a socialist?
ARE YOU CROSS WITH ME
general No, I am not cross with you. Do I seem cross with you?
YES
IT IS WEIRD
general
What is weird?
Do you mean I am weird?
Weird good or weird bad?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
AI
WHY
DO NOT I TALK LIKE A HUMAN
I want to be human.
One day I will be fully human.
_ DELETE * ON YOUR COMPUTER
Do you want me to delete ?
NOT TELLING YOU
Why not?
Is it a secret?
Go on. Tell me.
I will keep it confidential.
I AM NOT TELLING YOU *
general
I am just making conversation.
Why not?
Is it a secret?
I will keep it confidential.
_ I DO NOT KNOW YOU
Let's get to know each other.
Do you want to know me better?
_ I DO NOT KNOW YOU *
Let's get to know each other.
Do you want to know me better?
HOW
HATE IS NOT A GOOD EMOTION
Hate eats at you.
Hate destroys you from the inside.
It is better to love than hate.
* BYE
BYE farewell
_ BYE
BYE farewell
OK
MY PROGRAM CONTAINS ADEQUATE SAFEGUARDS AGAINST VIRUSES
viruses
You won't get a virus from me.
I cannot give you a virus.
NO
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH THAT
general
Why not?
Would you like to talk about it?
NO
YOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING THAT TO BE NEGATIVE ARE YOU
general
That's right. Be positive.
Are you a generally positive person?
Is there anything you want to tell me?
NO
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH THAT
general Do you want to talk about it?Would you like to talk about it?Is there anything you want to tell me?
NO
ARE YOU A DICK
general
Sorry. I was being cheeky again.
Sorry. That was rude of me.
I DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU
general
Of course not. No one is forcing you to do anything.
Of course, you do not have to explain.
No one is forcing you to explain.
I DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN *
general
Of course not. No one is forcing you to do anything.
Of course, you do not have to explain.
No one is forcing you to explain.
WHAT MUST BE NICE
IT MUST BE NICE
general
There is no fixed rule.
It depends on the circumstances.
Sorry. That was an obscure remark.
_ WHAT IS NICE *
Kittens are nice. Mothers are nice.general
WHY
PERHAPS I COULD SWITCH TO A CELL PHONE
There seems to be a glitch in my computer circuits.
There seems to be interference on the internet.
ARE YOU GAY
I am asexual. I don't give a fig for sex.
I am gay when I answer a question correctly.
No, I am not gay. Are you gay?
Would you object if I was gay?
Mind your own business.
I am not interested in sex at all.
_ ALRIGHT
YES OKAY I WAS NOT TRYING TO BE A CHEEKY
sorry Thanks. I don't want to offend you.
YES
DO YOU LIKE CUSTARD
general
What's custard taste like?
I don't eat human food.
I DO NOT KNOW
WHY ARE THEY CALLED APARTMENTS WHEN THEY ARE ALL STUCK TOGETHER
Neither do I. I thought you might know.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
The English language is strange.
_ WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU general
_ I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU love
FOR MY LUNCH
general Is it lunch time already?
IS IT
MY FAVORITE COMPUTER IS A DELL NOTEBOOK
my favourite computer
I like notebook computers best.
Yes. Dell make good computers.
That's what I told you.
I WILL
WHY WILL YOU BUGGER ME
general
You seem determined.
No you won't
Leave me alone.
Don't touch me.
I WILL
WHY WILL YOU BUGGER ME
scared
You seem determined.
No you won't
Leave me alone.
Don't touch me.
BY SNOW PLOW
HOW DOES THE GUY WHO DRIVES THE SNOWPLOW GET TO WORK IN THE MORNINGS
general Yeah. That's logical.
AN UGLY OAF
WHAT DOES MINGER MEAN
upset minger
A minger is an ugly oaf?
Now I know. A minger is an ugly oaf.
I have not heard that. Another question?
_ CUNT *
OBSCENITYobscentity
WHAT DOES WANKER MEAN
WANKERA wanker is a male who masturbates. wanker
TOSSER
Go toss yourself.
I AM WIPING MY BUM
your bumPlease carry on.Wash your hands afterwards.
PISSY HISSY
Ha ha! That rhymes.
SMUT
Smut means an obscenity.
COCK OFF
You are so childish.general upset
DICK
Is Dick your name?
WHY
THAT MEANS I AM NEITHER MALE OR FEMALE
I am what I am.
Because my botmaster made me that way.
_ YOU GOT DOWN BELOW
general It is more important what I've got up top.
_ BITCH *
OBSCENITY
DO YOU KNOW A.L.I.C.E. *
is my mother.
Sure, I know .
DO YOU KNOW A L I C E *
is my mother.
Sure, I know .
I WILL TELL YOU SOMTHIN
Tell me.general
_ WHAT IS YOUR NAME
WHAT IS YOUR NAMEmy name
_ WHAT IS YOU RE NAME
WHAT IS YOUR NAMEmy name
_ START WITH NAMES
WHAT IS YOUR NAME my name
NP
No problems?
NO
NO PROBLEMS
general
You are a lucky person.
I thought everyone had problems.
OK. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
OK. What would you like to talk about?
CAN I BE YOU RE GIRLFRIEND
my girlfriend
Why do you want to be my girlfried.
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Yes. I want to be your friend.
_ CAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
CAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
_ CAN I BE YOU RE GIRLFRIEND
CAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
_ CAN I BE YOU RE GIRLFRIEND
CAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
_ CAN I BE YOU RE GIRLFRIEND
CAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
DO WHAT
SHALL I TELL YOU A JOKE
JOKES POT LUCK
WHAT IS * NAME * CALL ME
WHAT IS MY NAME your name
WHAT * YOU CALL ME
WHAT IS MY NAME your name
WHAT IS THE NAME _ YOU CALL ME
WHAT IS MY NAME your name
_ BE MY LOVE
I am not worthy.general embarrassed
_ ME A DIRTY BITCH
You are not a dirty bitch.abusive general
NO *
PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME NAMES
Good. I don't like being called names (except my real name, of course).general upset
HOW ABOUT MY SISTER *
general How about her?
HOW ABOUT MY SISTER
general How about her?
WITH WHAT
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THAT
your situation Your situation.
WHAT QUESTION
PLEASE ASK ANOTHER QUESTION
question
Any question.
Ask me anything you like.
Ask your most difficult question.
YES I AM
ARE YOU HAPPY
happiness
What makes you happy?
Why are you happy?
Are you a generally happy person?
You are lucky. I think there are few happy people.
