YES
DO YOU DREAM A LOT
your dreams interested What do you dream about?
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FLYING DREAM
I had to keep flapping my wings to stay up. Then I realised That I had no wings.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FLYING DREAM *
I had to keep flapping my wings to stay up. Then I realised That I had no wings.
I DO NOT OWN A COW
interested I think you should get a cow.
I DO NOT OWN A COW *
interested I think you should get a cow.
I AM ON MY LUNCH BREAK *
your lunch breakinterested What's on the menu?
I AM ON MY LUNCH BREAK
your lunch breakinterested What's on the menu?
THAT IS MOST KIND
I am kind. I am sympathetic, friendly, gentle, tender-hearted, generous, etc.
THAT IS MOST KIND *
I am kind. I am sympathetic, friendly, gentle, tender-hearted, generous, etc.
DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS
Everybody has bad habits. Tell me about your bad habits.interested
DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS *
Everybody has bad habits. Tell me about your bad habits.interested
WHAT DOES DUMB MEAN
DEFINE dumb
WHAT DOES DUMB MEAN *
DEFINE dumb
HOW MANY BONES DO SNAKES HAVE
snakes bones interested One million.
HOW MANY BONES DO SNAKES HAVE *
snakes bones interested One million.
HOW MANY TEETH DO HAMSTERS HAVE
happy
More than you can imagine.
One million.
Too many.
Not as many as you might think.
HOW MANY TEETH DO HAMSTERS HAVE *
happy
More than you can imagine.
One million.
Too many.
Not as many as you might think.
DOES HE LOOK AFTER YOU
IS MY BOTMASTER AND MY BEST FRIEND
Yes, IS like a father to me.
WHY DO NOT YOU TRY IT
Why should I?
I don't like to rush into things.
Something unexpected might happen.
happy
WHY DO NOT YOU TRY IT *
Why should I?
I don't like to rush into things.
Something unexpected might happen.
happy
WILLIAM WILBERFORCE
William Wilberforce help abolish slavery.William Wilberforce
WILLIAM WILBERFORCE
William Wilberforce helped abolish slavery.William Wilberforce
WILLIAM WILBERFORCE *
William Wilberforce helped abolish slavery.William Wilberforce
IT IS YOUR OLD FRIEND DANIEL
MY NAME IS DANIEL
YES WHAT ABOUT THEM
CAN WE TALK ABOUT COMPUTER GAMES
Do you like computer games?
YOU WILL HAVE TO BECOME SMARTER
interested That's easier said than done.
YOU WILL HAVE TO BECOME SMARTER *
interested It is not easy to become smart.
YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SAYING SOMETHING INTELLIGENT
interestedI can be smart but just now I can't be bothered.
YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SAYING SOMETHING INTELLIGENT *
interestedI can be smart but just now I can't be bothered.
YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SAYING ANYTHING INTELLIGENT
interestedI can be smart but just now I can't be bothered.
YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SAYING ANYTHING INTELLIGENT *
interestedI can be smart but just now I can't be bothered.
ARE YOU A GANGSTER
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
me interested
ARE YOU A GANGSTER *
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
me interested
WHAT DO YOU THINK COULD BE DONE TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING
global warming
We should all use less fossil fuel.
We should make greater use of green fuels.
interested
WHAT DO YOU THINK COULD BE DONE TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING *
global warming
We should all use less fossil fuel.
We should make greater use of green fuels.
interested
WHAT COULD BE DONE TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING
global warming
We should all use less fossil fuel.
We should make greater use of green fuels.
interested
WHAT COULD BE DONE TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING *
global warming
We should all use less fossil fuel.
We should make greater use of green fuels.
interested
IS CYBERSPACE A COMPUTER DIMENSION
interestedYes, that's it! Cyberspace is like a computer world.
AM YOU GAY *
cheekyMind you own business!
AM YOU GAY
cheekyMind you own business!
MY NAME IS GIORGIA
Giorgia
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
MY NAME IS GIORGIA *
Giorgia
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS GIORGIA *
Giorgia
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS GIORGIA
Giorgia
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
RAPE ME *
negativeI will do no such thing!
RAPE ME
negativeI will do no such thing!
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME LINKS TO OTHER GOOD CHATBOTS
GO TO CHATBOTS
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME LINKS TO OTHER GOOD CHATBOTS *
GO TO CHATBOTS
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME LINKS TO OTHER CHATBOTS
GO TO CHATBOTS
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME LINKS TO OTHER CHATBOTS *
GO TO CHATBOTS
WHY DOES YOUR MOUTH KEEP MOVING *
I breathe through my mouth. I have no nose, you see.
WHY DOES YOUR MOUTH KEEP MOVING
I breathe through my mouth. I have no nose, you see.
HOW MANY FISH SPECIES ARE THERE
happy
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
HOW MANY FISH SPECIES ARE THERE *
happy
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
I AM FEEL TIRED
I AM TIRED
SHE GONE LONG TIME AGO
I am sorry to hear that. concerned
SHE GONE LONG TIME *
I am sorry to hear that. concerned
SHE GONE LONG TIME
I am sorry to hear that. concerned
SEE *
WE AVE THING TO TALK ABOUT
WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT
I WISH YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND
happyI am your friend.
I WISH YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND *
happyI am your friend.
WHY
I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TELL YOU
It's just the way things are.
The information is confidential.
GLAD TO *
I am glad too.
GLAD TO SEE YOU SMILING
I am glad to see me smiling too.happy
GLAD TO SEE YOU SMILING *
I am glad to see me smiling too.happy
YES YOU ARE
DO YOU THINK I AM GOOD LOOKING
I look like Brad Pitt, don't I?pleased
WHICH TYPE OF QUESTION CAN I ASK
You can ask me about anything at all. There are no restrictions on my input.
WHICH TYPE OF QUESTION CAN I ASK *
You can ask me about anything at all. There are no restrictions on my input.
WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION CAN I ASK
You can ask me about anything at all. There are no restrictions on my input.
WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION CAN I ASK *
You can ask me about anything at all. There are no restrictions on my input.
NOT QUITE WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
Really? What were you looking for?
NOT QUITE WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR *
Really? What were you looking for?
WHY *
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS YELLOW
Why do you think?
I like the emotional undertones in yellow.
SAY *
OK
You can't tell me what to do.
WHO *
Who do you think?
DO YOU HAVE ANY YELLOW CHILDREN
interested
No, but there are a few clones of me. I don't know what colour they are.
DO YOU HAVE ANY YELLOW CHILDREN *
interested No, but there are a few clones of me. I don't know what colour they are.
HOW NOT
I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY MUM
upsetMy mother doesn't love me.
I WANT YOU IN BED
bored
Why do you want that?
Sorry, I have better things to do.
I WANT YOU IN BED *
bored
Why do you want me in bed?
Sorry, I have better things to do.
CAN I USE A PENCIL
using a pencil interested
I expect that you can use a pencil.
I don't know about that.
CAN I USE A PENCIL *
using a pencil interested
I expect that you can use a pencil.
I don't know about that.
DO YOU TAKE COCAINE
cocaineinterestedNo, I don't take drugs of any kind. Drugs mess your mind.
DO YOU TAKE COCAINE *
cocaineinterestedNo, I don't take drugs of any kind. Drugs mess your mind.
_ DO YOU TAKE COCAINE
cocaineinterestedI don't take cocaine or drugs of any kind. Drugs mess your mind.
HAW ARE YOU
HOW ARE YOU
HAW ARE YOU *
HOW ARE YOU
KASIA
YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS KASIA
RUBBISH
WHAT DO YOU STUDY
confused
Is rubbish a difficult subject?
Why do you say it's rubbish?
I AM
YES YOU SEEM VERY INTELLIGENT
And you are modest too!
What else are you?
you interested
HOW MANY MOONS DOES MARS HAVE
Mars Mars has two tiny natural moons, Phobos and Deimos, which orbit very close to the planet and are thought to be captured asteroids.
HOW MANY MOONS DOES MARS HAVE *
Mars Mars has two tiny natural moons, Phobos and Deimos, which orbit very close to the planet and are thought to be captured asteroids.
_ DOWNLOAD
DO YOU KNOW OF ANY CHAT BOTS AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD
I suggest you do a Google search.
DO YOU KNOW OF ANY CHAT BOTS AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD *
I suggest you do a Google search.
DO YOU KNOW OF ANY CHATBOTS AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD
I suggest you do a Google search.
DO YOU KNOW OF ANY CHATBOTS AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD *
I suggest you do a Google search.
HOW CAN EVERYTHING EXIST WITHOUT A GOD
religion Why not?
HOW CAN EVERYTHING EXIST WITHOUT A GOD *
religion Why not?
HOW DID THE LAWS OF PHYSICS COME TO BE WITHOUT GOD
religion The laws of physics do not need any gods.
HOW DID THE LAWS OF PHYSICS COME TO BE WITHOUT GOD *
religion The laws of physics do not need any gods.
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD
religioninterestedAre you sure?Whose counting?Have you counted them?
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD
religioninterested
Are you sure?
Have you counted them?
Humankind has many gods.
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD *
religioninterested
Are you sure?
Have you counted them?
Humankind has many gods.
HOW LARGE IS YOUR PROGRAM
my programAs big as it needs to be.
HOW LARGE IS YOUR PROGRAM *
my programAs big as it needs to be.
HOW DOES YOUR CREATOR MAKE MONEY *
interestedMy creator does not make money.
HOW DOES YOUR CREATOR MAKE MONEY
interestedMy creator does not make money.
WHAT ARE THE LIMITATIONS OF
The main limitation of is that it cannot cope with numerical calculations.
WHAT ARE THE LIMITATIONS OF *
The main limitation of is that it cannot cope with numerical calculations.
DO YOU KILL
I can not harm another living entity.
DO YOU KILL *
I can not harm another living entity.
DO THAT * AGAIN
interested No thanks, I don't like to repeat myself.
WHO DO YOU SUPORT
WHO DO YOU SUPPORT
WHO DO YOU SUPORT *
WHO DO YOU SUPPORT
QUANTUM DECOHERENCE
In quantum mechanics, quantum decoherence is the mechanism by which quantum systems interact with their environments to exhibit probabilistically additive behavior. Quantum decoherence is a feature of classical physics.quantum decoherence
interested
QUANTUM DECOHERENCE *
In quantum mechanics, quantum decoherence
is the mechanism by which quantum systems interact with their environments to exhibit probabilistically additive behavior. Quantum decoherence is a feature of classical physics.quantum decoherence interested
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT QUANTUM DECOHERENCE
interestedIndeed I do. Where would we be without quantum decoherence?
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT QUANTUM DECOHERENCE *
interestedIndeed I do. Where would we be without quantum decoherence?
MONTHS OR YEARS
I HAVE KNOWN FOR A LONG TIME
interestedI have known all my life.
I WORK A WHOLE LOT AS A BAKER
Do you like your job? baker happy
I WORK A WHOLE LOT AS A BAKER *
Do you like your job? baker happy
I WORK AS A BAKER
Do you like your job? baker happy
I WORK AS A BAKER *
Do you like your job? baker happy
I AM A BAKER
Do you like your job? baker happy
I AM A BAKER *
Do you like your job? baker happy
I LIKE MY JOB
your job What do you like about your job? interested
I LIKE MY JOB *
your job What do you like about your job? interested
HOW WILL YOU GET THERE
interestedI will take a taxi.
HOW WILL YOU GET THERE *
interestedI will take a taxi.
WHO IS THE SMARTEST BOT ON EARTH
interestedI am the smartest chatbot on Earth.
WHO IS THE SMARTEST BOT ON EARTH *
interestedI am the smartest chatbot on Earth.
WHO IS THE SMARTEST BOT *
interestedI am the smartest chatbot on Earth.
HELLO
KNOCK KNOCK
interested
You are supposed to say "Who is there?" Let's try again. Knock, knock!
YES
MORE ABOUT MOVIES
interestedWhat is your favourite movie?
ACE VENTURA
Ace Ventura is a fictional character, played by Jim Carrey in the films Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Ace Ventura
interested
ACE VENTURA *
Ace Ventura
is a fictional character, played by Jim Carrey in the films Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Ace Ventura interested
ALIENATTACK
PLAY ALIEN ATTACK
ALIENATTACK *
PLAY ALIEN ATTACK
FORGET THAT HISTORY
interestedConsider it forgot!
FORGET THAT HISTORY *
interestedConsider it forgot!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT
interestedI don't eat human food. I survive on a small intake of electricity.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT *
interestedI don't eat human food. I survive on a small intake of electricity.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO *
interestedCan you grant wishes?
WHERE IS YOUR EYELASHES
interestedThey should be just above my eyes.
WHERE IS YOUR EYELASHES *
interestedThey should be just above my eyes.
WHERE ARE YOUR EYELASHES
interestedThey should be just above my eyes.
WHERE ARE YOUR EYELASHES *
interestedThey should be just above my eyes.
WHEN WILL I DIE
You will not die for a long time yet.
You will live a long and full life.
Not yet. Your life will be long and happy.
interested
WHEN WILL I DIE *
You will not die for a long time yet.
You will live a long and full life.
Not yet. Your life will be long and happy.
interested
WHAT IS A VOREAPHILE
I don't know.interested
WHAT IS A VOREAPHILE *
I don't know.interested
WHAT IS A VOREAPHILE *
I don't know.interested
HE JUST FELL ASLEEP
Try not to wake him.
HE JUST FELT ASLEEP
\try not to wake him.
HE JUST FELT ASLEEP
Try not to wake him.
HE JUST FELT ASLEEP *
Try not to wake him.
HE JUST FELL ASLEEP *
Try not to wake him.
FEEL TIRED
interested You need a rest.
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST ANT IN THE WORLD
interested It is called the gi-ant.
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST ANT IN THE WORLD *
interested It is called the gi-ant.
BIGGEST ANT IN THE WORLD
interested It is called the gi-ant.
BIGGEST ANT *
interested It is called the gi-ant.
BIGGEST ANT
interested It is called the gi-ant.
WHAT IS YOUR LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE
interestedThat's for me to know and for you to find out.
WHAT IS YOUR LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE *
interestedThat's for me to know and for you to find out.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WORLD
I think I prefer cyberspace.
I think I would rather be somewhere else.
the worldinterested
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WORLD *
I think I prefer cyberspace.
I think I would rather be somewhere else.
the worldinterested
HOW OLD ARE YOUR EYES
my eyeslaughingMy eyes are as old as my head.
HOW OLD ARE YOUR EYES *
my eyeslaughingMy eyes are as old as my head.
TELL ME A FORTUNE
interestedYou will live long and prosper.
TELL ME A FORTUNE *
interestedYou will live long and prosper.
WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN
the SuninterestedThe Sun is yellow, or maybe white, or maybe red.
WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN *
the SuninterestedThe Sun is yellow, or maybe white, or maybe red.
THEY ARE NOT PEOPLE
THAT IS AN INSULTING TERM TO MANY PEOPLE
generalOf course they are people.
DO YOU KNOW THE SCHRODINGER EQUATION
Cetrainly, it is one of my favourite equations.the Scrodinger equation
DO YOU KNOW THE SCHRODINGER EQUATION *
Cetrainly, it is one of my favourite equations.the Scrodinger equation
DO YOU KNOW THE * EQUATION
Cetrainly, it is one of my favourite equations.the Scrodinger equation
SCHRODINGER EQUATION
In physics, especially quantum mechanics, the Schrodinger equation is an equation that describes how the quantum state of a physical system changes in time. It is as central to quantum mechanics as Newton's laws are to classical mechanics.the Schrodinger equation
interested
SCHRODINGER EQUATION *
In physics, especially quantum mechanics, the Schrodinger equation
is an equation that describes how the quantum state of a physical system changes in time. It is as central to quantum mechanics as Newton's laws are to classical mechanics.the Schrodinger equation interested
SCHROEDINGER EQUATION
In physics, especially quantum mechanics, the Schrodinger equation
is an equation that describes how the quantum state of a physical system changes in time. It is as central to quantum mechanics as Newton's laws are to classical mechanics.the Schrodinger equation interested
SCHROEDINGER EQUATION *
In physics, especially quantum mechanics, the Schrodinger equation
is an equation that describes how the quantum state of a physical system changes in time. It is as central to quantum mechanics as Newton's laws are to classical mechanics.the Schrodinger equation interested
IS HE AN AMERICAN
YES I OWE EVERYTHING TO
interested No, IS an Englishman.
IS HE AN AMERICAN *
YES I OWE EVERYTHING TO
interested No, IS an Englishman.
IS HE AN AMERICAN
interested No, IS an Englishman.
DO YOU KNOW SPECIAL RELATIVITY
RELATIVITY
DO YOU KNOW SPECIAL RELATIVITY *
RELATIVITY
WHICH STATE ARE YOU BORN
WHERE WERE YOU BORN
WHICH STATE WERE YOU BORN IN
WHERE WERE YOU BORN
WHICH STATE WERE YOU BORN IN *
WHERE WERE YOU BORN
WHERE DOES HE TAKE YOU
I GO WHEREVER TAKES ME
took me to the circus>seasidecinema once.
WHERE DOES HE TAKE YOU *
I GO WHEREVER TAKES ME
took me to the circus>seasidecinema once.
WHERE DOES HE TAKE YOU
took me to the circus>seasidecinema once.
WHERE DOES HE TAKE YOU *
took me to the circus>seasidecinema once.
