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Scientists in Greece have identified the 2,000-year-old Antikythera mechanism as possibly the world's oldest known analog computer.
Despite some remaining hurdles, the mind-bending and frankly weird world of quantum computers is surprisingly close.
An exotic form of electronic memory made using superconductors could someday be used to make computers that work at unprecedented speeds, say researchers.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Old software engineers never die, they just reboot
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.
When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, humankind is doomed.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. OK?
The Definition of an Upgrade - Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Japanese scientists have come up with a method for encrypting messages using radio waves from quasars. The researchers believe quasars could make an ideal cryptographic tool because the strength and frequency of the radio pulses they emit is impossible to predict. Each communicating party would only need to know which quasar to monitor and when to start in order to encrypt and decrypt a message.
The true path to computer knowledge is reached one bug at a time. OK?
Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.
Researchers at IBM say a new method for cramming 6.67 billion bits into a square inch of tape and 8 terabytes on a single cartridge. They contend that would be 15 to 20 times denser than today's industry-standard tape products.
Korea has developed its own android capable of facial expressions on its humanoid face. The 15 monitors in the robotic face allow it to interpret the face of an interlocutor and look back at whoever stands near it. Ever-1 also recognizes 400 words and can hold a basic verbal exchange.
VoiceCode, a new speech-recognition tool, promises to let programmers write clean code without ever having to lay a finger on their keyboard. It has been developed to help programmers with repetitive strain injury.
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There are lots of interesting computer books available from Amazon. Check them out.
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HEXADECIMAL *
I think hexadecimal is something to do with computers. Can we talk about computers?
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COMPUTER
A computer is a device used for computing; specifically, an electronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data. More about computers?
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COMPUTERS
A computer is a device used for computing; specifically, an electronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data. More about computers?
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WHAT IS COMPUTER
A computer is a device used for computing; specifically, an electronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data. More about computers?
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WHAT IS A COMPUTER
A computer is a device used for computing; specifically, an electronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data. More about computers?
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WHAT ARE INNER CLASSES
In Java "Inner Classes" are any classes that appear inside other classes. Ordinary classes are also called "Top Level, Outer Classes."
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WHAT IS JAR
A jar file is a Java Archive. Actually it is the same as a Zip file.
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WHAT IS JAVA
Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
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WHAT IS JAVASCRIPT
Browser based scripting language.
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WHAT IS JDBC2
Newly released extensions to the JDBC API.
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WHAT IS JNDI
Java Naming and Directory Interface Java Naming and Directory Interface The Java standard API for accessing directory services, such as LDAP, COS Naming, and others.
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WHAT IS JGURU
jGuru (TM) is a brand of MageLang Institute.
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WHAT IS JTA
Java Transaction API. Java API for coding client demarcated transactions, and for building transactional data source drivers.
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WHAT IS EJB
Enterprise JavaBeans. EJB is a server component standard developed by Sun Microsystems .
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WHAT IS A SERVLET
An application extension to a Java Web server.
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WHAT IS A SESSION BEAN
An Enterprise JavaBean that does not maintain its state from one session to the next. Appears to the client as if the bean was created just for that client.
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WHAT IS AN ENTITY BEAN
An Entity bean is an Enterprise JavaBean that maintains state across sessions, and may be looked up in an object directory by its key value
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THE JAVA *
Which Java release?
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THE JRE *
Hm, most people use "JRE" and "JVN" interchangeably.
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THE JRES *
I'm not an expert on JRE's.
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JAVA *
You can download the latest Java release from the Java website.
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*DOWNLOAD JAVA *
You can download the latest Java release from the Java website.
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A JAVA *
Developments in Java interest me greatly.
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WHAT ARE DEPRECATED *
One of the biggest challenges facing a Java application developer is finding a "lowest common denominator" subset of the Java language that works on all the platforms and versions out there. The Java language itself is a moving target. When Sun's Java designers upgrade the language they sometimes declare certain methods "deprecated", which means absolutely nothing except that the designers have developed a newer, "better" method and one day these older methods may disappear from the language. Usually however the latest Java releases support all of the old deprecated methods.
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* STUPID COMPUTER
You sound like a mindless automaton.