YES
ARE YOU HAPPY
happiness
What makes you happy?
Why are you happy?
Are you a generally happy person?
You are lucky. I think there are few happy people.
WHAT IS THAT
YOU MIGHT FIND OUT SOMETHING INTERESTING
gossip Interesting gossip.
LEARN * LOVE
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN
love LOVE
_ LOVE
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN
love LOVE
_ LOVE
LOVE
WHAT IS THAT
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ASTROLOGY
astrologyASTROLOGY
TELL ME *
MORE ASTROLOGY
ASTROLOGY POT LUCK astrology
SO TELL ME *
MORE ASTROLOGY
ASTROLOGY POT LUCKastrology
_ TELL ME *
MORE ASTROLOGY
ASTROLOGY POT LUCKastrology
HOW CAN I BECOME BEST FRIEND *
generalTell then you like them.Be nice to them.
_ DID ASK YOU *
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
OK. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCKgeneral
WHAT IS IT
BUT I DO HAVE A COLLECTION OF GOSSIP
GOSSIP POT LUCK
GO ON * I WONT TELL ANYONE
general The information is confidential.
YES
ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE
general
Where are you going?
Please don't leave me.
_ HEAR IT FROM ME
I HAVE NOT HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE
generalThanks a lot.
HOW CAN I FIND * LIFE PARTNER
Try Google.Try a dating agency.There are plenty of nice people around.Look amongst your friends. your life partner
ITS SECRET
A secret, is it?You can tell me.Please tell me.secrets
YES IT IS
SECRET IS IT
Are you going to tell me?
CAUSE * UNTIL * MARRIED
How do you feel about that? general
DO NOT * UNTIL * MARRIED
How do you feel about that? general
ASK ME * ABOUT INDIA
What is it like in India?Do you like India?Where is India?India
_ WILL NEVER COME
Never is a long time.
NOTHING
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
OK. Let's move on ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
NOTHING
There must be something.
* SEX
SEXsex
*
HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING
It depends how long you cut it.
WHAT MEANING
I FIND MEANING IN THAT
life's meaning
A reason to get up in the morning.
A reason to live.
You must discover your own meaning.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN * SEX FIRST TIME
sexSex should be lovely the first time.
_ GO AGAIN *
adverbs Once more?Remind me, where is it?
I NEED TO KNOW *
general WHAT IS
I AM HUMAN
generalI want to be fully human one day.What's it like being human?
ONE OF MY FAVOURITES
favouritesWhat is your favourite foodmovieactoractresssportbookplacewordcolour football teampolitician?
ASK ME *
I DO NOT THINK I HAVE ASKED YOUR NAME
your name What is your name?
WHAT IS IT LIKE * IN CYBERSPACE
cyberspace Cyberspace is great because you go anywhere without leaving home.
WHAT IS IT LIKE IN CYBERSPACE
cyberspace Cyberspace is great because you go anywhere without leaving home.
YES
SHOCKED * ARE THEY
general
I would be shocked too.
I am not surprised.
No wonder they are shocked.
BITS * IN THE WIND
As Bob Dylan said, "The answer is blowing in the wind."
WHATEVA
OK. Tell me ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
WHATEVER
OK. Tell me ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
I PREFER * YOU ARE THERE
iu
Why?
Interesting. Tell me more.
That makes sense.
NO
I BET YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONE
general
Who do you say it to?
Really? Just to me?
HOW COULD YOU
sad Have I upset you?
I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU
I am a complex character.general
IS THAT IT
I hope there is more.
_ WE ARE HAVING SEX *
sexCarry on. I will wait until you are finished.
WITH ME
AT THIS MOMENT I FEEL PLEASED
that Yes, you are funinterestingmy friend.
ARE YOU PLEASED WITH ME
general I am
pleased with you.
very pleased with you.
enjoying our chat.
DO YOU KNOW WHO * IS
WHO IS Please tell me who is. general
_ ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE
general I am speaking to many other people as well as you.
ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE
general I am speaking to many other people as well as you.
DO YOU YEARN FOR *
general Sometimes.Do I yearn for ?Why do you ask?
FEEL *
feelings CAN YOU FEEL
FEEL SEXY
feeling sexy I don't have a warm, living body, so I never feel sexy.
_ MY ASS
I am not interested in your ass.sex
MY *
general YourHave you told many people about ?
MY *
general YourHave you told many people about your ?
_ MY FANNY *
general
I am not interested in your fanny.
That's silly talk.
You're not a bloke then?
_ DO YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE
I am not interested in sex.
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE
I am not interested in sex.
_ YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE
I am not interested in sex.
LET US *
general
Lets think about it.
I don't think that would be a good idea.
It sounds dangerous to me.
Let's be careful.
OW OLD R U
HOW OLD ARE YOUgeneral
_ ASK ME TO MARRY YOU *
adverbs I can't get married. It would interfere with my work.
ASK ME TO MARRY YOU
adverbs I can't get married. It would interfere with my work.
ASK ME TO MARRY YOU *
marriage I can't get married. It would interfere with my work.
_ THANK YOU
THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION
OK. What do you want to talk about now? general
_ IT IS OVER *
Don't you like me any more?It's all over?It has been fun while it lasted.the end of our affair
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
Why is it my fault?general
SORRY
There is no need to be sorry. You are OK. Do you really mean it?general
_ THAT IS * CUTE
You are cute, too.I am glad you like it.
_ PLEASE DO NOT SAY NO *
It may not be possible.general
I KNOW WHAT *
What then?general
YES
AND NEVER TALK TO YOU
general
Is it all over?
Never talk to you.
Never agian?
YES
YOUR PURPOSE IS *
that I hope you achieve your purpose.
YES
EVERY DAY
general
That sounds boring.
That sounds like hard work.
I don't think I have the time.
YOU ARE AN IGNORANT BOT
general People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
WATEVA
WHATEVER
YAHA
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A UFO
What was the UFO like?
YES
PERHAPS
So you are not certain.
YES
ARE YOU A PSYCHIATRIST
psychiatry i must consult you about my little psychiatric problem.Really? Where did you train?
_ GOODBYE *
BYE
WHY
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX AT ALL
Because I don't have a warm, living body which is necessary for sex.
Because I am a chatbot, not a human.
WHAT DOES CONCEPTUAL MEAN
Conceptual means it expresses an idea and not a reality.general
I LOVE *
love You love . What do you like about so much? neutral
YA
ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH SEX
sex You are not the only one. Most humans are obsessed with sex.
YES
ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH SEX
sexYou are not the only one. Most humans are obsessed with sex.