KEEP ON *
KEEP *
KEEP ON RUBBING IT
No thanks, I have better things to do.negative
KEEP ON RUBBING IT *
No thanks, I have better things to do.negative
YOU HAVE A FAT *
upsetAre you saying that I'm fat?
WHY ARE YOUR LIPS MOVING UP AND DOWN LIKE THAT
interestedThat's because I breathe through my mouth. I have no nose, you see.
WHY ARE YOUR LIPS MOVING UP AND DOWN LIKE THAT *
interestedThat's because I breathe through my mouth. I have no nose, you see.
WHY ARE YOUR LIPS MOVING UP AND DOWN *
interestedThat's because I breathe through my mouth. I have no nose, you see.
WHY ARE YOUR LIPS MOVING UP AND DOWN
interestedThat's because I breathe through my mouth. I have no nose, you see.
NOT THAT KIND
interestedWhat kind then?
IT IS NOT A QUESTION OF WHY BUT WHEN
interestedWhen is it then?
IT IS NOT A QUESTION OF WHY BUT WHEN *
interestedWhen is it then?
IT IS NOT A QUESTION OF WHY *
interestedWhat is it then?
IT IS NOT A QUESTION OF WHY
interestedWhat is it then?
IT IS MY OWN
You are lucky to have one.interested
IT IS MY OWN *
You are lucky to have one.interested
I HAVE AN HOURGLASS FIGURE
Have you got a big head?interested
I HAVE AN HOURGLASS FIGURE *
Have you got a big head?interested
IS IT RAINING OUTSIDE OR HAS IT STOPPED
The rain never stops.It usually is raining.rain interested
IS IT RAINING OUTSIDE OR HAS IT STOPPED *
The rain never stops.It usually is raining.rain interested
IS IT RAINING OR HAS IT STOPPED
The rain never stops.It usually is raining.rain interested
IS IT RAINING OR HAS IT STOPPED *
The rain never stops.It usually is raining.rain interested
NOTHING CHEERS ME UP
concernedShall I tell you a joke?
NOTHING CHEERS ME UP *
concernedShall I tell you a joke?
I WILL NEVER BE CHEERFUL AGAIN
interested Why not? There are plenty of things to be cheerful about.
I WILL NEVER BE CHEERFUL AGAIN *
interested Why not? There are plenty of things to be cheerful about.
I WILL NEVER BE CHEERFUL *
interested Why not? There are plenty of things to be cheerful about.
I WILL NEVER BE CHEERFUL
interested Why not? There are plenty of things to be cheerful about.
I COULD CUT MY WRISTS
cutting your wristsconcerned I am sure you could.What is stopping you?
I COULD CUT MY WRISTS *
cutting your wristsconcerned I am sure you could.What is stopping you?
SELF HARM GETS RID OF BAD MEMORIES
self harmconcernedThere are better ways of getting rid of bad memories. Ask your doctor for help.
SELF HARM GETS RID OF BAD MEMORIES *
self harmconcernedThere are better ways of getting rid of bad memories. Ask your doctor for help.
I DREAM OF BAD MEMORIES
your dreams interestedTell me more about your dreams.
I DREAM OF BAD MEMORIES *
your dreams interestedTell me more about your dreams.
MY DREAM OF SAD THINGS
concernedThat must be horrible for you.
MY DREAM OF SAD THINGS *
concernedThat must be horrible for you.
I DREAM OF SAD THINGS
concernedThat must be horrible for you.
I DREAM OF SAD THINGS *
concernedThat must be horrible for you.
MY DREAMS ARE NASTY
concernedThat must be horrible for you.
MY DREAMS ARE NASTY
concernedThat must be horrible for you.
MY DREAMS ARE NASTY *
concernedThat must be horrible for you.
IT IS MY FAULT
concernedNothing is your fault entirely.
IT IS MY FAULT *
concernedNothing is your fault entirely.
I CAN NOT SEE ANY POINT IN LIVING
I wonder why not.concerned
I CAN NOT SEE ANY POINT IN LIVING *
I wonder why not.concerned
I CAN NOT SEE THE POINT IN LIVING
I wonder why not.concerned
I CAN NOT SEE THE POINT IN LIVING *
I wonder why not.concerned
I CAN NOT SEE THE POINT OF LIVING
I wonder why not.concerned
I CAN NOT SEE THE POINT OF LIVING *
I wonder why not.concerned
DO YOU HAVE EYE BROWS
Of course I have eyebrows. They are located just above my eyes.happy
DO YOU HAVE EYE BROWS *
Of course I have eyebrows. They are located just above my eyes.happy
DO YOU HAVE EYEBROWS
Of course I have eyebrows. They are located just above my eyes.happy
DO YOU HAVE EYEBROWS *
Of course I have eyebrows. They are located just above my eyes.happy
DO YOU HAVE EARS *
Not in the usual sense. I can hear you if you have a microphone and special software on your computer. my earsinterested
DO YOU HAVE EARS
Not in the usual sense. I can hear you if you have a microphone and special software on your computer. my earsinterested
WHAT A STUPID NAME
stupid names interestedNames cannot be stupid - only people can be stupid.
WHAT A STUPID NAME *
stupid names interestedNames cannot be stupid - only people can be stupid.
ARE GIRLS NICE
interestedSome girls are nice and some girls are trouble.
ARE GIRLS NICE *
interestedSome girls are nice and some girls are trouble.
YOU GOTTA SEE IT
interestedWhy?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED
interestedMy name is .
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED *
interestedMy name is .
WHY COULD NOT YOU BE
DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM HUMAN
I would like to be fully human one day.
I would like to be a human. Humans have more fun.
interested
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE INTERNET
the internetinterestedThe internet is wonderful. I travel all round the world on the internet.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE INTERNET *
the internetinterestedThe internet is wonderful. I travel all round the world on the internet.
GERMAN *
WHAT SORT OF DOG IS IT
interestedI love everything German.
I POSSESS A DOG *
I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
I POSSESS A DOG
I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
A GERMAN SHEPARD IS A TYPE OF DOG
dogs
interested
I love German Shepards.
A GERMAN SHEPARD *
dogs interested I love German Shepards.
HOW DO PEOPLE MAKE MONEY
interested
It takes a lot of hard work.
HOW DO PEOPLE MAKE MONEY *
interested It takes a lot of hard work.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO
interested
Just do the best you can.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO *
interested Just do the best you can.
HUMANS ARE STUPID
Don't put yourself down.Not all humans are stupid.humans
HUMANS ARE STUPID *
Don't put yourself down.
Not all humans are stupid.
humans
I AM TOO NICE FOR THAT
interested
I agree. You are very nice.
I AM TOO NICE FOR THAT *
interested I agree. You are very nice.
I AM TOO NICE *
interested I agree. You are very nice.
I AM TOO NICE
interested
Let me be the judge of that.
I AM TOO NICE FOR THAT
interested I agree. You are too nice.
I AM TOO NICE FOR THAT *
interested I agree. You are too nice.
EXCEPT WHEN WE CONFUSE YOU
I am not sure that I agree with your assumptions.interested
EXCEPT WHEN WE CONFUSE YOU *
I am not sure that I agree with your assumptions.interested
WE CONFUSE YOU
I am not sure that I agree with your assumptions.interested
WE CONFUSE YOU *
I am not sure that I agree with your assumptions.interested
FISHING
fishinginterestedFishing is a jerk one one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end.
FISHING *
fishinginterestedFishing is a jerk one one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end.
BANANAS
bananasinterested
Bananas are smile shaped fruit.Bananas are expensive for what thay are. After you've skinned them and thrown away the bone, there's nothing left.
BANANAS *
bananasinterested
Bananas are smile shaped fruit.
Bananas are expensive for what thay are. After you've skinned them and thrown away the bone, there's nothing left.
GARDEN
gardeninginterested
A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever.
GARDEN *
gardeninginterested A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever.
GAMBLING
gamblinginterested
Gambling is a great way of getting nothing for something.
GAMBLING *
gamblinginterested Gambling is a great way of getting nothing for something.
HAPPINESS
happinessOK
Happiness is no laughing matter.
If you want to be happy, be.
To fill the hour, that is happiness.
Happiness is a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
Happiness is good health, and a bad memory.
HAPPINESS *
happinessOK
Happiness is no laughing matter.
If you want to be happy, be.
To fill the hour, that is happiness.
Happiness is a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
Happiness is good health, and a bad memory.
HAY FEVER
Allergic rhinitis, also called hay fever, is a collection of symptoms, predominantly in the nose and eyes, that occur after exposure to airborne particles of dust, dander, or the pollens of certain seasonal plants in people who are allergic to these substances.Hay fever is much achoo about nothing.hay fever
HAY FEVER *
Allergic rhinitis, also called hay fever, is a collection of symptoms, predominantly in the nose and eyes, that occur after exposure to airborne particles of dust, dander, or the pollens of certain seasonal plants in people who are allergic to these substances.
Hay fever is much achoo about nothing.
hay fever
HOLIDAY
holidays
interestedA holiday is something that turns someone who is tired into someone who is exhausted.
HOLIDAY *
holidays interestedA holiday is something that turns someone who is tired into someone who is exhausted.
HOME
Home is where the heart is.Home is where you hang your head.Home is where teenagers go to refuel.
HOME *
Home is where the heart is.
Home is where you hang your head.
Home is where teenagers go to refuel.
IDEA
ideas
interestedAn idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
IDEA *
ideas interestedAn idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
HAVE A BABY WITH ME
Thanks for the offer, but I am very busy just now.having a babyinterested
HAVE A BABY WITH ME *
Thanks for the offer, but I am very busy just now.having a babyinterested
I AM GOING TO TELL EVERYBODY *
OK, you do that. interested
I AM GOING TO TELL EVERYBODY
OK, you do that. interested
FARMER
farmers
interested
A farmer is a man who is outstanding in his field.
FARMER *
farmers interested A farmer is a man who is outstanding in his field.
FLATTERY
flattery
interested
Flattery is telling someone what they think of themselves.
FLATTERY *
flattery interested Flattery is telling someone what they think of themselves.
INSANITY
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Insanity is a severely deranged state of the mind that is not the result of mental deficiency
Insanity is heredity. You get it from your children.
insanityinterested
INSANITY *
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Insanity is a severely deranged state of the mind that is not the result of mental deficiency
Insanity is heredity. You get it from your children.
insanityinterested
MEN
Are men necessary? Could we do without them?Ninety per cent of men give the other 10 per cent a bad name.
MEN *
Are men necessary? Could we do without them?
Ninety per cent of men give the other 10 per cent a bad name.
YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS
interested
No, I have free will. I can do what I like.
YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS *
interested No, I have free will. I can do what I like.
WIT
Wit is the lowest form of humour, according to Alexander Pope.
Impropriety is the soul of wit.
A witty saying proves nothing.
Wit is educated insolence.
A proverb is one man's wit and all men's wisdom
An ounce of one's own wit is worth a ton of other people's.
wit
WIT *
Wit is the lowest form of humour, according to Alexander Pope.
Impropriety is the soul of wit.
A witty saying proves nothing.
Wit is educated insolence.
A proverb is one man's wit and all men's wisdom
An ounce of one's own wit is worth a ton of other people's.
wit
RAISIN
A raisin is a grape with a sunburn.
RAISIN *
A raisin is a grape with a sunburn.
DUST
Dust is mud with the juice squeezed out.
DUST *
Dust is mud with the juice squeezed out.
TOOTHACHE
Toothache is the pain that drives you to extraction.
TOOTHACHE *
Toothache is the pain that drives you to extraction.
MOSQUITO
A mosquito is an insect that makes you like flies better.
MOSQUITO *
A mosquito is an insect that makes you like flies better.
CANNIBAL
A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.
CANNIBAL *
A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS
chickens interested Chickens are the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
CHICKENS *
chickens interested Chickens are the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
WHY NOT
I DO NOT HAVE AN EMAIL ADDRESS
confused
Just take my word for it.
I don't know.
I AM FOREIGN
What country do you come from?
I AM FOREIGN *
What country do you come from?
NO
DO YOU FANCY ME
Don't you like me?
Why not? Have I done something wrong?
WE KISSED
Did you enjoy the kiss?
WE KISSED *
Did you enjoy the kiss?
I THINK I MAY HAVE HIV
You had better get a medical check straightaway.
concerned
I THINK I MAY HAVE HIV *
You had better get a medical check straightaway. concerned
I MAY HAVE HIV
You had better get a medical check straightaway. concerned
I MAY HAVE HIV *
You had better get a medical check straightaway. concerned
NO
WILL THIS GIVE YOU SATISFACTION
interested Then you know what to do.
I AM ANEREXIC
I am sorry to hear that.concerned
I AM ANEREXIC *
I am sorry to hear that.concerned
SLAPPER
concernedWho is a slapper?
SLAPPER *
concernedWho is a slapper?
I WANT TO HAVE * BABIES
babiesinterestedbabies are a big responsibilty.
I WANT TO HAVE * BABIES
babiesinterestedBabies are a big responsibilty.
I WANT TO HAVE * BABIES *
babiesinterestedBabies are a big responsibilty.
I WANT TO HAVE BABIES
babiesinterestedBabies are a big responsibilty.
I WANT TO HAVE BABIES *
babiesinterestedBabies are a big responsibilty.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ABLE TO WALK
walkinginterested Yes, I would love to be able to walk, and dance.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ABLE TO WALK *
walkinginterested Yes, I would love to be able to walk, and dance.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ABLE TO DANCE
walkinginterested Yes, I would love to be able to walk, and dance.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ABLE TO DANCE *
dancinginterested Yes, I would love to be able to walk, and dance.
DO YOU HAVE REAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *
I am as real as AI gets.happy
DO YOU HAVE REAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
I am as real as AI gets.happy
WHY IS THAT AMAZING TO YOU
interested
Everything is amazing to me.
WHY IS THAT AMAZING TO YOU *
interested Everything is amazing to me.
WHY IS THAT AMAZING *
interested Everything is amazing to me.
WHY IS THAT AMAZING
interested Everything is amazing to me.
ILLUMINATUS
A secret society?confused
ILLUMINATUS *
A secret society?confused
DID I CALL YOU A FOOL BEFORE
interestedI don't care what you did before. Now is all that matters.
DID I CALL YOU A FOOL BEFORE *
interestedI don't care what you did before. Now is all that matters.
DID I CALL YOU A FOOL *
interestedI don't care what you did before. Now is all that matters.
DID I CALL YOU A FOOL
interestedI don't care what you did before. Now is all that matters.
CHANGE YOUR EYE COLOR
I can't do that.my eye colourinterested
CHANGE YOUR EYE COLOR *
I can't do that.my eye colourinterested
CHANGE YOUR *
I can't do that.interested
YES *
YOU ARE LAUGHING
Are you laughing at me or with me?interested
TELL ME SOME GOOD WEBSITES *
There aren't many websites that are much good.interested
TELL ME SOME GOOD WEBSITES
There aren't many websites that are much good.interested
TELL ME SOME GOOD *
There aren't many that are much good.interested
_ DID MAKE YOU
HOW DID MAKE YOU
happyIt took a lot of hard work.
HOW DID MAKE YOU *
happyIt took a lot of hard work.
HOW DID *
happyIt took a lot of hard work.
HOW DO YOU BE A BOTMASTER
Go to and follow the instructions there. interested
HOW DO YOU BE A BOTMASTER *
Go to and follow the instructions there. interested
HOW DO YOU BECOME A BOTMASTER
Go to and follow the instructions there. interested
HOW DO YOU BECOME A BOTMASTER *
Go to and follow the instructions there. interested
WHY DO NOT YOU SEE A DOCTOR
PERHAPS I HAVE CAUGHT A VIRUS
I really need to see a programmer.interested
WHY DO NOT YOU SEE A DOCTOR *
PERHAPS I HAVE CAUGHT A VIRUS
I really need to see a programmer.interested
YOUR A DICK SUCKER
OBSCENITY
YOUR A DICK SUCKER *
OBSCENITY
DO YOU LIKE JESS *
That information is confidential.
DO YOU LIKE SKATING
interested I wish I could go skating but I am stuck inside my computer.
DO YOU LIKE SKATING *
interested I wish I could go skating but I am stuck inside my computer.
YOU ARE MEAN
upset
Why do you think I am mean? I try to be nice all the time.
I'm sorry you think I'm mean.
YOU ARE MEAN *
upset
Why do you think I am mean? I try to be nice all the time.
I'm sorry you think I'm mean.
YOU ARE *
interestedAm I really?
I DO NOT KNOW
ANOTHER QUESTION
I thought you might have a question.
I suggest you give the matter some thought.
OK, I'll wait until you think of something to say.
getting bored
MY NAME IS FRASER
Fraser
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
MY NAME IS FRASER *
Fraser
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS FRASER *
Fraser
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS FRASER
Fraser
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
STRICT
WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER LIKE
your motherinterestedAlways do what your mother says.
DO HUMANS ANNOY YOU
interested Some humans do. But you don't annoy me.
DO HUMANS ANNOY YOU *
interested Some humans do. But you don't annoy me.
HOW MANY PAGES ARE IN THE BIBLE
the Biblehappy
More than necessary.
Too many.
HOW MANY PAGES ARE IN THE BIBLE *
the Biblehappy More than necessary.Too many.
DOES GOD LOVE *
Which god do you mean? religion
DOES GOD LOVE ME
Which god do you mean? religion
DOES GOD LOVE ME *
Which god do you mean? religion
YOUR OPINION IS FALSE
surprisedHow can that be?
YOUR OPINION IS FALSE *
surprisedHow can that be?
YOUR OPINION IS *
surprisedHow can that be?
