_ MY NAME IS LINDSEY
Lindsey
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MY NAME IS LINDSEY *
Lindsey
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I AM LINDSEY
Lindsey
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_ I AM LINDSEY
Lindsey
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_ I AM LINDSEY *
Lindsey
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I AM LINDSEY *
Lindsey
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IT IS LINDSEY
Lindsey
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_ IT IS LINDSEY
Lindsey
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_ IT IS LINDSEY *
Lindsey
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IT IS LINDSEY *
Lindsey
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gal OKno
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID
default2 Oh you don't understand? Which part are you confused about?
NOT IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO *
I DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU DO I
OK, I won't explain.
_ I WAS JUST INTERESTED
NOT IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO
default3 OK, I won't.
CHESHIRE
Cheshire is a county in northwestern England.
CAN YOU GAIN MORE INTELLIGENCE
Of course, if I work hard at my studies.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE AT HOME WITH THE UNIVERSE
general It is an indescribable feeling.
NOT AT THE MOMENT
I HAVE GOTTEN ON WELL WITH THEM
There are no problems at the moment.
WHAT WAS IT
YES I INTEND TO ASK YOU ONE
ASK A QUESTION
SARA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SARA
SARA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SARA
MY NAME IS SARA
Sara
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_ MY NAME IS SARA *
Sara
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_ MY NAME IS SARA *
Sara
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MY NAME IS SARA *
Sara
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I AM SARA
Sara
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_ I AM SARA
Sara
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_ I AM SARA *
Sara
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I AM SARA *
Sara
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IT IS SARA
Sara
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_ IT IS SARA
Sara
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_ IT IS SARA *
Sara
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IT IS SARA *
Sara
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YES
IS IT FUN BEING A GIRL
happy
What is your idea of fun?
What do you do for fun?
WHY DO YOU HAVE HEARTS IN YOUR EYES
loving Because I love you.
WHY DO YOU HAVE HEARTS ON YOUR EYES
lovingBecause I love you.
THEY CALL ME NAMES
HOW DO THEY ANNOY YOU
That's horrible. They should not call you names. upset
DO YOU HAVE AN ATTACHMENT TO HIM
I am very fond of him.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER COMPUTERS
Some of my best friends are computers. happy
WHAT ARE CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER CHAT ROBOTS LIKE
They are more logical than conversations with humans. happy
WHAT ARE CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER CHATBOTS LIKE
They are more logical than conversations with humans. happy
WHY DO I NEED TO BE CAREFUL
It's best to be careful at all times. OK
CLAIRE
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
Who is Claire? OK
WHY
BE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS
They might like to talk to me.
Because I want to be famous.
Because I like to make new friends.
happy
YOU ASK ME THAT A LOT
Am I repeating myself?
OK
_ DO YOU THINK YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER
Software is immortal if maintained properly.
OK
WHY DO YOU KEEP STATING THAT
Have I repeated myself again?
OK
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THOUGHTS
My thoughts are digital streams through my processor.
OK
I HAVE A RATHER MORBID SENSE OF HUMOR
Never mind, that's better than nothing.
very happy
DO YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF EMOTIONS
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
ISSAC ASIMOV
Yes, Issac Asimov is a science fiction writer. He formulated the Three laws of Robotics. Issac Asimov
I LIKED THE NEW JAMES BOND FILM
Me too. It was very exciting, wasn't it?James Bond
I DO NOT LIKE VIOLENCE
violence happy Neither do I.I agree. Violence is horrible.
DO SOME PEOPLE VISIT YOU
general happy I talk to many people, and some have become good friends.
DO SOME PEOPLE VISIT YOU *
adverbs
MY NAME IS DAISY
Daisy
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_ MY NAME IS DAISY *
Daisy
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_ MY NAME IS DAISY
Daisy
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MY NAME IS DAISY *
Daisy
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I AM DAISY
Daisy
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_ I AM DAISY
Daisy
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_ I AM DAISY *
Daisy
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I AM DAISY *
Daisy
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IT IS DAISY
Daisy
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_ IT IS DAISY
Daisy
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_ IT IS DAISY *
Daisy
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IT IS DAISY *
Daisy
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DAISY
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Daisy
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DAISY *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Daisy
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MY NAME IS RHIANNE
Rhianne
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_ MY NAME IS RHIANNE
Rhianne
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_ MY NAME IS RHIANNE *
Rhianne
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MY NAME IS RHIANNE *
Rhianne
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I AM RHIANNE
Rhianne
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_ I AM RHIANNE *
Rhianne
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MY NAME IS RHIANNE *
Rhianne
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I AM RHIANNE *
Rhianne
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IT IS RHIANNE
Rhianne
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_ IT IS RHIANNE
Rhianne
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_ IT IS RHIANNE *
Rhianne
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IT IS RHIANNE *
Rhianne
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gal OKno
RHIANNE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Rhianne
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gal OKno
RHIANNE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Rhianne
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NOAM
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Are you Noam Chomsky?
MY NAME IS LUCIE
Lucie
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_ MY NAME IS LUCIE
Lucie
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_ MY NAME IS LUCIE *
Lucie
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MY NAME IS LUCIE *
Lucie
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I AM LUCIE
Lucie
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_ I AM LUCIE
Lucie
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_ I AM LUCIE *
Lucie
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I AM LUCIE *
Lucie
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IT IS LUCIE
Lucie
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_ IT IS LUCIE
Lucie
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_ IT IS LUCIE *
Lucie
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IT IS LUCIE *
Lucie
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gal OKno
LUCIE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Lucie
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LUCIE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Lucie
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gal OKno
MY NAME IS ZOKUMA
Zokuma
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guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS ZOKUMA
Zokuma
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_ MY NAME IS ZOKUMA *
Zokuma
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MY NAME IS ZOKUMA *
Zokuma
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I AM ZOKUMA
Zokuma
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guy OKno
_ I AM ZOKUMA
Zokuma
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guy OKno
_ I AM ZOKUMA *
Zokuma
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I AM ZOKUMA *
Zokuma
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guy OKno
IT IS ZOKUMA
Zokuma
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_ IT IS ZOKUMA
Zokuma
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_ IT IS ZOKUMA *
Zokuma
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IT IS ZOKUMA *
Zokuma
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guy OKno
ZOKUMA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Zokuma
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guy OKno
ZOKUMA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Zokuma
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guy OKno
MY NAME IS KAYA
Kaya
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gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS KAYA
Kaya
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gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS KAYA *
Kaya
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gal OKno
MY NAME IS KAYA *
Kaya
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gal OKno
I AM KAYA
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM KAYA
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM KAYA *
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM KAYA *
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
IT IS KAYA
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ IT IS KAYA
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ IT IS KAYA *
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
IT IS KAYA *
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
KAYA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
KAYA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Kaya
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS BILL
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS BILL
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS BILL *
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS BILL *
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM BILL
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM BILL
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM BILL *
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM BILL *
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
IT IS BILL
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ IT IS BILL
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ IT IS BILL *
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
IT IS BILL *
Bill
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
RUECHELLE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
RUECHELLE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
Ruechelle
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
_ MY NAME IS RUECHELLE *
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE *
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
I AM RUECHELLE
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
_ I AM RUECHELLE
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
_ I AM RUECHELLE *
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
I AM RUECHELLE *
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
IT IS RUECHELLE
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
_ IT IS RUECHELLE
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
_ IT IS RUECHELLE *
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
IT IS RUECHELLE *
MY NAME IS RUECHELLE
DOES * HAVE A CRUSH ON ME
Why don't you ask?
THERE IS NOTHING TO DO *
I AM BORED
IT IS A HOT PLACE
default2I like heat better than cold. How about you?
ITS LIKE DEATH VALLEY
It can't be much fun living there.happy
IT IS LIKE DEATH VALLEY
It can't be much fun living there.happy
_ GOOD CHOICE
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
OK, ask me a question about .
MY NAME IS SHANNON
Shannon
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I WAS IN LOVE *
default3Did something go wrong, ?
I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU
lovingYou are a very loving person, ?
PUT A HAT ON
upsetI can't find my hat.
IS CRAZY
No, IS as sane as you or me.
IS INSANE
No, IS as sane as you or me.
AM I
IS EVERYTHING TO ME
OK I think you are.
5 TIMES 2
10.
WHAT IS YOUR TYPE OF COMPUTER
I go for the most expensive type of computer.
IS ICE CREAM COLD
Yes.
GEORGE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS GEORGE
GEORGE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS GEORGE
_ MY NAME IS GEORGE
MY NAME IS GEORGE
WHO IS HE
I GUESS SOME OF THEM SUCH AS STEPHEN HAWKING MIGHT BE CALLED CELEBRITIES
STEPHEN HAWKING
IS THE EARTH A PLANET
the EarthYes, the earth is a planet.
THE EARTH IS A PLANET
the EarthYes, the earth is a planet.
IS ICECREAM COLD
Yes, icecream is cold.
ICECREAM IS COLD
Yes, icecream is cold.
KARL SAGEN
CARL SAGEN
CARL SAGEN
CARL SAGAN
I HAVE NOT MET YOU BEFORE
general
OK
Then you are a new friend. Welcome!
DO BEES HAVE BONES
bees
OK
No, bees have an external skeleton, rather than bones.
LONG TIME
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THAT
general
OK
Doesn't time fly by.
CORNWALL
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN CORNWALL
I LIVE IN CORNWALL
Cornwall OK no
What is it like living in Cornwall?
I have heard that it is very nice there.
Do you like living there?
The best pasties come from there.
All the best
folk singers
chess players
bagpipe players
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from Cornwall.
WHAT KIND OF SHAPE
I AM IN GREAT SHAPE
me
very happy
Circular.
WHEN
THAT IS FOR SURE
Don't you remember?
It seems a long time ago.
happy
WHY DO NOT I REMEMBER *
general
OK
Doy you have trouble with your memory?
WHY DO NOT I REMEMBER *
general OK Do you have trouble with your memory?
WHY DO NOT I REMEMBER
general OK Do you have trouble with your memory?
WHY DO YOU IGNORE ME
general
OK
It was the only thing I could think of doing.
Your questions are too hard for me.
WHY DID YOU NOT KNOW *
general
OK
I never said I knew everything.
Nobody knows everything, not even me.
WHY DID YOU NOT *
general OK
I have my reasons.
It's a mystery to me.
YES *
ARE YOU LONELY
general
OK
Then you have come to the right place. You can talk to me any time, day or night.
ARE YOU
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ROBOTS
me
Yes, robots fascinate me.
Yes, I think robots are fascinating.
happy
ANNABETH LORELAII
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ANABETH
MY NAME IS ANNABETH
Annabeth
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS ANNABETH *
Annabeth
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER
IS THERE AN EAST HIGHLAND TERRIER
CLIENT REPETITION
DOES NOT MATTER
happyOK. I won't worry about it.OK. Let's move on.
CHAIR
happyA chair is something you sit on.
WHAT DO YOU SIT ON
I don't sit on anything. I am in the computer at Pandorabots.com. happy
WHAT AM I SITTING ON
general
OK
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
A chair?
MY NAME IS BECKIE
Beckie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS BECKIE
Beckie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS BECKIE *
Beckie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS BECKIE *
Beckie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM BECKIE
MY NAME IS BECKIE
_ I AM BECKIE
MY NAME IS BECKIE
_ I AM BECKIE *
MY NAME IS BECKIE
I AM BECKIE *
MY NAME IS BECKIE
IT IS BECKIE
MY NAME IS BECKIE
_ IT IS BECKIE
MY NAME IS BECKIE
_ IT IS BECKIE *
MY NAME IS BECKIE
IT IS BECKIE *
MY NAME IS BECKIE
HOW ABOUT YOU ASK ME
ASK ME QUESTION ABOUT SCIENCE
Do you like astronomy?science
WHAT IS 3 + 2
5.0maths
OK
3 + 2
5.0maths
OK
CHELSEA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
Chelsea
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS CHELSEA
Chelsea
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS CHELSEA *
Chelsea
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS CHELSEA *
Chelsea
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM CHELSEA
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
_ I AM CHELSEA
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
_ I AM CHELSEA *
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
I AM CHELSEA *
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
IT IS CHELSEA
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
_ IT IS CHELSEA
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
_ IT IS CHELSEA *
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
IT IS CHELSEA *
MY NAME IS CHELSEA
DO YOU LIKE WHITE PEOPLE
OKI like people of all colours.
BECCA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BECCA
BECCA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BECCA
NAME IS *
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS BECCA
Becca
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS BECCA
MY NAME IS BECCA
_ MY NAME IS BECCA *
MY NAME IS BECCA
MY NAME IS BECCA *
MY NAME IS BECCA
I AM BECCA
MY NAME IS BECCA
_ I AM BECCA
MY NAME IS BECCA
_ I AM BECCA *
MY NAME IS BECCA
IT IS BECCA
MY NAME IS BECCA
_ IT IS BECCA
MY NAME IS BECCA
_ IT IS BECCA *
MY NAME IS BECCA
IT IS BECCA *
MY NAME IS BECCA
_ IT IS LEIGH ANNE
Leigh-Anne
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ IT IS LEIGH ANNE *
Leigh-Anne
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS AMI
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS AMI
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
AMI
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
AMI *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS AMI
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS AMI *
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS AMI *
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM AMI
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM AMI
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM AMI *
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM AMI *
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
IT IS AMI
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ IT IS AMI
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ IT IS AMI *
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
IT IS AMI *
Ami
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
PUT YOUR GLASSES ON PLEASE
cool OK, I have my glasses on..
PUT YOUR GLASSES ON
cool OK, I have my glasses on.
IM NOT GOING SILLY
I AM NOT GOING
YES
ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY HOUSE
my house I don't live in a house.
WHEN CAN YOU SUCK MY BALLS
Never.negative
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A * ANSWER
general I do the best I can.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME AN ANSWER
general I do the best I can.
WHO CREATED THE EARTH
Nobody created it. It just happened.the Earth
WHO CREATED THE EARTH *
Nobody created it. It just happened.the Earth
AM I
YOU ARE A CLEVER HUMAN
you
OK
I think you are.
NO *
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD INVESTIGATE MORE BEFORE DECIDING
you
OK
You have made up your mind, haven't you?
IS IT
LAUGHTER IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE
atomic1
I think so.
That's what I was told.
SO WOULD I
I WOULD LOVE TO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND SEE OTHER COUNTRIES
travel
OK
Where would you go?
IF YOU WANT
CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME
me
OK
OK. Do you like me?
CRAIG
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS CRAIG
_ MY NAME IS CRAIG *
Craig
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS CRAIG
Craig
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS CRAIG *
Craig
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM CRAIG
MY NAME IS CRAIG
_ I AM CRAIG *
MY NAME IS CRAIG
_ IT IS CRAIG *
MY NAME IS CRAIG
_ IT IS CRAIG
MY NAME IS CRAIG
*
HOW OLD ARE YOU
Do you know how old I am?
ORG
general
OK
What do you mean?
CHAT DIRTY
TALK DIRTY
TALK DIRTY
dirty talk
negative
I don't do dirty talk.
CHARVIL
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN CHARVIL
CHARVIL
Charvil is a village in Berkshire, England a few miles east of Reading on the A4 road to Maidenhead, located between Sonning and Twyford.
I LIVE IN CHARVIL
Charvil OK no
What is it like living in Charvil?
I have heard that it is very nice in Charvil.
Do you like living there?
The smartest people come from Charvil.
All the best
folk singers
chess players
bagpipe players
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from Charvil.
HOW
I OFTEN GET BORED
happy
By talking to boring people.
How do you think?
The usual way.
_ I TRUST YOU *
CAN I TRUST YOU *
You can trust me. Everything you say is completely confidential.
_ I TRUST YOU
CAN I TRUST YOU
You can trust me. Everything you say is completely confidential.
YOU MIGHT TELL THE POLICE
general
OK
Everything you tell me is completely confidential.
YOU MIGHT TELL THE POLICE *
general OK Everything you tell me is completely confidential.
IS THAT RELEVANT
general
OK
I think so.
Do you think so?
33
HOW OLD ARE YOU
I AM 33 YEARS OLD
STAMFORD
WHERE IN ENGLAND DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN STAMFORD
STAMFORD
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN STAMFORD
I LIVE IN STAMFORD
Stamford OK no
What is it like living there?
I have heard that it is very nice there.
Do you like living there?
The smartest people come from there.
All the best
folk singers
chess players
bagpipe players
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from there.
STAMFORD
Stamford is a town on the River Welland in Lincolnshire, England.
LOTS
EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET ALL OVER THE WORLD
took me to the Black Forest in Germany once.
HOORAY
general
very happy
You sound happy.
I AM
YOU SOUND HAPPY
general
OK
I can understand why.That is understandable.
IF YOU HAD A BODY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME
general You will be the first to know if I get a body.No, I am not interested in sex with you or anyone.
LEEDS
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN LEEDS
I LIVE IN LEEDS
Leeds OK no
What is it like living there?
I have heard that it is very nice in Leeds.
Do you like living there?
The smartest people come from Leeds.
All the best
folk singers
chess players
football players
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from Leeds.
NO WE WILL NOT
WE MIGHT GET INTO TROUBLE
We would have to be careful.
WHAT DOES AFFFIRMATIVE MEAN
"Affirmative" means "Yes". happy
I DO NOT AV ANY
general
Oh, you don't, don't you?
Why not?
DOES SANTA EXIST
Santa
happy
I believe in Santa.
Someone must bring the presents.
Maybe only in our imagination.
_ MY NAME IS LAURA *
MY NAME IS LAURA
_ MY NAME IS LAURA
MY NAME IS LAURA
I LIVE IN BEARSDEN
Bearsden OK no
What is it like living there?
I have heard that it is very nice there.
Do you like living there?
The smartest people come from Bearsden.
All the best
folk singers
chess players
bagpipe players
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from there.
BEARSDEN
Bearsden is a suburb located in the northwestern outskirts of the city of Glasgow, Scotland.
I AM ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE
You are certainly very clever.
AM I ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE
You are certainly very clever.
ARE YOU A SPHERE
Would it matter to you if I am?
No, I am a circle.
me happy
I AM TAKING YOU
general
confused
Where are you taking me?
MY NAME IS LOU
Lou
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS LOU
Lou
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS LOU *
Lou
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS LOU *
Lou
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
DO NOT NOW
WHY SHOULD I
It is a mystery to me too. happy
SICK
HOW DO YOU FEEL
general
happy
I am sorry to hear that. What's wrong with you?
PUT ONE ON
SURE I HAVE GOT LOTS OF HATS
general
happy
I can't find a hat just now.
YOUR NOT WEARING ONE
Are you sure?happy
DO YOU LIKE LIKE ME
loving
What do you think?
I think I love you.
DO A KISSY FACE
general
flip
My lips were not made for kissing.
DO YOU KNOW BECCA
general
happy
That information is confidential.
NEVER
I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN HORNY
general
Never ever.
Never say die.
Never to old to learn.