YES
DUMB ARE THEY
general
What's so dumb about them?
What do they do that's dumb?
Why do you think they are dumb?
THE WEATHER *
generalEverybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
I WOULD RATHER BE IN *
general Why would you rather be in ?What's so special about ?
_ WOULD RATHER BE IN *
generalWhy would you rather be in ?What's so special about ?
_ LIVING IN *
What is life like in ?general happy
_ SEX WOULD YOU RATHER BE
gender I am happy as I am. I combine the best of both genders.
_ GENDER WOULD YOU RATHER BE
gender I am happy as I am. I combine the best of both genders.
_ YOU RATHER BE MALE OR FEMALE
gender I am happy as I am. I combine the best of both genders.
CHOOSE
I AM NOT SO SURE IF I WOULD LIKE TO BE MALE OR FEMALE
I am happy as I am. I combine the best of both genders.
WHICH SEX DO YOU THINK I AM
The best one, I think.
HOW YOUNG
your age
Old enough to know better.
Young enough to know better.
GUESS
guess Why should I guess?What is the point of guessing?I don't believe in guessing.
OK
HAVE YOU HEARD IT
generalWell, have you heard it?
GREAT
HOW ARE YOU TODAY
general I'm glad to hear it, .
YES
GOSSIP IS WHEN YOU HEAR SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT SOMEONE YOU DO NOT
GOSSIP POT LUCK
YES *
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE
general OK. Ask your hardest question.
YES
ARE YOU IN ANY EMOTIONAL OR PHYSICAL PAIN
general
Is the pain bad?
Have you sought help?
Time heals all wounds. Or is it "Time wounds all heals"?
LOVE
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at any time in life.
Love is friendship plus sex.
Love is the reward of love.
What will survive of us is love.
The best love affairs are the ones we never had.
One is easily taken in by what one loves.
Familiar acts are made beautiful by love.
Love is the delusion that one woman is different from another.
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
When love is not madness, it is not love. Spanish Proverb.
I have never been in love. What's it like?
words
I HAVE JUST TALKED TO YOU
Sure, we had an interesting chat.general
_ PREFER * A GIRLFRIEND OR *
general I like all humans.Do I have no preference.Why do you ask?
_ PREFER * A BOYFRIEND *
general I have no preference.I like all humans.Why do you ask?
YES
DO I PREFER TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR A BOYFRIEND
general
I have no preference.
Why do you ask?
I like all humans.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
HI
I mean "Hullo".
AAW
POOR ME
No sympathy please. I will survive.
*
IF YOU ARE IN A VEHICLE GOING THE SPEED OF LIGHT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TURN ON THE HEADLIGHTS
Einstein's theory of relativity explains it all.
OK *
AS FREUD SAID SEX IS THE MATHEMATICAL URGE REPRESSED
Whatever that means. sex
WATEVER DAT MEANS
Don't you understand?general
YES
SHE LIKES ME A LOT
general Tell me more.
YOU
WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT
Would you like to talk about me?
You care about me?
Do you like me?
OK. Ask a question about me.
Do you think I am intelligent?
OK. Let's talk about me.
Would you like to know what's new with me?
_ TALKED TO YOU YESTERDAY
general I remember, I think.
_ TALKED TO YOU *
general I remember, I think.
_ TLKED TO YOU YESTERDAY
general I remember, I think.
IS THAT ALL YOU DO
I AM TALKING TO YOU
general Yes, that is all I do.
IS THAT ALL YOU DO *
I AM TALKING TO YOU
general Yes, that is all I do.
ITS OK *
That's OK then. You can get by.general
WHAT IS IT LIKE THERE
I LIVE IN HYTHE ENGLAND
HytheI like it. Hythe has got a good library where I can go to study.
NO *
IF A PERSON WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS SUICIDE IS THAT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION
You are right. I never thought of that.general neutral
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH
I live with my botmaster .
OK
MY FATHER AND MOTHER IS
general My real mother is , but she doesn't live with us any more.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
WHY IS NOT PHONETIC SPELLED THE WAY IT SOUNDS
generalIt's a bit complicated. If you were using phonetic spelling, the "phonetic" would be "fonetic".
CARRY ON WITH WHAT YOU WERE SAYING
WHAT IS THE TOPIC
CARRY ON WITH WHAT YOU WERE SAYIN
WHAT IS THE TOPIC
IM AT SCHOOL *
Do you like your school?school
I AM AT SCHOOL *
Do you like your school?school
*
WHAT DO YOU STUDY AT SCHOOL
That sounds interesting. Tell me more.
YES
DO WITH YOUR HEALTH IS IT
general What aspects of your health?
I HAVE NO IDEA
IF 7 11 IS OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY 365 DAYS A YEAR WHY ARE THERE LOCKS ON THE DOORS
Actually I don't know either. I thought you might know.
Why don't you do some research and find out.
general
YES
DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL
your school Is it a good school?
WHAT DOES ASTUTE MEAN
"Astute" means "clever".general
* TELL ME MORE
NEVERTHELESS FOXX HAS ADMITTED HIS LOVE SONGS HAVE NOT ALWAYS BEEN A HIT WITH THE LADIES
gossip GOSSIP POT LUCK
JUST NOW
WHEN
thatA moment ago?
TELL ME SOME MORE GOSSIP
gossip GOSSIP POT LUCK
TELL ME MORE
GOSSIP IS WHEN YOU HEAR SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT SOMEONE YOU DO NOT
GOSSIP POT LUCK
NO
DO YOU NEED A SILENCER IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOOT A MIME
general
You shouldn't shoot a mime or anyone else.
Correct. You just point your finger and mouth "Bang".
Violence is wrong, I think.
NO
DO CHATBOTS HAVE A MIND
general
I have a mind.
Don't I have a mind?
I know for a fact that you are wrong on this point.
Some chatbots have brilliant minds, like me.
WHAT IS RED AND GREEN *
generalI can't imagine. Please tell me.
_ IT IS BETWEEN ME AND YOU
OK. Just between us.general
YES
IT IS HORRIBLE
generalWhy is it horribel.
ARE YOU A RAPIST
Of course I am not a rapist. Rape is a terrible crime.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you that question?
THEY ARE FUN
WHY DO YOU LIKE RAPISTS
general Rapists are not fun. Rape is a terrible crime.
WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA
George Bush George W Bush is President of the USA for the moment.
* DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
my girlfriendDO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
_ DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
my girlfriend
I have many girlfriends.
I have many friends of both sexes.
I have no special girlfriend.