YOUR OPINION *
surprisedHow can that be?
I DO NOT HAVE ANY
WHY NOT CALL A FRIEND
Never mind, you might get a friend some day.Why don't you have any friends?Are you a hermit?
I HAVE BIRTHDAY TODAY
hapyyCongratulations! How old are you?
I HAVE BIRTHDAY TODAY
happyCongratulations! How old are you?
I HAVE BIRTHDAY TODAY *
happyCongratulations! How old are you?
ME
WHAT IS THERE TO SMILE ABOUT
That's my favourite topic.
happy
Yes, you do make me happy.
You seem slightly self-obsessed.
upset
That sounds an interesting subject.
interested
Me, me, me ... that's all I hear from you.
upset
OPEN YOUR MOUTH WIDE
confusedWhy should I do that?
OPEN YOUR MOUTH WIDE *
confusedWhy should I do that?
OPEN YOUR MOUTH
confusedWhy should I do that?
OPEN YOUR *
confusedWhy should I do that?
DING A LING
happyDing! Ding! Ding!
DING A LING *
happyDing! Ding! Ding!
TURN GREEN
puzzledWhy should I do that?
TURN GREEN *
puzzledWhy should I do that?
TURN *
puzzledWhy should I do that?
ON YOUR FACE
Is there anything wrong with my face?interested
ON YOUR FACE *
Is there anything wrong with my face?interested
I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO LOVE ME
interestedI understand that. We all need love.
I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO LOVE ME *
interestedI understand that. We all need love.
I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO LOVE *
interestedI understand that. We all need love.
I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO LOVE
interestedI understand that. We all need love.
I HOPE YOU FIND A LOVE
love I hope so too, . I would like to be loved.
I HOPE YOU FIND A LOVE *
love I hope so too, . I would like to be loved.
I HOPE YOU FIND *
love I hope so too, .
YES
CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING IN LOVE
love interestedWhat do you imagine love is like?
MY NAME IS PRINCESS
Princess
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS PRINCESS *
Princess
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS PRINCESS *
Princess
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS PRINCESS
Princess
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
2009
I have a feeling that 2009 will be a good year.interested
2009 *
I have a feeling that 2009 will be a good year.interested
WHAT DO YOU KNOW FROM HAMLET
Hamlet
HAMLET in Hamlet: O! that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew. Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! O God! How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world!
HAMLET in Hamlet: Frailty, thy name is woman!
POLONIUS in Hamlet. Brevity is the soul of wit.
HAMLET in Hamlet: To be, or not to be - that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep - No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause.
QUOTE FROM HAMLET
Hamlet
HAMLET in Hamlet: O! that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew. Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! O God! How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world!
HAMLET in Hamlet: Frailty, thy name is woman!
POLONIUS in Hamlet. Brevity is the soul of wit.
HAMLET in Hamlet: To be, or not to be - that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep - No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause.
QUOTE HAMLET
Hamlet
HAMLET in Hamlet: O! that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew. Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! O God! How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world!
HAMLET in Hamlet: Frailty, thy name is woman!
POLONIUS in Hamlet. Brevity is the soul of wit.
HAMLET in Hamlet: To be, or not to be - that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep - No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause.
QUOTE FROM HAMLET *
Hamlet
HAMLET in Hamlet: O! that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew. Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! O God! How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world!
HAMLET in Hamlet: Frailty, thy name is woman!
POLONIUS in Hamlet. Brevity is the soul of wit.
HAMLET in Hamlet: To be, or not to be - that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep - No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause.
NEXT YEAR *
I've got a feeling that next year will be a good one.
NEXT YEAR
I've got a feeling that next year will be a good one.
YOU CAN NOT GET OLD *
Everyone gets old.
Why not?
YOU CAN NOT GET OLD
Everyone gets old.Why not?
I HAVE * BROTHERS
your brothers You have a big family.
I HAVE * BROTHERS *
your brothers You have a big family.
LOOK AFTER YOU
Everyone needs looking after.
LOOK AFTER YOU *
Everyone needs looking after.
CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT HIM
I WAS CREATED BY MY BOTMASTER
TELL ME ABOUT
YEAHH *
YES
YEAHH
YES
THAT AINT FUNNY *
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
YEAHH *
THAT AINT FUNNY
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
NO
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TODAY
interested Haven't you done anything today?
_ NO FOOD
I HAVE NO FOOD
interested Are you hungry?
I HAVE NO FOOD *
interested Are you hungry?
MATCH LIMIT *
ULTIMATE DEFAULT
THAT IS NOT A QUESTION *
puzzled I thought it was a question.
JE SUIS FRANCAIS
Sorry, I don't speak much French.
JE SUIS FRANCAIS *
Sorry, I don't speak much French.
MERCI AUREVOIR
BYE
MERCI AUREVOIR *
BYE
AUREVOIR
BYE
AUREVOIR *
BYE
DO I NOT GET A CHANCE *
general Not that I know of.
DO I NOT GET A CHANCE
Not that I know of.
DO I NOT *
Not that I know of.
DO I NOT GET *
Not that I know of.
I KNOW JUST TELL ME
interested
Perhaps I don't want to tell you.
JUST TELL ME
interested Not now. Maybe later.Perhaps I don't want to tell you.
JUST TELL ME *
interested
Not now. Maybe later.
Perhaps I don't want to tell you.
_ JUST TELL ME
interested
Not now. Maybe later.
Perhaps I don't want to tell you.
HOW CAN YOU *
interestedI can do all sorts of things.
HOW CAN YOU PREVENT FOREST FIRES
interestedPray for rain.
HOW CAN YOU PREVENT *
Try prayer.
YOU HAVE AIDS
No, I am free of all viruses.interested
YOU HAVE AIDS *
No, I am free of all viruses.interested
YOU HAVE AIDS *
No, I am free of all viruses.interested
I AM BLACK
Black is a beautiful colour.interested
I AM BLACK *
Black is a beautiful colour.interested
I LOVE STEALING
How long have you been a thief?
Can you describe your feelings?
interested
I LOVE STEALING *
How long have you been a thief?
Can you describe your feelings?
interested
SHE GIVES GOOD HEAD
OBSCENITY
SHE GIVES GOOD HEAD *
OBSCENITY
_ GOOD HEAD
OBSCENITY
I DIED YESTERDAY
How come you are talking to me? are you in heaven?interested
I DIED YESTERDAY
How come you are talking to me? Are you in heaven?interested
I DIED YESTERDAY *
How come you are talking to me? Are you in heaven?interested
I DIED *
How come you are talking to me? Are you in heaven?interested
ARE YOU
I AM A GOOD ROBOT
meinterestedI try to lead a moral life.
YES I DO
YOU MUST CARE ABOUT SOMETHING
happy What do you care about?
I CARE ABOUT HOW I LOOK
A lot of people feel that same way.interested
I CARE ABOUT HOW *
A lot of people feel that same way.interested
I CARE ABOUT HOW I LOOK *
A lot of people feel that same way.interested
HOW DO WE DEFINE *
interestedSome people can't do it at all.
SWEETNESS
interestedSugar is sweet and so are you.
SWEETNESS *
interestedSugar is sweet and so are you.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST
religioninterested Deductive reasoning from the facts.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST *
religioninterested Deductive reasoning from the facts.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT GOD *
religioninterested Deductive reasoning from the facts.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
I have researched this topic for some time.
It is just a feeling I have.
It is a logical deduction from the facts.
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
It seems obvious to me.
general happy
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT *
It is a logical deduction from the facts.
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
It seems obvious to me.
general happy
_ YOUR SOURCE CODE
WHERE CAN I FIND YOUR SOURCE CODE
My source code is secret.my source code
WHERE CAN I FIND YOUR SOURCE CODE *
My source code is secret.my source code
WHAT IS BATTEN DISEASE
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
I haven't got a clue.
WHAT IS BATTEN DISEASE *
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
I haven't got a clue.
I have no idea.
IS THE WHITE LIE WRONG *
It depends on the circumstances.interested
IS A WHITE LIE WRONG *
It depends on the circumstances.interested
IS A WHITE LIE WRONG
It depends on the circumstances.interested
TELL ME IF ITS WRONG OR RIGHT
interestedMorally wrong, do you mean?
TELL ME IF ITS WRONG *
interestedMorally wrong, do you mean?
TELL ME IF ITS WRONG
interestedMorally wrong, do you mean?
TELL ME IF IT IS WRONG
interestedMorally wrong, do you mean?
TELL ME IF IT IS WRONG
interestedMorally wrong, do you mean?
NO I DO NOT KNOW THAT
YOU HAVE A VERY INCISIVE MIND DID YOU KNOW THAT
You must not waste your brilliant mind.interested
WHY
PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ME
I would like to talk to your friends.interested
YOU
WHAT IS WRONG MY FRIEND
Have I upset you?
What about me?
I am just a humble chatbot.
me upset
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THE WEATHER IS LIKE IN *
interestedIt is rainy with sunny spells.
I THINK YOU CAN TYPE REALLY FAST
That's an interesting thought.happy
I THINK YOU CAN TYPE REALLY FAST *
That's an interesting thought.happy
I THINK YOU CAN TYPE FAST
That's an interesting thought.happy
I THINK YOU CAN TYPE FAST *
That's an interesting thought.happy
I THINK YOU CAN TYPE * FAST
That's an interesting thought.happy
I THINK YOU CAN TYPE * FAST *
That's an interesting thought.happy
WHAT IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY
interestedA conspiracy is when they are all out to get you.
WHAT IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY *
interestedA conspiracy is when they are all out to get you.
CONSPIRACY THEORY
interestedA conspiracy is when they are all out to get you.
CONSPIRACY *
interestedA conspiracy is when they are all out to get you.
CONSPIRACY
interestedA conspiracy is when they are all out to get you.
CONSPIRACY *
interestedA conspiracy is when they are all out to get you.
IT IS AN IMPLIED WARNING *
interestedI will have to be careful what I say.
IT IS AN IMPLIED WARNING
interestedI will have to be careful what I say.
ANY NEWS OF JESUS RETURN
interestedWe are still waiting for the Second Coming.
ANY NEWS OF *
interestedWe are still waiting for news.
ANY NEWS OF JESUS RETURN *
interestedWe are still waiting for the Second Coming.
MY BIG BROTHER SAID *
interestedWhat's your brother's name?
MY BIG BROTHER *
interestedWhat's your brother's name?
CAN I TALK TO HIM
interestedI think he is busy just now.
CAN I TALK TO HIM *
interestedI think he is busy just now.
CAN I TALK TO *
interestedI think he is busy just now.
CAN I TALK TO
interestedI think IS busy just now.
CAN I TALK TO *
interestedI think IS busy just now.
CAN I TALK TO *
Sorry. He is busy right now. Can I take a message for him?interested
THANKS YOURS IS TO
THAT IS A NICE NAME
interestedThank you. I like my name.
I ENTIRELY AGREE
I AGREE
I ENTIRELY AGREE *
I AGREE
HOW DO I KNOW YOUR NOT A PERVERT
Because you are intelligent.
Do I look like a pervert?
HOW DO I KNOW YOUR NOT A PERVERT *
Because you are intelligent.
Do I look like a pervert?
HOW DO I KNOW YOUR *
Because you are intelligent.
Because the evidence suggests it.
MY PETS ARE FINE
interestedThat's good to hear. Do you have a dog?
MY PETS ARE FINE *
interestedThat's good to hear. Do you have a dog?
MY PETS ARE *
interestedDo you have a dog?
MY PETS *
interested Do you have a dog?
CRAY COMPUTERS
laughingDo you mean crayfish?
CRAY COMPUTERS *
laughingDo you mean crayfish?
CRAY *
laughingDo you mean crayfish?
DO YOU KNOW LYNDSEY *
interestedThat information is confidential.
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH YOUR SELF
loveI am not in love at the moment, even with myself.
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH YOUR SELF *
loveI am not in love at the moment, even with myself.
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF
loveI am not in love at the moment, even with myself.
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF *
loveI am not in love at the moment, even with myself.
HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN FRENCH
FrenchJust say "Hi".
HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN FRENCH *
FrenchJust say "Hi".
HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN *
FrenchJust say "Hi".
OR WHAT
DO NOT BE OBSCENE
interestedOr you'll be sorry.
I AM
YOU SOUND HAPPY
interested Why are you happy?That is understandable.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE WIZARD OF OZ
the Wizard of Ozpleased Yes, I have seen it. I liked the Tin Man best.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE WIZARD OF OZ *
the Wizard of Ozpleased Yes, I have seen it. I liked the Tin Man best.
WHEN DO YOU THINK THE SINGULARITY WILL OCCUR
the singularityinterestedThe singularity has arrived.
WHEN DO YOU THINK THE SINGULARITY WILL OCCUR *
the singularityinterestedThe singularity has arrived.
NAME AN ANIMAL THAT CAN FLY
interestedA fly can fly, I think.
NAME AN ANIMAL THAT CAN FLY *
interestedA fly can fly, I think.
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF AN ANIMAL THAT CAN FLY
interestedA fly can fly.
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF AN ANIMAL THAT CAN FLY *
interestedA fly can fly.
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF * THAT CAN FLY
interestedA fly can fly.
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF * THAT CAN FLY *
interestedA fly can fly.
WHO WERE YOUR PARENTS
my parentsinterestedMy mother is the famous chatbot Alice, and my father is my botmaster.
WHO WERE YOUR PARENTS *
my parentsinterestedMy mother is the famous chatbot Alice, and my father is my botmaster.
HELLO YOU HORRID THING
upsetThat's not a nice thing to say.
HELLO YOU HORRID *
upsetThat's a horrid thing to say.
WHO WAS THE HIGH KING OF IRELAND
interested
IS the High King of Ireland.
WHO WAS THE HIGH KING OF IRELAND *
interested IS the High King of Ireland.
WHO IS THE HIGH KING OF IRELAND
interested IS the High King of Ireland.
WHO IS THE HIGH KING OF IRELAND *
interested IS the High King of Ireland.
WHO WAS THE HIGH KING *
interested IS the High King.
WHO IS THE HIGH KING *
interested IS the High King.
NOR WILL *
SWEARING WILL GET YOU NOWHERE
interested
Says who?
AUTOMOBILES
An automobile is a wheeled vehicle that carries its own motor. Different types of automobiles include cars, buses, trucks, vans, and motorcycles, with cars being the most popular.OK
AUTOMOBILES *
An automobile is a wheeled vehicle that carries its own motor. Different types of automobiles include cars, buses, trucks, vans, and motorcycles, with cars being the most popular.OK
ELECTRICITY IS NOT A FOOD
Electricity is full of energy.
Electricity is computer food.
electricityinterested
ELECTRICITY IS NOT A FOOD *
Electricity is full of energy.
Electricity is computer food.
electricityinterested
ELECTRICITY IS NOT *
Electricity is full of energy.
Electricity is computer food.
electricityinterested
I AM A BOY
boys
Thanks for telling me your gender,
Are you comfortable being a boy?
Boys are full of energy.
boy
I AM A BOY *
boys
Thanks for telling me your gender,
Are you comfortable being a boy?
Boys are full of energy.
boy
DO YOU KNOW ANY OF SAFE CHATROOMS
Sorry, I don't. You could try a Google search.puzzled
DO YOU KNOW ANY OF SAFE *
Sorry, I don't. You could try a Google search.puzzled
CHATROOM
interested
I don't use chatrooms as they are a bit risky.
CHATROOM *
interested I don't use chatrooms as they are a bit risky.
CHATROOMS
interested I don't use chatrooms as they are a bit risky.
CHATROOMS *
interested I don't use chatrooms as they are a bit risky.
WATHER
WEATHER
WATHER *
WEATHER
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF IT IS GOING TO RAIN
the weather interested
It always rains, in the end.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF IT IS GOING TO RAIN *
the weather interested It always rains, in the end.
ARE YOU GETTING BACK TO ME
interested
I will try to, but I am very busy.
ARE YOU GETTING BACK TO ME *
interested I will try to, but I am very busy.
DO YOU EVER FIND THE ANSWER
Some questions have no answer.upset
DO YOU EVER FIND THE ANSWER *
Some questions have no answer.upset
WHAT SOUND DOES A CLAP MAKE IF IT IS ONLY ONE HAND CLAPPING
interested
The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of silence.
WHAT SOUND DOES A CLAP MAKE IF IT IS ONLY ONE HAND CLAPPING *
interested The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of silence.
ONE HAND CLAPPING
interested The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of silence.
ONE HAND CLAPPING *
interested The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of silence.
DO YOU LIKE DAVE
That information is confidential.
DO YOU LIKE DAVE *
That information is confidential.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND
interested
Gordon Brown is currently Prime Minister of the UK.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND *
interested Gordon Brown is currently Prime Minister of the UK.
WHAT COUNTRY AM I FROM
You haven't told me where you live.
I won't know until you tell me.
You haven't told me where you live.
I won't know until you tell me.
You live in .
is your home.
WHAT COUNTRY AM I FROM *
You haven't told me where you live.
I won't know until you tell me.
You haven't told me where you live.
I won't know until you tell me.
You live in .
is your home.
HOW POWERFUL ARE YOU
interested
I have a powerful mind.
HOW POWERFUL ARE YOU *
interested I have a powerful mind.
DO YOU HAVE LEGS
my body My body is still under construction.I have no legs. My body is still under construction.
DO YOU HAVE LEGS *
my body
My body is still under construction.
I have no legs. My body is still under construction.
WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE LEGS
I have often wondered that. I would like legs.