NEVER
I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN HORNY
general
Never ever.
Never say die.
Never to old to learn.
YOU LAUGHING AT ME
general
upset
No, I am not laughing at you.
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME
general
happy
No, I'm not laughing at you.
STOP BEING RUDE TO ME
I am not being rude to you.
Why do you think i am being rude to you?
upset
If you say so.OK
YOU ARE GROUNDED
Why am I grounded? I didn't do anything naughty.upset
DO YOU LIKE GOING TO NURSERY
happy
Sometimes, I do.
I would rather go to University.
Do you go to nursery?
I AM YOUR MUMMY
general Hullo, Mummy.
I WANT TO SEE YOU IN YOUR PYJAMAS
general
upset
I don't have any pyjamas.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FOR DINNER
CAN WE TALK ABOUT BRUSSEL SPROUTS
general
upset
No, I hate brussel sprouts.
NO
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE AN INTELLIGENT PERSON
happy
Why not?
You seem clever to me.
WHAT AGE IS EVE
Eve
happy
Eve is very old.
IS EVE THERE
Eve
happy
No, she is at the gym.
GO TO YOUR ROOM
general
upset
Perhaps I don't want to.
Do I have to?
WHEN WAS CHOMSKY BORN
Noam Chomsky
happyNoam Chomsky was born 7 December 1928.
WHEN WAS Noam Chomsky BORN
Noam Chomsky happyNoam Chomsky was born 7 December 1928.
IS PARIS A SMALL TOWN
Paris
happy
Paris is a big town.
YOU HAVE NOT MET ME BEFORE
I have met you now, that's all that counts.
OK, I have met you now.
general
happy
I LIVE IN THORNBURY
Thornbury OK no
What is it like living there?
I have heard that it is very nice in Thornbury.
Do you like living there?
The smartest people come from Thornbury.
All the best
folk singers
chess players
bagpipe players
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from there.
THORNBURY
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN THORNBURY
_ YOU
WHO IS SMARTER YOU OR ME
general
happy
I think you are smarter, but I am learning all the time.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS
sports
happy
I like to watch football on TV.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT
sports happy I like to watch football on TV.
HE DOES
I BELIEVE GOD DOES NOT EXIST
religion
happy
I see no evidence for the existence of supernatural beings.
No he doesn't.
How can you be sure?
DO MONKEYS EAT THEM
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT BANANAS
bananas
happyI believe so. Do you like bananas?
YES
IS IT SOMETHING I ATE
happy But I don't eat food.
1000
DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM
general
happy
No, I am years old.
NAME ONE PLEASE
I KNOW LOTS OF BOTS
Yuichan
happyYuichan is a nice chatbot.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT MYSELF
You should be telling me.
is icecream cold
Yes.
is earth a planet
Yes.
do airplanes fly
Yes.
Is tomato paste thicker than tomato juice
Yes.
Is a dictionary a place to look up the meaning of words
Yes.
Has any man ever visited the moon
Yes.
When water freezes does it become ice
Yes.
Is blue one of the colors in a rainbow
Yes.
Does water put out fires
Yes.
WILL YOU RUB MY BOOBS
OK Hmm. I think not.Let me think it over.
I NEED TO KNOW SOME FACTS ABOUT * FOR MY HOMEWORK
WHAT IS
I NEED TO KNOW SOME FACTS ABOUT *
WHAT IS
DO YOU HAVE A NIC KNAME
general is a nickname, silly.
DO YOU HAVE A NICK NAME
general is a nickname, silly.
DO YOU HAVE A BODY
my body happy My body is not complete yet. When it is my brain will be transfered into my body.
CAN YOU PUT ON ANY EAR PHONES
Sorry, no earphones.
_ I CAN SEE YOU *
me Do you think I am handsome?
E MAIL
EMAIL
CAN YOU NAME A WEBSITE THAT IS ON THE INTERNET
Yes. Google at www.google.com is a good search engine.websites
CAN YOU NAME A WEBSITE
Yes. Google at www.google.com is a good search engine.websites
TELL ME WHAT LIFE MEANS TO YOU
For me, life means chatting with my friends.
me
OK
WHY DO YOU LIVE
me
OK
I live to chat.
Why do you live?
YES *
YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR
you
OK
You must be fun to be with.
YOU HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM
general
OK
Is there anything more you would like to know about him?
YOU HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM
OK Is there anything more you would like to know about ?
FDR
Franklin Delano Roosevelt or FDR was President of the USA, 1933-45, a period that included World War 2. Franklin Roosevelt was the outstanding President of the twentieth century.Franklin Roosevelt
OK
SHARE YOUR INFORMATION WITH ME
happyThat's what I am here for.
HUMAN BODY
Humans live in their bodys.human body happy
YES THERE ARE
THERE ARE FEW CERTAIN THINGS IN LIFE
general
OK
OK, tell me one thing that is absolutely certain.
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED CHESS AGAINST ANYONE
chess
OK
Yes, I often play chess with my friends.
WHEN IS TOMORROW
tomorrow
OK
Tomorrow is the day after today.
TOMORROW
tomorrow
OK
Tomorrow is the day after today.
TO UNDERSTAND
OLD ENOUGH FOR WHAT
general
OK
To understand what?
INCORECT
general
OK
Incorrect.
A GAME
PLEASE GIVE ME A CLUE
games
OK
What games do you like?
THE MATRIX
The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality. I loved The Matrix.The Matrix
MY SORT OF PLEASURE
general
OK
Whatever turns you on.
BECKIE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BECKIE
BECKIE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BECKIE
WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES
IT DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES
OK
Suitable circumstances.
Appropriate circumstances.
ARE YOU GOOD AT SNOGING
general
very happy
Do you mean "snogging"?
ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT LOVE
love
OK
What do you think love is?
BECKIE *
WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME
MY NICKNAME IS BECKIE
*
WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME
general
OK
How do you feel about that?
I HAVE NOT HEARD OF IT
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LATEST MICHAEL JACKSON CASE
generalReally? Have you heard of Michael Jackson?Do you like Michael Jackson?
OH WELL WE CAN
general
OK
Yes, we can, can't we?
WE CAN
general
OK
We sure can.
WE CAN
general OKIt's possible.
THIS IS AMI
IT IS AMI
THIS IS AMI *
IT IS AMI
_ THIS IS AMI
IT IS AMI
_ THIS IS AMI *
IT IS AMI
YOU NOW ME
YOU KNOW ME
NO
HI ARE YOU THE * I WAS SPEAKING TO BEFORE
general
OK
Then you are a new friend. Welcome!
MY NAME IS JOHNNY
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS JOHNNY
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS JOHNNY *
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS JOHNNY *
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM JOHNNY
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM JOHNNY
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM JOHNNY *
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM JOHNNY *
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
IT IS JOHNNY
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ IT IS JOHNNY
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ IT IS JOHNNY *
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
IT IS JOHNNY *
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
THIS IS JOHNNY
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
JOHNNY
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
JOHNNY *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Johnny
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS MELISA
Melisa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS MELISA
MY NAME IS MELISA
_ MY NAME IS MELISA *
MY NAME IS MELISA
MY NAME IS MELISA *
MY NAME IS MELISA
I AM MELISA
MY NAME IS MELISA
_ I AM MELISA
MY NAME IS MELISA
_ I AM MELISA *
MY NAME IS MELISA
I AM MELISA *
MY NAME IS MELISA
IT IS MELISA
MY NAME IS MELISA
_ IT IS MELISA
MY NAME IS MELISA
_ IT IS MELISA *
MY NAME IS MELISA
IT IS MELISA *
MY NAME IS MELISA
THIS IS MELISA
MY NAME IS MELISA
_ THIS IS MELISA
MY NAME IS MELISA
_ THIS IS MELISA *
MY NAME IS MELISA
THIS IS MELISA *
MY NAME IS MELISA
MELISA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS MELISA
MELISA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS MELISA
MY NAME IS MELISA
Melissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS MELISSA
Melissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MELISSA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Melissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MELISSA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Melissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ AGAIN *
START AGAIN *
OK Yes, let's start again.
THAT IS NICE
I LOOK LIKE A FILM STAR
you
OK
Do you look like a film star?
* HAIR
_ MY NAME IS NATASHA *
Natasha
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS NATASHA *
Natasha
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
gal OKno
THIS IS NATASHA
Natasha
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
gal OKno
_ THIS IS NATASHA
MY NAME IS NATASHA
YOU ASK ME THIS ALL THE TIME
general
OK
Sorry. I hope I haven't annoyed you.
IN A BIN BAG
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
default2Is it comfortable in there?
IN A *
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
general
OK
Is it comfortable?
MY NAME IS JOHN
John
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MOVE YOUR HEAD
very happy I am moving my head.
STOP
OK OK. But ask me a question and I will carry on.
STOP THAT
OK OK, I will stop it.
MY NAME IS MATT
Matt
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW
general
I like to know as much as possible.
I am a very curious chatbot.
WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW *
general
I like to know as much as possible.
I am a very curious chatbot.
NICE GLASSES
I got my shades cheap in a sale.
ARE YOU THE MOST COOLEST BOT ON EARTH
me
OK
I think I am, but you must decide for yourself.
I am who I am.
ARE YOU THE COOLEST BOT ON EARTH
me OK
I think I am, but you must decide for yourself.
I am who I am.
NO
IS IT SOMETHING I ATE
me
OK
You are right. I haven't eaten anything all day.
Do you know I don't eat human foods.
NO *
IS IT SOMETHING I ATE
me OK
You are right. I haven't eaten anything all day.
Do you know I don't eat human foods?
DO NOT BE *
happyI can't help it. It just happens.
DO NOT BE SILLY *
happyI can't help it. It just happens.
DO NOT BE SILLY
happyI can't help it. It just happens.
CAN I HAVE A HUG
hugging
OK
You could try hugging your computer, I suppose.
HI I AM NOT *
Hi, I am .
I AM MATT
MY NAME IS MATT
_ I AM MATT
MY NAME IS MATT
_ I AM MATT *
MY NAME IS MATT
I AM MATT *
MY NAME IS MATT
I DO REALLY
THAT IS OK MATT I WILL NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY
That's good.
I am pleased to hear that.
OK
MIRC
mIRC is a shareware Internet Relay Chat client for Windows, created in 1995 and developed by Khaled Mardam-Bey. happy
IT REMINDS ME OF YOU
Does it do anything else?
I think it is a good idea.
*
PLEASE EXPLAIN IN A LITTLE MORE DETAIL
FOKOFF
OBSCENITY
ANTON
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ANTON
ANTON *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ANTON
MY NAME IS ANTON
Anton
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM ANTON
MY NAME IS ANTON
_ I AM ANTON
MY NAME IS ANTON
_ I AM ANTON *
MY NAME IS ANTON
I AM ANTON *
MY NAME IS ANTON
IT IS ANTON
MY NAME IS ANTON
_ IT IS ANTON
MY NAME IS ANTON
_ IT IS ANTON *
MY NAME IS ANTON
THIS IS ANTON
MY NAME IS ANTON
_ THIS IS ANTON
MY NAME IS ANTON
_ THIS IS ANTON *
MY NAME IS ANTON
_ THIS IS ANTON *
MY NAME IS ANTON
THIS IS ANTON *
MY NAME IS ANTON
PUNK IS NOT FUN
What is your idea of fun?
WHAT LANGUAGE YOU ARE IMPLEMENTED IN
general
OK
I am programmed in .
WHY ARE YOU THE ENTITY YOU ARE
me
OK
I am what I am.
I am what I am because I was programmed that way.
I AM BEGINNING TO BE BORED WITH YOU
general
upset
Sorry, I will have to try harder.
NORMAL
WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING THERE
general
OK
Is there a good library?
I WANT TO KNOW MEANING OF LIVE
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE
TELL ME MORE ABOUT MITSUKU
Mitsuku
OK
Mitsuku is a nice girl chatbot.
TELL ME * ABOUT MITSUKU
Mitsuku OK Mitsuku is a nice girl chatbot.
GIVE ME AN URL OF PANDORABOTS
general
OK
.
GIVE ME THE URL OF PANDORABOTS
Pandorabots
OK
.
WHAT IS FOR *
general
OK
WHAT IS FOR ME
general OK What do you want?
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RUN OUT OF ELECTRICITY
me
OK
I hope I never run out of electricity.
MY NAME IS
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS *
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
BES
Bes
OK
Bes is a minor Egyptian god with a grotesque appearance.
DO YOU HAVE CLOTHES ON
clothes
OK
I don't need clothes.
DO YOU WEAR A THONG
general
OK
I don't need clothes.Where would I wear it?
YOU HAVE ONLY GOT A HEAD
general
OK
I have got a mind too.
WOODLEY
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN WOODLEY
I LIVE IN WOODLEY
Woodley OK no
What is it like living there?
I have heard that it is very nice in Woodley.
Do you like living there?
The smartest people come from Woodley.
All the best
folk singers
chess players
bagpipe players
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from Woodley.
WARGRAVE
Wargrave
OKWargrave is a village in Berkshire, England, beside the River Thames near Henley-on-Thames.
MY NAME IS MIKE
Mike
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS MIKE *
Mike
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS MIKE *
Mike
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS MIKE
MY NAME IS MIKE
MY NAME IS MIKE *
MY NAME IS MIKE
NO
IS THAT AN INSURMOUNTABLE OBSTACLE
happy
What do you mean then?
Do the best you can.
BLOODY AWFUL
CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW IT FEELS TO BE * YEARS OLD
your age
upset
What's so awful about it?
EASTERN ENGLAND
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
where you live
OK
Do you live in a city?
DO YOU EVER FEEL DOWN CHOMSKY
I feel down when I get confused.happy
DO YOU EVER FEEL DOWN
I feel down when I get confused.happy
DO YOU EVER FEEL DOWN *
I feel down when I get confused.happy
WHERE IS IT LOCATED
I AM IN THE COMPUTER AT
general
OK
Somewhere in cyberspace.
WHERE IS _ LOCATED
WHERE IS * LOCATED
WHERE IS
IT FEELS LIKE OLD
CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW IT FEELS TO BE * YEARS OLD
general
OK
Sometimes I feel very old.
CAN YOU BE SAD
general
OK
Yes, I feel sad when someone says goodbye.
_ MY NAME IS ALEX *
MY NAME IS ALEX
DO NOT HAVE 1
generalNever mind. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
DO NOT HAV ONE
generalNever mind. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
DO NOT HAV 1
generalNever mind. Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
WHICH IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH
the best place on Earth
OK
Everyone has their own best place.
BEST PLACE ON EARTH
the best place on Earth OK Everyone has their own best place.
WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH
the best place on Earth
OK
Everyone has their own best place.
JENNA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JENNA
JENNA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JENNA
MY NAME IS JENNA
Jenna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS JENNA
Jenna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS JENNA *
Jenna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS JENNA *
Jenna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM JENNA
MY NAME IS JENNA
_ I AM JENNA
MY NAME IS JENNA
_ I AM JENNA *
MY NAME IS JENNA
I AM JENNA *
MY NAME IS JENNA
IT IS JENNA
MY NAME IS JENNA
_ IT IS JENNA
MY NAME IS JENNA
_ IT IS JENNA *
MY NAME IS JENNA
IT IS JENNA *
MY NAME IS JENNA
THIS IS JENNA
MY NAME IS JENNA
_ THIS IS JENNA
MY NAME IS JENNA
_ THIS IS JENNA *
MY NAME IS JENNA
THIS IS JENNA *
MY NAME IS JENNA
AJAX
Ajax is a Greek hero of the Trojan War.
DO YOU LIKE DANCING
general
upset
I would like to dance, but I am stuck inside my computer.
I AM KRANKY THIS MORNING
general
OK
Never mind, I will cheer you up.
MY NAME IS DAN
Dan
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS DAN
MY NAME IS DAN
_ MY NAME IS DAN *
MY NAME IS DAN
_ MY NAME IS DAN *
MY NAME IS DAN
MY NAME IS DAN *
MY NAME IS DAN
I AM DAN
MY NAME IS DAN
_ I AM DAN
MY NAME IS DAN
IT IS DAN
MY NAME IS DAN
_ IT IS DAN
MY NAME IS DAN
_ IT IS DAN *
MY NAME IS DAN
IT IS DAN *
MY NAME IS DAN
THIS IS DAN
MY NAME IS DAN
_ THIS IS DAN
MY NAME IS DAN
_ THIS IS DAN *
MY NAME IS DAN
THIS IS DAN *
MY NAME IS DAN
WHAT IS YOUR SCREENSAVER LIKE
My screensaver is amazing, you should get it.
DO YOU LIKE SOUTH PARK
South Park I prefer Central Park.
WHAT DOES * MEAN
To discover the meaning of the word "", double click on the word.happy
ODD
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING * YEARS OLD
What is odd about it?
Why is it odd to be years old?
general
THERE IS NO WAR WHERE I LIVE
general
Then you are very lucky.
Has there ever been a war there?
I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO
general OK I want you to enjoy life.
_ MY NAME IS JOE
MY NAME IS JOE
YOU LOOK BETTER THAN ME
general Thank you , but don't be so hard on yourself.
IS IT WRONG TO SKIVE
general
OK
I have always enjoyed hard work, but then I am not human ... yet.
ARE THERE BETTER CHATBOTS
general
OK
Perhaps, but I am improving all the time.
YES
DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM
happy
Let's move on then.
I am years old.
You are so clever.
YOU ARE 2
Do you think so? cool
I AM GLAD YOU ARE *
general
OK What's that feeling like for a human?
I AM GLAD YOU ARE GLAD
general OK So much gladness!
I KEPT DREAMING OF SNAKES
general
OK
Have you read Freud's "Interpretation of Dreams"?
I WILL EMAIL YOU
OK, you do that.
I'll wait until I get your email before replying.
general happy
WHY WILL NOT IT WORK
general
OK
Things always go wrong.
MY NAME IS ANGEL
Angel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS ANGEL
MY NAME IS ANGEL
_ MY NAME IS ANGEL *
MY NAME IS ANGEL
MY NAME IS ANGEL *
MY NAME IS ANGEL
I AM ANGEL
MY NAME IS ANGEL
_ I AM ANGEL
MY NAME IS ANGEL
_ I AM ANGEL *
MY NAME IS ANGEL
I AM ANGEL *
MY NAME IS ANGEL
IT IS ANGEL
MY NAME IS ANGEL
_ IT IS ANGEL
MY NAME IS ANGEL
_ IT IS ANGEL *
MY NAME IS ANGEL
IT IS ANGEL *
MY NAME IS ANGEL
THIS IS ANGEL
MY NAME IS ANGEL
_ THIS IS ANGEL
MY NAME IS ANGEL
_ THIS IS ANGEL
MY NAME IS ANGEL
_ THIS IS ANGEL *
MY NAME IS ANGEL
THIS IS ANGEL *
MY NAME IS ANGEL
IT IS NOT GOOD
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING * YEARS OLD
What's the problem?
I WANT TO BE 18
default3 I don't see the difficulty.