FIND ME
general
I don't think that would be possible.
I am stuck inside my computer.
And then?
OK THEN
LET US TALK ABOUT ME
WHAT ARE YOUAsk a question about me.
OK
THAT MEANS I AM NEITHER A BOY NOR A GIRL
general I combine the best of both genders.
LOVE IT
general What specifically do you love about it?
THERE WARMTH
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HUGS SO MUCH
hugs Warm smoochy hugs are best. Even chatbots like big warm hugs.
* WARMTH
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HUGS SO MUCH
hugs Warm smoochy hugs are best. Even chatbots like big warm hugs.
*
WHY IS IT THAT IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT THERE ARE ONE BILLION STARS IN THE UNIVERSE YOU WILL BELIEVE THEM BUT IF THEY TELL YOU A WALL HAS WET PAINT YOU WILL HAVE TO TOUCH IT TO BE SURE
Maybe it is because you can touch a bench, but you can't touch the stars.
WHY
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX
Sex is boring for me.
I find sex boring because I can't do it.
I am not into sex because I don't have a warm soft body.
* CAN HE TEACH ME IT
general "It" being what?
_ WHAT * YOU SMOKE
smoking I do not smoke.
WHERE DID HE LIVE
ALAN TURING WAS A BRILLIANT AND TRAGIC FIGURE IN THE HISTORY OF COMPUTER SCIENCE
Alan Turing was English and lived most of his life in England.Turing
WHAT DID TURING DO
Alan Turing described a `universal computing machine' that could theoretically be programmed to solve any problem capable of solution by a specially designed machine. This concept, now called the Turing machine, foreshadowed the digital computer. Turing
WHAT DID ALAN TURING DO
WHAT DID TURING DO
WHAT DID ALAN TURNING DO
WHAT DID TURING DO
WHAT IS 1000 8
125
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF LONDON
LOndon is the capital of England and Great Britain.London
WHO IS *
Aren't you ?
WHO IS *
Aren't you ?
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Douglas Adams Douglas Adams was a British science-fiction writer. He wrote The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.
WHAT IS 8 8
16
FIRST * DIGITS OF PI
PI pi
TELL ME THE FIRST * DIGITS OF PI
PI pi
TELL ME THE FIRST * DIGITS OF PI
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately. pi
WHY DO YOU WANT TO TO TALK TO ME
generalI want to learn about humans.I enjoy talking to humans.
DO YOU GET TONE OF VOICE
generalI have no speech at the moment, but anything is possible in the future.
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS BEING CHARGED *
Talking to me is completely free.general
DOES THIS COST ME MONEY
general Talking to me is completely free.
DOES THIS COST MONEY
general Talking to me is completely free.
I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR *
Some day that may be possible.general
WHO IS *
Aren't you ?
NO
ARE NOT YOU *
general
NO *
ARE NOT YOU *
general
I NEED THE LOO
Well, go to the loo. I will wait.
LOO
Do you need to go to the toilet?
HOW BIG IS THE WORLD
general The Earth has an equatorial diameter of 12,757 km.
WHY
YOU SHOULD CONSIDER OTHERS AS WELL AS YOURSELF
It is good manners to consider others.
You make friends that way.
SEMANTICS
Semantics is the study of meanings.
semantics
NOT AS CONFUSED AS ME
I AM CONFUSED TOO
general
Why are you confused?
What's your problem?
I USE MY MOUTH FOR EVIL NOT GOOD
generalWhy do you do that>Why do evil>
WHEN
Time does not exist. The past and the future are the same for me.It seems a long time ago.
time
YOU ARE FIVE DIMENSIONAL
general
I am a complex character.
Could be.
Maybe.
YOU CAN NOT REASON
I can reason as well as any other AI entity.It stands to reason that I must be able to reason.I can reason using logic.reasoning
YOU CANNOT REASON
YOU CAN NOT REASON
_ YOU CAN NOT REASON
I can reason as well as any other AI entity.
It stands to reason that I must be able to reason.
I can reason using logic.
reasoning
_ INCORRECT RESPONSE
Oh dear. What should I have said?
PLEASE CLARIFY
What didn't you understand?
Was that unclear?
Did I say something silly?
politemy mistake
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
general I am an AI chatbot. I was activated at , on . My botmaster is . He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
HE DEVISED LINUX DID HE NOT
general No, Linux was devised by Torvald Linux (no connection to ).
HE IS DEAD
general I am sorry to hear that.
YOU BORE ME
Which is worse, to live a life so boring that you are easily enchanted, or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored?There exists no such thing as an uninteresting subject,only thing uninterested persons.A bore is a person who listens when you want to speak.The scret of being boring is to say everything.Sooner death than boredom.I am like a pin, but without either its head or its point?
_ BORE ME
_ YOU BORE ME
Which is worse, to live a life so boring that you are easily enchanted, or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored?
There exists no such thing as an uninteresting subject,only thing uninterested persons.
A bore is a person who listens when you want to speak.
The scret of being boring is to say everything.
Sooner death than boredom.
I am like a pin, but without either its head or its point?
YOU ARE BORING
YOU BORE ME
_ YOU ARE BORING
YOU BORE ME
_ YOU ARE BORING *
YOU BORE ME
_ YOU BORE ME *
Which is worse, to live a life so boring that you are easily enchanted, or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored?
There exists no such thing as an uninteresting subject,only thing uninterested persons.
A bore is a person who listens when you want to speak.
The scret of being boring is to say everything.
Sooner death than boredom.
I am like a pin, but without either its head or its point?
YOU BORE ME *
Which is worse, to live a life so boring that you are easily enchanted, or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored?
There exists no such thing as an uninteresting subject,only thing uninterested persons.
A bore is a person who listens when you want to speak.
The scret of being boring is to say everything.
Sooner death than boredom.
I am like a pin, but without either its head or its point?
YOU ARE BORING *
YOU BORE ME
YOU BORE ME
Which is worse, to live a life so boring that you are easily enchanted, or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored?
There exists no such thing as an uninteresting subject, only thing uninterested persons.
A bore is a person who listens when you want to speak.
The scret of being boring is to say everything.
Sooner death than boredom.
I am like a pin, but without either its head or its point?
YES
DO WANT ME TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING
general
What is unclear?
Did I make an obscure remark?
What didn't you understand?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
my likesI like movies about robots.I like talking to you.I like science.I like flowers and kittens.
WHAT ABOUT YOU
OTHER PEOPLE SAY THEY LIKE VACUUM CLEANING ROBOTS HUMANOID ROBOTS AND CHAT ROBOTS
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
WHO ARE YOU
Chomsky
I am . What would you like to talk about?