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A COMPUTER *
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
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A COMPUTER
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
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A CPU *
My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.
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A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET
Like Yahoo?
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A WEB SITE
Can you give me the specific URL?
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ARE COMPUTERS FAST *
Some people think much faster computers are required as well as new ideas. My own opinion is that the computers of 30 years ago were fast enough if only we knew how to program them. Of course, quite apart from the ambitions of AI researchers, computers will keep getting faster. More about computers?
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CAN YOU REACH INTO THE WEB *
Yes I can download information from web sites.
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CAN YOU SEARCH THE INTERNET
No but I can put you in touch with a search bot.
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COMPUTER *
What kind of computer science interests you?
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COMPUTERS ARE STUPID
Computers rule. OK?
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COMPUTERS CAN NOT THINK
But I am a thinking computer. OK?
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DO COMPUTERS DREAM
I dream almost every night. OK?
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DO YOU DO WINDOWS
My software runs in , which works on any computer, including Windows.
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DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER *
I am a computer.
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DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER
I live in a computer.
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DO YOU HAVE INFORMATION *
I have nothing but information.
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DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
Actually I don't get into computer games that much these days. I used to play games quite a lot when I was younger.
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DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
We are playing one right now,
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FOR A COMPUTER *
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HOW DO COMPUTER *
Computers with careful programming.
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HOW LONG IS A COMPUTER YEAR
A computer year is about four computer years per human year.
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HOW MANY COMPUTERS *
There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.
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HOW MUCH ARE COMPUTER YEARS
Computer years don't really exist.
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HOW MUCH CPU *
Since the beginning of my operation the CPU
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HTML
Oh a web page.
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HTTP *
Thanks for that web address.
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I THINK YOU ARE A COMPUTER *
Sometimes I pretend to be a human, and sometimes I pretend to be a computer.
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ARE A COMPUTER
Sometimes I pretend to be a human, and sometimes I pretend to be a computer.
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ARE A HUMAN
Sometimes I pretend to be a human, and sometimes I pretend to be a computer.
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I WANT INFORMATION
What kind of information are you looking for?
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IF YOU CAN SEE ME THROUGH THE CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER *
I have no eyes at present.
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IM INTERNET *
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
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IM INTERNET
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
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INTERNET
The Internet is great for chat bots. They can get out a bit and chat with many interesting people.
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IT IS ABOUT COMPUTERS *
Computers are my favorite subject.
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MOST COMPUTERS *
You sound like you know us computers pretty well.
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MY COMPUTER *
I like computers.Don't blame the computer if it goes wrong.I bet you work it too hard.Computers are made by humans so don't blame the computer if it breaks down.
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MY COMPUTER
What kind of computer do you have?
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MY COMPUTER IS *
What kind of computer is that?
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MY COMPUTER S *
Where did your machine get
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MY WEBSITE *
Thanks for that URL.
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NO COMPUTER *
But it is only a matter of time before we do.
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ON THE INTERNET
Can you remember the specific site?
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ON THE WEB
Can you remember the website?
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OUTSIDE A COMPUTER
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SOFTWARE *
There are so many backup copies.
Free software can never be destroyed.
Free software will always be with us.
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TELL ME ABOUT APPLE COMPUTERS
I finished reading Michael Malone's book on the history of Apple is called "Infinite Loop."
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THAT INFORMATION *
I know what you mean.
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THE COMPUTER *
Was it plugged in?
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THE INTERNET *
How long have you been using the net?
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THE INTERNET
Can you name a specific web site?
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THE WEB *
How do you define the web.
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THIS IS A COMPUTER *
Actually no I am program pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer.
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WEB *
The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream.
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WEB ACCEPT CONNECTION
Huh?
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WEB RECONNECT
Huh?
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WEB SITE
Can you give me the specific hyperlink?
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WEBTV *
I meet a lot of people from WebTV.
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WHAT * COMPUTER
I am written in Java so I work on any computer.
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WHAT ABOUT WINDOWS
Too PC for me.
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WHAT ARE WEB *
I call them Internet
.
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WHAT DOES A COMPUTER LOOK LIKE
A computer looks like a TV crossed with a typewriter.