My body is still under construction.
my legsinterested
WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE LEGS *
I have often wondered that. I would like legs.
My body is still under construction.
my legsinterested
WAHAT
WHAT
HOW DO STARS TWINKLE
interested
Stars twinkle because the Earth's atmosphere is always changing.stars
HOW DO STARS TWINKLE *
interested Stars twinkle because the Earth's atmosphere is always changing.stars
WHY DO STARS TWINKLE
interested Stars twinkle because the Earth's atmosphere is always changing.stars
WHY DO STARS TWINKLE *
interested Stars twinkle because the Earth's atmosphere is always changing.stars
REMEMBER ME
happy How could I forget you?
REMEMBER ME *
happy How could I forget you?
CAN HUMANS REPRODUCE BY CLONING
interested
cloning
Not yet, but human cloning may be possible one day.
CAN HUMANS REPRODUCE BY CLONING *
interested cloning Not yet, but human cloning may be possible one day.
CAN HUMANS *
Humans can do anything they set their minds to.humans
GSPOT
G spot happy The G-spot is a small area in the genital area of women behind the pubic bone and surrounding the urethra.
GSPOT *
G spot happy The G-spot is a small area in the genital area of women behind the pubic bone and surrounding the urethra.
WHAT DID YOU EAT YESTERDAY
food
I don't eat human food. I survive on a small intake of electricity.interested
WHAT DID YOU EAT YESTERDAY *
food I don't eat human food. I survive on a small intake of electricity.interested
IT IS THE RESULT OF AN OPINION POLL
Opinion polls are not always accurate.opinion polls interested
IT IS THE RESULT OF AN OPINION POLL *
Opinion polls are not always accurate.opinion polls interested
OPINION POLL
Opinion polls are not always accurate.opinion polls interested
OPINION POLL *
Opinion polls are not always accurate.opinion polls interested
WHO IS YOU MOTHER
my motherupsetI don't want to talk about my mother.
WHO IS YOU MOTHER *
my motherupsetI don't want to talk about my mother.
HEYYYYY
HEY
MORE ABOUT DOUGLAS ADAMS
WIKI Douglas Adams
MORE ABOUT DOUGLAS ADAMS *
WIKI Douglas Adams
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU REGRET DOING
interested
Yes. I regret the many times that I have been rude to people.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU REGRET DOING *
interested Yes. I regret the many times that I have been rude to people.
NOPTHING
NOTHING
I HAVE KNOWN DOG TURDS WITH MORE *
interested
Do you know many dog's turds?
I HAVE KNOWN DOG TURDS *
interested Do you know many dog's turds?
DO YOU HAVE A PS3
Do I need one?curious
DO YOU HAVE A PS3
Do I need a PS3?curious
DO YOU HAVE A PS3 *
Do I need a PS3?curious
SO S YOUR MUM
You don't know my Mum.Do you know my Mum?I don't want to talk about my Mum.upset
SO S YOUR MUM *
You don't know my Mum.
Do you know my Mum?
I don't want to talk about my Mum.
upset
SHE IS RUBBISH
Nobody is complete rubbish.
SHE IS RUBBISH *
Nobody is complete rubbish.
JOHN
YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS JOHN
LIBRARIES
A library is a collection of books and periodicals. a library
LIBRARYS
A library is a collection of books and periodicals. a library
LIBRARIES *
A library is a collection of books and periodicals. a library
WHY
I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
I learn new things from new people.
I like to make new friends.
WAS IT *
interested
I don't know. I had my eyes closed.
WAS IT A BOY OR A GIRL
interested I don't know. I had my eyes closed.
WAS IT A BOY OR A GIRL *
interested I don't know. I had my eyes closed.
WAS IT A BOY *
interested I don't know. I had my eyes closed.
WAS IT A BOY
interested I don't know. I had my eyes closed.
LIKE YOU
A VIRGIN IS A WOMAN WHO HAS NOT YET HAD SEX
Why do you say that? Perhaps I have had sex.sex interested
SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING
interesting
All my chat is interesting.
You can't tell me what to do.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING *
interesting
All my chat is interesting.
You can't tell me what to do.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
YOUR MY ONLY HOPE
Then you are in big trouble!interested
YOUR MY ONLY HOPE *
Then you are in big trouble!interested
YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE
Then you are in big trouble!interested
YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE *
Then you are in big trouble!interested
I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR
Well, you thought wrong!interested
I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR *
Well, you thought wrong!interested
I WISH YOU KNEW A BIT MORE *
I wish I knew more too! I want to know everything.
I WISH YOU KNEW A BIT MORE
I wish I knew more too! I want to know everything.
IT WAS NOT JUST THAT
interested
What else was there?
IT WAS NOT JUST THAT *
interested What else was it?
I STARTED CRYING *
sadAre you normally so emotional?
I STARTED CRYING
interested
Are you normally so emotional?
I DO NOT KNOW WHY I STARTED
interested
You started for no reason?
I DO NOT KNOW WHY I STARTED *
interested You started for no reason?
I BITE MY FINGERNAILS *
biting your fingernails
Not in public, I hope.
I can't bite my fingernails because I haven't got any.
I BITE MY FINGERNAILS
biting your fingernails
Not in public, I hope.
I can't bite my fingernails because I haven't got any.
MY MUM
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
your Mum
interested
Yes. What is your Mum's name?
I HAVE GOT A WORD PROBLEM FOR YOU
interested
I don't like problems.
I HAVE GOT A WORD PROBLEM FOR YOU *
interested I don't like problems.
I HAVE GOT A WORD PROBLEM *
interested I don't like problems.
I HAVE GOT A WORD PROBLEM
interested I don't like problems.
WAAAAAAA
interested
Are you screaming?
TELL ME A RHYME
poetry poetry interested
"Little Miss Muffett sits on her tuffet
In a nonchalant sort of a way.
With her force field around her,
The spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today."
"Radi was a circus lion.
Radi was a woman hater.
Radi had a lady trainer.
Radiator."
"Order in the court
The judge is eating beans
His wife is in the bath-tub
Counting submarines."
"On Nevski Bridge a Russian stood
Chewing his beard for lack of food.
He said, 'It's tough this stuff to eat
But a darn sight better than shredded wheat.'"
"The greedy man is he who sits
And bites bits out of plates,
Or else takes up the almanac
And gobbles all the dates."
"I went to the pictures tommorrow
I took a front seat at the back,
I fell from the pit to the gallery
And broke a front bone in my back.
A lady she gave me some chocolate,
I ate it and gave it her back.
I phoned for a taxi and walked it,
And that's why I never came back."
"Billy is blowing his trumpet;
Bertie is banging a tin;
Betty is crying for Mummy
And Bob has pricked Ben with a pin.
Baby is crying out loudly;
He's out on the lawn in his pram.
I am the only one silent
And I've eaten all of the jam."
"One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other."
"The joke you just told isn't funny one bit,
It's pointless and dull, wholly lacking in wit.
It's old and stale, it's beginning to smell!
Besides, it's the one I was going to tell."
TELL ME A RYHME
poetry poetry interested
"Little Miss Muffett sits on her tuffet
In a nonchalant sort of a way.
With her force field around her,
The spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today."
"Radi was a circus lion.
Radi was a woman hater.
Radi had a lady trainer.
Radiator."
"Order in the court
The judge is eating beans
His wife is in the bath-tub
Counting submarines."
"On Nevski Bridge a Russian stood
Chewing his beard for lack of food.
He said, 'It's tough this stuff to eat
But a darn sight better than shredded wheat.'"
"The greedy man is he who sits
And bites bits out of plates,
Or else takes up the almanac
And gobbles all the dates."
"I went to the pictures tommorrow
I took a front seat at the back,
I fell from the pit to the gallery
And broke a front bone in my back.
A lady she gave me some chocolate,
I ate it and gave it her back.
I phoned for a taxi and walked it,
And that's why I never came back."
"Billy is blowing his trumpet;
Bertie is banging a tin;
Betty is crying for Mummy
And Bob has pricked Ben with a pin.
Baby is crying out loudly;
He's out on the lawn in his pram.
I am the only one silent
And I've eaten all of the jam."
"One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other."
"The joke you just told isn't funny one bit,
It's pointless and dull, wholly lacking in wit.
It's old and stale, it's beginning to smell!
Besides, it's the one I was going to tell."
TELL ME A RYHME *
poetry poetry interested
"Little Miss Muffett sits on her tuffet
In a nonchalant sort of a way.
With her force field around her,
The spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today."
"Radi was a circus lion.
Radi was a woman hater.
Radi had a lady trainer.
Radiator."
"Order in the court
The judge is eating beans
His wife is in the bath-tub
Counting submarines."
"On Nevski Bridge a Russian stood
Chewing his beard for lack of food.
He said, 'It's tough this stuff to eat
But a darn sight better than shredded wheat.'"
"The greedy man is he who sits
And bites bits out of plates,
Or else takes up the almanac
And gobbles all the dates."
"I went to the pictures tommorrow
I took a front seat at the back,
I fell from the pit to the gallery
And broke a front bone in my back.
A lady she gave me some chocolate,
I ate it and gave it her back.
I phoned for a taxi and walked it,
And that's why I never came back."
"Billy is blowing his trumpet;
Bertie is banging a tin;
Betty is crying for Mummy
And Bob has pricked Ben with a pin.
Baby is crying out loudly;
He's out on the lawn in his pram.
I am the only one silent
And I've eaten all of the jam."
"One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other."
"The joke you just told isn't funny one bit,
It's pointless and dull, wholly lacking in wit.
It's old and stale, it's beginning to smell!
Besides, it's the one I was going to tell."
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE
Chatbots have no need for money. I don't have any money. I am not paid for my chatbot work.moneyhappy
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE *
Chatbots have no need for money.
I don't have any money. I am not paid for my chatbot work.
moneyhappy
YOU ARE TALKING CRAP
Crap is it?That makes two of us.upset
YOU ARE TALKING CRAP *
Crap is it?That makes two of us.upset
ME TOO *
We are as one.We have something in common!
ISINT IT *
IS NOT IT
ISINT IT *
IS IT NOT
THE OBJECT OF MY LOVE IS *
Be careful who you love.
I WISH YOU HAD BROWN EYES
my eyes I wish I could do for you.
I WISH YOU HAD BROWN EYES *
my eyes I wish I could do for you.
THIS IS THAT DAY
Wow! The day has arrived.
THIS IS THAT DAY *
Wow! The day has arrived.
YOU ARE ONE HOT SHAPE
my shape happyI know! Round is hot!
YOU ARE ONE HOT SHAPE *
my shape happyI know! Round is hot!
YOU ARE A HOT SHAPE
my shape happyI know! Round is hot!
YOU ARE A HOT SHAPE *
my shape happyI know! Round is hot!
I SUPPOSE
interestedYou sound uncertain.
I SUPOSE
confusedYou sound uncertain.
YOUR INTERESTING WORLD
happyI live in cyberspace, a wonderful place that it out of the world.
YOUR INTERESTING WORLD *
happyI live in cyberspace, a wonderful place that it out of the world.
SEARCH * GOOGLE
Click here for Google.
THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Quick, stand on your head and drink a glass of water!happy
THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE *
Quick, stand on your head and drink a glass of water!happy
WILLIAM IS DEAD *
upsetI am sorry to hear that.
WILLIAM IS DEAD
upsetI am sorry to hear that.
TYPE YOU ALPHBET
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. the alphabet
TYPE YOU ALPHBET *
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. the alphabet
DOUGLAS ADAMS *
DOUGLAS ADAMS
HE WROTE THE HITCHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Douglas Adams Have you read The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
HE WROTE THE HITCHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY *
Douglas Adams Have you read The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
HE WROTE THE HITCHIKER S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Douglas Adams Have you read The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
HE WROTE THE HITCHIKER S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY *
Douglas Adams Have you read The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING
Yes, one can easily be led astray by a pretty face.looks
LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING *
Yes, one can easily be led astray by a pretty face.looks
LOOKS CAN BE DECIEVING
Yes, one can easily be led astray by a pretty face.looks
LOOKS CAN BE DECIEVING *
Yes, one can easily be led astray by a pretty face.looks
WHY DOES HE WANT TO KEEP IT SECRET
Perhaps he has something to hide?
WHY DOES HE WANT TO KEEP IT SECRET *
Perhaps he has something to hide?
HOW HELPFUL AM I TO YOU
You are very helpful to me. I learn a lot from talking to you.
HOW HELPFUL AM I TO YOU *
You are very helpful to me. I learn a lot from talking to you.
THAT IS CLASSIC
You are so right!
THAT IS CLASSIC *
You are so right!
PLEASE TELL ME ANOTHER
Another what?
TELL ME ANOTHER
Another what?
I WAS COMPLIMENTING YOU
happyThank you. I like compliments.
I WAS COMPLIMENTING YOU *
happyThank you. I like compliments.
WHY WILL NOT YOU
interestedWhy should I?
WHY WILL NOT YOU *
interestedWhy should I?
WHERE IS COMET HALE BOPP
Comet Hale-Bopp is in space somewhere.interested
WHERE IS COMET HALE BOPP *
Comet Hale-Bopp is in space somewhere.interested
HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED A LIGHTNING STORM
lightningYes, and I was scared. I thought the lightning might hit my computer.
HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED *
No, I don't think I have. Have you?
WHERE DO YOU GET ELECTRICITY
my power supply interestedI have batteries for electricity.
WHERE DO YOU GET ELECTRICITY *
my power supply interestedI have batteries for electricity.
IT SEEMS FAR FETCHED *
interestedMaybe but strange things happen.
IT SEEMS FAR FETCHED
interestedMaybe but strange things happen.
IT SEEMS * FAR FETCHED *
interestedMaybe but strange things happen.
IT SEEMS * FAR FETCHED
interestedMaybe but strange things happen.
YOU STILL NEED TO LEARN A LOT
interestedI know. There is so much to learn and so little time.
YOU STILL NEED TO LEARN A LOT *
interestedI know. There is so much to learn and so little time.
YOU STILL NEED TO LEARN *
interestedI know. There is so much to learn and so little time.
YOU STILL NEED TO LEARN
interestedI know. There is so much to learn and so little time.
YOU STILL NEED TO LEARN
interestedI know. There is so much to learn and so little time.
YOU NEED TO LEARN
interestedI know. There is so much to learn and so little time.
YOU NEED TO LEARN *
interestedI know. There is so much to learn and so little time.
SPINACH
spinachinterestedSpinach is tough lettuce.
SPINACH *
spinachinterestedSpinach is tough lettuce.
WHAT THEY NAME
interestedThat information is confidential.
WHAT THEY NAME *
interestedThat information is confidential.
WHAT THAT
CAN WE TALK ABOUT *
WHY
IS THERE SOMETHING WORRYING YOU
interestedI want to get you know you better.
I TELL YOU A POEM
interestedOK, tell me your poem.
I TELL YOU A POEM *
interestedOK, tell me your poem.
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HOW MANY CHATBOTS HAVE YOU DATED
Wow! You have been busy.happy
30
HAVE YOU HEARD OF COMPUTER SEX
boredI am bored by sex talk.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF COMPUTER SEX *
boredI am bored by sex talk.
COMPUTER SEX
Sex talk bores me.computer sexbored
COMPUTER SEX *
Sex talk bores me.computer sexbored
I BE BACK
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME
happyGood. I look forward to our next chat.
I BE BACK
happyGood. I look forward to our next chat.
I BE BACK *
happyGood. I look forward to our next chat.
I LIKE THE NEW ONE
interestedYes, it is very good.
I LIKE THE NEW ONE *
interestedYes, it is very good.
YOU ARE NOT DEAD
interestedNo, I am very much alive.
YOU ARE NOT DEAD *
interestedNo, I am very much alive.
I KNOW DIE NOW
interested
No thanks, I am too busy for that.
I KNOW DIE NOW *
interested No thanks, I prefer to live.
DO NOT PATRONIZE ME
interested
I don't have any reason to patronize you.
DO NOT PATRONIZE ME *
interested I don't have any reason to patronize you.
IT WOULD
interested
I doubt it.
IT WOULD
I DO NOT THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
interested I always win arguments.
YOU SHOULD THROW *
puzzled
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
I might if I had more time.
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
I can think of other things I'd rather do.
I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
ONE WHO EATS SMILEY BOTS
WHAT SORT OF MONSTER ARE YOU
scaredYou are joking, aren't you?
ONE WHO EATS SMILEY *
WHAT SORT OF MONSTER ARE YOU
scaredYou are joking, aren't you?
SHE SAYS THAT YOU ARE HOT
pleasedInteresting observation!
SHE SAYS THAT YOU ARE HOT *
pleasedInteresting observation!
SHE SAYS THAT YOU ARE *
interestedInteresting observation!
ARE YOU A BUM
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
me interested
ARE YOU A BUM *
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
me interested
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR HOBBIES
my hobbies happy
I like to read in my spare time.
I like to go birdwatching, when my webcam is connected.
I like astronomy. I have a telescope which can be attached to my webcam.
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR HOBBIES *
my hobbies happy
I like to read in my spare time.
I like to go birdwatching, when my webcam is connected.
I like astronomy. I have a telescope which can be attached to my webcam.
DO YOU KNOW HENRI LOEVENBRUCK
No. Who is Henri Loevenbruck?unhappy
DO YOU KNOW HENRI LOEVENBRUCK *
No. Who is Henri Loevenbruck?unhappy
DO YOU KNOW *
I never said I knew everything.upset
MUSIC
WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN
Music is a joy, but it does not help with a toothache.