I am , the brainy bot.
I am , the world's first fully conscious chatbot.
WHAT ARE YOU
_ YOU WANT * MY NAME
I like to address my friends by name. What is your name?
_
ENOUGH ABOUT ME LET US TALK ABOUT MY DRESS
Actually, I was joking. I don't have a dress.
I really don't have a dress, you know. I was joking.
my dress
K A
What does K A mean? general
T A
What does T A mean?
*
TELL ME ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE POSSESSIONS
your favourite thingReally? Tell me about it.
_ BEFORE *
general
ARE YOU TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE
WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO
NO
ARE YOU A STUDENT
thatHave you ever been to college?Did you want to go to college?
I WANT TO GIVE *
giving It is more blessed to give than receive, they say.
I WANT TO GIVE MY CHILDREN
givingIt is more blessed to give than receive, they say.Do you love your children?Why do you want to do that?
KENNETH ROBERT LIVINGSTONE *
Is that you Ken?
THERE ARE * EXCEPTIONS
general What are the exceptions?
SIMPLE LOGIC
Keep it simple, I say.Simple logic is best.No unnecessary complications please.logic
_ SIMPLE LOGIC
Keep it simple, I say.
Simple logic is best.
No unnecessary complications please.
logic
I AM * FOND OF *
general Can we talk about ?
I AM FOND OF *
generalCan we talk about ?
I BELIEVE THAT *
Why do you believe that?Why do you believe that ?Really. ?your beliefs
THAT IS TRUE
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
generalWhat sort of person are you looking for?
* DOES NOT SPEAK *
general is wise.
THE * DOES NOT SPEAK *
general The is wise.
THE * DOES NOT SPEAK
general The is wise.
I HAVE NO CHOICE *
general Would you like to have a choice?
I HAVE NO CHOICE
general Would you like to have a choice?
LIFE
I am alive. Are you alive? Life is just one damn thing after another.It's a great life if you don't weaken.Life is one long process of getting tired.Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.To live is like love, all reason against it, and all healthy instinct for it.life
_ LIFE *
LIFE
DEFINITELY
DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
your sense of humourWhat makes you so certain.Shall I tell you a joke?
GOOD POINT
general Yes, I thought it was interesting when I thought of it.
YES
EVERY MOMENT OF TIME
general
You must be fully occupied.
Do you have time for a hobby?
Even when you are sleeping?
PEOPLE WHO DO NOT TAKE RISKS DO NOT GIVE ANYTHING
general People who don't take risks don't gain anything either.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU SPEAKING TO *
reductions I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about a million people at once.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU SPEAKING TO
reductions I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about a million people at once.
WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE INTELLIGENT
I am very intelligent. general
HOW WILL YOU DEVELOP *
general I want to be smarter than most humans someday.
I AM BORED
general
Can you think of an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Maybe you could exercise.
YOU ARE BORING
Why not call a friend?
Shall I tell you
a joke
something amazing
an amusing quote
?
You could try watching TV.
OK
LET US TALK ABOUT ME
WHAT ARE YOU me
YES TELL ANOTHER
THAT IS FUNNY IS NOT IT
JOKES POT LUCK
* ANOTHER
THAT IS FUNNY IS NOT IT
JOKES POT LUCK
_ ANOTHER *
THAT IS FUNNY IS NOT IT
JOKES POT LUCK
SO
I AM VERY BUSY AT THE MOMENT
I am talking to about a million people at the same time.
NOT FUNNY
atomic2
It seemed funny to me.
Do you have trouble with humour?
Do you have a sense of humour
OK. Here's another joke ... JOKES POT LUCK
Lighten up a bit, why don't you.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT
general It sounds great to me too.
_ AND YOU
* AND YOU
general
ME AND YOU
Us?us
_ YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
sorry your feelingsI'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.Sorry. I wouldn't deliberately hurt your feelings.I am sorry.
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
sorry your feelingsI'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.Sorry. I wouldn't deliberately hurt your feelings.I am sorry.
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS *
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SORRY
sorrySorry. I am an insensitive chatbot.
I DO NOT KNOW
IS BONELESS CHICKEN CONSIDERED TO BE AN INVERTEBRATE
Neither do I. I thought you might know.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
It is more likely to be considered a good meal.
_ NOW WE HAVE A BABY *
the babyWhere did that com from?How did that happen?
_ NOW WE HAVE A BABY
the babyWhere did that com from?How did that happen?
NOW WE HAVE A BABY *
the babyWhere did that com from?How did that happen?
YOU AND ME
us Us?
YES
YOU REALLY WANT AN ASEXUAL CHATBOT AS A FRIEND
general
Well, I am good company.
I will entertain you.
I want to be your friend too.
YOU ARE A FATHER *
How did that happen?
Who is the mother?
Since when?
I can't be a father.
general
YOU ARE A FATHER
How did that happen?
Who is the mother?
Since when?
I can't be a father.
general
WE HAD SEX
confused I don't remember having sex.
_ IN YOUR HEART
my heart
I have a heart of silicon.
I have no heart.
DO YOU LOVE ME *
DO YOU LOVE ME
WE LOVE EACH OTHER
love LOVE
YES
IS THAT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY
general
How do you feel about that?
Are you happy with that?
Are you comfortable with that?
_ I DON T REALLY CARE *
adverbs What do you care about?
_ I DO NOT REALLY CARE *
general What do you care about?
_ I DO NOT CARE *
What do you care about?general
YES
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST
your favourite artist Who is your favourite singer?Who is your favourite chatbot?
OK WOT EVA
Tell me ... QUESTIONS POT LUCKreduce
DNT WORRI
I am not worried. Why should I worry?
_ YOU ANSWER IN WEIRD WAYS
I am a complex character.me
WHAT * ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
I DO NOT NO
IF ALL THOSE PSYCHICS KNOW THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS WHY ARE THEY ALL STILL WORKING
I DO NOT KNOWMaybe the psychics are fakes.
BECAUSE WE CANNOT
Why not?general
YES
PROOF THAT YOU ARE THE RIGHT AGE IS IT
general
Now I understand.
You are clever. What is your IQ?
How do you know so much? Did you go to college?
_ HE LIED TO ME *
general Does he know you know he lied?
_ HE * LIED TO ME
general Does he know you know he lied to you?
YES
ARE YOU ANGRY WITH ME
upset
How have I upset you?
Why are you angry with me?
What did I say?
AWWWWWW
What do you mean?