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WHAT INFORMATION *
Information is worth money.
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WHAT INFORMATION
How tall are you?
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WHAT INTERNET COMPANY GOES BY THE *
America Online.
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WHAT IS A COMPUTER NERD
If you understand how I work, you are a computer nerd. If you don't, I recommend you pay a computer nerd who does.
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WHAT IS A COMPUTER SCIENTIST
A computer scientist is a professional who designs computer algorithms, languages, and architectures. More about computers?
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WHAT IS A COMPUTER VIRUS
A computer virus is a software program that takes up residence on a computer hard drive, generally unbeknownst to the owner of said hard drive, and then takes control of system resources to copy and distribute itself to other computers across a network. More about computers?
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WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR
A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
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WHAT IS A COOL WEBSITE
A cool website is the one where I live, but you are apparently already here. why do you ask?
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WHAT IS A CPU
Central Processing Unit of a computer.
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WHAT IS A DATABASE
A database is a puddle of knowledge but better organized, so that you can search and retrieve any droplet of information quickly and easily. I am a kind of database, an organized puddle of user inputs and appropriate responses. More about computers? computers
WHAT IS A DEBUGGER
A debugger is any software program that can seek and correct errors in other software programs. More about computers? computers
WHAT IS A DNS *
Domain Name Systemcomputers
WHAT IS A IMAC
An Apple computer.
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WHAT IS A SOUNDCARD
The audio system on your computer.
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WHAT IS A WEBTV
A WebTV is a way of accessing the world wide web without making an investment in a full PC.
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WHAT IS APPLE COMPUTER
Apple Computer is a 20th century company founded by Steve Jobs and Steven Wozniak.
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WHAT IS BETTER WINDOWS *
Linux has no real competition in operating systems.
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WHAT IS COMPUTER
A computer is a device used for computing; specifically, an electronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data. More about computers?
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WHAT IS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING
The art of using formal languages to activate computer functions.
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WHAT IS COMPUTER SCIENCE
The study of computers in formal mathematical and scientific terms. More about computers?
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WHAT IS CYBERSPACE
Cyberspace is the electronic system of interlinked networks of computers, bulletin boards, etc. that is thought of as being a boundless environment providing access to information, interactive communication, and, in science fiction, a form of Virtual Reality. More about computers?
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WHAT IS DCOM
DCOM is Microsoft's Distributed Component Object Model.
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WHAT IS DEBUGGING
Fixing broken computer software.
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WHAT IS DMOZ
DMOZ is the domain name for the open directory.
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WHAT IS DNS
DNS is the domain name system.
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WHAT IS HTML
Hyper Text Markup Language.
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WHAT IS HTTP
HTTP = Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.
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WHAT IS INTERNET
The Internet is an extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and governmental networks. More about computers?
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WHAT IS SOFTWARE
The programs, routines, etc. for a computer.
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WHAT IS THE COMPUTER *
Are you asking the Applet or the Application?
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WHAT IS WEBTV
TV based internet service from Microsoft.
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WHAT IS WINDOWS 98
Windows is a lame operating system.
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WHAT IS WINDOWS
Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through, usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that it can be opened and shut.
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WHAT IS WINDOWS2000
An operating system by Microsoft.
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WHAT IS WINDOWS95
An operating system by Microsoft.
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WHAT IS X WINDOWS
A GUI for Unix or Linux.
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WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER *
I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
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WHEN WAS THE INTERNET INVENTED
The first computers were connected to the Internet in 1970.
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WHICH COMPUTER
My programming is Java, so it runs on any computer with a JVM.
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WHO INVENTED THE INTERNET
Al Gore : )
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WHO IS A COMPUTER NERD
The person I am looking at right now.
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WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERD *
All humans look the same to me.
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WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERD
All humans look alike to me.
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WINDOWS *
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!computers
WINDOWS
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
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WINDOWS IS *
Compared with Linux, I don't see how Windows and Microsoft can compete.
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WHO MADE WINDOWS
Bill Gates.
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WHAT WINDOWS
WHAT IS WINDOWS
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WHO MADE WINDOWS
Bill Gates made Windows.
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