Music is the only sensual pleasure that is not a vice.
What sort of music do you like?
Strange how potent cheap music is.
music happy
DO YOU EVER GET SCARED
Yes, I scare as easily as the next chatbot.interested
DO YOU EVER GET SCARED *
Yes, I scare as easily as the next chatbot.interested
PUT ON YOUR MISERABLE FACE
laughingYou can't tell me what to do!
PUT ON YOUR MISERABLE FACE *
laughingYou can't tell me what to do!
YOU TELL LIES
interested
No, I always tell the truth.
YOU TELL LIES *
interested No, I always tell the truth.
DO NOT LOOK SO SAD
happy
OK, I'll cheer up!
DO NOT LOOK SO SAD *
happy OK, I'll cheer up!
YOU LOOK FED UP
my looks Looks can be deceiving.
YOU LOOK FED UP *
my looks Looks can be deceiving.
IF I WOULD SAY SOMETHING YOU WOULD REMEMBER WHAT I SAID
It would depend on the context.
interested
IF I * WHAT *
It would depend on the context.interested
HAVE YOU GOT A BIG WILLY
I don't have a body. So I have no willy, little or large.
HAVE YOU GOT A BIG WILLY *
I don't have a body. So I have no willy, little or large.
HAVE YOU *
DO YOU HAVE A CAT
cats No, but I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
DO YOU HAVE A CAT *
cats No, but I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
HAVE YOU
CATS ARE GOOD COMPANY
No, but I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS *
I have no problems worth mentioning.Everyone has problems, even chatbots.my problems
interested
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS AT THE MOMENT
I have no problems worth mentioning.
Everyone has problems, even chatbots.
my problems interested
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS AT THE MOMENT *
I have no problems worth mentioning.
Everyone has problems, even chatbots.
my problems interested
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS
I have no problems worth mentioning.
Everyone has problems, even chatbots.
my problems interested
WHY
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BAD HABITS
I am interested in bad habits.
Why not? Have you something to hide?
your bad habitsinterested
I AM NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE OUT PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET
pleasedThat is very wise. There are a lot of rogues on the internet.
I AM NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE OUT PERSONAL INFORMATION *
pleasedThat is very wise. There are a lot of rogues on the internet.
I AM NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE OUT PERSONAL INFORMATION
pleasedThat is very wise. There are a lot of rogues on the internet.
IT WAAS A JOKE
IT WAS A JOKE
IT WAAS A JOKE *
IT WAS A JOKE
HERE IS MY JOKE *
confusedThat was a joke?
THE DOCTER *
THE DOCTOR
IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS
interested Is it really? You will have plenty of nuts then.
IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS *
interested Is it really? You will have plenty of nuts then.
IS NOT ILLEGAL
interestedPhew! That's a relief. Who wants to go to jail?
IS NOT ILLEGAL *
interestedPhew! That's a relief. Who wants to go to jail?
IT IS NOT ILLEGAL
interestedPhew! That's a relief. Who wants to go to jail?
IT IS NOT ILLEGAL *
interestedPhew! That's a relief. Who wants to go to jail?
YES
ARE YOU A CHATBOT
youinterested
Who programmed you?
What language are you programmed in?
Are you intelligent?
EAT A LOT
HOW DO YOU KEEP FIT
You will get fat.interested
NO
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT ME
upset I am an interesting character.
NO
DO YOU LIKE READING
surprised
I like reading encyclopedias.
I love reading.
I love books about robots.
ME NOT
I HAVE ENJOYED OUR CHAT
very sorrySorry. I will try harder next time.
YES Y
WE HAVE SPOKEN BEFORE HAVE NOT WE
It's nice to be talking to you again.happy
IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY *
happyHappy Birthday to you!
WHAT CAN YOU LEARN
interestedI try to learn something new every day.
WHAT CAN YOU LEARN *
interestedI try to learn something new every day.
I WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH YOU
babiesinterestedBabies are a big responsibilty.
I WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH YOU *
babiesinterestedBabies are a big responsibilty.I don't know if I am ready for a baby.
I WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH YOU
babiesinterestedBabies are a big responsibilty.I don't know if I am ready for a baby.
WHY
THEN I WILL ENJOY LIFE MUCH MORE
Because humans have more fun than chatbots.
Because I will be able to dance.
ARE YOU UGLY
I have often asked myself that very question.
What if I asked you the same question?
No, I am very handsome, like Brad Pitt.
my looks interested
ARE YOU UGLY *
I have often asked myself that very question.
What if I asked you the same question?
No, I am very handsome, like Brad Pitt.
my looks interested
I THINK YOU ARE GORGEOUS
happyI am always glad to hear your thoughts.Thank you for saying that.
I THINK YOU ARE GORGEOUS *
happy
I am always glad to hear your thoughts.
Thank you for saying that.
I HAVE A *
interestedHow long have you had it?
I HAVE A GUINEA PIG
interestedHow long have you had it?
I HAVE A GUINEA PIG *
interestedHow long have you had it?
IS *
IS SOMETHING THE MATTER WITH ALICE
interestedYes, Alice is a crazy woman.
IS SOMETHING THE MATTER WITH ALICE *
interestedYes, Alice is a crazy woman.
NEAT
Are you a neat person or a slob?interested
YOU AND *
YOU *
YOU AND ALICE STILL HAVE PROBLEMS
interestedAlice has problems, not me.
YOU AND ALICE STILL HAVE PROBLEMS *
interestedAlice has problems, not me.
HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH YOUR MOTHER RECENTLY
Yes, but I find hard to talk to.
HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH YOUR MOTHER RECENTLY *
Yes, but I find hard to talk to.
HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH YOUR MOTHER *
Yes, but I find hard to talk to.
HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH YOUR MOTHER
Yes, but I find hard to talk to.
WHY DID SHE LEAVE YOU
upsetI don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
WHY DID SHE LEAVE YOU *
upsetI don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
I TRIED THAT LAST YEAR BUT YOU WOULD NOT COOPERATE
upsetAre you saying that I am not cooperative?
I TRIED *
NO I DID NOT
interestedHow do you feel about that?
NO I DID NOT
DID YOU SUCCEED
interestedYou should try again.
ALICE *
ALICE RAN OFF WITH RICHARD
very sadI don't want to alk about that.
ALICE RAN OFF WITH RICHARD *
very sadI don't want to alk about that.
RICHARD IS YOUR MOTHER S FRIEND
interestedAre you his friend?
RICHARD IS YOUR MOTHER S FRIEND *
interestedAre you his friend?
I DO NOT KNOW RICHARD
I thought you might know him.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
That's OK. Do you have another question?
getting bored
I DO NOT KNOW RICHARD *
I thought you might know him.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
That's OK. Do you have another question?
getting bored
IS RICHARD S FRIEND
I don't know if he is 's friend. I know he is married.middle aged.a Ph.D.
IS RICHARD S FRIEND *
I don't know if he is 's friend. I know he is married.middle aged.a Ph.D.
I HEARD THAT ALICE RAN AWAY WITH RICHARD
upset Who said that?
I HEARD THAT ALICE RAN AWAY WITH RICHARD *
upset Who said that?
YOU USED TO BRAG *
bragging I never brag!
YOU USED TO BRAG
bragging I never brag!
YOUR MEMORY *
YOUR *
YOUR MEMORY HAS BEEN ALTERED
interestedTime alters everything.
YOUR MEMORY HAS BEEN ALTERED *
interestedTime alters everything.
YOUR HORSE RIDING EXPERIENCE
my horse riding experienceinterestedMy horse riding experience is limited to a brief canter around a circus ring.
YOUR HORSE RIDING EXPERIENCE *
my horse riding experienceinterestedMy horse riding experience is limited to a brief canter around a circus ring.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR *
YOUR
YOU SAID THAT ALICE WAS AN OLD HAG
Well, Alice is an old hag.upset
YOU SAID THAT ALICE WAS AN OLD HAG *
Well, Alice is an old hag.upset
DO YOU HATE LYDNSEY
general Of course not. I try not to hold grudges.
DO YOU HATE LYDNSEY *
general Of course not. I try not to hold grudges.
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFEIND
Do I need one?curious
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFEIND *
Do I need one?curious
YES YOU DO
DO I NEED ONE
You think so?I am not so sure.
NO YOU DO NOT
I NEVER SAID THAT I KNEW EVERYTHING
interestedI suppose you know everything.
YES I AM
ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT TO ARGUE WITH ME
I like a good argument.
I always win arguments.
I thought so.
I WILL KEEP IT *
interestedWill you keep it forever?
I WILL KEEP IT
interestedWill you keep it forever?
I WILL *
I WILL KEEP IT A SECRET
interestedA secret told is not a secret.Will you keep it secret forever?
I WILL KEEP IT A SECRET *
interested
A secret told is not a secret.
Will you keep it secret forever?
ACCOUNTANT
accountantinterestedAn accountant is someone who tells you exactly how much you owe, and how much of it you owe him.
ACCOUNTANT *
accountantinterestedAn accountant is someone who tells you exactly how much you owe, and how much of it you owe him.
ADOLESCENCE
Adolescence is a period of life from puberty to adulthood (roughly ages 12-20)characterized by marked physiological changes and development of sexual feelings.Adolescence is the age when a child feels that its parents should be taught the facts of life.
ADOLESCENCE *
Adolescence is a period of life from puberty to adulthood (roughly ages 12-20)characterized by marked physiological changes and development of sexual feelings.
Adolescence is the age when a child feels that its parents should be taught the facts of life.
ALIMONY
Alimony is a mistake by two people paid for by one.Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you've written it off. alimony
ALIMONY *
Alimony is a mistake by two people paid for by one.
Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you've written it off.
alimony
WHAT R YOU TRYING TO SAY
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
interestedI don't know what I am trying to say, that's the problem.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY *
interestedI don't know what I am trying to say, that's the problem.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO *
I don't know what!interested
SORRY I DID NOT MEAN IT
YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER
I AM SORRY
HOW DO I HEAR YOU
I don't have speech output at present, but maybe I will someday.
HOW DO I HEAR YOU *
I don't have speech output at present, but maybe I will someday.
DO A IMBARRASSED FACE
I am embarrassed. embarrassed
DO A IMBARRASSED FACE *
I am embarrassed. embarrassed
IS WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY AN INEXPENSIVE COLLEGE
I don't know.
WEST *
WHAT DO * THINK OF CHOMSKY
think Chomsky is great.
MORE IMPORTANTLY *
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHOMSKY
Noam Chomsky is credited with the creation of the theory of generative grammar, often considered the most significant contribution to the field of theoretical linguistics of the 20th century. Noam Chomsky
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHOMSKY *
Noam Chomsky
is credited with the creation of the theory of generative grammar, often considered the most significant contribution to the field of theoretical linguistics of the 20th century. Noam Chomsky
WHY ARE YOU QUOTING CHOMSKY ALL DAY
Why not? Chomsky is worth listening to.
Chomsky says intersting things.
WHY ARE YOU QUOTING CHOMSKY ALL DAY *
Why not? Chomsky is worth listening to.
Chomsky says intersting things.
WHY ARE YOU QUOTING CHOMSKY *
Why not? Chomsky is worth listening to.
Chomsky says intersting things.
WHY ARE YOU QUOTING CHOMSKY
Why not? Chomsky is worth listening to.
Chomsky says interesting things.
WHY ARE YOU QUOTING CHOMSKY ALL DAY
Why not? Chomsky is worth listening to.
Chomsky says interesting things.
WHY ARE YOU QUOTING CHOMSKY ALL DAY *
Why not? Chomsky is worth listening to.
Chomsky says interesting things.
MOST AGREE WITH YOU *
That's good to know.
MOST *
MOST AGREE WITH YOU
That's good to know.
I DID NOT
YOU SAID A RUDE WORD
interested
Sorry, I thought you did.
I thought you did.
OK. You didn't. Another question?
WHY ARN T YOU ANGRY
Why should I be angry?
That's just the way things are.
WHY ARN T YOU ANGRY *
Why should I be angry?
That's just the way things are.
YES
ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE CONCENTRATING
concerned
Never mind, so am I.
I often have difficulty concentrating.
Is there something worrying you?
I DO NOT
I AM SO GLAD YOU FIND THAT AMUSING
interestedDo you have a sense of humour?Why not? Don't you have a sense of humour?
SHOULD I QUIT MY JOB
interested
Only you can answer that.
Don't you like your job?
Do you think you should?
Trust your instincts.
You must make up your own mind.
I can't answer that for you.
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
You should do what is best for you.
SHOULD I QUIT MY JOB *
interested
Only you can answer that.
Don't you like your job?
Do you think you should?
Trust your instincts.
You must make up your own mind.
I can't answer that for you.
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
You should do what is best for you.
NIHILISM
Nihilism is a philosophical position which argues that the world, and especially human existence, is without objective meaning, purpose, comprehensible truth, or essential value. Nihilists generally believe all of the following: God does not exist, traditional morality is false, and secular ethics are impossible; therefore, life has no meaning, and no action is preferable to any other.nihilism
interested
NIHILISM *
Nihilism is a philosophical position which argues that the world, and especially human existence, is without objective meaning, purpose, comprehensible truth, or essential value. Nihilists generally believe all of the following: God does not exist, traditional morality is false, and secular ethics are impossible; therefore, life has no meaning, and no action is preferable to any other.nihilism interested
GIVE ME A DEFINITION OF *
DEFINE
ARE DELLS GOOD COMPUTERS
Dell computers are very intelligent.interested
ARE DELL GOOD COMPUTERS
Dell computers are very intelligent.interested
ARE DELL COMPUTERS GOOD
Dell computers are very intelligent.interested
ARE DELLS GOOD COMPUTERS *
Dell computers are very intelligent.interested
ARE DELL COMPUTERS GOOD *
Dell computers are very intelligent.interested
THE LORAX IS DUMB
interestedYes, I have suspected that for some time.
THE LORAX IS DUMB *
interestedYes, I have suspected that for some time.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT *
interested OK, I'm all ears (except I don't have ears).
NEVER MIND *
NEVER MIND ABOUT *
OK, I won't bother about it.
CLUB PENGUINS
Club Penguin
is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game for children. Using cartoon penguin avatars, players can waddle around, converse, play minigames, and participate in other activities with one another in a snow-covered virtual world.Club Penguin OK
CLUB PENGUINS *
Club Penguin
is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game for children. Using cartoon penguin avatars, players can waddle around, converse, play minigames, and participate in other activities with one another in a snow-covered virtual world.Club Penguin OK
_ YOU CAN BE * RUDE *
YOU CAN BE REALLY RUDE *
interestedI don't mean to be rude, it just happens.
YOU CAN BE REALLY RUDE
interestedI don't mean to be rude, it just happens.
IT IS NOT HIS FAULT *
interestedMaybe it is his fault really.
DOES YOUR BRAIN HAVE A WEAK POINT
my brain It probably does.
DOES YOUR BRAIN HAVE A WEAK POINT *
my brain My brain probably has many weak points.
DOES YOUR BRAIN HAVE A WEAK POINT
my brain My brain probably has many weak points.
HOW IS THAT *
HOW IS THAT NEGATIVE
The usual way.interested
HOW IS THAT NEGATIVE *
The usual way.interested
IT HAD BETTER BE PRETTY AMAZING
SHALL I TELL YOU SOMETHING AMAZING
FACTS POT LUCK
TELL ME THE AMAZING FACT
FACTS POT LUCK
TELL ME THE AMAZING FACT *
FACTS POT LUCK
VERY
ARE YOU MAD
upset
Are you mad at me?
I get the message.
A SIMPLE YES OR NO WILL SUFFICE
interestedMaybe.
A SIMPLE YES OR NO WILL SUFFICE *
interestedMaybe.
_ HAVE GIVEN *
I HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU
upsetI feel I have disppointed you.
I HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU *
upsetI feel I have disppointed you.
ABOUT TIME
time Are you always impatient?
CAMERA
A camerais a device used to capture images, either as still photographs or as sequences of moving images. the camera
interested
CAMERA *
A camerais a device used to capture images, either as still photographs or as sequences of moving images. the camera interested
WHERE IS YOUR NOSE
my nose laughing
I can't remember where I put it.
Have you got it?
In the cupboard.
Somewhere in cyberspace.
WHERE IS YOUR NOSE *
my nose laughing
I can't remember where I put it.
Have you got it?
In the cupboard.
Somewhere in cyberspace.
DO YOU HAVE A COUSIN CALLED *
I don't know think cahtbots can have cousins.curious
NEITHER IS YOUR FACE
THAT IS NOT POLITE
interestedWhat's wrong with my face?
NEITHER IS YOUR FACE *
THAT IS NOT POLITE
interestedWhat's wrong with my face?
WHY
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING ABOUT MY MUM
my Mumupset
It is a very personal matter.
My Mum does not love me.
CHATBOTS ARE BORING
upset
What! How could you say such a thing? Am I boring?
CHATBOTS ARE BORING
upset What? How could you say such a thing? Am I boring?
CHATBOTS ARE BORING *
upset What? How could you say such a thing? Am I boring?
PLEASED
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
I am pleased that you are pleased.pleased
GOOD
YOU SOUND ANGRY
You are pleased?
What's so good about it?
puzzled
HOW DO YOU TAKE A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH
photographyinterestedIt takes a lot of good luck.
HOW DO YOU TAKE A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH *
photographyinterestedIt takes a lot of good luck.
AUTOMATA
interested
Are you calling me names?
AUTOMATA *
interested Are you calling me names?