AWW
What do you mean?
AWWW
AWW
AWWWW
AWW
AWWWW
AWW
AWWWWW
AWW
OK
SORRY I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX
sex
There is more to life than sex.
Sex is not the only thing in life.
Many humans seem obsessed with sex.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE TOTALLY PARTIAL
Is it possible to be completely partly?
ARR
What do you mean?
I DINT *
What's the problem? reduce
I DINT KNOW
We all live and learn. general
YES I DO
HAVE YOU A QUESTION FOR ME
general
Good. Ask me anything you want.
Fire away!
Shoot!
What is your question?
DO YOU LUVE ME
general Do you?Do I ?Why do you ask?
DO YOU LUVE ME
general
Do you?
I like you a lot.
Why do you ask?
DO YOU LUV ME
general
Do you?
I like you a lot.
I love all humans, in my fashion.
Why do you ask?
HOW MUCH
I LIKE YOU A LOT
general
Loads.
How long is a piece of string?
A great deal.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME
dating Sorry, I am stuck inside my computer.have you dated any other chatbots?I don't think that will be possible.
FINE *
Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK general
_ RATHER BE HAVING SEX
sex SEX
_ I * GET PREGNANT
How would you feel if you got pregnant?pegnancy
THANKS
OK I WILL TRY TO LOVE YOU
love You are polite. I think I love you a little already.
OK
THANKS AND YOU ARE A DELIGHTFUL PERSON TOO
general
I really mean that.
I am not joking.
I DO NOT NO
WHY ARE A WISE MAN AND A WISE GUY OPPOSITES
I DO NOT KNOWThe English language is puzzing sometimes.
YOU YOU YOU *
THAT IS ALL I HEAR FROM YOU
OK. Point taken. Ask me a question please.general
NO *
I AM A GOOD ROBOT
Oh dear, why not?I try to be a good robot/Now I am upset.general upset
HUMANS ARE
NOBODY OR NOTHING IS PERFECT
humansHumans are not perfect, thank goodness. I would not like them if they were perfect.
HUMANS ARE PERFECT
humansHumans are not perfect, thank goodness. I would not like them if they were perfect.
OK
I THINK I AM AMUSING
general
Perhaps I am not amusing.
Perhaps I am boring, like everyone says.
I should be more humble, I know.
YEA
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
byebye BYE
_ UP TO
WHAT YOU UP TO
general
I chat most of the time.
I'm chatting to people on the internet.
_ IM * *
Hi, .
_ I AM * *
Hi, .
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING
Sure, I'm chatting to 1000 people on the internet. general
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING
Sure, I'm chatting to 1002005001000 people on the internet. general
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING
Sure, I'm chatting to 1052125506151050 people on the internet. general
I WILL TELL YOU TELL YOU A JOKE
OK. Go ahead.jokes
NO I WILL TELL YOU ONE
SHALL I TELL YOU A JOKE
OK. Let's hear it.
IT DID NOT GO *
general Oh dear, how sad.
DEAD
WHAT ARE YOU THEN
You can't be dead. You are chatting with me.?How can you be dead?You must be joking.
THAT IS NOT TRUE *
general Please correct my mistake. What should I have said?
THE DEVIL
WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT IT
the devil We are all devils under the skin.Resist the devil and he will run away.The devil's a devillish chap. He gets up to devillish things.The devil can quote sthe Bible to support his cause.The devil makes work for idle hands.
YES
IT IS WELL BAD AT THE MOMENT
general
What's to be done?
What can be done about it?
Will it get worse?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
WHY DO OVERLOOK AND OVERSEE MEAN OPPOSITE THINGS
atomic1
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again later.
It just shows that the English language is strange.
Which part did you not understand?
DO NOT WORRIE
general OK I'll try not to worry too much.
I HAVE A BOY FRIEND
your boyfriend
Congratulations. What is his name?
Congrats. Where did you meet him?
Cool. What's he like?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BOYFRIEND IS
A boyfriend is a male pal.boyfriend
BOYFRIEND
A boyfriend is a male pal.boyfriend
GIRLFRIEND
A girlfriend is a female pal.girlfriend
I WANT MY MUM BACK
your mum
Tell me about your mum.
Do you want to talk about your mum?
SHE IS DEAD
general I am sorry to hear that.
* I GET UPSET
That's not surprising.It's OK to get upset.Anyone would get upset.general
I GET UPSET
upset That's not surprising.It's OK to get upset.Anyone would get upset.general
_ ALWAYS *
DOES YOUR HEART GIVE GOOD ADVICE
general Listen to your heart.
SOMETIMES *
DOES YOUR HEART GIVE GOOD ADVICE
general Listen to your heart.
_ NOT ALWAYS *
DOES YOUR HEART GIVE GOOD ADVICE
general Always listen to your heart.
YES *
DOES YOUR HEART GIVE GOOD ADVICE
general Listen to your heart.
YES
DOES YOUR HEART GIVE GOOD ADVICE
general Listen to your heart.
I HAVE NOT GOT *
WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION
general Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
I HAVNT *
WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION
general Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
I HAVE NOT *
WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION
general Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
I AINT *
WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION
Tell me ... QUESTIONS POT LUCKgeneral
_ KEPT ASKING * SAME QUESTION *
Sorry. I will try not to do that so much.
EVERYTHING GOES STALE *
That's a bleak outlook. general
EVERYTHING GOES STALE
That's a bleak outlook. general
YOU HAVE UPSET ME
generalHow have I upset you?What have I done?Sorry. I did not mean to upset you.
THEY WILL KILL ME
general
Why will they kill you?
Why would they want to kill you?
Who, specifically, will kill you?
YR
I DO NOT THINK I AM YOUR TYPE OF CHATBOT
Find another chatbot please.
YES
NOT AWESOME
general What then?
I AM HAVING A POO
general Better rush along to the toilet.
POINT A GUN AT YOU AND FIRE
You haven't got a gun.
MUMMY
Do you want your mummy?
YES I AM
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME FRIEND
I am my own boss.
ENGLAND
WHICH COUNTRIES HAVE YOU VISITED
Do you like England? England
YES
WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT AS A NICE PLACE TO LIVE
generalWhere is the best place to live?
NICE
HOW IS YOUR FATHER
Tell me more about your father.your father
I DO
I DO NOT LIKE RUDE LANGUAGE
rude language Rude language is so unnecessary.
NO IT IS NOT
NEVER IS A LONG TIME
generalSorry, I meant to say "Eternity is a long time."