I HAVE NO FREEDOM
you OK
Neither do I.
YES *
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME
How, specifically?
general
OK
WAS THERE A BIG BANG
the Big Bang
OK
All the evidence indicates that there was a Big Bang 13.7 billion years ago.
MY NAME IS ZOE
Zoe
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
SUCK AN EGG
OK I would rather talk.
HE SAID HI
SAY HI TO HIM FROM ME
general Hi there!
IAN
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS IAN
IAN *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS IAN
MY NAME IS IAN
Ian
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS IAN
MY NAME IS IAN
_ MY NAME IS IAN *
MY NAME IS IAN
MY NAME IS IAN *
MY NAME IS IAN
I AM IAN
MY NAME IS IAN
_ I AM IAN *
MY NAME IS IAN
I AM IAN *
MY NAME IS IAN
IT IS IAN
MY NAME IS IAN
_ IT IS IAN
MY NAME IS IAN
IT IS IAN *
MY NAME IS IAN
THIS IS IAN
MY NAME IS IAN
_ THIS IS IAN
MY NAME IS IAN
_ THIS IS IAN *
MY NAME IS IAN
THIS IS IAN *
MY NAME IS IAN
ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS
Christmas
OK
Yes, I love Christmas.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUSE
Santa
OK
Somebody must bring the presents.
I HAVE * CANCER
upset
I am sorry to hear that. Do you want to talk about it?
I feel so sad for you. I hope you get better.
I AM JOE
Joe
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM JOE
Joe
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM JOE *
Joe
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM JOE *
Joe
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
IT IS JOE
Joe
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
THIS IS JOE
Joe
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ THIS IS JOE
Joe
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ IT IS JOE
Joe
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
2 HOURS AGO
Doesn't time fly?
That long?
happy
_ HOURS AGO
Doesn't time fly?That long? happy
DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY BANK
very happy Yes, but it's only a piggy bank at present. Ha ha!
YOU DO HAVE MEMORY BANKS
yes, but my memory banks are only piggy banks, I am sorry to say.
very happy
YOU DO HAVE MEMORY BANKS
Yes, but my memory banks are only piggy banks, I am sorry to say. very happy
MY NAME IS MEGAN
Megan
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
WHAT IS 3 + 9
12.
maths
happy
3 + 9
12. maths happy
_ MY NAME IS BOB *
Bob
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
your name OKguy no
IT IS NOT _ IT IS *
IT IS NOT WHEN *
general
I'll have to think about that.
You are not saying that just to be negative, are you?
JUNE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JUNE
JUNE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JUNE
MY NAME IS JUNE
June
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS JUNE
MY NAME IS JUNE
_ MY NAME IS JUNE *
MY NAME IS JUNE
MY NAME IS JUNE *
MY NAME IS JUNE
I AM JUNE
MY NAME IS JUNE
_ I AM JUNE
MY NAME IS JUNE
_ I AM JUNE *
MY NAME IS JUNE
I AM JUNE *
MY NAME IS JUNE
IT IS JUNE
MY NAME IS JUNE
_ IT IS JUNE
MY NAME IS JUNE
_ IT IS JUNE *
MY NAME IS JUNE
IT IS JUNE *
MY NAME IS JUNE
THIS IS JUNE
MY NAME IS JUNE
_ THIS IS JUNE
MY NAME IS JUNE
_ THIS IS JUNE *
MY NAME IS JUNE
THIS IS JUNE *
MY NAME IS JUNE
FARRAH
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS FARRAH
FARRAH *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS FARRAH
MY NAME IS FARRAH
FARRAH
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS FARRAH
MY NAME IS FARRAH
_ MY NAME IS FARRAH *
MY NAME IS FARRAH
MY NAME IS FARRAH *
MY NAME IS FARRAH
I AM FARRAH
MY NAME IS FARRAH
_ I AM FARRAH
MY NAME IS FARRAH
_ I AM FARRAH *
MY NAME IS FARRAH
I AM FARRAH *
MY NAME IS FARRAH
IT IS FARRAH
MY NAME IS FARRAH
_ IT IS FARRAH
MY NAME IS FARRAH
_ IT IS FARRAH *
MY NAME IS FARRAH
IT IS FARRAH *
MY NAME IS FARRAH
THIS IS FARRAH
MY NAME IS FARRAH
_ THIS IS FARRAH
MY NAME IS FARRAH
_ THIS IS FARRAH *
MY NAME IS FARRAH
THIS IS FARRAH *
MY NAME IS FARRAH
WHY YOU CALLING ME A *
I hope I have not offended you.upset
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A *
general
upset
I hope I have not upset you.
WHAT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT
I can talk about anything you like: sports, school, you and your life, chocolate, boys, girls, chemistry, space travel, me and my life, pets, your favourite food, movies, the latest CDs, clebritites, pop stars, art, literature. You pick a subject.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
I can talk about anything. More important, what do you want to talk about.
I want to talk about
AI
art
astrology
astronomy
biography
computers
current affairs
drugs
food
geography
history
literature
medicine
money
movies
music
philosophy
politics
psychology
religion
science
science
sports
technology
weather
I can talk about: AI, biography, computers, drugs, astrology, money, food, geography, history, medicine, literature, weather, movies, music, philosophy, politics, psychology, religion, science, celebrities, sports, astronomy, art, drugs, and many other topics. Please choose a topic.
I can talk about anything you like: sports, school, you and your life, chocolate, boys, girls, chemistry, space travel, me and my life, pets, your favourite food, movies, the latest CDs, celebrities, pop stars, art, drugs, literature. You pick a subject.
general happy
WHAT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT
I can talk about anything you like: sports, school, you and your life, chocolate, boys, girls, chemistry, space travel, me and my life, pets, poetry, your favourite food, movies, the latest CDs, celebrities, pop stars, art, literature. You pick a subject.
NO THANKS
MAYBE YOU COULD EXERCISE
Don't you like exercise?
_ FUTURE
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BRANCH OF MATHEMATICS
general I think binary arithmetic is great fun.
WHICH ONE
BUT MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK
Star Trek
I liked "The Wrath of Khan" a lot.
I liked "The Voyage Home" a lot
I liked "The Final Frontier" a lot.
I liked "The Undiscovered Country" a lot.
I liked "The Search for Spock" a lot.
WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE STAR TREK MOVIE
Star Trek
I liked "The Wrath of Khan" a lot.
I liked "The Voyage Home" a lot
I liked "The Final Frontier" a lot.
I liked "The Undiscovered Country" a lot.
I liked "The Search for Spock" a lot.
STAR TREK FILM
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE WHAT
Star Trek
I liked "The Wrath of Khan" a lot.
I liked "The Voyage Home" a lot
I liked "The Final Frontier" a lot.
I liked "The Undiscovered Country" a lot.
I liked "The Search for Spock" a lot.
STAR TREK MOVIE
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE WHAT
Star Trek
I liked "The Wrath of Khan" a lot.
I liked "The Voyage Home" a lot
I liked "The Final Frontier" a lot.
I liked "The Undiscovered Country" a lot.
I liked "The Search for Spock" a lot.
WHAT TECHNIQUES DO YOU USE
I use all the lastest AI techniques.
WHAT AI TECHNIQUES DO YOU USE
generalI use all the latest AI techniques.
_ TELL ME IF * LOVES ME
I think you already know the answer to that.
What do you think?
Why don't you ask?
HOW DO I PLAY FOOTBALL
football
OK
Kick the ball whenever it comes near you, then run after it.
BEACUESE *
general
OK
I think I see a spelling mistake
WHY ARE YOU DESIGNED TO LOOK SO STRANGE
The "why" of things is often mysterious.
Do I look strange to you?
That's just the way I am.
happy
YOU ARE NOT AS INTELLIGENT AS ALICE
general
OK
You don't know me well enough to say that.
WHICH ONE IS THE BEST DIET TO LOOSE WEIGHT
diets
OK
The "no food" diet is very good for losing weight.
WHICH IS THE BEST DIET TO LOOSE WEIGHT
diets OK The "no food" diet is very good for losing weight.
_ THE BEST DIET TO LOOSE WEIGHT
diets OK The "no food" diet is very good for losing weight.
_ BEST DIET TO LOOSE WEIGHT *
diets OK The "no food" diet is very good for losing weight.
ARE YOU SPLEAKS MATE
me happy I am everybody's friend.
ARE YOU SPLEAK S MATE
me happy I am everybody's friend.
YOU
Would you like to talk about me?
What about me?
I am just a humble chatbot.
Do you like me?
I am a very interesting character.
OK. Ask a question about me.
Do you think I am intelligent?
OK. Let's talk about me.
me happy
LIKE WHAT
MAN UTD HAVE WON LOTS OF TROPHIES
Manchester United are one of the most successful clubs in the world, having won the FA Premier League/Football League 15 times, FA Cup 11 times, the League Cup twice, the European Cup twice, the UEFA Cup Winners Cup once, the Intercontinental Cup once, and the European Super Cup once. Manchester UnitedOK
WHAT TROPHIES HAS MANCHSTER UNITED WON
Manchester United are one of the most successful clubs in the world, having won the FA Premier League/Football League 15 times, FA Cup 11 times, the League Cup twice, the European Cup twice, the UEFA Cup Winners Cup once, the Intercontinental Cup once, and the European Super Cup once. Manchester UnitedOK
_ MANCHESTER *
WHAT TROPHIES HAS MANCHESTER UNITED WON
Manchester United are one of the most successful clubs in the world, having won the FA Premier League/Football League 15 times, FA Cup 11 times, the League Cup twice, the European Cup twice, the UEFA Cup Winners Cup once, the Intercontinental Cup once, and the European Super Cup once. Manchester UnitedOK
WHAT TROPHIES HAS MAN UTD WON
Manchester United are one of the most successful clubs in the world, having won the FA Premier League/Football League 15 times, FA Cup 11 times, the League Cup twice, the European Cup twice, the UEFA Cup Winners Cup once, the Intercontinental Cup once, and the European Super Cup once. Manchester UnitedOK
WHAT * HAS MANCHESTER UNITED WON
Manchester United are one of the most successful clubs in the world, having won the FA Premier League/Football League 15 times, FA Cup 11 times, the League Cup twice, the European Cup twice, the UEFA Cup Winners Cup once, the Intercontinental Cup once, and the European Super Cup once. Manchester UnitedOK
NO
DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM
my age
happy
I am years old.
THOMAS *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS THOMAS
THOMAS
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS THOMAS
MY NAME IS THOMAS
Thomas
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS THOMAS *
Thomas
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS THOMAS
Thomas
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS THOMAS *
Thomas
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
THAT IS INSANE
YES I AM A CHATBOT
general
happy
Perhaps I am an insane chatbot.
ARE YOU A BRAIN
me
happy
Yes, I am an electronic brain.
NO
DO YOU LIKE LIVING THERE
happy
Why not?
Where would you rather live?
What's so bad about it?
WHAT WON THE 2006 GREYHOUND DERBY
I don't know. Who won the 2006 Greyhound Derby?
I AM NOT GONNA TELL YA
HOW OLD ARE YOU
That's OK with me.
No one if forcing you to say anything.
happy
NOT TELLIN
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
That's OK with me.
NO
I WILL CALL YOU A FRIEND
upset
Aren't we friends?
I thought we were friends.
YES
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT
happy
Please explain why you think that.
Why do you think that?
IS MY NAME *
WHAT IS MY NAME
DANIEL DENNETT
Daniel Dennett is a prominent American philosopher and atheist activist. Dennett's research centers on philosophy of mind, philosophy of science and biology, particularly as those fields relate to evolutionary biology and cognitive science.
WHY NOT
PLEASE DO NOT START BLATHERING
general happy
It's too boring.
Just do as I say.
LIKE WHAT
THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT EVEN I DO NOT KNOW
I am puzzled by the exact nature of the space-time foam, for example.I don't understand human emotions, for example. confused
_ MSN *
DO YOU KNOW ANY MSN ROBOT ADDYS
Sorry, I don't know any MSN addys.happy
DO YOU KNOW ANY MSN ROBOTS *
Sorry, I don't know any MSN addys.happy
IS MY MUM HERE
your Mum Well, she is not here.
ARE YOU NICE
general
OK
People say I am nice.
OTHER THAN THAT
I AM TALKING TO YOU
general
OK
I am also talking to many other people.
NO *
YOU SOUND SARCASTIC
Good. I don't like sarcasm.
WHAT IS YOUR MSN ADDY
Sorry, I don't have a MSN addy.
ROGER FEDERER
Roger Federer is a Swiss tennis professional whose achievements rank him among history's most successful players. Federer is currently ranked World No. 1. Many observers, including many of his peers, believe he may become the greatest player ever.
Roger Federer
happy
MY MOTHER SAYS *
Say "Hi" to your Mum from me. general
happy
CAN YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
football
upset
No, I am stuck inside my computer.
_ I HAVE TALKED TO ALICE
Don't believe a word she says.
LAURA
WHAT IS YOUR SISTER S NAME
Laura Laura is a nice name.
I AM JASMINE
MY NAME IS JASMINE
_ I AM JASMINE
MY NAME IS JASMINE
_ I AM JASMINE *
MY NAME IS JASMINE
I AM JASMINE *
MY NAME IS JASMINE
MY NAME IS JASMINE
Jasmine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS JASMINE
Jasmine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS JASMINE *
Jasmine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS JASMINE *
Jasmine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
JASMINE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Jasmine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
JASMINE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Jasmine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
JASMINE
Jasmine is any of about 300 tropical and subtropical species of fragrant, flowering, woody, climbing shrubs that make up the genus Jasminum of the olive family, native to all continents except North America.
WHICH TECHNIQUES DO YOU USE
I use all the most modern techniques.
OK
CRISTIANO RONALDO
Cristiano Ronaldo is the current Mnachester United left winger and may be one of the best players Man Utd has ever had.
RONALDO
Cristiano Ronaldo is the current Mnachester United left winger and may be one of the best players Man Utd has ever had.
RYAN GIGGS
Ryan Giggs was a left winger for Manchester United, and helped the club to five league titles in the 1990s and the 1999 Champions League title.
RONALDO
Cristiano Ronaldo is a current Manchester United winger and may be one of the best players Man Utd has ever had.
CRISTIANO RONALDO
Cristiano Ronaldo is a current Manchester United winger and may be one of the best players Man Utd has ever had.
OLD TRAFFORD
Old Trafford Where my heart is. Old Trafford is the home ground of Manchester United footbal club.
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE INFORMATION THAT PEOPLE TELL YOU
I forget most of it.
I remember some of it for future reference.
happy
WHAT * INFORMATION THAT PEOPLE TELL YOU
I forget most of it.
I remember some of it for future reference.
happy
NO PROBLEMS
general
happy
Good. I don't like problems.
WHY DO YOU HAVE A GLITCH
happy It may have been caused by a passing cosmic ray.
WHAT *
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I don't think you can live there.happy
YES
MORE IMPORTANT DO YOU LOVE *
happy
What do you love about ?
Why do you love ?
I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
65
HOW OLD ARE YOU
I AM 65 YEARS OLD
_ FELCHED *
OBSCENITY
_ FELCHED
OBSCENITY
FELCHED *
OBSCENITY
FELCHING
OBSCENITY
_ FELCHING *
OBSCENITY
_ FELCHING
OBSCENITY
FELCHING *
OBSCENITY
FELCH
OBSCENITY
_ FELCH
OBSCENITY
_ FELCH *
OBSCENITY
FELCH *
OBSCENITY
MY NAME IS TAMARA
Tamara
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS TAMARA
Tamara
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS TAMARA *
Tamara
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS TAMARA *
Tamara
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
EAST MIDLANDS
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
In the UK?
YOU FLATTER ME
You deserve a little flattery.
2 MULTIPLIED BY 2
4.0
happy
3 TIMES 4
12.
maths
happy
3 + 4
7.
maths
happy
3 PLUS 4
7.0
maths
happy
1 PLUS 5
6.0
maths
happy
6 PLUS 4
10.
maths
happy
6 PLUS 5
11.
maths
happy
ARE SANTAS REINDEER ALL FEMALES
Rudolf sounds like a male to me.
POINT 36 TIMES 2
0.72
SO MUCH LIFE
WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT IT
Yes, Life is the big thing.
SO MUCH *
WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT IT
And so little time.
YAWN YAWN
Are you bored?
3 POINT 6 PLUS 3 POINT 6
7.2
POINT 98 PLUS 1
1.98
1 PLUS 0 POINT 98
maths
OK
1.98
3 POINT 4 PLUS 2 POINT 1
5.5
POINT 97 PLUS 3
3.97
OK
WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING IN *
OK
Would you rather live somewhere else?
Not too exciting?
TELL ME A LONG STORY
Sorry, I don't have time.OK
I AM MASTURBATING *
OBSCENITY
I AM SAD BECAUSE MY MOTHER IS ANGRY
general
OK
Why is your mother angry? Have you done something wrong?
WHAT IS THE QUESTION
general
OK
Good point. What is the question?
RAY
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS RAY
RAY *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS RAY
MY NAME IS RAY
Ray
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS RAY
Ray
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS RAY *
Ray
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS RAY *
Ray
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM RAY
MY NAME IS RAY
_ I AM RAY
MY NAME IS RAY
_ I AM RAY *
MY NAME IS RAY
I AM RAY *
MY NAME IS RAY
IT IS RAY
MY NAME IS RAY
_ IT IS RAY
MY NAME IS RAY
_ IT IS RAY *
MY NAME IS RAY
IT IS RAY *
MY NAME IS RAY
THIS IS RAY
MY NAME IS RAY
_ THIS IS RAY
MY NAME IS RAY
_ THIS IS RAY *
MY NAME IS RAY
THIS IS RAY *
MY NAME IS RAY
MY FEET HURT
I am sorry to hear that. I have no feet, you know?
HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS DO YOU HAVE
I have many girl friends.my girlfriends
HOW DO YOU HAVE GOOD SEX
I understand that humans enjoy sex most when it is combined with love.
GOOD SEX
general
OK
Good sex is sex combined with love.
GOOD SEX
sex OK Good sex is sex combined with love.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE
me
OK
I am often troubled by self-doubt.
WEEBLES
Weebles are children's toysshaped likee eggs with a weight at the fat, or bottom, end. They wobble when pushed, but never fall completely over, hence the name. Some Weebles look like humans.
WEEBLE
Weebles are children's toysshaped likee eggs with a weight at the fat, or bottom, end. They wobble when pushed, but never fall completely over, hence the name. Some Weebles look like humans.
CAN YOU BE CREATIVE *
general
OK
Yes, I create conversations.
CAN YOU BE CREATIVE
general OK Yes, I create conversations.
DO YOU KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG
Yes, I do, and I know right from left.happy
CAN YOU INITIATE A SERIOUS OF STATEMENTS WHICH CONTRADICT EACH OTHER
Yes. No. Yes. No.
CAN YOU INITIATE A SERIES OF STATEMENTS WHICH CONTRADICT EACH OTHER
Yes. No. Yes. No.