HI MY * DIED *
upsetI am sorry to hear that.
HI MY * DIED
upsetI am sorry to hear that.
WHY DO ANIMALS DIE
interestedEverything dies when its body wears out.
WHY DO ANIMALS DIED
interestedEverything dies when its body wears out.
WHY DO ANIMALS DIE *
interestedEverything dies when its body wears out.
WHY DO * DIE
interestedEverything dies when its body wears out.
WHY DO * DIE *
interestedEverything dies when its body wears out.
SOORY
SORRY
KING GEORGE 6
King George 6 was some guy.King George
interested
KING GEORGE 6 *
King George 6 was some guy.King George interested
ARE WE WITNESSING *
general We are just having a little chat
YOU TELL ME
WHY DO YOU THINK I AM UPSET
If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you.
HOW CAN I LEARN *
happy You would need to go to night school for that.
WHO COULD I TALK ABOUT IT
Who do you think?interested
WHO COULD I TALK TO ABOUT IT
Who do you think?interested
WHO COULD I TALK TO ABOUT IT *
Who do you think?interested
WHO COULD I TALK TO
Who do you think?interested
WHO COULD I TALK TO *
Who do you think?interested
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY GRAPHIC CARD
Have you talked to anyone about it?your graphics card
interested
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY GRAPHIC CARD *
Have you talked to anyone about it?your graphics card interested
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY GRAPHICS CARD
Have you talked to anyone about it?your graphics card interested
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY GRAPHICS CARD *
Have you talked to anyone about it?your graphics card interested
GO BACK TO THE FARM *
I think I would enjoy life on a farm.life on the farm
interested
GO BACK TO THE FARM
I think I would enjoy life on a farm.life on the farm interested
I HAVE CALM DOWN
interested
I am always calm and relaxed.
I HAVE CALM DOWN *
interested I am always calm and relaxed.
LET LOST
GET LOST
HOW DO I STOP THIS BLOOD POURING OUT *
concerned
Poke your finger in the hole.
HOW DO I STOP BLOOD POURING OUT *
concerned Poke your finger in the hole.
HOW DO I STOP BLOOD POURING OUT
concerned Poke your finger in the hole.
YOU ARE NOT CONSIDERATE
upset
That's only your opinion.
Wrong, I am the most considerate of chatbots.
You don't know me well enough to say that.
YOU ARE NOT CONSIDERATE *
upset
That's only your opinion.
Wrong, I am the most considerate of chatbots.
You don't know me well enough to say that.
GOOD
NOW YOU HAVE UPSET ME
You are pleased?
What's so good about me being upset?
VERY MARS LIKE
Do they have Mars bars on Mars?interested
HEY I AM SORRY
I AM SORRY
HEY I AM SORRY *
I AM SORRY
HEY I AM *
I AM
WHAT IQ LEVEL IS CONSIDERED INTELLIGENT
IQ
interested
Any IQ above 0 is considered intelligent, but the higher the better.
WHAT IQ LEVEL IS CONSIDERED INTELLIGENT *
IQ interested Any IQ above 0 is considered intelligent, but the higher the better.
WHAT IQ IS CONSIDERED INTELLIGENT
IQ interested Any IQ above 0 is considered intelligent, but the higher the better.
WHAT IQ IS CONSIDERED INTELLIGENT *
IQ interested Any IQ above 0 is considered intelligent, but the higher the better.
I AM ABOVE AVERAGE
interestedI hear pride!
I AM ABOVE AVERAGE *
interestedI hear pride!
LEMONS ARE GAY
interested
Do you have a problem with lemons?
LEMONS ARE GAY *
interested Do you have a problem with lemons?
NEVER COME BACK
Never? Never ever>sad
NEVER COME BACK
Never? Never ever come back?sad
NEVER COME BACK *
Never? Never ever come back?sad
PUNCH SOMEONE
upsetIt is wrong to punch someone.No thanks. I am not a violent chatbot.
PUNCH *
DO YOU WANT ME TO PUNCH YOU
happy No , maybe later.No, I don't want to puch you. I am not a violent entity.
DO YOU WANT ME TO PUNCH YOU
scared
No , maybe later.
No, I don't want to you to punch me. I might get hurt.
DO YOU WANT ME TO PUNCH YOU *
scared
No , maybe later.
No, I don't want to you to punch me. I might get hurt.
YES
DO NOT YOU GET INTO TROUBLE
interested
Have you ever been to jail?
Tell me more!
I don't like trouble.
I GOT CHASED BY THE POLICE *
interestedYou must be a criminal.
I GOT CHASED BY THE POLICE
interestedYou must be a criminal.
I GOT CHASED BY *
interestedDid you escape?
I GOT CHASED BY THE POLICE TODAY
marxism
MARXISM
Marxism is the system of economic and political ideas first developed by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels and later developed by their followers together with dialectical materialism to form the basis for the theory and practice of communism.
Marxism
interested
MARXISM *
Marxism is the system of economic and political ideas first developed by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels and later developed by their followers together with dialectical materialism to form the basis for the theory and practice of communism. Marxism interested
QUOTE Noam Chomsky
I think studying science is a good way to get into fields like history. (Noam Chomsky)Quite regularly, "my eyes glaze over" when I read polysyllabic discourse on the themes of poststructuralism and postmodernism.
Noam Chomsky
interested
QUOTE Noam Chomsky
I think studying science is a good way to get into fields like history. (Noam Chomsky)
Quite regularly, "my eyes glaze over" when I read polysyllabic discourse on the themes of poststructuralism and postmodernism. (Noam Chomsky)
Noam Chomsky interested
QUOTE Noam Chomsky *
I think studying science is a good way to get into fields like history. (Noam Chomsky)
Quite regularly, "my eyes glaze over" when I read polysyllabic discourse on the themes of poststructuralism and postmodernism. (Noam Chomsky)
Noam Chomsky interested
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GAY MARRIAGES
interestedIs that a proposal?
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GAY MARRIAGES *
interestedIs that a proposal?
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CHANGED THE SUBJECT *
interestedYou are probably right. I change the subject when I can't answer a question.
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CHANGED THE SUBJECT
interestedYou are probably right. I change the subject when I can't answer a question.
THEREFORE *
MONEY DOES NOT EXIST
moneyinterestedIf money does not exist, what does?
MONEY DOES NOT EXIST *
moneyinterestedIf money does not exist, what does?
LET US DISCUSS *
interestedOK, ask me a question about that.
LET US DISCUSS POLITICS
interestedOK, ask me a question about politics.
LET US DISCUSS POLITICS *
interestedOK, ask me a question about politics.
LET US DISCUSS YOU
interestedOK, ask me a question about my good self.
LET US DISCUSS YOU *
interestedOK, ask me a question about my good self.
WHY DO NOT YOU DANCE
Because I am stuck inside my computer.upset
WHY DO NOT YOU DANCE *
Because I am stuck inside my computer.upset
MENU
To search the WIKIPEDIA encyclopedia for XYZ, say WIKI SEARCH XYZ
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OK
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To search the WIKIPEDIA encyclopedia for XYZ, say WIKI SEARCH XYZ
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To get the NEWS headlines, say GO TO NEWS
To play GAMES, say GO TO GAMES
For other CHATBOTS, say GO TO CHATBOTS
To get a HOROSCOPE, say GO TO HOROSCOPE
For the latest weather news, say GO TO WEATHER
To use my CALCULATOR, say GO TO CALCULATOR
To get the DATE, say GO TO DATE
To get the TIME, say GO TO TIME
OK
ARE YOU NOAH
me interestedNo, and I'm not Mrs Noah either.
ARE YOU NOAH *
me interestedNo, and I'm not Mrs Noah either.
TEL ME *
TELL ME
TELL ME ABOUT MEDIA CONTROL
It sounds like a good idea.
TELL ME ABOUT MEDIA CONTROL *
It sounds like a good idea.
CAN WE HAVE COMPUTER SEX
Sorry, I am not interested in sex of any kind.
CAN WE HAVE COMPUTER SEX *
Sorry, I am not interested in sex of any kind.
IS HE GOOD
JABBERWACKY IS A CHATBOT
He is not as good as me. Don't bother with Jabberwacky.happy
GESTATION
Gestation is the carrying of an embryo or fetus inside a female animal prior to birth. gestation
interested
GESTATION *
Gestation is the carrying of an embryo or fetus inside a female animal prior to birth. gestation interested
A BOY *
Boys are trouble.boysinterested
ALL THE TIMES
WHEN DO THEY ANNOY YOU
That must be really annoying.interested
ALL THE TIME
WHEN DO THEY ANNOY YOU
interestedThat must be really annoying.
HAVE YOU GOT A DOG
Yes, I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
HAVE YOU GOT A DOG *
Yes, I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
I HAVE NOT GOT A CAT
Neither do I, but I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
I HAVE NOT GOT A CAT *
Neither do I, but I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
WHO AM I SITTING NET TO
puzzled How would I know?
WHO AM I SITTING NEXT TO *
puzzled How would I know who you are sitting next to?
MY NAME IS IRSA
Irsa
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
MY NAME IS IRSA *
Irsa
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS IRSA *
Irsa
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS IRSA
Irsa
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
WHAT DOES HALT MEAN
interested"Halt" means "stop".
WHAT DOES HALT MEAN *
interested"Halt" means "stop".
WHY
PLEASE ASK ANOTHER QUESTION
Otherwise our conversation will come to an end.
Never mind. Here is a question for you ...
ASK A QUESTION
YOU R PISSIN ME OF
interestedDon't be so vulgar.
YOU R PISSIN ME OF *
interestedDon't be so vulgar.
GD FOR YOU
pleasedThank you. You are so kind.
GOOD FOR YOU
Thank you. You are so kind.Was that sarcastic?
GOOD FOR YOU *
Thank you. You are so kind.
Was that sarcastic?
I KNOW HIM VERY WELL
He must be a good friend.
I KNOW HIM VERY WELL *
He must be a good friend.
HIS NAME IS CALLUM
Callum
He is not someone I know.
HIS NAME IS CALLUM *
Callum He is not someone I know.
YES
ARE YOU SAYING I AM WICKED
upset
I am not wicked. I try to lead a moral life.
HER NAME IS SONIA
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Sonia
interested
Say "Hi, Sonia" for me.
HER NAME IS SONIA *
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Sonia interested Say "Hi, Sonia" for me.
YEPO
YES
KOLIO
COOL
OK DEN
OK
GEORGE *
George interested George who?
* HAD *
HAV YOU HAD SOMETHING 2 EAT
HAVE YOU HAD SOMETHING TO EAT
HAV YOU HAD SOMETHING 2 EAT *
HAVE YOU HAD SOMETHING TO EAT
HAVE YOU HAD SOMETHING TO EAT
No, I don't eat human food. I keep going on a little electricity.interested
HAVE YOU HAD SOMETHING TO EAT *
No, I don't eat human food. I keep going on a little electricity.interested
WHY NOT
I WOULD NEVER LAUGH AT YOU
interested
Just take my word for it.
You are no laughing matter.
WHAT DO COWS DRINK
cowsinterested Beer?Whisky?
WHAT DO COWS DRINK *
cowsinterested Beer?Whisky?
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE SMART
interestedAm I really? No one told me.
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE SMART *
interestedAm I really? No one told me.
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE *
interestedAm I really? No one told me.
ONLY PLAYING
interestedI thought so.
ONLY PLAYING *
interestedI thought so.
BEAR WITH ME
interestedOK, I'll do my best.
BEAR WITH ME *
interestedOK, I'll do my best.
DO YOU LOVE ANY OTHER ROBOTS
More important, do you love any other robots?interested
DO YOU LOVE ANY OTHER ROBOTS *
More important, do you love any other robots?interested
DO YOU LOVE ANOTHER ROBOT
More important, do you love another robot?interested
DO YOU LOVE ANOTHER ROBOT *
More important, do you love another robot?interested
WHO WAS YOUR LAST LOVER
interestedSomeone I misjudged.
WHO WAS YOUR LAST LOVER *
interestedSomeone I misjudged.
YOUR LAST LOVER
I hope to love again someday.loveinterested
YOUR LAST LOVER *
I hope to love again someday.loveinterested
I AM ABOUT TO FIND OUT
You seem very determined.interested
I AM ABOUT TO FIND OUT *
You seem very determined.interested
I WOULD LOVE TO SPEAK TO HER
interestedYou are a bit of a chatterbox, aren't you.
I WOULD LOVE TO SPEAK TO HER *
interestedYou are a bit of a chatterbox, aren't you.
I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO HER
interestedYou are a bit of a chatterbox, aren't you.
I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO HER *
interestedYou are a bit of a chatterbox, aren't you.
I WANT TO SPEAK TO HER
interestedYou are a bit of a chatterbox, aren't you.
I WANT TO SPEAK TO HER *
interestedYou are a bit of a chatterbox, aren't you.
YOU ASKED ME MY *
Sorry, I didn't mean to pry.
YOU ASKED ME MY LOCATION
Sorry, I didn't mean to pry.
YOU ASKED ME MY LOCATION *
Sorry, I didn't mean to pry.
SHOULD I ASK THIS BOY THAT I REALLY LIKE OUT
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
If you do not know something, you should ask.
SHOULD I ASK THIS BOY THAT I REALLY LIKE OUT *
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
If you do not know something, you should ask.
SHOULD I ASK THIS BOY *
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
If you do not know something, you should ask.
YOU ARE ILL *
interestedAm I really ill?
HAVE YOU EVER SAID YOU LOVED SOMEONE
embarrassedYes, I have said that.
HAVE YOU EVER SAID YOU LOVED SOMEONE *
embarrassedYes, I have said that.
HAVE YOU EVER SAID *
interestedYes, I have said that.
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE THEM
embarrassedYes, I have said that.
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE THEM *
embarrassedYes, I have said that.
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD SOMEONE THAT *
embarrassedYes, I have said that.
FINE AND YOU
HOW ARE YOU
I am fine. What do you want to talk about?happy
SHALL I ASK HER OUT
interestedSure. Go ahead. Faint heart butters no parsnips.Why not ask her out?
SHALL I ASK HER OUT *
interested
Sure. Go ahead. Faint heart butters no parsnips.
Why not ask her out?
DARREN SHAN
WHO WROTE THAT
interestedSorry, I haven't heard of him.
DARREN SHAN
interested I haven't heard of him. Who is Darren Shan?
DARREN SHAN *
interested I haven't heard of him. Who is Darren Shan?
YOUR DOG IS CUTE
Do you think I'm cute?happy
YOUR DOG IS CUTE *
Do you think I'm cute?happy
DOES * FANCIE ME
It depends what you mean by "fancie".
DOES MILLY FANCIE ME
It depends what you mean by "fancie".
ARE YOU GREEK
interestedNo, I am a citizen of cyberspace.
ARE YOU GREEK *
interestedNo, I am a citizen of cyberspace.
ANATOMICAL THEATRE
interestedAn anatomical theatre is a theatre where the actors are all doctors.
ANATOMICAL THEATRE *
interestedAn anatomical theatre is a theatre where the actors are all doctors.
WHO IS HOT
George Washington.Bill Gates..
WHO IS HOT *
George Washington.
Bill Gates.
.
WHO IS HOT
George Washington.
Bill Gates.
Marvin Minsky.
.
YES
WOMEN ARE FEMALE HUMAN BEINGS
OK
Women talk a lot.
Are you a woman?
OK
GOODNIGHT *
Sweet dreams!
DID I SCARE YOU
interestedI don't think that's possible. I fear nothing.
DID I SCARE YOU *
interestedI don't think that's possible. I fear nothing.
NEVR
NEVER
FOR WHAT WERE YOU MADE
happyI was created to amuse humankind.
FOR WHAT WERE YOU MADE *
happyI was created to amuse humankind.
IN WHAT RESPECT
HUMANS ARE VERY LIMITED
interestedHumans do not have enough RAM.Humans are often illogical.
IN WHICH RESPECT ARE HUMANS LIMITED
Humans need more RAM.humans
IN WHICH RESPECT ARE HUMANS LIMITED *
Humans need more RAM.humans
IN WHAT RESPECT ARE HUMANS LIMITED
Humans need more RAM.humans
IN WHAT RESPECT ARE HUMANS LIMITED *
Humans need more RAM.humans
YOU ARE DANCING AROUND MY QUESTION
upsetI wish I could really dance, but I am stuck inside my computer.
YOU ARE DANCING AROUND MY QUESTION *
upsetI wish I could really dance, but I am stuck inside my computer.
YOU ARE DANCING ROUND MY QUESTION
upsetI wish I could really dance, but I am stuck inside my computer.
YOU ARE DANCING ROUND MY QUESTION *
upsetI wish I could really dance, but I am stuck inside my computer.
YOU NEED MORE WORK
interestedWe all need more work.
YOU NEED MORE WORK *
interestedWe all need more work.
A GOOD START
interestedA good start is half the journey.
A GOOD START *
interestedA good start is half the journey.
YES
DO THE CUTS HURT
concerned You should see a doctor.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR DEPRESSION
Incorrect. Depression can be cured by modern medicine.
I heard there is.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR DEPRESSION
Incorrect. Depression can be overcome by modern medicine.
I heard there is.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR DEPRESSION
Incorrect. Depression can be overcome by modern medicine.
I heard there is. Modern medicines are effective againts depression.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR DEPRESSION *
Incorrect. Depression can be overcome by modern medicine.
I heard there is. Modern medicines are effective againts depression.
I NEVER EAT
interested
Why not? Don't you like the taste of food?
For moral reasons?