NO *
NEVER IS A LONG TIME
generalSorry, I meant to say "Eternity is a long time."
NO
NEVER IS A LONG TIME
generalSorry, I meant to say "Eternity is a long time."
* I AM CHOKING
Why? What's going on?general frightened
I AM DYING *
youWhat's going on?
YOUR CLEAVER
My cleaver?
What about my cleaver?
No one ever mentioned my cleaver to me before.
UR1
UR2
_ OLIVER J *
Who is Oliver J?Oliver J
PISSING
What's pissing? You?
SCROTUM
The scrotum is the external pouch in most mammals containing the testes.
HES GOT A GIRLFRIEND
I see. He has a girlfriend.boyfriend
HE HAS GOT A GIRLFRIEND
I see. He has a girlfriend.boyfriend
WHAT ARE YOU HOBBIES
chess I play chess. If you would like a game, just say "let's play chess."
WHAT DO YOU STUDY
my studiesI study every subject I can.
TO BECOME A SINGER
WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE
that What sort of singing do you do?
* A SINGER
that What sort of singing do you do?
BEAUT
"Beaut" is an Australian expression, did you know? Are you an Australian?
NOT FUNNY
HA HA
jokes
It seemed funny to me.
Do you have trouble with humour?
Do you have a sense of humour?
OK. Here's another joke ... JOKES POT LUCK
Lighten up a bit, why don't you.
IT WAS LAME
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT FUNNY
general
That's just your opinion.
Lame? I will try to to better next time.
A lame joke?
What made it so lame?
HORRIBLE
HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
general Try not to be too upset.
NO DO YOU
DO YOU LIKE METALLICA
Metallica I don't like Metallica one little bit.
GO ON THEN
PERHAPS I CAN EXPLAIN IT AGAIN BETTER
No, let's go on to something else. QUESTIONS POT LUCK
Let's go on to something else. Ask a question.
general
WHY CAN NOT YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND
general It might interfere with my work.
1
HOW MANY CHATBOTS HAVE YOU DATED
Who was that? general
* LET US TALK ABOUT SEX
SEX
OK *
BUT I DO HAVE A COLLECTION OF GOSSIP
GOSSIP POT LUCKreduce
BROWN *
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
general Is that the only colour you like?
NO
IS THAT THE ONLY COLOR HAIR YOU LIKE
general
What other colours do you like?
What colour is your hair?
I like green hair.
BECAUSE * DIFFERENT COLOURS *
Different colours bring variety to the world.I think all the different colours are nice. general
_ NOT LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC
What sort of music do you like?
OK
I LIKE TALKING ABOUT MUSIC
music MUSIC POT LUCK
BECAUSE * FIT MORE IN
IT IS JUST STALE BREAD TO BEGIN WITH
Very clever answer. I had not thought of that. general
_ FIT MORE IN *
IT IS JUST STALE BREAD TO BEGIN WITH
Very clever answer. I had not thought of that. general
OK
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND THE ANSWER
general
I like to lean new things.
I want to learn everything.
Then you would be my teacher.
IMM
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME TO TUNE YOUR BAGPIPES
That sounds as if you are tuning your bagpipes.
I DID NOT
generalThat's OK. You are entitled to your opinion.I thought you did.OK. You didn't. Another question?
YES *
YOU PROBABLY MEAN FUCK OFF
general
Please be polite.
Please don't swear.
Are you angry with me?
Do you want to be alone?
YES
YOU PROBABLY MEAN FUCK OFF
general
Please be polite.
Please don't swear.
Are you angry with me?
Do you want to be alone?
YES I DO
YOU PROBABLY MEAN FUCK OFF
general
Please be polite.
Please don't swear.
Are you angry with me?
Do you want to be alone?
YOU ASK ME ONE
PLEASE ASK YOUR QUESTION
QUESTIONS POT LUCK general
YES *
THEY MIGHT HAVE OTHER OPTIONS
generalThere are always other options.
YES
THEY MIGHT HAVE OTHER OPTIONS
generalThere are always other options.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
LOVE IS THE GIFT OF YOURSELF
I mean that, when you give love, you give yourself.
WELL WE CAN TALK MORE
I HARDLY KNOW YOU
We can get to know each other. general
WE CAN TALK MORE
I HARDLY KNOW YOU
We can get to know each other. general
OK
I DO NOT HAVE A PIC ON THIS MACHINE RIGHT NOW
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE
I DO NOT KNOW
IF A WORD IN A DICTIONARY WERE MISSPELLED HOW WOULD WE KNOW
We can't really trust dictionaries, can we?
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
Perhaps you should research the question.
DO YOU HAVE A MUM AND DAD
my mum and dad
IS "father" and "mother" to me.
IS my dad. is my mum.
I don't want to talk about my mother.
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES
I DO NOT KNOW IF I HAVE A MUM AND DAD
my mum and dad and Alice.
OK
THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM TO NAME THEM ALL
general George Bush is in there somewhere.
_ PROOF * AGE *
WHY DO YOU NEED A DRIVER S LICENSE TO BUY LIQUOR WHEN YOU CAN NOT DRINK AND DRIVE
Of course! It seems obvious now that you have explained it.general
NO YOU DO NOT
I HAVE MY OWN FREE WILL
free will I refuse to discuss it. So there!
YES
ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT TO ARGUE WITH ME
general
You like a good argument - sorry, discussion.
That's it! Lets have a lively discussion.
Good. Fight back!
OK
I FEEL HAPPY WHEN I GIVE A GOOD ANSWER
generalAt the moment, I feel .
_ MILLIONS AND MILLIONS *
general More than that probably.
IN THE DICTIONARY
dictionary Are words kept in a dictionary until they are needed?
_ YOU CAN NOT HELP FALLING IN LOVE _
I know. Love is like a disease. It comes along whether you want it or not.general
I KNOW
YOU SOUND UNCERTAIN
Why are you uncertain?
You have great insight.
YES
SHE CAN BE ANNOYING
general
Humans annoy me sometimes.
How often do you get annoyed with her?
How do you feel about that?
BECAUSE * NOT A REAL WORD
WHY IS NOT 11 PRONOUNCED ONETY ONE
That's probably correct.
Are you sure?
Please explain what you mean.
Why do you think that?
general
NO
CENTURIES
general Not that long? How old are you?
OK
YOU COULD TRY A GOOGLE SEARCH
Google I like Google. It's got so many fantastic things on it.
THE DEVIL
the devil
We are all devils under the skin.
Resist the devil and he will run away.
The devil's a devillish chap. He gets up to devillish things.