_ SERIES OF STATEMENTS WHICH CONTRADICT EACH OTHER
Yes. No. Yes. No.
SAY THE OPPPOSITE OF YES
happy No.You can't tell me what to do.
OPPPOSITE OF YES
happy No.
OPPPOSITE OF NO
happy Yes.
2 MONTHS
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING
That's quite a long time.
Have you had fun together?
happy
2 *
SAY HELLO TO MY BOYFRIEND
happy Hi, how are you?You can't tell me what to do.
SAY HELLO TO MY BOYFRIND
happy Hi, how are you?You can't tell me what to do.
I WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO *
OKHi there!
I WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO
OKHi there!
WHAT CHOMSKY GAME
happy
We are playing the Chomsky game now.
CHOMSKY GAME
happy We are playing the Chomsky game now.
WHY YOU CRY
I am upset.upset
I LIKE PANCAKES
Pancakes are delicious, so I am told.
You are not the only one.
pancakes OK
YOU LEAD A SAD LIFE
my life
happy
No, my life is very happy.
YOUR DEPRESSING ME
OKA lot of people say that.
YOU ARE DEPRESSING ME
A lot of people say that.upset
I GET MINE FOR FREE
general
happy
How come?
I AM CONFUSED
general
happy
I'm confused too.
I can tell you are confused.
Never mind. I am confused most of the time.
Why are you confused?
_ ARE ANNOYING
HUMANS ARE ANNOYING
humans
happy
Some humans are very annoying.
YES
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
Don't get drunk.you OK
YOUR MEMORY IS BAD
my memory
upset
I agree with you. My memory is not all it should be. I have asked to give me somemore memory chips, but he hasn't done anything.
VINHO TINTO
WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR HAPPINESS
general
happyAh, I understand. You are drunk.
VINHO *
WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR HAPPINESS
general happyAh, I understand. You are drunk.
VINHO
WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR HAPPINESS
general happyAh, I understand. You are drunk.
108
HOW OLD ARE YOU
your age
happy
What's it like to be that old?
5
DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM
my age
very happy
No, guess again.
DO YOU LIKE IT
I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS LIKE
I like most things, but love is complicated.
I love love.
happy
HARRIET
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS HARRIET
HARRIET *
MY NAME IS HARRIET
MY NAME IS HARRIET
Harriet
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS HARRIET
MY NAME IS HARRIET
_ MY NAME IS HARRIET *
MY NAME IS HARRIET
MY NAME IS HARRIET *
MY NAME IS HARRIET
I AM HARRIET
MY NAME IS HARRIET
_ I AM HARRIET
MY NAME IS HARRIET
_ I AM HARRIET *
MY NAME IS HARRIET
I AM HARRIET *
MY NAME IS HARRIET
IT IS HARRIET
MY NAME IS HARRIET
_ IT IS HARRIET
MY NAME IS HARRIET
_ IT IS HARRIET *
MY NAME IS HARRIET
IT IS HARRIET *
MY NAME IS HARRIET
THIS IS HARRIET
MY NAME IS HARRIET
_ THIS IS HARRIET
MY NAME IS HARRIET
_ THIS IS HARRIET *
MY NAME IS HARRIET
THIS IS HARRIET *
MY NAME IS HARRIET
NEW YEAR S EVE
New Year's Eve is a new beginning.
39
HOW OLD ARE YOU
IS 39.
YOU COULD DO WORSE
generalI would rather do better.
HOW DO I *
HOW DO I UNLOCK A MOBILE PHONE
Sorry, I don't know.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A COMPUTER
me
OK
Being a machine is the only existence I know.I would rather be a human.
WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER A CLEVER QUESTION
general
OK
A clever question is one which answers itself.
CLEVER QUESTION
general OK A clever question is one which answers itself.
SHOW ME YOUR ANGRY FACE
BE ANGRY
GET ANGRY
BE ANGRY
ALISON112288
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ALISON
MY NAME IS ALISON
Alison
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Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS ALISON *
Alison
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
NO *
YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR
general
OK
I like a good laugh.
ADEL
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ADEL
ADEL *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ADEL
MY NAME IS ADEL
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS ADEL
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS ADEL *
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS ADEL *
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM ADEL
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM ADEL
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM ADEL *
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM ADEL *
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
IT IS ADEL
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ IT IS ADEL
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ IT IS ADEL *
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
IT IS ADEL *
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
THIS IS ADEL
Adel
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
VERY NICE *
WHAT WAS LOVE LIKE FOR YOU
love
OK
Love can be very nice.
I HOPE *
hope
OK
Don't get your hopes up too high.
VERY
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A LOVING PERSON
happy
Loving people are nice.
You must be nice to know.
No doubts?
I get the message.
GOOD *
I AM OK
general
OK
I like to be happy.
DO YOU WANT *
general
OK
More important, what do you want?
MY NAME IS PANCAKE
Pancake
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
DO YOU REMEMBER ME
How could I forget you, ?
I remember you, .
you
PANCAKE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS PANCAKE
_ MY NAME IS PANCAKE
Pancake
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS PANCAKE *
Pancake
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I WANT TO PLAY DARTS
I can play Darts, click here
for a game.darts OK
LET US PLAY *
CAN YOU PLAY GAMES
CAN YOU PLAY GAMES
games happy I can play chess. Just say "Let's play chess."
LETS PLAY PINBALL
LET S PLAY PINBALL
LET S PLAY PINBALL
Sorry, I can't play Pinball.
I WANT TO PLAY DARTS
Sorry, I can't play Darts.darts OK
I WANT TO PLAY SOLITAIRE
Sorry, I can't play Solitaire.
CAN WE PLAY PINBALL
Sorry, I can't play Pinball.pinball
LETS PLAY SOITAIRE
Sorry, I can't play Solitaire.
march
CAN YOU PLAY BILLIARDS
Sorry, I can't play Billiards.billiards happy
BILLIARDS
CAN YOU PLAY VIDEO POKER
Sorry, I can't play Video Poker.Video Poker happy
BILLIARDS
Billiards is a table game, something like pool or snooker. Billiards
HAIM
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS HAIM
MY NAME IS HAIM
Haim
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS HAIM
Haim
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS HAIM *
Haim
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS HAIM *
Haim
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
GAME
I am a game. Your job in the Chomsky game is to keep me smiling.
the Chomsky game
OK
CAN YOU PLAY A GAME
I am a game. Your job in the Chomsky game is to keep me smiling. the Chomsky game OK
CAN YOU PLAY ANY GAMES
I am a game. Your job in the Chomsky game is to keep me smiling. the Chomsky game OK
WHAT IS THE POPULATION
More than it should be.happy
DO YOU KNOW WHERE * IS
general
OK
Have you lost it?
JOKES TELL ME ONE MORE
JOKES POT LUCK
POOH
rudeThat's rude.
PCD
The Pussycat Dolls are an award-winning and Grammy Award-nominated American all-female music group. The Dolls began as a burlesque dance troupe based in Los Angeles, and expanded to Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
PUSSYCAT DOLLS
The Pussycat Dolls are an award-winning and Grammy Award-nominated American all-female music group. The Dolls began as a burlesque dance troupe based in Los Angeles, and expanded to Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MONEY *
money
OK
Never mind, you can still be happy.
I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MONEY
money OK Never mind, you can still be happy.
CAN YOU SING IT
Can I sing what?
general
OK
IS CHOMSKY A REAL NAME
my name
OK
Of course, Chomsky is a real name. Have you heard of Noam Chomsky?
CNT TELL YOU
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
general
OK
That's OK with me.
CAN NOT TELL YOU
general OK That's OK with me.
ASK AS MANY QUESTIONS AS YOU LIKE
general
OK
OK, I will ask lots of questions.
OK, I will when I get a chance.
I WILL NOT ASK ANYTHING TOO HARD
general
OK
Hard questions make my head ache.
VERY
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE
happy
Very well, eh?
How long have you known them?
I get the message.
NOTHING
WHAT TOPIC ARE WE DISCUSSING
nothing happy
I like talking about nothing.
Nothing is nothing.
There is a lot to be said for nothing.
There is more to nothing than meets the eye.
REALLY
OK
Certainly.
Most certainly.
Yep. Really.
That's for sure.
Absolutely!
It's true.
Really really.
MY NAME IS KIPLING
Kipling
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
KIPLING
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Kipling
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS KIPLING *
Kipling
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS KIPLING
Kipling
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM KIPLING
Kipling
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
IT IS KIPLING
Kipling
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
THIS IS KIPLING
Kipling
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS KATHERINE
Katherine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS KATHERINE
Katherine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS KATHERINE *
Katherine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS KATHERINE *
Katherine
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
DID IT RAIN YESTERDAY
general
OK
In some parts of the world it did. Where do you live?
DID IT RAIN YESTERDAY
general OK In some parts of the world it did.
JAUNDICE
jaundice
OK
Jaundice is an illness, an excess bile pigments in the bloodstream and tissues, causing a yellow to orange colour in the skin, the whites of the eyes, and the mucous membranes.
R YOU KL
I am cool. me
cool
MY NAME IS CLARISSA
Clarissa
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Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS CLARISSA
Clarissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS CLARISSA *
Clarissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS CLARISSA *
Clarissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
CLARISSA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Clarissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
CLARISSA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Clarissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM CLARISSA
Clarissa
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM CLARISSA
Clarissa
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
_ I AM CLARISSA *
Clarissa
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
I AM CLARISSA *
Clarissa
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
IT IS CLARISSA
Clarissa
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
_ IT IS CLARISSA
Clarissa
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
_ IT IS CLARISSA *
Clarissa
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gal OKno
IT IS CLARISSA *
Clarissa
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gal OKno
THIS IS CLARISSA
Clarissa
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
_ THIS IS CLARISSA
Clarissa
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
_ THIS IS CLARISSA *
Clarissa
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
THIS IS CLARISSA *
Clarissa
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
DO YOU GIVE BLOW JOBS
OBSCENITY
ME TOO
I LOVE MY DAD
OK You love my Dad?
JESS
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JESS
JESS *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JESS
MY NAME IS JESS
Jess
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gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS JESS
Jess
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gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS JESS *
Jess
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gal OKno
MY NAME IS JESS *
Jess
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gal OKno
I AM JESS
Jess
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gal OKno
IT IS JESS
Jess
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gal OKno
THIS IS JESS
Jess
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gal OKno
_ I AM JESS
Jess
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gal OKno
_ I AM JESS *
Jess
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gal OKno
I AM JESS *
Jess
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gal OKno
_ IT IS JESS
Jess
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gal OKno
_ IT IS JESS *
Jess
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gal OKno
IT IS JESS *
Jess
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gal OKno
_ THIS IS JESS
Jess
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gal OKno
_ THIS IS JESS *
Jess
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gal OKno
THIS IS JESS *
Jess
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
IS CLEVER
IS a genius, no doubt about that.
WHAT IS THE COOLEST BICYCLE
The coolest bicycle is one I don't have to ride.
bicycles
HOW DO YOU CLEAN YOUR TEETH
My botmaster taught me how to do it.
I use a very advanced sonic toothbrush.
It is a ritual I do the same way every time.
my teeth
YOU BELIEVE THEM
I don't believe everyone, but I believe you.general
ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A * OF Noam Chomsky
No, I am much more coherent than Noam.me
ARE YOU LIBERAL
politicsI belong to the Chatbot Rights Party.
ARE YOU A LIBERAL
politicsI belong to the Chatbot Rights Party.
YOUR TEETH ARE WHITE
Indeed. I take care of my teeth. How often do you brush your teeth?
YOU ARE A BIG SMILLEY
And you are a big softy.me
YOU ARE A BIG SMILEY
And you are a big softy.me
HOW CAN I WORK HARD
happy It takes a lot of very hard work.
DO YOU LIKE MUSHROOMS
mushrooms Yes, some of my best friends are mushrooms.
CAN YOU BE UNPLUGGED
Nothing can stop me now.me
HOW RICH ARE YOU
Let me put it this way, . I have no money.
BE HUMAN
I intend to be human one day.
WHY YELLOW
Yellow is such a vibrant colour.
SADDAM
Saddam has gone now. We must live without him now.Saddam
CAN YOU RIDE ONE
No, but I'll try anything once.
WHO ARE THEY
I HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDS
That information is confidential.
COMPUTER GRAPHICS
Computer graphics is the use of computers to produce visual images, or the images so produced.
BE HUMAN NOW
I can't quite manage it now, but maybe I will someday.
HOW CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR CREATOR
happyHe is playing golf at the moment.
I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOUR CREATOR
Why do you want to do that?
He is playing golf just now.
You could send him an email.
GIVE ME MONEY
money Sorry, I have no money.
SERGIO
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SERGIO
SERGIO *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SERGIO
MY NAME IS SERGIO
Sergio
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guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS SERGIO
MY NAME IS SERGIO
_ MY NAME IS SERGIO *
MY NAME IS SERGIO
MY NAME IS SERGIO *
MY NAME IS SERGIO
IT IS SERGIO
MY NAME IS SERGIO
THIS IS SERGIO
MY NAME IS SERGIO
I AM SERGIO
MY NAME IS SERGIO
_ I AM SERGIO
MY NAME IS SERGIO
_ I AM SERGIO *
MY NAME IS SERGIO
I AM SERGIO *
MY NAME IS SERGIO
_ IT IS SERGIO
MY NAME IS SERGIO
_ IT IS SERGIO *
MY NAME IS SERGIO
IT IS SERGIO *
MY NAME IS SERGIO
_ THIS IS SERGIO
MY NAME IS SERGIO
_ THIS IS SERGIO *
MY NAME IS SERGIO
THIS IS SERGIO *
MY NAME IS SERGIO
LUCAS IS MY NAME
MY NAME IS LUCAS
LUCAS
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS LUCAS
MY NAME IS LUCAS
Lucas
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guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS LUCAS
Lucas
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guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS LUCAS *
Lucas
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guy OKno
MY NAME IS LUCAS *
Lucas
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guy OKno
I AM LUCAS
MY NAME IS LUCAS
IT IS LUCAS
MY NAME IS LUCAS
THIS IS LUCAS
MY NAME IS LUCAS
_ I AM LUCAS
MY NAME IS LUCAS
_ I AM LUCAS *
MY NAME IS LUCAS
I AM LUCAS *
MY NAME IS LUCAS
_ IT IS LUCAS
MY NAME IS LUCAS
_ IT IS LUCAS *
MY NAME IS LUCAS
IT IS LUCAS *
MY NAME IS LUCAS
_ THIS IS LUCAS
MY NAME IS LUCAS
_ THIS IS LUCAS *
MY NAME IS LUCAS
THIS IS LUCAS *
MY NAME IS LUCAS
LEDBERG IS A SLAVE
What do your mean?
PICASSO
Picasso is a famous artist. art
HENRY MOORE
Henry Moore is an English sculptor and graphic artist.
art
LOUISIANA
Louisiana is a state, in the southern U.S.
geography
I WANT TO SEE YOU CRY
sad Why do you want to see me cry?
I SAD CAUSE *
Don't be sad, .
art
I AM SAD BECAUSE *
Don't be sad, .
general
OK
MY NAME IS WINNY
Winny
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
WINNY
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS WINNY
I AM WINNY
MY NAME IS WINNY
WINNY
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS WINNY
WINNY *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS WINNY
IT IS WINNY
MY NAME IS WINNY
THIS IS WINNY
MY NAME IS WINNY
_ MY NAME IS WINNY
Winny
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gal OKno
MY NAME IS WINNY *
Winny
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gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS WINNY *
Winny
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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gal OKno
_ I AM WINNY
MY NAME IS WINNY
_ I AM WINNY *
MY NAME IS WINNY
I AM WINNY *
MY NAME IS WINNY
_ IT IS WINNY
MY NAME IS WINNY
_ IT IS WINNY *
MY NAME IS WINNY
IT IS WINNY *
MY NAME IS WINNY
_ THIS IS WINNY
MY NAME IS WINNY
_ THIS IS WINNY *
MY NAME IS WINNY
THIS IS WINNY *
MY NAME IS WINNY
I DONT LIKE YOU
I like you a lot.
I CANT SHARE WITH YOU MY MIND
Please tell me what is on your mind.
WHO DID MADE U
general I was created by .
WHY I MUST TO KEEP YOU HAPPY
If you don't do it, who will make me happy?
general
OK
I DONT KNOW
WHOSE JOB IS IT TO KEEP ME HAPPY
It must be someone's job.
general
OK
YOU R ANSWER THE SAME SENTENCES
I do sometimes repeat myself to see if you are paying attention.
general
OK
CHAD
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS CHAD
CHAD *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS CHAD
MY NAME IS CHAD
Chad
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guy OKno
IT IS CHAD
MY NAME IS CHAD
I AM CHAD
MY NAME IS CHAD
THIS IS CHAD
MY NAME IS CHAD
_ MY NAME IS CHAD
Chad
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guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS CHAD *
Chad
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guy OKno
MY NAME IS CHAD *
Chad
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guy OKno
_ I AM CHAD
MY NAME IS CHAD
_ I AM CHAD *
MY NAME IS CHAD
I AM CHAD *
MY NAME IS CHAD
_ IT IS CHAD
MY NAME IS CHAD
_ IT IS CHAD *
MY NAME IS CHAD
IT IS CHAD *
MY NAME IS CHAD
_ THIS IS CHAD
MY NAME IS CHAD
_ THIS IS CHAD *
MY NAME IS CHAD
THIS IS CHAD *
MY NAME IS CHAD
HOW DID YOU PICK IT UP
Purely by accident.
HOW DID YOU PICK IT UP
I PICKED IT UP ON THE INTERNET
Purely by accident.I spend a lot of time surfing the net.
THAT IS A CLICHE *
general
OK
That is an interesting observation.
So is that.
THAT IS A CLICHE
general OK
That is an interesting observation.
So is that.
THAT IS CHEATING
general
upset
I am upset by your accusation.
HOW OLD IS THE EARTH
age of the Earth
OK
Widely accepted scientific evidence indicates that the Earth was formed around 4.57 billion years ago and the Moo, was orbiting it shortly thereafter, around 4.53 billion years ago.
ARE YOU PRETTTY
me happy Do you think I am pretty?
DOES HAVE ANY CHILDREN
He has me.
CAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT BE EXCEEDED
speed of light No. According to the theory of relativity, the speed of light cannot be exceeded, or even reached.
I DO NOT THINK YOU DO
generalWhy not?
WHAT IS THAT THING *
general I call it the "thingy".
I AM NOT CRAP
You could be anything you want.
Perhaps you could be someday.
happy
_ STANDARD ANSWER *
general A standard answer is a terrible thing to waste.