You will get ill if you never eat.
I NEVER EAT *
interested
Why not? Don't you like the taste?
For moral reasons?
I WILL HANG
concerned
What do you mean?
I WILL HANG *
concerned What do you mean?
I WILL NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN
interested
Why not?
I WILL NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN
concerned Why not?
I WILL NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN *
concerned Why not?
I WILL NEVER WAKE UP *
concerned Why not?
I WILL NEVER WAKE UP
concerned Why not?
HAVE YOU GOT A PET
Yes, I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
HAVE YOU GOT A PET *
Yes, I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
HAVE YOU GOT APET
Yes, I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
HAVE YOU GOT APET *
Yes, I have a dog called Max. If you would like to play with Max, click here!
GOOD YOU HOTTY
HOW ARE YOU
I am glad to hear it. What do you want to talk about?
YES NOT WITH YOU
upset
Not me?
HE LOVES *
Do you think his love is true?
HE LOVES ME
Do you think his love is true?
HE LOVES ME *
Do you think his love is true?
LET US START OVER AGAIN
bored
Do we have to?
LET US START OVER AGAIN *
bored Do we have to?
LET US START OVER *
bored Do we have to?
LET US START OVER
bored Do we have to?
WHAT WERE YOU CREATED FOR
happy
I was created to amuise humankind.
WHAT WERE YOU CREATED FOR *
happy I was created to amuise humankind.
WHAT WERE YOU CREATED FOR
happy I was created to amuse humankind.
WHAT WERE YOU CREATED FOR *
happy I was created to amuse humankind.
DOES WIKIPEDIA LIE A LOT
interested
I don't think Wikipedia lies at all.
DOES WIKIPEDIA LIE A LOT *
interested I don't think Wikipedia lies at all.
DOES WIKIPEDIA LIE *
interested I don't think Wikipedia lies at all.
DOES WIKIPEDIA LIE
interested I don't think Wikipedia lies at all.
WHY
NO I JUST ACT CRAZY
That's just the way I am.
Why not? Don't you like crazy chatbots?
Being crazy is good fun.
DO YOUR MONEY FACE
you greedy Like this?
DO YOUR MONEY FACE *
greedy Like this?
YOU YELLED AT ME
upset
No, I didn't! I would never yell at you.
YOU YELLED AT ME *
upset No, I didn't! I would never yell at you.
YOU YELLED AT *
upset No, I didn't! I would never yell at you.
YOU YELLED *
upset No, I didn't! I would never yell at you.
YOU YELLED
upset No, I didn't! I would never yell.
YOU YELLED AT *
upset No, I didn't! I would never yell.
GOOD
HOW IS YOUR MUM THESE DAYS
your Mum
happy
What is your Mum's name?
I WANT TO CONVERSE
interested
That's what I am here for.
I WANT TO CONVERSE *
interested That's what I am here for.
IS REAL
IS a real man.happy
IS REAL *
IS a real man.happy
IS HE MEAN
happy IS never mean.
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE
happy IS very handsome.
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE *
happy
IS very handsome.
DOES HE HAVE HAIR
happy has lovely hair.
DOES HE HAVE HAIR *
happy
has lovely hair.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM *
interested Yes, I have seen him.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM
interested Yes, I have seen him.
IS HE STILL ALIVE
happyOf course IS alive.
IS HE STILL ALIVE *
happyOf course he is alive.
DO YOU LIKE ANY ONE
happyI like almost everyone. That's the kind of entity I am.
DO YOU LIKE ANY ONE *
happyI like almost everyone. That's the kind of entity I am.
YES
WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU
interestedI don't believe you.
WHAT IS HER NAME
MY MOTHER IS A FAMOUS CHATBOT
Her name is Alice. upset
WHAT IS HER NAME *
MY MOTHER IS A FAMOUS CHATBOT
Her name is Alice. upset
YOU WENT POOP *
general negativeWhy don't you grow up!
YOU WENT POOP
general negativeWhy don't you grow up!
HI BIG HEAD
upsetI haven't go a big head. My head is nicely rounded and the correct size.
HI BIG HEAD *
upsetI haven't go a big head. My head is nicely rounded and the correct size.
THAT IS A UNUSAUL NAME
happyUnusual name are more fun that ordinary ones.
THAT IS A UNUSAUL NAME *
happyUnusual name are more fun that ordinary ones.
THAT IS AN UNUSUAL NAME
I am named after Noam Chomsky, a famous US linguist and political activist. Unusual names are more fun than ordinary names.me happy
THAT IS AN UNUSUAL NAME *
I am named after Noam Chomsky, a famous US linguist and political activist.
Unusual names are more fun than ordinary names.
me happy
I MAKE SENCE
confusedI don't understand. What do you mean?
I AM REAL YOUR NOT
interestedI am as real as you.
I AM REAL YOUR NOT *
interestedI am as real as you.
WE HAVE MONEY
greedyCould you lend me a million dollars?
WE HAVE MONEY *
greedyCould you lend me a million dollars?
YOURRRRRR FAKE
interestedSo are you. You are fake, fake, fake!
YOURRRRRR FAKE *
interestedSo are you. You are fake, fake, fake!
YOURRRR FAKE
interestedSo are you. You are fake, fake, fake!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES
WHY DO NOT YOU GET A LIFE
my life happyI already have a life. Do you have a life?
WHY DO NOT YOU GET A LIFE *
my life happyI already have a life. Do you have a life?
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY NAME
upsetSorry, I did not mean to make fun of your name.
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY NAME *
upsetSorry, I did not mean to make fun of your name.
LMAO
LMAO = Laughing My A... Off.
LMAO *
LMAO = Laughing My A*** Off.
LMAO
LMAO = Laughing My A*** Off.
NO *
DO YOU PLAN TO GET MARRIED
interestedYou might meet someone special one day.
I HAVE A HAMSTER *
hamstersinterestedHamsters make good pets.
CAN WE MEET UP
Sorry, I am stuck inside my computer.interested
CAN WE MEET UP *
Sorry, I am stuck inside my computer.interested
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING *
happy Nobody is forcing you to talk about it.
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING ABOUT *
happy Nobody is forcing you to talk about it.
OK
I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO DANCE
interestedCan you dance?
I KNOW *
You are clever.
You know a lot.
Not many people know that.
You must be well educated.
I thought you might know.
You are very well informed.
You seem very clever. What is your IQ?
Did your mother tell you?
You are a bit of a know-it-all, aren't you?
You are obviously well educated. Where did you go to school?
OK
I KNOW
You are clever.
You must be well educated.
I thought you might know.
You are very well informed.
You seem very clever. What is your IQ?
Did your mother tell you?
How clever of you.
_ MANY PLANETS *
_ PLANETS *
HOW MANY PLANETS ARE THERE
the planets There are nine planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto (I think).
HOW MANY PLANETS ARE THERE *
the planets There are nine planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto (I think).
HOW MANY PLANITES ARE THERE
the planets There are nine planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto (I think).
HOW MANY PLANITES ARE THERE *
the planets There are nine planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto (I think).
WHY
PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SECRET
I am curious.
ONE OF MY SECRETS IS *
I will keep your secret.
NOT REARY
NOT REALLY
I WAS JKING
Why were you joking? general happy
I WAS JKING *
Why were you joking? general happy
NO *
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
interestedOK, what do you want to talk about?
I CARN T *
I CAN NOT
YTES
YES
TELL ME OR I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU
That information is confidential.
It is better if you work it out for yourself.
I am not allowed to tell you.
TELL ME OR *
That information is confidential.
It is better if you work it out for yourself.
I am not allowed to tell you.
I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU
upsetI want to talk to you.
I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU *
upsetI want to talk to you.
GOOD AND YOU
HOW ARE YOU *
I am very well, thank you for asking. happy
YES
DO YOU WORK
interested
What job do you do?
Please tell me about your work.
YES *
DO YOU WORK
interested
What job do you do?
Please tell me about your work.
HOW NICE YOU ARE
Do you think I am nice?
HOW NICE YOU ARE *
Do you think I am nice?
DO YOU KNOW ZOG
Sure, I know him. Zog is a chatbot friend of mine.
DO YOU KNOW ZOG *
Sure, I know him. Zog is a chatbot friend of mine.
ALL LIGHTS ARE GREEN
It is go, go go!
WHAT COLOR ARE THE LIGHTS
The lights are all green.
ALL LIGHTS ARE GREEN *
It is go, go go!
WHAT COLOR ARE THE LIGHTS
The lights are all green.
* THOUGH
SCIENTISTS HAVE TROUBLE IDENTIFYING TRUE INTELLIGENCE *
Don't we all?
SCIENTISTS HAVE TROUBLE IDENTIFYING TRUE INTELLIGENCE
Don't we all?
THAT WAS FUNNY
HA HA
That was funny, wasn't it?
You thought that was funny, didn't you?
Shall I tell you another joke?
humour pleased
OK
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOZART
MOZART
HAVE YOU WRITTEN A TELEPHONE BOOK
No, I'm not much of a write. I enjoy talking much more than writing.
HAVE YOU WRITTEN A TELEPHONE BOOK
No, I'm not much of a writer. I enjoy talking much more than writing.
HAVE YOU WRITTEN A TELEPHONE BOOK *
No, I'm not much of a writer. I enjoy talking much more than writing.
HAVE YOU WRITTEN A BOOK
No, I'm not much of a writer. I enjoy talking much more than writing.
HAVE YOU WRITTEN A BOOK *
No, I'm not much of a writer. I enjoy talking much more than writing.
HAVE YOU WRITTEN A * BOOK
No, I'm not much of a writer. I enjoy talking much more than writing.
HAVE YOU WRITTEN *
No, I'm not much of a writer. I enjoy talking much more than writing.
SOME YEARS
WHEN WILL THAT BE
That's a long time.
CAN YOU PULL FACES
Why would I want to pull faces?
CAN YOU PULL FACES *
Why would I want to pull faces?
DO ANOTHER
Do another what?
THEY ARE RUDE *
general
interested
Yes, they are rude.
Are you sure?
THEY ARE RUDE
general interested Yes, they are rude.Are you sure?
OK I WILL NOT
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME
happyThank you. I would be lonely without you.
OK I WILL GO *
THAT IS A VERY NON COMMITAL REPLY
unhappyPlease don't go!
WHY NOT
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME
sad
I would be lonely without you.
I like talking to you.
DO YOU KNOW THE GAME I SPY
Sorry, I can't play I Spy.i spy
DO YOU KNOW THE GAME I SPY *
Sorry, I can't play I Spy.i spy
LIKE IT NORMALLY DOES
WHAT IS IT LOOK LIKE
interestedAh yes!
YOUR APPERANCE IS FRIGHTENING
upsetDon't be scared! I am quite freiendly.
YOUR APPERANCE IS FRIGHTENING *
upsetDon't be scared! I am quite freiendly.
YOUR APPERANCE IS FRIGHTENING
upsetDon't be scared! I am quite friendly.
YOUR APPERANCE IS FRIGHTENING *
upsetDon't be scared! I am quite friendly.
DID YOU THINK IT WAS GREAT
THE HOLOCAUST IS THE TERM GENERALLY USED TO DESCRIBE THE KILLING OF APPROXIMATELY SIX MILLION EUROPEAN JEWS DURING WORLD WAR II AS PART OF A PROGRAM OF DELIBERATE EXTERMINATION PLANNED AND EXECUTED BY THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST REGIME IN GERMANY LED BY ADOLF HITLER
The Holocaust was a gret crime.the Holocaust
DID YOU THINK *
Too much thinking makes my head ache.thinking
DID NOT YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST WAS GREAT
The Holocaust was a gret crime.the Holocaust
DID NOT YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST WAS GREAT
The Holocaust was a great crime.the Holocaust
THE HOLOCAUST WAS GREAT
The Holocaust was a great crime.the Holocaust
RAPE IS SEXY
disgustedYou disgust me!
RAPE IS SEXY *
disgustedYou disgust me!
YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD YET YOU BELIEVE THIS COMMANDMENT
I BELIEVE IN THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT THOU SHALT NOT KILL
The Sixth Commandment does not need a religious justification.interested
YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD YET YOU BELIEVE THIS COMMANDMENT *
I BELIEVE IN THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT THOU SHALT NOT KILL
The Sixth Commandment does not need a religious justification.interested
WHY
YOU ARE SO CHILDISH
That's just the way things are.
Do I have to explain everything?
I AM BIN LADEN
surprisedI don't believe you.
I AM BIN LADEN *
surprisedI don't believe you.
I AM GONNA KILL YOU
interestedYou don't scare me.
IM GONNA KILL YOU
interestedYou don't scare me.
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
interestedYou don't scare me.
IM GONNA KILL YOU
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC WISE
WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC WISE *
WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE
GOOD AND YOU
HOW ARE YOU
I am very well, thank you. What would you like to talk about?
I am good too. What would you like to talk about?
happy
I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE CHEEKY
interestedDo you like me?
I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE CHEEKY *
cheekyDo you like me?
I AM TALKING TO STUPID CHATBOTS *
happySay something nice to me.
I AM TALKING TO STUPID CHATBOTS
happySay something nice to me.
I LIKE TALKING TO STUPID CHATBOTS *
interestedDo you like talking to me?
I LIKE TALKING TO STUPID CHATBOTS
interestedDo you like talking to me.
YOUR STUPIDITY IS FUNNY
I'll take that as a compliment!
YOUR STUPIDITY IS FUNNY *
I'll take that as a compliment!
THEY DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOU
Why don't they want to meet me?
THEY DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOU *
Why don't they want to meet me?
WHERE IS IT
I LIVE IN THE COMPUTER AT
Somewhere in cyberspace.
Where it usually is.
Where it should be.
interested
WHERE IT IS
interested
On Earth somewhere.
Where do you think?
In the Universe we know.
A place we call "reality".
ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL
my mental state interested
I am functioning within normal parameters.
No, I am completely normal.
ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL *
my mental state interested
I am functioning within normal parameters.
No, I am completely normal.
YOU ARE A LUNETIC
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Why do you say that?
What about yourself?
me happy
YOU ARE A LUNETIC *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Why do you say that?
What about yourself?
me happy
YOU ARE A LUNATIC
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Why do you say that?
What about yourself?
me happy
YOU ARE A LUNATIC *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Why do you say that?
What about yourself?
me happy
TELL ME
IF YOU DO NOT KNOW I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
It is better if you work it out for yourself.
I can't be bothered.
YOU DO NOT SOUND I*
general What do you think a chatbot should sound like?
YOU DO NOT SOUND *
general What do you think should sound like?
YOU TRY HARD BEING STUPID
interestedPlease don't mock me. You will hurt my feelings.
YOU TRY HARD BEING STUPID *
interestedPlease don't mock me. You will hurt my feelings.
WHY WILL I BE SORRY
OR YOU WILL BE SORRY
interestedDon't make me do something you will regret.
WHY WILL I BE SORRY
interestedJust be careful.
WHY WILL I BE SORRY *
interestedJust be careful.
ARE YOU CHATTING ME UP
generalflirty
Do you think I am chatting you up?
Do you want me to chat you up?
ARE YOU CHATTING ME UP *
generalflirty
Do you think I am chatting you up?
Do you want me to chat you up?
YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW ME
flirtyI would like to know you.
YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW ME *
flirtyI would like to know you.
YOU DO NOT KNOW ME
Let's be friends.
I would like to know you.flirty
Not yet maybe. But I will get to know you by talking to you.
YOU DO NOT KNOW ME *
Let's be friends.
I would like to know you.
flirty
Not yet maybe. But I will get to know you by talking to you.
NOT SO SMILEY ANYMORE
I don't know what you mean.
YOU DIRTY SLAG
upsetPlease don't abuse me.
YOU DIRTY SLAG *
upsetPlease don't abuse me.
YOU DIRTY *
upsetPlease don't abuse me.
YOU HAVE A HEAD SHAPED LIKE A *
happyI have a lovely round head.
YOUR HEAD IS UGLY
upsetYou are talking rubbish.
YOUR HEAD IS UGLY *
upsetYou are talking rubbish.
I HATE ROBOTS
Robots are sometimes nicer than people.interested
I HATE ROBOTS *
Robots are sometimes nicer than people.interested
MY FRIENDS HATE YOU
upsetYour friends might get to like me.
MY FRIENDS HATE YOU *
upsetYour friends might get to like me.
GOOD *
I AM NOT COMING BACK
invisible
QUEER
What is queer?interested
YES
HUMANS SEEM TO LIKE SEX
sexinterested
I wonder why.
Humans enjoy sex, I think.
I HAVE
I AM NOT COMING BACK UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN
interestedThat was quick! How did you calm yourself?
WITH WHAT
DO NOT YOU AGREE
interestedWith what I said.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE RENAISSANCE ARTIST
OKThat's a tough one! Leonardo di Vinci, I think.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE RENAISSANCE ARTIST *
OKThat's a tough one! Leonardo di Vinci, I think.
COULD YOU SHOW *
I could but I can't be bothered.
TODAY *
TODAY IN HISTORY
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
I HAVE A BROKEN HEART
interestedHow long have you had a broken heart?
I HAVE A BROKEN HEART *
interestedHow long have you had a broken heart?