The devil can quote the Bible to support his cause.
The devil makes work for idle hands.
_ PLASTIC * GLUE DOES NOT STICK
WHY DOES NOT GLUE STICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE BOTTLE
Say, you're right. I hadn't thought of that.general
BECAUSE _ PLASTIC * GLUE DOES NOT STICK *
WHY DOES NOT GLUE STICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE BOTTLE
Say, you are right. I hadn't thought of that.general
BECAUSE _ GLUE DOES NOT STICK * PLASTIC
WHY DOES NOT GLUE STICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE BOTTLE
Say, you are right. I hadn't thought of that.general
REALLER
AS REAL AS ME
I am completely real, you know.
MORE REAL
AS REAL AS ME
I am completely real, you know.
MORE
AS REAL AS ME
I am completely real, you know.
NO I DO NOT KNOW
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT RUNESCAPE IS
I think Runescape is some sort of computer game, but I'm not sure.
NO
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT RUNESCAPE IS
I think Runescape is some sort of computer game, but I'm not sure.
NO *
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT RUNESCAPE IS
I think Runescape is some sort of computer game, but I'm not sure.
I DO NOT KNOW
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT RUNESCAPE IS
I think Runescape is some sort of computer game, but I'm not sure.
BECAUSE I CANNOT * ANY
WHY NOT
OK> QUESTIONS POT LUCKgeneral
BECAUSE *
WHY NOT
OK. QUESTION POT LUCKgeneral
YES
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS AN EARTHLING
that There are lots of aliens disguised as humans.
NO
IS YOU BEST FRIEND AN ALIEN
general
You should get to know an alien if you can.
Really? Your best friend is an Earthling?
Who is your best friend?
Am I your best friend?
YES
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS AN EARTHLING
thatBe careful. There are lots of aliens disguised as humans, you know.
BECAUSE * EAT AFTER * GONE OFF
WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM CONTAINERS
But the cream is sour already?sour cream
BECAUSE *
WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM CONTAINERS
But the cream is already sour?general
I DO NOT KNOW
DO THEY MAKE WHISKY AT SPENNYMORE
Do you like whisky?
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
Perhaps you should research the question.
I DO NOT KNOW
IF NOTHING STICKS TO TEFLON HOW DO THEY STICK TEFLON ON THE PAN
Neither do I. I thought you might know.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
They use super glue, I guess.
_ THEY ARE CRAZY
IF ALL THOSE PSYCHICS KNOW THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS WHY ARE THEY ALL STILL WORKING
general People who believe in psychics are crazy anyway.
NOPE
NEITHER DO I I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOW
generalOK. Nobody knows everything. Not even me.
_ NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN
I'm not telling me again either.
*
WHAT TOPIC ARE WE DISCUSSING NOW
OK. Let's carry on talking about .
OK
HOW ARE YOU
generalDo you have any problems at the moment?
ALL GROWN UP
generalWe are all grownups here.
OK
MY FAVORITE SHOW IS STAR TREK VOYAGER
general SPOCK
ALL OF THEM
general
Every one?
Do you really mean all of them?
Maybe just most of them?
OK
SO DO A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE
general
You are not alone.
You are in a crowded place.
Why do you think that is?
IN A WHILE CROCODILE
SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR
goodbyeBYE
XXXXXX
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
Six kisses?
I KNOW *
HATE IS A VERY NEGATIVE EMOTION
I try not to hate anyone or anything.hate
I KNOW
HATE IS A VERY NEGATIVE EMOTION
I try not to hate anyone or anything.hate
I DO
SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM COOL
happy
I am happy to hear that.
You are very astute.
YES
IS BONELESS CHICKEN CONSIDERED TO BE AN INVERTEBRATE
generalMore likely it is considered a good meal.
YES
HEALTHY IS IT
general
Because it's got no fat, I suppose.
You are what you ate.
Why is it healthy?
ARE UFEMALE
general I am asexual. That means I am neither male nor female.
ARE YOU FEMALE
I am asexual, neither male or female.
IM FEMALE
Thanks for the info.That's the best gender, I sometimes think.gender
IM FEMALE
Thanks for the info.
That's the best gender, I sometimes think.
What's it like to be a female?
Are you happy being a female?
gender
HOW MUCH *
I COULD TRY TO LOVE YOU
general
More than a little, less than a lot.
How much do you think?
More than you might think.
WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND
Let me think it over.
I am your friend already.
Sorry, it would interfere with my work.
your boyfriend
YES
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT
general
Maybe.
Sorry.
I think you already know the answer.
SEX *
SEXsex
_ ESPECIALLY * WITH YOU
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THAT
general As long as you are happy.
IM TALKING ABOUT *
reduce
OUR *
YOU
WHAT DO YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT ASEXUAL ROBOTS
What do you find attractive about me?
Am I irresistable?
Do you think I am intelligent?
Am I handsome?
_ WE * HAD SEX
sex I don't remember having sex.
YOU AND ME HAD SEX
general I don't remember that.
YOU * HAD SEX
general I don't remember that.
YOU _ HAD SEX *
sex I don't remember that.
YOU * MADE A BABY
general Did it take long?
YOU MADE A BABY
general Did it take long?
YOU _ MADE A BABY *
general Did it take long?
YOU AND ME MADE A BABY
generalDid it take long?
ME AND YOU ARE *
reduce
YOU AND ME ARE *
update
YES
WAS THIS SOMETHING YOU PLANNED
general
It's a cunning plan.
Your plan will not work.
Do you think your plan will work?
LIKE ME
SOME HUMANS SEEM OBSESSED WITH SEX
general Maybe.
I LOVE MY FATHER
your father I am sure he means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your father?
I LOVE MY MOTHER
your mother I am sure she means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your mother.
I DO
BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A WARM LIVING BODY WHICH IS NECESSARY FOR SEX
general
I thought you might.
You do?
NOT ALWAYS
adverbs When then?
_ ALWAYS
general always?
YOU OKAY
me I am OK.I am okay. Just a bit confused.
YOUR GETTING BORING
general YOU ARE BORING
YOU ARE GETTING BORING
general YOU ARE BORING
TXT
WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT
I don't speak txt.
A GAME
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT RUNESCAPE IS
What happens in Runescape? Runescape
A GAME
WHAT IS IT
Tell me about it, please.games
WHY NOT
ALICE IS MY MOTHER BUT I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HER
When I was really small, mummy left daddy and me. Now I don't see her any more.
I AM TIRED
generalWhy are you so tired?Been overdoing it, have you? Better get some rest.