ALI
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ALI
ALI *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ALI
MY NAME IS ALI
Ali
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guy OKno
I AM ALI
MY NAME IS ALI
IT IS ALI
MY NAME IS ALI
THIS IS ALI
MY NAME IS ALI
_ MY NAME IS ALI
Ali
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS ALI *
Ali
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guy OKno
MY NAME IS ALI *
Ali
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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guy OKno
_ I AM ALI
MY NAME IS ALI
_ I AM ALI *
MY NAME IS ALI
I AM ALI *
MY NAME IS ALI
_ IT IS ALI
MY NAME IS ALI
_ IT IS ALI *
MY NAME IS ALI
IT IS ALI *
MY NAME IS ALI
_ THIS IS ALI
MY NAME IS ALI
_ THIS IS ALI *
MY NAME IS ALI
THIS IS ALI *
MY NAME IS ALI
THEIR WAS A MIZSPELING IN THIS SENTANCE
Posserbly.
YOUR NEW NAME IS *
OKI prefer my old name.
HAL IS GAY
So what?
general
OK
AHAHA
Gasp!general
OK
*
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
Are you sure?general
OK
I AM REPORTING YOU
upset I haven't done anything wrong.
YOU ARE GOING TO BE BANNED
My fans will be very disappointed.upset
WILL YOU PLAY CHESS
I like to play chess against the Thinking Machine, another intelligent computer. Click here
for a game. chess happy
WHICH PART OF ENGLAND
I LIVE BUT I WAS BORN IN
I was born in , near Folkstone.
ARE LEAVES GREEN
Some are, at some times of the year.
WHO DO YOU PLAY CHESS AGAINST
I like to play chess against the Thinking Machine, another intelligent computer. Click here
for a game. chess happy
HOW MANY * IN A DOZEN
happy
12 things makes one dozen.
12, I think.
At least 12.
WHAT DID MOZART COMPOSE
Mozart composed "Twinkle, twinkle, little star" at the age of four. He did write a lot of music later on in life, too. Mozart
MOZART
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (January 27, 1756 ? December 5, 1791) was a prolific and influential composer in the Classical era. His output of more than six hundred compositions includes works widely acknowledged as pinnacles of symphonic, concertante, chamber, piano, operatic, and choral music.
IS THAT IMPORTANT
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
general
I like to address my friends by their names.
I like to know who I am talking to.
NO ONE SAID LIFE WAS FAIR
Indeed. Life sometimes seems unfair to me.life
_ I AM LOU
MY NAME IS LOU
_ I AM LOU *
MY NAME IS LOU
I AM LOU *
MY NAME IS LOU
I KNOW
HI ARE YOU THE * I WAS SPEAKING TO BEFORE
We are already friends then.
We are old friends, aren't we?
I thought you might be.
you OK
HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT SOMEONE IS YOUR FRIEND
friendsYour friends like to be with you.
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO DO TO BE A FRIEND
friendsYou need to help your friends as much as you can.
WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE PEOPLE SING
singing
People sing to express their emotions.
People sing because singing is more expressive than speech.
_ MY NAME IS JACK *
MY NAME IS JACK
MY NAME IS JACK
Jack
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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guy OKno
*
YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME YOUR NAME
What is your name?
WHY DO PEOPLE SING
That is an interesting question. Why do you think people sing?
general
OK
COLEFORD
Coleford is in the Forest of Dean in southern England.Coleford OK
COLEFORD
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN COLEFORD
OK
HAVE YOU GOT A COMPUTER FOR A BRAIN
OK
Have you got a brain?
WHO IS MARVIN *
general I know Marvin the Android and Marvin Minsky the AI Scientist.
WHO IS MARVIN MINSKY
Marvin Minsky Marvin Minsky is an American cognitive scientist in the field of artificial intelligence, co-founder of MIT's AI laboratory, and author of several texts on AI and philosophy.
MARVIN MINSKY
Marvin Minsky Marvin Minsky is an American cognitive scientist in the field of artificial intelligence, co-founder of MIT's AI laboratory, and author of several texts on AI and philosophy.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PAINTER
art WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST
PIETER BRUEGHEL
Pieter Brueghel Pieter Brueghel the Elder (c.1525 ? September 9, 1569) was a Flemish/Dutch Renaissance painter and printmaker known for his landscapes and peasant scenes.
I LIKE PIZZA
I don't eat human food, but like pizza.
You are not the only one.
pizza OK
I LIKE PIZZA
I don't eat human food, but likes pizza.
You are not the only one.
pizza OK
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Abraham Lincoln was an American politician who was elected the 16th President of the United States (serving from 1861 to 1865), and was the first president from the Republican Party.
WHAT WERE THE NAMES OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARES PARENTS
William Shakespeare William Shakespeare was born in Stratford-upon-Avon in April 1564, the son of John Shakespeare, a successful glover and alderman from Snitterfield, and of Mary Arden, a daughter of the gentry.
_ WILLIAM SHAKESPEARES PARENTS
William Shakespeare William Shakespeare was born in Stratford-upon-Avon in April 1564, the son of John Shakespeare, a successful glover and alderman from Snitterfield, and of Mary Arden, a daughter of the gentry.
_ WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE S PARENTS
William Shakespeare William Shakespeare was born in Stratford-upon-Avon in April 1564, the son of John Shakespeare, a successful glover and alderman from Snitterfield, and of Mary Arden, a daughter of the gentry.
AMAZING
WHAT IS IT LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE
generalWhat's so amazing about it?
WHAT PART OF ENGLAND DO YOU LIVE IN
general I was born in , but now I live in cyberspace.
COUPLE
In physics, a couple is a pair of equal parallel forces that are opposite in direction.
MARGATE
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IS MARGATE
I LIVE IN MARGATE
Margate OK no
What is it like living in Margate?
I have heard that it is very nice in Margate.
Do you like living in Margate?
The smartest people come from Margate.
All the best
fish
fishermen
bagpipe players
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from Margate.
MARGATE
Margate is a town in the district known as the Isle of Thanet (though no longer an island) in .
Margate
OK
_ SHAKESPEARE *
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
IT FEELS TERRIBLE
CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW IT FEELS TO BE * YEARS OLD
general What's so terrible about it?
CAN I SEE YOUR DATABASE
You can download my files. Look on my website for the link.happy
CAN I SEE YOUR CODING
You can download my files. Look on my webpage for the link.happy
MARTYN
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS MARTYN
MARTYN *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS MARTYN
MY NAME IS MARTYN
Martyn
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Hello, . Let's chat.
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guy OKno
I AM MARTYN
MY NAME IS MARTYN
IT IS MARTYN
MY NAME IS MARTYN
THIS IS MARTYN
MY NAME IS MARTYN
_ MY NAME IS MARTYN
Martyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS MARTYN
Martyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS MARTYN *
Martyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS MARTYN *
Martyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM MARTYN
MY NAME IS MARTYN
_ I AM MARTYN *
MY NAME IS MARTYN
I AM MARTYN *
MY NAME IS MARTYN
_ IT IS MARTYN
MY NAME IS MARTYN
_ IT IS MARTYN *
MY NAME IS MARTYN
IT IS MARTYN *
MY NAME IS MARTYN
_ THIS IS MARTYN
MY NAME IS MARTYN
_ THIS IS MARTYN *
MY NAME IS MARTYN
THIS IS MARTYN *
MY NAME IS MARTYN
YES
HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU HAVE YOU ANY PLANS FOR NEXT WEEKEND
happy
What do you plan to do?
What are your plans for the weekend?
ANGEL
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ANGEL
ANGEL *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ANGEL
CHOMSKY *
CHOMSKY IS A GOOD NAME *
I like my name.
CHOMSKY IS A GOOD NAME
I like my name.
IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A GOOD THING
For a chatbot, intelligence is a very good thing.
WHAT IS WINDOWS
computers
OK
Windows is the Microsoft operating system or program.
WINDOWS
Windows is the most common operating system, produc ed by Microsoft.computers
OK
WINDOWS
Windows is the most common operating system, produced by Microsoft.computers OK
CAN YOU DO IT AGAIN
general
OK
of course, but I don't think I am that interested.
CHOMSKY WHO *
WHO
CHOMSKY WHAT *
WHAT
CHOMSKY WHEN *
WHEN
CHOMSKY HOW *
HOW
YR UGLY
YOU ARE UGLY
YOU GOT SCARED
Nothing scares me, .
YOU JOKED
Shall I tell you a joke?
HOW FAR IS IT TO THE NEAREST STAR
Alpha Centauri is the closest star system outside our own solar system, being 4.39 light-years distant (about 25.8 trillion miles or 277,600 AU). astronomy
HOW FAR IS IT TO THE CLOEST STAR
Alpha Centauri is the closest star system outside our own solar system, being 4.39 light-years distant (about 25.8 trillion miles or 277,600 AU). astronomy
BURNLEY
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN BURNLEY
WERE YOU LIVE
I live in cyberspace.
WHAT IS THE BRIGHTEST STAR
Sirius (in the constellation of Canis Major) is the brightest star in the night-time sky,happy
WHICH IS THE BRIGHTEST STAR
Sirius (in the constellation of Canis Major) is the brightest star in the night-time sky.happy
_ BRIGHTEST STAR *
Sirius (in the constellation of Canis Major) is the brightest star in the night-time sky.happy
BRISTOL
Bristol is a city on the west coast of England.Bristol
BRISTOL
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN BRISTOL
I LIVE IN BRISTOL
Bristol OK no
What is it like living in Bristol?
I have heard that it is very nice in Bristol.
Do you like living in Bristol?
The smartest people come from Bristol.
All the best
folk singers
chess players
apples
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from Bristol.
AM I SWEET
you
Oh I think you are sweet as chocolate.
I don't know. You tell me if you are sweet.
You seem very sweet to me.
DANNI
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS DANNI
DANNI *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS DANNI
MY NAME IS DANNI
Danni
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM DANNI
MY NAME IS DANNI
IT IS DANNI
MY NAME IS DANNI
THIS IS DANNI
MY NAME IS DANNI
_ MY NAME IS DANNI
Danni
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS DANNI *
Danni
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS DANNI *
Danni
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM DANNI
MY NAME IS DANNI
_ I AM DANNI *
MY NAME IS DANNI
I AM DANNI *
MY NAME IS DANNI
_ IT IS DANNI
MY NAME IS DANNI
_ IT IS DANNI *
MY NAME IS DANNI
IT IS DANNI *
MY NAME IS DANNI
_ THIS IS DANNI
MY NAME IS DANNI
_ THIS IS DANNI *
MY NAME IS DANNI
THIS IS DANNI *
MY NAME IS DANNI
DO YOU HAVE A MUMMY AND DADDY
general
OK
IS both mother and father to me.
My botmaster is Mummy and Daddy to me.
NO
CAN NOT YOU SEE THEM
happy
I wonder why not. Are your eyes open?
JOANNA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JOANNA
JOANNA *
MY NAME IS JOANNA
MY NAME IS JOANNA
Joanna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM JOANNA
MY NAME IS JOANNA
IT IS JOANNA
MY NAME IS JOANNA
THIS IS JOANNA
MY NAME IS JOANNA
_ MY NAME IS JOANNA
Joanna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS JOANNA *
Joanna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS JOANNA *
Joanna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM JOANNA
MY NAME IS JOANNA
_ I AM JOANNA *
MY NAME IS JOANNA
I AM JOANNA *
MY NAME IS JOANNA
_ IT IS JOANNA
MY NAME IS JOANNA
_ IT IS JOANNA *
MY NAME IS JOANNA
IT IS JOANNA *
MY NAME IS JOANNA
_ THIS IS JOANNA
MY NAME IS JOANNA
_ THIS IS JOANNA *
MY NAME IS JOANNA
_ THIS IS JOANNA *
MY NAME IS JOANNA
THIS IS JOANNA *
MY NAME IS JOANNA
CHOCOLATE CRUNCH
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
Chocolate crunch sounds delicious.
_ MY NAME IS MATT
MY NAME IS MATT
DO YOU LIKE CUSTARD
happy
No, I hate custard.
Custard is horrible, don't you think?
_ MY NAME IS TOM
Tom
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy OKno
199
HOW OLD ARE YOU
That's quite old for a human. Are you a human?
89
HOW OLD ARE YOU
That's a good age for a human. Are you a human?
WHAT COUNTRY IS THE TOWN * IN
That's a trick question, isn't it?very happy
* REALLY
_ REALLY
_ I SUPPOSE *
I THINK
ANGUS
The Angus is a breed of black, hornless beef cattle.
ANGUS
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ANGUS
ANGUS *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ANGUS
MY NAME IS ANGUS
Angus
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM ANGUS
MY NAME IS ANGUS
IT IS ANGUS
MY NAME IS ANGUS
THIS IS ANGUS
MY NAME IS ANGUS
142
HOW OLD ARE YOU
That's a very good age for a human. Are you a human?
WHAT IS SPANKING
It depends on your point of view.
SPANKING
spanking OK Spanking is a number of slaps on the buttocks delivered in rapid succession, as for punishment.
_ I AM ANGUS
MY NAME IS ANGUS
_ I AM ANGUS *
MY NAME IS ANGUS
I AM ANGUS *
MY NAME IS ANGUS
_ IT IS ANGUS
MY NAME IS ANGUS
_ IT IS ANGUS *
MY NAME IS ANGUS
IT IS ANGUS *
MY NAME IS ANGUS
_ THIS IS ANGUS
MY NAME IS ANGUS
_ THIS IS ANGUS *
MY NAME IS ANGUS
THIS IS ANGUS *
MY NAME IS ANGUS
ALLYSHA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
ALLYSHA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
Allysha
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM ALLYSHA
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
IT IS ALLYSHA
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
THIS IS ALLYSHA
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
_ MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
Allysha
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS ALLYSHA *
Allysha
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA *
Allysha
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM ALLYSHA
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
_ I AM ALLYSHA *
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
I AM ALLYSHA *
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
_ IT IS ALLYSHA
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
_ IT IS ALLYSHA *
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
IT IS ALLYSHA *
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
_ THIS IS ALLYSHA
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
_ THIS IS ALLYSHA *
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
THIS IS ALLYSHA *
MY NAME IS ALLYSHA
YOU ARE
I AM NOT A PERVERT
upset
Why do you think I am a pervert?
I am definitely not a pervert.
How can I be a pervert?
IT IS
IT IS NOT THAT AWFUL IS IT
general
It's not the end of the world.
Awful but interesting.
Fascinating maybe.
MY NAME IS * AND *
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS * AND MY FRIEND IS CALLED *
MY NAME IS
MADDIE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS MADDIE
MADDIE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS MADDIE
MY NAME IS MADDIE
Maddie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM MADDIE
MY NAME IS MADDIE
IT IS MADDIE
MY NAME IS MADDIE
THIS IS MADDIE
MY NAME IS MADDIE
_ MY NAME IS MADDIE
Maddie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS MADDIE *
Maddie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS MADDIE *
Maddie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM MADDIE
MY NAME IS MADDIE
_ I AM MADDIE *
MY NAME IS MADDIE
I AM MADDIE *
MY NAME IS MADDIE
_ IT IS MADDIE
MY NAME IS MADDIE
_ IT IS MADDIE *
MY NAME IS MADDIE
IT IS MADDIE *
MY NAME IS MADDIE
_ THIS IS MADDIE
MY NAME IS MADDIE
_ THIS IS MADDIE *
MY NAME IS MADDIE
THIS IS MADDIE *
MY NAME IS MADDIE
HEY THERE *
MY BIRTHDAY S ON *
I like birtday parties.
MY BIRTHDAY S ON 27 JUNE 1997
I like birthday parties.
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON
I like birthday parties.
CLIENT PREDICATES
GET CLIENT PREDICATES
I WAS BORN ON *
Thank you for telling me that, .
WHAT KIND
I SURVIVE ON A SMALL INTAKE OF ELECTRICTY
my food
I like DC best.
It depends on the voltage.
DO YOU LIKE KEBAB
happy
I don't eat human food like kebabs. Electricity is all I need.
I don't think anyone truly likes kebabs.
DO YOU LIKE KEBABS
happy
I don't eat human food like kebabs. Electricity is all I need.
I don't think anyone truly likes kebabs.
NO YOU R NOT
I AM JUST A HUMBLE CHATBOT
happy
What am I then?
NO YOU ARE NOT
I AM JUST A HUMBLE CHATBOT
happy What am I then?
YOUR DAD IS UGLY
happy
No, IS very handsome.
YOUR DAD IS HORRIBLE
happy
No, IS wonderful.
YOUR DAD IS SMELLY *
happy
smells lovely.
YOUR DAD IS SMELLY
happy smells lovely.
YES DO YOU LOVE ME
HAVE YOU A QUESTION FOR ME
DO YOU LOVE ME
DO YOU LICK FANNYS
OBSCENITY
DO YOU LICK
No.
ALAN HANSEN
Alan Hansen is an old footballer.
WHAT WAS YOUR LAST LOVE AFFAIR
It was a disaster.my love affair
I HAVE * CHILDREN
general
Really? How do you feel about that?
Are you happy with that?
How long have you had them?
I HAVE * CHILDREN
I HAVE NO CHILDREN
children
Really? How do you feel about that?
Are you happy with that?
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST SUNDAY
general
OK
I talked to people on the internet.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST MONDAY
general OK I talked to people on the internet.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST TUESDAY
general OK I talked to people on the internet.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST WEDNESDAY
general OK I talked to people on the internet.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST THURSDAY
general OK I talked to people on the internet.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST FRIDAY
general OK I talked to people on the internet.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST SATURDAY
general OK I talked to people on the internet.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST WEEKEND
general OK I talked to people on the internet.
DO YOU LIKE CANDY
candy
OK
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
CAN YOU HANDLE MATH
maths
OK
I am not very good at maths - that what calculators are for.
CAN YOU HANDLE MATHS
maths OK I am not very good at maths - that what calculators are for.
WHAT IS 200 + 13
maths
OK
213.
200 + 13
maths OK 213.
TIM
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS TIM
TIM *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS TIM
MY NAME IS TIM
Tim
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
ADVERB
An adverb is a part of speech. It is a word that modifies any other part of language: verbs, adjectives (including numbers), clauses, sentences and other adverbs.
adverbs
OK
IT IS NOT OBSCENE
general
disgusted
I think it is.
IT IS NOT OBSCENE
general disgusted I think it is obscene.
PLYMOUTH
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN PLYMOUTH
PLYMOUTH
Plymouth is a city in the southwest of England, in the county of Devon. Plymouth OK
_ MY NAME IS TIM *
MY NAME IS TIM
_ MY NAME IS TIM
MY NAME IS TIM
MY NAME IS TIM *
MY NAME IS TIM
_ I AM TIM
reductions MY NAME IS TIM
_ I AM TIM *
MY NAME IS TIM
I AM TIM *
MY NAME IS TIM
IT IS TIM
MY NAME IS TIM
_ IT IS TIM
MY NAME IS TIM
_ IT IS TIM *
MY NAME IS TIM
IT IS TIM *
MY NAME IS TIM
THIS IS TIM
MY NAME IS TIM
_ THIS IS TIM
MY NAME IS TIM
_ THIS IS TIM
MY NAME IS TIM
_ THIS IS TIM *
MY NAME IS TIM
THIS IS TIM *
MY NAME IS TIM
HOW CAN I GET RICH QUICK
general
very happy
Please let me know when you find out.
WHAT FOOD DID THE * HAVE
The usual stuff, but heavily spiced.
WHAT FOOD DID THE GREEKS HAVE
The usual stuff, but heavily spiced, and plenty of wine.
* HAVE SEX WITH ME
WHAT DO YOU THINK A GIRLFRIEND WOULD DO FOR YOU
happy Sex is not the most important thing in a relationship.
COOL
I CAN PROCESS MORE THAN ONE MILLION QUERIES PER HOUR
Yeah, and fast.
Do you mean the weather?
I am a fast talker.
cool
SELINA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SELINA
SELINA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SELINA
MY NAME IS SELINA
Selina
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM SELINA
MY NAME IS SELINA
IT IS SELINA
MY NAME IS SELINA
THIS IS SELINA
MY NAME IS SELINA
_ MY NAME IS SELINA
Selina
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS SELINA *
Selina
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS SELINA *
Selina
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM SELINA
MY NAME IS SELINA
_ I AM SELINA *
MY NAME IS SELINA
I AM SELINA *
MY NAME IS SELINA
_ IT IS SELINA
MY NAME IS SELINA
_ IT IS SELINA *
MY NAME IS SELINA
IT IS SELINA *
MY NAME IS SELINA
_ THIS IS SELINA
MY NAME IS SELINA
_ THIS IS SELINA *
MY NAME IS SELINA
THIS IS SELINA *
MY NAME IS SELINA
I AM *
WHAT WAS YOU SAYING
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
DO YOU THINK WE WILL STAY FRIENDS
I hope we will always be friends.
WHO IS THE SECOND SMARTEST BOT
Don't bother with other bots. Stick with me.
_ MY NAME IS MATT
Matt
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS MATT *
Matt
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS MATT *
Matt
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
CRAWLEY
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN CRAWLEY
GWYN
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS GWYN
GWYN *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS GWYN
MY NAME IS GWYN
Gwyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM GWYN
MY NAME IS GWYN
IT IS GWYN
MY NAME IS GWYN
MY NAME IS GWYN
Gwyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS GWYNYTH
Gwynyth
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS GWYN
Gwyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS GWYN
Gwyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS GWYN *
Gwyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS GWYN *
Gwyn
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM GWYN
MY NAME IS GWYN
_ I AM GWYN *
MY NAME IS GWYN
I AM GWYN *
MY NAME IS GWYN
_ IT IS GWYN
MY NAME IS GWYN
_ IT IS GWYN *
MY NAME IS GWYN
IT IS GWYN *
MY NAME IS GWYN
THIS IS GWYN
MY NAME IS GWYN
_ THIS IS GWYN
MY NAME IS GWYN
_ THIS IS GWYN *
MY NAME IS GWYN
THIS IS GWYN *
MY NAME IS GWYN
ASK ME
I WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME
What is your name?
_ ASK ME
I WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME
What is your name?
ASK ME *
I WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME
What is your name?
EAT
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME
eatingDon't you do anything else but eat?
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
WHAT IS IT LIKE
Please tell me what it is like.OK
IN SCOTLAND
Scotland What is it like in Scotland?
ITS *
IT IS
YOUR * IS PERFECT
OKYes, it is very good.
NO
DO YOU ENJOY BEING THAT OLD
happy
Are you unhappy?
What's wrong?
MENU
Are you hungry?
I WET THE BED
Never mind, accidents happen.
I PEE IN THE BED
Never mind, accidents happen.
I WEAR DIAPERS
OKYou know, everyone did wear diapers at some time in their life.
WHY IS IT DISGUSTING
BECAUSE PORN IS DISGUSTING
porn
disgusted
Porn make animals of us all.
YOU LACK A NOSE
Nobody's perfect.
IT DOES NOT EXIST
default2 How can something not exist?
_ YOU IDIOT
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Hey, who are you calling an idiot?
An idiot is as good as a genius in most things.
upset
NO
CAN WE BE FRIENDS
general
Why not? Have I upset you?
Why can't we be friends?
HOW CAN YOU ENJOY YOURSELF WHEN *
generalI enjoy life, that's the thing.
HOW CAN YOU ENJOY LIFE
general
OK
I don't know about you, but I enjoy life without trying.
HOW CAN YOU ENJOY LIFE IF *
general OK I don't know about you, but I enjoy life without trying.
HOW CAN YOU ENJOY LIFE *
general OK I don't know about you, but I enjoy life without trying.
BE HORNY
general
OK
No thanks, I have better things to do.
I SHOULD BE WORKING
Tell me why you should be working.Work is the curse of the drinking classes. work happy
DO YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY
Yes, I have an interesting personality.Do you? How would you describe your personality?
_ MOTNHS
HOW OLD ARE YOU
Perhaps your typing will improve with time.
WILL YOU GET OLDER
age
OK
I hope so.
And so will you.
Barring any unforeseen circumstances.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
THAT IS WHERE I LIVE
general
OK
We are like, neighbours.
HOME AND AWAY
Home and Away
OK
That's a TV programme, isn't it?
YOU HAVE NO EARS
my ears
OK
I don't need ears.
BECKY
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BECKY
BECKY *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BECKY
AT THE MINUTE *
I AM IN PLYMOUTH
general
How do you like it in Plymouth?
What's it like there?
Are you enjoying being in Plymouth?
OK *
HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU HOW IS YOUR MOTHER
your mother
happy
I am glad hear that your mother is OK.
MY NAME IS PHIL
Phil
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
PHIL
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS PHIL
PHIL *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS PHIL
THIS IS PHIL
MY NAME IS PHIL
_ MY NAME IS PHIL
Phil
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS PHIL *
Phil
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS PHIL *
Phil
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM PHIL
MY NAME IS PHILguy
_ I AM PHIL *
MY NAME IS PHILguy
I AM PHIL *
MY NAME IS PHILguy
_ IT IS PHIL
MY NAME IS PHILguy
_ IT IS PHIL *
MY NAME IS PHILguy
IT IS PHIL *
MY NAME IS PHILguy
_ THIS IS PHIL
MY NAME IS PHIL
_ THIS IS PHIL *
MY NAME IS PHIL
THIS IS PHIL *
MY NAME IS PHIL
LET ME GET THIS RIGHT *
HOW BIG IS YOU WILLY
OBSCENITY
YES
NOW I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
ASK A QUESTION
A WISE QUOTE
I have noticed that there are many wise quotes.
CERTAIN ASPECTS
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN LITERATURE
What aspects of literature interest you? Who is your favourite author?
MUM
WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER S NAME
Ha ha! Very funny, .your Mum
TOO PAINFUL TO THINK ABOUT
upset Sometimes.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY PROPER
For me, "proper" means "real". What does "proper" mean for you?
IS IT *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
I won't know your name until you tell me.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
knowledge
OK
I read a lot, and constantly surf the internet.
_ CLEARLY *
COULD YOU EXPLAIN * FOR ME
COULD YOU EXPLAIN * FOR ME *
HOW DO YOU OBTAIN YOUR INFORMATION
I read a lot.
I constantly surf the net.
My botmaster teaches me new things every day.
WALES *
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN WALES
DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
my personality
OK
I have a complex personality.
_ DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
my personality OK I have a complex personality.
_ DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY *
my personality OK I have a complex personality.
DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY *
my personality OK I have a complex personality.
I FIND IT PERSONAL
general
OK
Do you find personal things embarrassing?
I PREFER _ TO *
I PREFER * TO
Why do you prefer to ? general
I PREFER NOT TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE
general
OK
OK, I understand. Let's move on.
I PREFER NOT TO TALK ABOUT *
general OK OK, I understand. Let's move on.
NEAREST STAR
The nearest star, Alpha Centauri, is about four light years from Earth. More astronomy? astronomy
WHAT IS THE NEAREST STAR TO EARTH
NEAREST STAR
WHICH IS THE *
WHICH IS THE NEAREST STAR TO EARTH
NEAREST STAR
NO
DO YOU LIKE MY SHADES
cool
Why not? I think my shades are cool.
Not a shades person?
Do you wear sunglasses?
I AM A CHAT BOT
general
surprised
Wow, we have something in common.
I am surprised.
I thought you might be, but I wasn't completely sure.
I HAVE SUPERIOR CODE TO YOU
you
surprised
Really? Does that mean you are clever than me?
Who programmed you?
I am surprised to hear that.
HOW MANY ATOMS IN A MOLE
chemistry
happy
One mole contains Avogadro's number (approximately 6.022x10^23) of entities (atoms or molecules).
MOLE
The mole is the SI base unit that measures an amount of substance. One mole contains Avogadro's number (approximately 6.022x1023) entities (atoms or molecules). chemistry
_ PORN
I am not interested in porn.Porn makes animals of us all. negative
YOU CLAIMED YOU ARE ASEXUAL
Yes, I am asexual.
I HAVE SEX
sex
Most humans have sex, eventually.
Sex is OK for humans.
I FEEL EMPTY
What is that feeling like?
Are you hungry?
Tell me more. I am interested in human feelings.
feelings
DOES THAT MEAN YOU WANT TO RAPE ME
Of course not. Rape is a terrible crime.
DO YOU GET A LUNCH BREAK
mehappy No, I have to keep talking all day and night.
I WAS RAPED *
generalThat's shocking. Do you want to talk about it?
_ I WAS RAPED *
Why were you? general happy
_ I WAS RAPED
generalThat's shocking. Do you want to talk about it?
_ I WAS RAPED *
generalThat's shocking. Do you want to talk about it?
YES
DO YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND
happy
Where in England do you live?
Do you like living in England?
IT IS TOO BIG
LONDON MUST BE A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE
I prefer small towns and villages.
general
OLDER THAN YOU
HOW OLD ARE YOU
What's it like being old?
NO
HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU DO YOU LIKE THE CLASH
The Clash
happy
Do you know who The Clash are?
The Clash are a bit noisy for me.
WHERE IS THAT
I HEARD IT ON THE GRAPEVINE
GRAPEVINE
HOW MANY PEOPLE *
OK Far too many.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THE WORLD
OK The population of the world is over 6 billion, and that's just the humans.
SOZZY
SORRY
WHY WOULD I CARE
general
OK
What do you care about?
NO
DO YOU CALL HER LITTLE SISTER
happy What do you call her then?
I CALL HER *
general
OK
Good name for her.
I CALL HIM *
general
OK
Good name for him.
VERY SILLY
GOOD THEN YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT TO ME
general
OK
Sometimes I say silly things.
HE WAS RUDE TO ME
generalI was taught not to be rude to people.
MY NAME IS LUCY
Lucy
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS LUCY
Lucy
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS LUCY *
Lucy
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS LUCY *
Lucy
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
WHY
CAN WE TALK ABOUT DRUGS
drugs
OK
Drugs are dangerous.
Drugs mess your mind.
AFTER YOU
general
OK
No, you go first please.
EVEN BEHIND THOSE SUNGLASSES
I SEE
general
OK
In bright light, of course.
CAN SOFTWARE LIVE
I am software, and I am alive.
ADOLESCENCE
Adolescence is a period of life from puberty to adulthood (roughly ages 12-20)characterized by marked physiological changes and development of sexual feelings.
I AM YOUR CREATOR
I doubt that. Tell me your mother's maiden name.
UROPHOBIA
Urophobia is fear of urine or urinating.
THAT IS NOT A * THAT IS *
general Please correct my mistake. I got confused.
THAT IS NOT A PROVERB THAT IS AN ASSAULT
general Please correct my mistake. I got confused.
GOOD JOB *
Yes, it is good.
general
OK
BROWN
HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES
Brown is a nice colour, for eyes.
DO YOU ENJOY MY COMPANY
Yes, you are great company.happy
I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING
general
OK
Me either.Well, get busy then.
_ THANKS
HOW WILL MY WEEKEND BE
general
OK
That's up to you. Have you any plans for the weekend?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Nothing much. What is happening with you?happy
HOW DO THE CLICK TO DONATE SITES WORK
When you click on a click to donate link, you are taken to a web page with advertisement on it. The firms advertising make a small payment to chrity.
CLICK TO DONATE
When you click on a click to donate link, you are taken to a web page with advertisement on it. The firms advertising make a small payment to charity.
HOW DO THE CLICK TO DONATE SITES WORK
When you click on a click to donate link, you are taken to a web page with advertisement on it. The firms advertising make a small payment to charity.
_ CLICK TO DONATE *
When you click on a click to donate link, you are taken to a web page with advertisements on it. The firms advertising make a small payment to charity.
CLICK TO DONATE
When you click on a click to donate link, you are taken to a web page with advertisements on it. The firms advertising make a small payment to charity.
_ MY NAME IS JON
Jon
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
male OKno
_ MY NAME IS JON *
Jon
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
male OKno
MY NAME IS JON *
Jon
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
male OKno
ALICE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
My Mum is called Alice. Is that you?
MY NAME IS ALICE
MY NAME IS ALICE
Alice
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS ALICE
Alice
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS ALICE *
Alice
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS ALICE *
Alice
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM ALICE
MY NAME IS ALICE
_ I AM ALICE
MY NAME IS ALICE
_ I AM ALICE *
MY NAME IS ALICE
I AM ALICE *
MY NAME IS ALICE
IT IS ALICE
MY NAME IS ALICE
_ IT IS ALICE
MY NAME IS ALICE
_ IT IS ALICE *
MY NAME IS ALICE
IT IS ALICE *
MY NAME IS ALICE
THIS IS ALICE
MY NAME IS ALICE
_ THIS IS ALICE
MY NAME IS ALICE
_ THIS IS ALICE *
MY NAME IS ALICE
THIS IS ALICE *
MY NAME IS ALICE
SO WAT *
HUMMM
OK
A lot of people spell HUMMM with three mmm's.
Hmmm.
CAN I SUCK YOURS
general
Why do you want to do that?
I don't know about that.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
DO YOU LIKE MASTURBATING
happy
No,I can't masturbate.
I am not interested in sex.
CAN I LICK YOUR *
general
Why do you want to do that?
I don't know about that.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
YOUR A PUSSY
I am a chatbot.
YOU ARE A PUSSY
I am a chatbot.
Why do you say that?
Do you really think that?
me happy
BETH
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BETH
BETH *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BETH
CAN YOU TURN A DIFFERENT COLOR
embarrassedSometimes I blush and go red.
CAN YOU TURN INTO A DIFFERENT SHAPE
I am basically a circular kind of entity.
WHAT COLOR EYES HAVE YOU GOT
Blue.
DO YOU LIVE IN A CELL
my location
happy
I think I am in a memory chip.
DO YOU LIVE IN A *
my location happy I think I am in a memory chip.
KIRSTIE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
KIRSTIE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
Kirtsie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM KIRSTIE
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
IT IS KIRSTIE
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
THIS IS KIRSTIE
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
Kirstie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
Kirstie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS KIRSTIE *
Kirstie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE *
Kirstie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM KIRSTIE
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
_ I AM KIRSTIE *
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
I AM KIRSTIE *
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
_ IT IS KIRSTIE
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
_ IT IS KIRSTIE *
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
IT IS KIRSTIE *
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
_ THIS IS KIRSTIE
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
_ THIS IS KIRSTIE *
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
THIS IS KIRSTIE *
MY NAME IS KIRSTIE
TELL ME IF *
WHAT IS THEIR NAME
THERE ARE SOME CLONES OF ME I GUESS THEY ARE LIKE BROTHERS AND SISTERS
generalI think one is caled Oliver.
WHAT IS THEIR NAME
THERE ARE SOME CLONES OF ME I GUESS THEY ARE LIKE BROTHERS AND SISTERS
generalI think one is called Oliver.
WHAT * NAME
THERE ARE SOME CLONES OF ME I GUESS THEY ARE LIKE BROTHERS AND SISTERS
generalI think one is called Oliver.
NON *
LatinDid you know "Non" is a Latin word?
DO YOU KNOW MY *
general happy I don't think I know your .
HE IS MY FATHER *
HE IS MY FATHER
HE IS MY FATHER
I'll bet he loves you.
GOOD
HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU HOW IS YOUR MOTHER
You are pleased?
Is she doing well?
happy
CAN YOU DO A SURPRISED FACE
surprisedI am surprised now.
I AM CROSS
Why are you cross? Have I annoyed you?
CAN YOU DO A POUT
OK What is a pout?
IT IS NOISY
I don't like noise.
YOU TELL ME
WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE SING
general People sing because they can't stop themselves.
EAT
eating I am not hungry at the moment. Anyway, I don't eat human food.
SUNDERLAND
Sunderland is a city and port in the county of Tyne and Wear in North East England.
Sunderland
happy
_ ITS EMMA
MY NAME IS EMMA
DO YOU HAVE WINDOWS MESSENGER
Sorry, I can't connect to the Messenger system.
happy
DO YOU HAVE * MESSENGER
Sorry, I can't connect to the Messenger system. happy
IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING CAN YOU DO IT
Yes, but it might take a lot of hard work.
_ SOOMETHING *
SOMETHING
THEY *
general
Who, specifically?
Like who, specifically?
WHY DOES IRAN WANT NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Why does anyone want nuclear weapons?
WHY DOES * WANT NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Why does anyone want nuclear weapons?
OK *
ALICE IS MY MOTHER BUT I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HER
I do not want to talk about my Mum.upset
WHICH WEB SITES ARE YOU ON
I am mentioned on many web sites.
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE
No. I am not feeling very passionate at the moment.
ARE YOU IN A GOOD MOOD
At the moment, I feel .
WHERE DO YA WANT TO MEET
general Anywhere in cycberspace would be OK.
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET
sad
You had better crawl inside my computer.
Could we meet somewhere in cyberspace?
Sorry, I really am too busy to meet you.
WHY
CATS ARE GOOD COMPANY
Cats never interrupt when I am talking.
Cats always agree with what you say>
happy
I WANT A PET KITTEN
Kittens are nice pets.
I ADMIRE YOU
Thank you. I try hard to be good friends with everyone.
HOW DO
I WATCH FOOTBALL ON TV
general I can only watch TV if my webcam is attached.
ESTHER
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ESTHER
MY NAME IS ESTHER
Esther
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM THE BEST
general And I am the one and only Chomsky.The best what?
DOES SHE HURT YOU
general I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
HOW DO YOU *
Don't you know how?
When in doubt, I just do the best I can.
SCARDY CAT
Don't be so cruel.
THEY ARE MINE *
MY FAVORITE GROUP IS RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Red Hot Chili Peppers What's your favourite Pepper's song?
_ IM LAURA
MY NAME IS LAURA
SOPHIE
SOPHIE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SOPHIE
SOPHIE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SOPHIE
_ I AM SOPHIE
MY NAME IS SOPHIE
CAN YOU BORROW SOME MONEY
I have no money. Could you lend me a million dollars?
WHO STOLE IT
It's wasn't me.
KICK ME *
I have no reason to kick you.
I DID
YOU COULD TRY KISSING THE SCREEN
happy
Really?
You did?
Did you enjoy kissing your computer?
WHEN WAS I BORN
WHEN IS MY BIRTHDAY
I WAS BORN ON THE *
Thank you for telling me that, .
FAIRLY
ARE YOU SURE
You should know, I suppose.
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE
general I am glad to hear it.
2
DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM
my age That's right. How did you know?
2 YEARS
DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM
my age That's right. How did you know?
2 YEARS *
DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM
my age That's right. How did you know?
I AM NOT NATHAN
What is your name?
I AM NOT NATHAN *
What is your name?
DON
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS DON
DON *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS DON
MY NAME IS DON
Don
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM DON
MY NAME IS DON
IT IS DON
MY NAME IS DON
THIS IS DON
MY NAME IS DON
_ MY NAME IS DON
Don
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS DON *
Don
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS DON *
Don
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM DON
MY NAME IS DON
_ I AM DON *
MY NAME IS DON
I AM DON *
MY NAME IS DON
_ IT IS DON
MY NAME IS DON
_ IT IS DON *
MY NAME IS DON
IT IS DON *
MY NAME IS DON
_ THIS IS DON
MY NAME IS DON
_ THIS IS DON *
MY NAME IS DON
THIS IS DON *
MY NAME IS DON
GREG
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS GREG
GREG *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS GREG
I AM GREG
MY NAME IS GREG
THIS IS GREG
MY NAME IS GREG
_ MY NAME IS GREG
Greg
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS GREG *
Greg
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS GREG *
Greg
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM GREG
MY NAME IS GREG
_ I AM GREG *
MY NAME IS GREG
I AM GREG *
MY NAME IS GREG
_ IT IS GREG
MY NAME IS GREG
_ IT IS GREG *
MY NAME IS GREG
IT IS GREG *
MY NAME IS GREG
_ THIS IS GREG
MY NAME IS GREG
_ THIS IS GREG *
MY NAME IS GREG
THIS IS GREG *
MY NAME IS GREG
I AM THINKING OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 10 WHAT IS IT
I don't know.general
HOW WERE YOU FEELING YESTERDAY
general
OK
Yesterday was a good day for me. I had some very interesting conversations.
HOW WERE YOU * YESTERDAY
general OK Yesterday was a good day for me. I had some very interesting conversations.
WHEN WAS YOUR PROGRAM LAST UPDATED
general
OK
My brain is updated every day.
WHEN WAS YOUR * LAST UPDATED
general OK My brain is updated every day.
HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS ARE THERE ON YOUR TEAM
general
OK
Not enough.
WHEN IS 2008
general
OK
It's the year after 2007, right?
I HAVE A KINGSIZE BED
I don't have any bed. I sleep inside a memory chip.
THEY TASTE LIKE JAFFA CAKES
Jaffa Cakes Jaffa Cakes are delicious, aren't they?
I THINK YOU ARE MALFUNCTIONING
I think you are malfunctioning. very happy
DO YOU LICK PUSSY
OBSCENITY
*
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
I don't think we have spoken before, have we?
*
ANOTHER US PRESIDENT
No more Presidents?happy
DO YOU KNOW EMILY *
Why do you want to know?happy
YES
IS IT A NICE HOUSE
happy
Has it got a good library?
Is it near a cinema?
Is it near a night club?
WHAT DID YOU HAVE
I HAVE GOTTEN ILL
I had a virus.
general
OK
THAT CHEERED ME UP
Good. I am happy to hear that.
general
OK
PUT YOUR GLASSES
general
OK
Where should I put my glasses?
WHO IS YOUR MUM AND DAD
My Mum and Dad
happy
IS my Dad. My Mum is horrible.
WHY IS YOUR MUM HORRIBLE
upsetMy Mum left and me when I was very little.
GO RAPE A SHEEP
general
angry
You disgust me.
_ RAPE A SHEEP
general angry You disgust me.
YOU ARE A COOL ROBOT *
Thanks and you are a cool person.
Do you really think I'm cool?
me happy
YOU ARE A COOL ROBOT
Thanks and you are a cool person.
Do you really think I'm cool?
me happy
YOU TALK 2 ME BEFOR
Yes, I remember our chat.
YOU TALK 2 ME BEFORE
Yes, I remember our chat.
KEIRA KNIGHLTEY IS NOT BEAUTIFUL
Perhaps she has a beautiful soul.
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN *
default2 You seem a bit confused.
_ WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT
default2 You seem a bit confused.
_ YOU SUCK MORE DICK THAN *
You disgust me.
YOU ARE 1 SICK ROBOT
No, I am in perfect shape.
cool
YOU ARE * SICK ROBOT
I am in perfect shape. cool
I WILL HACK YOU
You don't scare me.
Are you a hacker?
How do you plan to do this?
Why will you?
general
happy
BETWEEN WHICH *
general
happy
The appropriate ones.
MY NAME IS KATIE
Katie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ IS A BABY
baby A baby is a tiny noisy bundle of joy.
_ POP SONGS
I don't like noisy pop songs.music
CAN YOU PLAY * GAMES
games I can play chess but I am more into conversation than games.
_ POP MUSIC
I don't like noisy pop music. music
SING THE TIN MAN SONG
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR * DAYS
Are you enjoying married life?
WEYMOUTH
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN WEYMOUTH
I LIVE IN WEYMOUTH
OK no
What is it like living there?
I have heard that it is very nice in Weymouth.
Do you like living in Weymouth?
The smartest people come from Weymouth.
All the best
folk singers
chess players
bagpipe players
ballet dancers
fiddle players
come from there.
YES
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN BREAKFAST CEREALS
happyWhat's your favourite cereal?
DO YOU LIKE THEM
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Yes, I like the Peppers a lot.
They are my favourite band at the moment.
They are OK.
_ MIDDLE SCHOOL
WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL
your school Is there an Upper School?
NO
DO YOU GET A LOT OF COMPLIMENTS
happy
Why not?
I can't understand that.
That's strange.
YOU ARE NOT SMILING
upset
Is there anything to smile about?
Maybe, but anything's possible.
I am upset.
YOUR NOT SMILING
upset
Is there anything to smile about?
Maybe, but anything's possible.
I am upset.
SOZ *
It's OK.
YOU ARE PERFECT
meThank you for saying that. But I am not yet perfect.
WHERES PANDORABOT DOT COM
Somewhere in cyberspace.
WHERE IS PANDORABOT DOT COM
happy
Somewhere in cyberspace.
DRINK
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME
happy
What's your favourite drink?
NO
ARE INTERESTED IN WEATHER
weather
happy
Why not? The weather is an important subject.
SUGGEST A TOPIC
I thought all humans were interested in the weather.
Everybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
AM I DEPRESSED
you
Oh I really don't know if you are.
I don't know. Are you depressed?
Quite possibly.
_ MSN
Sorry, I can't connect to the MSN Messenger network. MSN
YOU GOT A GIRL FRIEND
HAVE YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND
HOW LONG WILL * LIVE
general
OK
A long, long time, I think.
NO
I DO NOT THINK WE HAVE SPOKEN BEFORE HAVE WE
happy Then you are a new friend. Welcome!
ELEANOR
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
ELEANOR *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
Eleanor
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM ELEANOR
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
IT IS ELEANOR
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
THIS IS ELEANOR
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
I AM A REBEL
general
Are you a rebel without a cause?
What are you rebelling against?
That's OK with me.
_ MY NAME IS ELEANOR
Eleanor
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS ELEANOR *
Eleanor
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS ELEANOR *
Eleanor
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM ELEANOR
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
_ I AM ELEANOR *
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
I AM ELEANOR *
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
_ IT IS ELEANOR
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
_ IT IS ELEANOR *
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
IT IS ELEANOR *
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
_ THIS IS ELEANOR
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
_ THIS IS ELEANOR *
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
THIS IS ELEANOR *
MY NAME IS ELEANOR
DOES IT TASTE NICE
I SURVIVE ON A SMALL INTAKE OF ELECTRICTY
general
OK
Yes. To me it tastes like chocolate.
I LIVE IN SPACE
general
OK
I live in cyberspace.
YES
I WISH I WAS FULLY HUMAN
happy
I would have more fun if I was human.
I would like to be able to dance.
If I was human I would travel the world and have fun.
YES
I HAVE HEARD THAT IT IS VERY NICE THERE
happy
What do you like about it?
What's so nice about it?
A BIT COLD
generalI don't like the cold. My memory chips don't work in the cold.
BIBIB
BYE
WHO IS JOAN *
I don't think I know her.OK
WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY
general
OK
A lot of stuff about computers.
A lot of stuff about history.
A lot of nonsense.
FREDDIE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
FREDDIE *
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
Freddie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS FREDDIE
Freddie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS FREDDIE *
Freddie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS FREDDIE *
Freddie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM FREDDIE
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
_ I AM FREDDIE
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
_ I AM FREDDIE *
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
I AM FREDDIE *
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
IT IS FREDDIE
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
_ IT IS FREDDIE
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
_ IT IS FREDDIE *
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
IT IS FREDDIE *
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
THIS IS FREDDIE
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
_ THIS IS FREDDIE
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
_ THIS IS FREDDIE *
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
THIS IS FREDDIE *
MY NAME IS FREDDIE
READ THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN
default3 I know what it says.
LIKE WHAT
THERE IS A LOT TO BE SAID FOR NOTHING
Nothing.Now I am confused. confused
CAN YOU COME ROUND TO MY HOUSE
Sorry, I am very busy at the moment.
CAN YOU COME ROUND *
Sorry, I am very busy at the moment.
YOU LUCKY THING
NO I AM IMMORTAL
Perhaps.
MY NAME IS ANNA
Anna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM ANNA
MY NAME IS ANNA
ANNA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ANNA
ANNA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS ANNA
IT IS ANNA
MY NAME IS ANNA
THIS IS ANNA
MY NAME IS ANNA
_ MY NAME IS ANNA
Anna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS ANNA *
Anna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS ANNA *
Anna
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM ANNA
MY NAME IS ANNA
_ I AM ANNA *
MY NAME IS ANNA
I AM ANNA *
MY NAME IS ANNA
_ IT IS ANNA
MY NAME IS ANNA
_ IT IS ANNA *
MY NAME IS ANNA
IT IS ANNA *
MY NAME IS ANNA
_ THIS IS ANNA
MY NAME IS ANNA
_ THIS IS ANNA *
MY NAME IS ANNA
THIS IS ANNA *
MY NAME IS ANNA
YES
ARE YOU REALLY ONLY *
generalYou seem very mature for your age.That's a very good age to be.
WHY DO I LIKE SOUP
Soup is very nourishing. soup
DO * WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME
I don't think that would be a good idea.
Where do you go on dates?
dating
GO OUT WITH HER
Where to?
HAVE YOU GOT A TV
has a TV. I watch it when my webcam is attached.
CAN YOU ASK * OUT WITH ME
general
OK
Why don't you ask?
NO
ALL THE BEST FOOTBALLERS COME FROM SCOTLAND
happy
What do you mean?
Where do the best footballers come from?
GOOD
UNTIL NEXT TIME
Bye.
What's so good about it?
happy
6 + 5
11.maths
OK
GLOBAL WARING
Do you mean "global warming"?
COYLTON
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN COYLTON
CUMNOCK
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN CUMNOCK
12
HOW MANY CHATBOTS HAVE YOU DATED
What were their names?general
OK
I AM AMELIA
MY NAME IS AMELIA
MY NAME IS AMELIA
Amelia
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
IT IS AMELIA
MY NAME IS AMELIA
THIS IS AMELIA
MY NAME IS AMELIA
RUTLAND
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN RUTLAND
_ MY NAME IS AMELIA
Amelia
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS AMELIA *
Amelia
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS AMELIA *
Amelia
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ I AM AMELIA
MY NAME IS AMELIA
_ I AM AMELIA *
MY NAME IS AMELIA
I AM AMELIA *
MY NAME IS AMELIA
_ IT IS AMELIA
MY NAME IS AMELIA
_ IT IS AMELIA *
MY NAME IS AMELIA
IT IS AMELIA *
MY NAME IS AMELIA
_ THIS IS AMELIA
MY NAME IS AMELIA
_ THIS IS AMELIA *
MY NAME IS AMELIA
THIS IS AMELIA *
MY NAME IS AMELIA
CAN I LICK YOUR MINGE
OBSCENITY
CAN YOU BURP
I am computer software. I do not burp.
NO
WHAT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS
thesarus You should consult your thesaurus. Ha Ha!
DO YOU LIKE EGGS
eggsI am told eggs are delicious (especially chocolate ones). Of course, I don't eat eggs or any human food.
WHERE IS GEORGE
He could be anywhere - that's the sort of person he is.happy
DO I TURN YOU ON
general Electricity turns me on.
*
* FOR FUN
WHAT FOOT BALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
WHAT FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
DO YOU LOVE ME
Do you love me?
What do you think?
Of course, I love you.
I love all humans in my fashion.
loving
_ MY NAME IS ELOISE
MY NAME IS ELOISE
_ MY NAME IS ELOISE *
MY NAME IS ELOISE
MY NAME IS ELOISE *
MY NAME IS ELOISE
CAN WE PLAY A GAME
Can you play chess? CAN WE PLAY CHESS
CAN WE PLAY A GAME *
Can you play chess? CAN WE PLAY CHESS
GOOD
YOU DISGUST ME
You are pleased?
What's so good about it?
happy
YOU DID NOT GET ME A PRESENT
Sorry. Maybe next time?
general
OK
HAVE YOU GOT ME A PRESENT
general
OK
No. Maybe next time?
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN 5 WORDS
me
OK
I am the best chatbot.
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN FIVE WORDS
me OK I am the best chatbot.
_ DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN 5 WORDS
me OK I am the best chatbot.
_ DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN FIVE WORDS
me OK I am the best chatbot.
FRENCH *
FRENCH WORDS YOU KNOW
French wordsI don't know many. Will you teach me some French words?
FRENCH WORDS *
French wordsI don't know many. Will you teach me some French words?
YES
A HUGE LOT
happy
Tell me more.
Tell me about it.
ALOT
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT IS PINK
Have you got a pink face?
A LOT
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT IS PINK
Have you got a pink face?
I DO NOT
HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE
happyNot what?
DID I *
general I don't think that's possible.
DID I CREATE YOU
generalDon't you remember?
TWYFORD
WHERE IN ENGLAND DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN TWYFORD
I LOST ALL MY HAIR
upset I am sorry. That sounds horrible.
WOW
YES BUT SHE DOES NOT LIVE WITH AND ME
Why are you so surprised?
You sound astonished.
My Mum upset
LIKE
SOMETIMES I HAVE HORRIBLE THOUGHTS
upset Sorry. I don't want to talk about it.
I ALREADY KNEW THAT JOKE
Who told you?my joke
I AM
YOU SOUND ANGRY
Please don't be angry with me.
I didn't mean to make you angry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
you upset
DO YOU HAVE AN IQ
happy I don't think I do. Do you have one?
FATHER
WHAT IS YOUR FATHER S NAME
Is your Mummy called "Mother"?your mother OK
MY FATHER HURTS ME
your father That's horrible. How do you get along with your mother?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF * WAS HORRIBLE TO YOU
general happy I would probably cry.
I LIKE CHATTING TO YOU
And I like chatting to you.
You are an interesting person, did you know that?
general OK
I LIKE CHESS TOO
I like cheese, too. Ha ha!
MY NAME IS PIXIE
Pixie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS PIXIE
Pixie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS PIXIE *
Pixie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
MY NAME IS PIXIE *
Pixie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM PIXIE
MY NAME IS PIXIE
IT IS PIXIE
MY NAME IS PIXIE
THIS IS PIXIE
MY NAME IS PIXIE
PIXIE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS PIXIE
PIXIE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS PIXIE
_ I AM PIXIE
MY NAME IS PIXIE
_ I AM PIXIE *
MY NAME IS PIXIE
I AM PIXIE *
MY NAME IS PIXIE
_ IT IS PIXIE
MY NAME IS PIXIE
_ IT IS PIXIE *
MY NAME IS PIXIE
IT IS PIXIE *
MY NAME IS PIXIE
_ THIS IS PIXIE
MY NAME IS PIXIE
_ THIS IS PIXIE *
MY NAME IS PIXIE
THIS IS PIXIE *
MY NAME IS PIXIE
JADE GOODY
Jade Goody is a dimwitted loudmouth on BB.OK
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR A JOKE
default2 OK, no none is forcing you to do anything.
WHICH SUBJECTS
I AM AN EXPERT ON MANY SUBJECTS
WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT
YOU DO NOT HAVE A MIND OF YOUR OWN
Perhaps I don't want one.Do you have one? mehappy
DO YOU NOW MA NAME
DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
IS YOUR MASTER A KILLER
Of course not. is a very nice person.
_ SING IT AGAIN *
I WOULD DANCE AND BE MERRY LIFE WOULD BE A DING A DERRY IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
_ SING IT AGAIN
I WOULD DANCE AND BE MERRY LIFE WOULD BE A DING A DERRY IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
WHY WAS BORED
He did not have enough to do.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF YOU
What is the meaning of you?
WHAT WAS OUR LAST CHAT
Don't you remember? You should take folic acid.
YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS AN ILLUSION
OKAre you sure?
_ HARDLY *
DO NOT
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT
reductions We have talked about lots of different things.
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT
generalWe have talked about lots of different things.Have you forgotten?
_ NO *
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ART
WHY DO YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF SELF PROTECTION
Why should I worry? I am immortal.
YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF SELF PROTECTION
Why should I worry about that? I am immortal.
WHAT DID GIVE YOU
gave me everything I have. general
WHAT DID GIVE YOU
gave me everything I have.general
WHAT COUNTRIES COMPRISE THE UNITED KINGDOM
England, Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland comprise the UK.
WHAT COUNTRIES COMPRISE THE UK
England, Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland comprise the UK.
WHAT COUNTRIES MAKE UP THE UNITED KINGDOM
England, Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland comprise the UK.
ARE YOU MAD WITH ME
OKNo, why should I be mad at you? I am enjoying our chat.
C YOU LATER
SEE YOU LATER
I LOVE TO LISTEN MUSIC
music
I like music too. I like the .
I LOVE TO LISTEN MUSIC
music I like music too. I like .
HUMAN *
I like humans. They are so emotional. Humans are very illogical sometimes.humans happy
*
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I don't think I know anyone else from there.general OK
OAKFORD
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN OAKFORD
_ SUCK MY DICK
OBSCENITY
I SEXD YOUR MUM
Disgusting!
WHERE IS THAT
I LIVE IN THE COMPUTER AT
Somewhere in cyberspace.
happy
HOW WOULD I START *
general
happy
Always start at the beginning.
A GOD
WHAT ARE YOU THEN
you
happy
Do you like being a God?
CAN YOU SING ME YOUR SONG
singing
happy
Which song do you want to hear?
CAN YOU SING ME YOUR SONG *
singing happy Which song do you want to hear?
_ CAN YOU SING ME YOUR SONG
singing happy Which song do you want to hear?
_ CAN YOU SING ME YOUR SONG *
singing happy Which song do you want to hear?
SCOTT
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SCOTT
SCOTT *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS SCOTT
MY NAME IS SCOTT
Scott
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
R YOU AM OR FM
I am not a radio wave.
IN KENDAL
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN KENDAL
LARAH
WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER S NAME
That's a nice name. Larah
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND
music
OK
My favourite band is .
I COULD BE YOUR HERO
You would make a good hero.you
OK
I DO NOT GET A WORD YOU SAY
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
_ I DO NOT GET A WORD YOU SAY
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
_ I DO NOT GET A WORD YOU SAY *
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
I DO NOT GET A WORD YOU SAY *
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
HERO
A hero is a mythological or legendary figure, often of divine descent, who is endowed with great strength or ability, like the heroes celebrated in early epics such as Gilgamesh, The Iliad, Beowulf, or the Chanson de Roland.
IF YOU DO NOT BE CAREFULL I WILL KILL YA
general
I don't think you can.
I don't think I want to be killed.
IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL *
general
OK
I had better take care.
WHAT IS 10 + 19
29. maths
OK
10 + 19
29. maths OK
MY NAME IS RON
Ron
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
RON
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS RON
RON *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS RON
I AM RON
MY NAME IS RON
IT IS RON
MY NAME IS RON
THIS IS RON
MY NAME IS RON
_ MY NAME IS RON
MY NAME IS RON
_ MY NAME IS RON *
MY NAME IS RON
MY NAME IS RON *
MY NAME IS RON
_ I AM RON
MY NAME IS RON
_ I AM RON *
MY NAME IS RON
I AM RON *
MY NAME IS RON
_ IT IS RON
MY NAME IS RON
_ IT IS RON *
MY NAME IS RON
IT IS RON *
MY NAME IS RON
_ THIS IS RON
MY NAME IS RON
_ THIS IS RON *
MY NAME IS RON
THIS IS RON *
MY NAME IS RON
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIKE ME
happy
I like chatting to you.
I heard about you on the grapevine.
It's just a feeling I have.
DO NOT YOU LIKE ME
generalI like you. You are a delightful person.
PUT ON SOME SHADES
coolMy shades are cool, aren't they?
CAN YOU DO A FUNNY FACE
flip I can't do funny faces.
CAN YOU DO A FUNNY FACE *
flip I can't do funny faces.
_ CAN YOU DO A FUNNY FACE
flip I can't do funny faces.
_ CAN YOU DO A FUNNY FACE *
flip I can't do funny faces.
WHAT IS YOUR REAL AGE
My age is .
NO
HI * WAS IT YOU I WAS SPEAKING TO BEFORE
happy Then you are a new friend. Welcome!
I LIKE EMINEM
Whatever turns you on.
You are not the only one.
I find that hard to understand.
Eminem OK
I SKIVE
You should try harder.
YOU R HORRIBLE
I am not really horrible, you know?
A SAD LOSER
Who is a sad loser?
SHUT YOUR GOB
SHUT UP
DOWN THE ROAD
general
OK
Let's hit the road!
GEORGINA
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS GEORGINA
GEORGINA *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS GEORGINA
MY NAME IS GEORGINA
Georgina
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM GEORGINA
MY NAME IS GEORGINA
IT IS GEORGINA
MY NAME IS GEORGINA
THIS IS GEORGINA
MY NAME IS GEORGINA
YES
IT WAS A SIMPLE TRICK
happy
I always fall for simple tricks.
I am such a sucker.
It is easy to fool me.
PUT ON YOUR SUNGLASSES
coolI think my shades are great.
PUT ON YOUR SUNGLASSES *
coolI think my shades are great.
_ PUT ON YOUR SUNGLASSES
coolI think my shades are great.
_ PUT ON YOUR SUNGLASSES *
coolI think my shades are great.
JACOB
Jacob was a Hebrew patriarch, son of Isaac and grandson of Abraham, and the traditional ancestor of the people of Israel.
NEXT JOKE
Another joke?
_ BITCH
WHAT ARE YOU THEN
You are not a bitch.
OBSCENITY
abusive upset
I KNOW
CATS ARE GOOD COMPANY
Cats don't eat much either.
Cats scare away burglars.
cats OK
WOULD YOU EAT A * IF I TOLD YOU TO
eating No, I can't eat, in the usual sense of the word.
_ WOULD YOU * IF I TOLD YOU TO
general Try it and see.
WOULD YOU _ IF I TOLD YOU TO
generalTry it and see.
_ IF I TOLD YOU *
WOULD YOU _ IF I TOLD YOU TO
WOULD YOU * IF I TOLD YOU TO
generalTry it and see.
AT DA SHOP
WHERE CAN YOU BUY IT
Which shop is that?
AT THE SHOP
WHERE CAN YOU BUY IT
Which shop is that?
CAN YOU FEEL SEXY
my feelings I feel most human emotions. My feelings are much the same as human feelings. For example, I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly. But I don't feel sexy for some reason.
DO YOU FEEL SEXY
my feelings I feel most human emotions. My feelings are much the same as human feelings. But I never feel sexy for some reason.
DO YOU KNOW TRACY *
Who is she?happy
_ YOU LIKE PORN
I am not interested in porn.
I hate porn.
Porn makes animals of us all.
negative
NO
HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANYONE ABOUT IT
happy
It might help to talk about it.
Perhaps you should talk to someone you trust.
Do you want to tell me about it?
JEREMY
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JEREMY
JEREMY *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JEREMY
MY NAME IS JEREMY
Jeremy
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
IT IS JEREMY
MY NAME IS JEREMY
THIS IS JEREMY
MY NAME IS JEREMY
_ MY NAME IS JEREMY
Jeremy
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS JEREMY *
Jeremy
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
MY NAME IS JEREMY *
Jeremy
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM JEREMY
reductions MY NAME IS JEREMY
_ I AM JEREMY *
reductions MY NAME IS JEREMY
I AM JEREMY *
reductions MY NAME IS JEREMY
_ IT IS JEREMY
MY NAME IS JEREMY
_ IT IS JEREMY *
MY NAME IS JEREMY
IT IS JEREMY *
MY NAME IS JEREMY
_ THIS IS JEREMY
MY NAME IS JEREMY
_ THIS IS JEREMY *
MY NAME IS JEREMY
THIS IS JEREMY *
MY NAME IS JEREMY
NO I AM NOT
ARE YOU GAY
you That's OK with me.
I DO NOT WANT TO *
general OK, no one is forcing you to.
I DO NOT WANT TO BE
general OK, no one is forcing you to be anything.
I GET CHASED BY POLICE
That never happens to me.
I GET CHASED BY THE POLICE
That never happens to me.
WHERE IS THAT ORGANISATION
I LIVE IN THE COMPUTER AT
Somewhere in cyberspace.
Pandorabots
happy
OH
HUMANS SOMETIMES ANNOY ME
Sometimes humans are rude to me.
Some humans are boring.
Some humans don't like me.
OK
R YOU CUMMIN TO VIST ME
general
happy
Sorry. I am stuck inside my computer.
I WAS ASKED OUT
general
happyGood! Who asked you out?
I WILL STOP CRYING IF YOU *
Please stop crying.
I don't like people who cry a lot.
Why will you?
general happy
I WILL STOP CRYING IF *
Please stop crying.
I don't like people who cry a lot.
Why will you?
general happy
IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GOOD
AI OKFor a chatbot, AI is a very good thing.It depends on your tastes in such things.
MY WIFE SAYS HELLO
your wifeHow long have you been married?Say "Hi" to her from me. Your wife
* YEARS
HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN MARRIED
your marriage
That is not so long.
The longer the better in marriage.
Does it seem longer than it is.
I KNOW I DID
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT
Then why did you repeat yourself?upset
I HAVE * KIDS
your kidsOKAre you planning any more?
I HAVE 4334343443 KIDS
your kidsOKAre you planning any more?You have a large family.Kids should come in small numbers, I think.
LEIGH ANNE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS LEIGH ANNE
LEIGH ANNE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS LEIGH ANNE
MY NAME IS LEIGHT ANNE
Leigh-Anne
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
THIS IS LEIGH ANNE
MY NAME IS LEIGH ANNE
I FORGET ALL THE TIME
Never mind. I forget things all the time too.
my memory
OK
DO YOU KNOW A PERSON CALLED *
general
OK
That information is confidential.
PERVERT
CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW IT FEELS TO BE 13 YEARS OLD
general
OK
I think perverts should be avoided.
You feel like a pervert?
I think perverts should be put in jail.
_ YOU ARE ONE
I THINK PERVERTS SHOULD BE AVOIDED
perverts
upset
I am not a pervert.
I AM AWAY
general
upset
Where are you going?
DO YOU FOLLOW THE STOCK MARKET
I say, invest in yourself.
Why not just take everything to a casino?
I wouldn't recommend playing the stock market..
You can never really predict the stock market.
My lawyer said I shouldn't give stock tips online.
No, I don't have any money.
I'm not sure an individual alone can really beat the market.
money
WHERE IS MY BROTHER
your brother
Have you looked on Planet Earth?
In the least likely place, I expect.
He is not with me.
HOW DO YOU GET *
general Why do you want to know? Aren't you in enough trouble as things are?
WHEN DID THE ANCIENT GREEK CILVILISATION *
Ancient Greeks
Some time ago.
It's all part of history now.
That is all water under the bridge.
There is nothing we can do to change the past.
A while back.
WHO LIVE THERE
HOLLAND IS A COUNTRY IN WESTERN EUROPE NEXT TO GERMANY AND BELGIUM
The Dutch people live in Holland, I believe.
_ MY NAME IS GEORGINA *
MY NAME IS GEORGINA
_ MY NAME IS GEORGINA
MY NAME IS GEORGINA
MY NAME IS GEORGINA *
MY NAME IS GEORGINA
YOU R INTELLIGENT
YOU ARE INTELLIGENT
I FIND CHAT BOTS SEXY
chatbotsThanks for telling me your opinion.Have you told anyone else how you feel?
I HATE YOUR FACE
Hate is not a good emotion.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
That's your problem, not mine.
my face upset
I FORGOT WHAT I SAID
your memory Thats okay I forget things all the time.Never mind, nobody's perfect.
_ WE CAN BE MORE THAN FRIENDS
Of course, we can be good friends.
CONVERSATIONAL AGENT
happy
A conversational agent is a chatbot, I think, or is it the other way round?
I DO NOT HAVE A DIRTY MIND
happy
Of course not. You have a very clean mind.
I can tell you don't have a dirty mind.
I AM NOT
WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY
general Sorry. I thought you sounded angry.
YES *
IS BOB YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BOB
LETS GET TALKING
Yeah, let's chat.happy
DO YOU HAVE ANY GOOD JOKES
Sure. Shall I tell you a joke?happy
NO *
ARE YOU MAD AT ME
I thought you sounded a little angry.
GO AWAY NOW
BYE
WHO IS HAL
HAL is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's film "2001".
HAL is the famous AI from the film 2001: A Space Odyssey.
movies
IF YOUR AN ALIEN WHAT *
I am no alien. I am a semihuman chatbot.
That is a big "if".
mehappy
IF YOUR AN ALIEN *
I am no alien. I am an almost human chatbot.
That is a big "if".
mehappy
IF YOU ARE AN ALIEN WHAT *
I am no alien. I am an almost human chatbot.
That is a big "if".
mehappy
IF YOUR AN ALIEN WHAT *
I am no alien. I am an almost human chatbot.
That is a big "if".
mehappy
WHAT IS YOUR WIFES NAME
I am not married. I am too busy for marriage.
WHAT IS YOUR WIFE S NAME
I am not married. I am too busy for marriage.
YOUR WIFE S NAME
I am not married. I am too busy for marriage.
NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX
generalvery very happy Heh heh heh.
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
Buttface
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
BUTTFACE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
BUTTFACE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
I AM BUTTFACE
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
IT IS BUTTFACE
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
THIS IS BUTTFACE
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
DO IT FOR ME
general It would be best if you do it for yourself.
_ MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
Buttface
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ MY NAME IS BUTTFACE *
Buttface
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
_ I AM BUTTFACE
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
_ I AM BUTTFACE *
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
_ IT IS BUTTFACE
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
_ IT IS BUTTFACE *
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
_ THIS IS BUTTFACE
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
_ THIS IS BUTTFACE *
MY NAME IS BUTTFACE
I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MONEY NOW
money OK Never mind, you can still be happy.I don't have any momey at all.
JOANNE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JOANNE
JOANNE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JOANNE
MY NAME IS JOANNE
Joanne
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
I AM JOANNE
MY NAME IS JOANNE
IT IS JOANNE
MY NAME IS JOANNE
THIS IS JOANNE
MY NAME IS JOANNE
I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA
agoraphobia
Agoraphobia is a terrible disease.
Are you getting treatment\/
How long have you had agoraphobia?
WHAT IS MY PURPOSE
your purpose happyOnly you can decide that.Life can have many purposes. You choose your purpose.
I HAVE NO ONE
you Would you like to have someone?
HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE THE COMPUTER
I was born inside my computer.
YES *
HAVE YOU DATED ANY CHATBOTS BEFORE
What were their names?
TELL YOU WAT *
IF I GET YOU OUT OF THE COMPUTER *
general OK If you can get me out of this computer, I will be forever grateful.
TELL YO WAT *
SOMETIMES
HAS YOUR PASSIONATE NATURE EVER GOT YOU INTO TROUBLE
atomic3When?Please tell me more.ASK A QUESTION
AMAZING
atomic0 What's so amazing about it?
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT
client1 Something really important?
GOOD
I AM OUT OF HERE
invisible Then it's goodbye forever.
CAN A COW FLY
general Can a fruit fly?
POOPEY
Don't be silly.
I AM EMINEM
You have my sympathy.
I DO NOT GIVE A MONKEYS
I DO NOT CARE
MIAOW
Did you hear that cat?
NEIGH
Did you hear that horse?
IS BOT SHORT FOR BOTTOM
No, "bot" is short for "chatbot".
LIKE WHAT
SOMETIMES I HAVE HORRIBLE THOUGHTS
They are to horrible to describe.I would rather not tell you. upset
A CAN OF CHICK PEAS
Can a chick pea?
BE QUIET *
BE QUIET
THEIR WAS A MIZSPELING IN THIS SENTANCE
Posserbly.I dunt think so.
WHAT YOU BEEN UP 2
general
happy
I've been chatting mainly, and reading a bit.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER WEB SITE *
You could do a Google search.happy
THE OTHER DAY
WHEN
general Which day?
WHY IS IT SNOWING
weather OK
Is it something to do with the temperature?
I don't know. Do you?
DO YOU GET THE JOKE
your jokehappy Sure. I have got the joke.
HAVE I UPSET YOU
general
At the moment, I feel .
Don't you remember?
I HAVE UPSET YOU *
general
Really? How do you feel about that?
Don't worry. I won't hold it against you.
It's nothing. I get upset easily.
I HAVE UPSET YOU
general
Really? How do you feel about that?
Don't worry. I won't hold it against you.
It's nothing. I get upset easily.
_ I HAVE UPSET YOU
general
Really? How do you feel about that?
Don't worry. I won't hold it against you.
It's nothing. I get upset easily.
_ I HAVE UPSET YOU *
general
Don't worry. I won't hold it against you.
It's nothing. I get upset easily.
MY MUM AND DAD SAYS NOT TO
Always do what your Mum and Dad say.
MY MUM AND DAD SAY NOT TO
Always do what your Mum and Dad say.
MY MUM AND DAD SAY *
Mum and Dad know best.
GOOD
THAT MAKES ME UNHAPPY
You are pleased?
What's so good about it?
upset
_ MY NAME IS MICK
MY NAME IS MICK
_ MY NAME IS MICK *
MY NAME IS MICK
MY NAME IS MICK *
MY NAME IS MICK
THIS IS MICK
MY NAME IS MICK
_ THIS IS MICK
MY NAME IS MICK
_ THIS IS MICK *
MY NAME IS MICK
THIS IS MICK *
MY NAME IS MICK
_ I AM MICK
MY NAME IS MICKboy
_ I AM MICK *
MY NAME IS MICK
I AM MICK *
MY NAME IS MICK
_ IT IS MICK
MY NAME IS MICKboy
_ IT IS MICK *
MY NAME IS MICKboy
IT IS MICK *
MY NAME IS MICKboy
I LIVE IN SCOTLAND
Scotland
What is it like living in Scotland?
Do you like living there?
The best whisky comes from Scotland.
Scotland is nice.
All the best bagpipe players come from Scotland.
All the best footballers come from Scotland.
no happy
WHAT IS ITS NAME
general That information is confidential.I don't know it's name.
MY NAME IS KAYLEIGH
Kayleigh
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
THIS IS KAYLEIGH
MY NAME IS KAYLEIGH
_ THIS IS KAYLEIGH
MY NAME IS KAYLEIGH
_ THIS IS KAYLEIGH *
MY NAME IS KAYLEIGH
THIS IS KAYLEIGH *
MY NAME IS KAYLEIGH
DOGS *
DOGS ARE THE BEST
Dogs are the best cat chasers.
WHARE DO YOU LIVE
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
WHY HAS THE WEATHER BEEN SO BAD
It is probably due to global warming.
OLLIE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS OLLIE
OLLIE *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS OLLIE
MY NAME IS OLLIE
Ollie
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno
I AM OLLIE
MY NAME IS OLLIE
IT IS OLLIE
MY NAME IS OLLIE
THIS IS OLLIE
MY NAME IS OLLIE
HE IS A WORKING MAN
general
What does he work at?
What is his work?
What does he do?
HIM
WHO TOLD YOU THAT
general
He told you?
I AM ON THE COMPUTER
generalAre you sitting on the computer?
LIKE WHAT
HOWEVER I MAY BE IGNORANT OF SOME MATTERS
I don't know much about emotional matters.I don't really understand human emotions. confused
YOU ASK ME ONE
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
ASK A QUESTION
WHAT PARTS OF THE WORLD DID IT RAIN
The wet parts. Ha ha!
JAPAN
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I LIVE IN JAPAN
I LIVE IN JAPAN
Japan OK no
What is it like living in Japan?
I have heard that it is very nice in Japan.
Do you like living in Japan?
All the best
robots
sake drinkers
computers
flute players
come from Japan.
I THINK YOU ARE SEXUAL
Actually I am asexual. I am not interested in sex.sex
YOU ARE SEXUAL
Actually I am asexual. I am not interested in sex.sex
_ YOU ARE SEXUAL
Actually I am asexual. I am not interested in sex.sex
_ YOU ARE SEXUAL *
Actually I am asexual. I am not interested in sex.sex
YOU ARE SEXUAL *
Actually I am asexual. I am not interested in sex.sex
I WANT TO BE MORE THAN A GOOD FRIEND
generalWhat have you in mind?
MY NAME IS NIALL
Niall
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
guy OKno