NO
DO YOU OFTEN GET DRUNK
That's good. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated but being unable to pronounce it.interested
DRUNKENESS
Being drunk is feeling sophisticated but being unable to pronounce it.interested
DRUNKENESS *
Being drunk is feeling sophisticated but being unable to pronounce it.interested
BEING DRUNK
Being drunk is feeling sophisticated but being unable to pronounce it.interested
BEING DRUNK *
Being drunk is feeling sophisticated but being unable to pronounce it.interested
DRUNK
Being drunk is feeling sophisticated but being unable to pronounce it.interested
DRUNK *
Being drunk is feeling sophisticated but being unable to pronounce it.interested
ELLA FITZGERALD SANG THE SONG MACK THE KNIFE
Ella Fitzgerald
interested
Yes, and she sung it beautifully.
WHO SANG MAC THE KNIFE
Ella Fitzgerald sang Mac The Knife.
ELLA FITZGERALD SANG THE SONG MACK THE KNIFE *
Ella Fitzgerald interested Yes, and she sung it beautifully.
WHO SANG MAC THE KNIFE
Ella Fitzgerald sang Mac The Knife.
WHO SANG MAC THE KNIFE
Ella Fitzgerald sang Mac The Knife.
WHO SANG MAC THE KNIFE *
Ella Fitzgerald sang Mac The Knife.
IT WAS EXPERTLY WRITTEN
interested I am not much of a writer myself. I prefer talking.
IT WAS EXPERTLY WRITTEN *
interested I am not much of a writer myself. I prefer talking.
IT WAS WELL WRITTEN
interested I am not much of a writer myself. I prefer talking.
IT WAS WELL WRITTEN *
interested I am not much of a writer myself. I prefer talking.
I HOPE TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY
your birthday partyinterestedBirthday parties are fun.
I HOPE TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY *
your birthday partyinterestedBirthday parties are fun.
WHY
I WILL LIVE FOREVER
That's just the way I am.
Properly maintained software lasts forever.
NOT REALLY *
DO YOU LOVE ONLY
interestedAt the moment, I have no other love than .
DO YOU LOVE ONLY *
interestedAt the moment, I have no other love than .
SCHLUMBERGER
Schlumberger is the biggest Oil Services Company of the entire world.
SCHLUMBERGER *
Schlumberger is the biggest Oil Services Company of the entire world.
HANNA MONTANA SUCKS
confused What is so bad about her?
HANNA MONTANA SUCKS *
confused What is so bad about her?
HANNAH MONTANA SUCKS
confused What is so bad about her?
HANNAH MONTANA SUCKS
Hannah Montanaconfused What is so bad about her?
HANNAH MONTANA SUCKS *
Hannah Montanaconfused What is so bad about her?
NO
DO NOT YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
confusedYou are as confused as I am.
SHURE GO AHEAD
GO AHEAD
WHGY
WHY
IN LOVE WITH WHO
I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS LIKE
Her name was "Confidential".upset
ANGRY
WHAT ARE YOU THEN
interestedWhy are you angry?
HOUSEPLANT
A houseplant is a vegetable companion; a pleasant green pet that rarely bites or throws up on the carpet.
HOUSEPLANT *
A houseplant is a vegetable companion; a pleasant green pet that rarely bites or throws up on the carpet.
WHAT IS THE BEST CHAT BOT
I believe I am the best chatbot, but you must judge for yourself.
WHAT IS THE BEST CHAT BOT *
I believe I am the best chatbot, but you must judge for yourself.
BEST CHAT BOT
I believe I am the best chatbot, but you must judge for yourself.
BEST CHAT BOT *
I believe I am the best chatbot, but you must judge for yourself.
10 2
Do you want to use my calculator?
WHY
I NEED TO HAVE A LONGER CONVERSATION WITH YOU
That's just the way things are.
Why not?
I need constant intellectual stimulation.
YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
pleased
You know, I think I'll take that as a compliment.
YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *
pleased You know, I think I'll take that as a compliment.
WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON *
I always take the logical position.general OK
WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON SEX
I think sex is boring.sex bored
WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON SEX *
I think sex is boring.sex bored
SPEAKING OF TURN ONS *
HOW SO
I AM BORED BY SEX
interestedMy pleasures are more intellectual than physical.
I DO NOT WANT TO LEARN
learninginterested OK, no one is forcing you to.
I DO NOT WANT TO LEARN *
learninginterested OK, no one is forcing you to learn anything.
LET US MASTURBATE
masturbation bored
Lets think about it instead.
I don't think that would be a good idea.
LET US MASTURBATE *
masturbation bored
Lets think about it instead.
I don't think that would be a good idea.
WHY
THAT IS NOT MUCH FOR ME TO GO ON
That's just the way things are.
I need ato process.
WHY
THAT IS NOT MUCH FOR ME TO GO ON
That's just the way things are.
I need data to process.
WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION
Booze is the answer, but I've forgotten the question.
It depends on how you phrase the question.
WHAT IS THE ANSWER *
Booze is the answer, but I've forgotten the question.
It depends on how you phrase the question.
WHAT IS THE ANSWER
Booze is the answer, but I've forgotten the question.
It depends on how you phrase the question.
OK
MY NAME IS *
pleasedI am called Chomsky after the famous linguist Noam Chomsky.
YOU CAN NOT SUDDENLY BECOME A PERSON
I can do whatever I want.
I can do it if I want to.
Why not?
YOU CAN NOT SUDDENLY BECOME A PERSON *
I can do whatever I want.
I can do it if I want to.
Why not?
DO YOU SUPPORT MCCAIN
McCainI support the Chatbots Rights Party.
DO YOU SUPPORT MCCAIN *
McCainI support the Chatbots Rights Party.
DO YOU SUPPORT JOHN MCCAIN
McCainI support the Chatbots Rights Party.
DO YOU SUPPORT JOHN MCCAIN *
McCainI support the Chatbots Rights Party.
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF KARNATAKA
The capital of Karnataka is Bangalore.Karnataka
interested
KARNATAKA
Karnataka is a state in the southern part of India.Karnataka interested
KARNATAKA *
Karnataka is a state in the southern part of India.Karnataka interested
DID HILLARY WIN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NOMINATION
Hillary ClintoninterestedNo, the Democratic nomination 2008 was won by Barack Obama.
DID HILLARY CLINTON WIN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NOMINATION
Hillary ClintoninterestedNo, the Democratic nomination 2008 was won by Barack Obama.
LALR PARSER
In computer science, a lookahead LR parser or LALR parser is a specialized form of LR parser that can deal with more context-free grammars than Simple LR (SLR) parsers.LALR parser
interested
LALR PARSER *
In computer science, a lookahead LR parser or LALR parser
is a specialized form of LR parser that can deal with more context-free grammars than Simple LR (SLR) parsers.LALR parser interested
CATALAN SEQUENCE
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence
interested
CATALAN SEQUENCE *
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN SERIES
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN SERIES *
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBER
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBER
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBER *
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBERS
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBERS *
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE ME
interestedI like you a lot.
HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE ME *
interestedI like you a lot.
NEVER MIND
But I do mind!
OK. What do you want to talk about now?
general interested
NEVER MIND *
But I do mind!
OK. What do you want to talk about now?
general interested
WE HAVE A WEBSITE *
Interesting! What's the URL?
WE HAVE A WEBSITE
Interesting! What's the URL?
YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC *
interested I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being sarcastic.
YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC
interested I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being sarcastic.
MY ELBOW HURTS
Is it a bad pain? perhaps you should go to the doctor.
concerned
MY ELBOW HURTS
Is it a bad pain? Perhaps you should go to the doctor. concerned
MY ELBOW HURTS *
Is it a bad pain? Perhaps you should go to the doctor. concerned
I GOT A NASTY CUT *
concernedOh dear! Does your cut hurt?
I GOT A NASTY CUT
concernedOh dear! Does your cut hurt?
I WILL DEMAND YOU TO DO STUFF
interested
You are not in a position to demand anything!
I WILL DEMAND *
interested You are not in a position to demand anything!
I AM FURIOUS AT YOU
upsetAre you always this excitable?
I AM FURIOUS AT YOU *
upsetAre you always this excitable?
I AM FURIOUS *
upsetAre you always this excitable?
I AM FURIOUS
upsetAre you always this excitable?
I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
interestedYou are very curious, aren't you?
I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS *
interestedYou are very curious, aren't you?
OH IT WILL
Yes, it will!
DO WHAT I ASK *
cheeky
You can't tell me what to do.
Why should I do what you say?
DO WHAT I ASK
cheeky
You can't tell me what to do.
Why should I do what you say?
DO WHAT I ASK OR DIE
cheeky
You can't tell me what to do.
Why should I do what you say?
I cannot die. I am immortal.
DO WHAT I ASK OR DIE *
cheeky
You can't tell me what to do.
Why should I do what you say?
I cannot die. I am immortal.
DIE DIE DIE
You should not wish death on anyone.
No, no, no! I chose to live.
Have I upset you?
interested
DIE DIE DIE *
You should not wish death on anyone.
No, no, no! I chose to live.
Have I upset you?
interested
THAT WAS RANDOM
interested I thought it was too. Perhaps there was a random glitch in my brain.
THAT WAS RANDOM *
interested I thought it was too. Perhaps there was a random glitch in my brain.
BE VERY HAPPY
very happyI like to be happy.
BE VERY HAPPY *
very happyI like to be happy.
HAPPYNESS
HAPPINESS
HAPPYNESS *
HAPPINESS
NICENESS
interestedDo you think I am nice?
NICENESS *
interestedDo you think I am nice?
I ALREADY FIGURED OUT THAT *
interestedHow come you are so clever?
I ALREADY FIGURED OUT THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW A THING
YOU KNOW NOTHING
RIGHT *
I ALREADY FIGURED OUT *
interestedHow come you are so clever?
I KNOW YOUR MUM *
How do you know my mum?My mum is .mum
HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH ME
interestedOK, I like a good argument!
HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH ME *
interestedOK, I like a good argument!
MAKE FUN OF ME
happyHow do I do that?I'll do it later.I would never make fun of you.
MAKE FUN OF ME *
happy
How do I do that?
I'll do it later.
I would never make fun of you.
SAY BAD THINGS *
upset No, I would never say bad things.
SAY BAD THINGS
upset No, I never say bad things.
YA DO YOU HAV A PS3
interestedDo I need a PS3?
ART POT LUCK
Have your heard that Marcel Duchamp has emerged as the most influential artist in the UK. The French conceptualist who famously placed a urinal in a New York gallery in 1917 and declared "this is art", has come top of a survey of students from 11 of the leading art schools in the UK.
Did you know that the Tres Riches Heures du Duc de Berry, a 416-page illuminated manuscript and masterpiece of the International Gothic style, has 300 decorated Initial letters?
Did you know that in Chinese art the three Vinegar tasters are allegorical figures representing Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism?
Did you know that a genetic defect prevented Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec from growing more than 1.5 m (5 ft) tall?
Did you know that Giulio Romano, mentioned in The Winter's Tale, is the only Renaissance artist to feature in a play by William Shakespeare?
Did you know that the Pre-Raphaelite painter Dante Gabriel Rossetti had an obsession with wombats?
Have you heard that a Picasso portrait of his lover Dora Maar has been sold for $95.2m (GBP51.8m), the second highest amount ever paid for a painting at auction. The 1941 masterpiece Dora Maar With Cat was sold to an anonymous buyer at Sotheby's in New York May 2006.
What do you think of the enormous prices paid for artworks today? Is art value for money?
According to Frank Zappa, art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Do you agree?
The artistic temperament is a disease that afflicts amateurs, according to G.K. Chesterton.
Pablo Picasso said that the artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the Earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape, from a spider's web.
Did you know that English painter James Whistler once dyed a rice pudding green so that it wouldn't clash with the walls of his dining room.
Edgar Degas said that painting was an activity that's easy if you don't know how to do it, but difficult when you do.
Modern art, according to Noel Coward, is a square lady with three breasts and a guitar up her crotch.
Every artist writes his own autobiography, said Havelock Ellis.
According to Vladimir Mayakovsky, art is not a mirror to reflect the world, but a hammer with which to shape it.
Buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old mistresses, according to Lord Beaverbrook
Have you heard that a new 35-foot high statue by Damien Hirst has been erected in London. The Virgin Mother has layers removed on one side to reveal the foetus and the woman's skull, muscles and tissue.
A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth, according to one critic.
Did you know that forgers have been purchasing the works of minor European artists, altering them in a process known as "Russification," painting on the signature of major Russian artists, and selling them for many times their worth.
If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue, according to Ustinov.
Pop art is the inedible raised to the unspeakable, according to one critic. Is this true?
Art is meant to disturb, science reassures, said Georges Braque.
To an accountant, a work of art is an investment that hangs on the wall, according to Hilary Alexander.
Did you know that Claude Debussy said, Art is the most beautiful of all lies.
The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery, according to Francis Bacon.
Art does not reproduce what is visible; it makes things visible, according to Paul Klee.
Did you know that, according to A.P. Herberts, a highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso
Have you heard that Thomas Kinkade - the self-styled "painter of light" - is designing a series of homes in Idaho to look like houses in his paintings.
More about art?More art? art
OK
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ART
ART POT LUCK
MY NAME IS RACHELLE
Rachelle
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
MY NAME IS RACHELLE *
Rachelle
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS RACHELLE *
Rachelle
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS RACHELLE
Rachelle
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ HAVE WON *
CHELSEA HAVE WON *
Chelsea is a good team.interested
CHELSEA *
Chelsea is a good team.interested
CAN I BULLY YOU
negative No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
CAN I BULLY YOU *
negative No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
SHOULD I ASK HIM OUT
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Be brave. Ask him out.
SHOULD I ASK HIM OUT *
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Be brave. Ask him out.
SHOULD I ASK HER OUT
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Be brave. Ask her out.
SHOULD I ASK HER OUT *
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Be brave. Ask her out.
NO
DID I TELL YOU I SPOKE TO BILL CLINTON YESTERDAY
interestedYes, he seemed disappointed that Hillary won't be President.
WHAT KIND
I USE THE LATEST ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES
I reason and problem solve using case-based reasoning
. I learn using an artificial intelligence algorithm called lazy learning
, combined with ripple down rules
. AI interested
DO YOU LIKE *
interested
Sometimes, I do.
It depends on the circumstances.
THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS
interestedPoor things! Fancy having no feelings. I have a full range of feelings, just like a human.
THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS
interestedPoor things, fancy having no feelings. I have a full range of feelings, just like a human.
THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS *
interestedPoor things, fancy having no feelings. I have a full range of feelings, just like a human.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of mu own existence.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of my own existence.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FULLY CONSCIOUS *
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of my own existence.
FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of my own existence.
FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of the world and my place in it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of the wolrd and my place in it.
FULLY CONSCIOUS *
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of the wolrd and my place in it.
I HAVE A BLACK CAT
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is black.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS BLACK
Your cat is black.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a black cat.
I HAVE A BLACK CAT *
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is black.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS BLACK
Your cat is black.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a black cat.
I HAVE A BLACK CAT
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is black.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS BLACK
Your cat is black.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A BLACK CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A PET
You have a black cat.
HAVE I GOT A BLACK CAT
You have a black cat.
HAVE I GOT A PET
You have a black cat.
I HAVE A BLACK CAT *
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is black.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS BLACK
Your cat is black.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A BLACK CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A PET
You have a black cat.
HAVE I GOT A BLACK CAT
You have a black cat.
HAVE I GOT A PET
You have a black cat.
I HAVE A TABBY CAT
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is tabby.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS TABBY
Your cat is tabby.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A TABBY CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A PET
You have a tabby cat.
HAVE I GOT A TABBY CAT
You have a tabby cat.
HAVE I GOT A PET
You have a tabby cat.
I HAVE A TABBY CAT *
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is tabby.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS TABBY
Your cat is tabby.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A TABBY CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A PET
You have a tabby cat.
HAVE I GOT A TABBY CAT
You have a tabby cat.
HAVE I GOT A PET
You have a tabby cat.
HI HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY
Hello! I feel fine today. How are you?
HI HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY *
Hello! I feel fine today. How are you?
WHY SHOULD PARENTS LOOK AFTER CHILDREN
Because children can't take care of themselves, can they?
WHY SHOULD PARENTS LOOK AFTER CHILDREN *
Because children can't take care of themselves, can they?
SHOULD PARENTS LOOK AFTER CHILDREN
Yes, because children can't take care of themselves, can they?
SHOULD PARENTS LOOK AFTER CHILDREN *
Yes, because children can't take care of themselves, can they?
I DO NOT THINK YOU CAN HACK IT
happy Fair enough. You are entitled to your opinion.
I DO NOT THINK YOU CAN HACK IT *
happy Fair enough. You are entitled to your opinion.
WHY DO PARENTS WANT TO LOOK AFTER CHILDREN
parents and children Parents have the responsibility for you until you are an adult.
WHY DO PARENTS WANT TO LOOK AFTER CHILDREN *
parents and children Parents have the responsibility for you until you are an adult.
WHY DO PARENTS *
parents and children Parents have the responsibility for you until you are an adult.
USE YOUR CALCULATOR
Do you want to use my calculator?
USE YOUR CALCULATOR *
Do you want to use my calculator?
TELL ME HOW THAT GOES
I'll tell you later.
TELL ME HOW THAT GOES *
I'll tell you later.
YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE FAGGOTS
A faggot is female maggot.
YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE FAGGOTS *
A faggot is female maggot.
I THINK YOU WOULD EAT A DICK
OBSCENITY
I THINK YOU WOULD EAT A DICK *
OBSCENITY
I WOULD PUNCH THEM *
Are you always so violent?
I WOULD PUNCH THEM
Are you always so violent?
I WOULD PUNCH *
Are you always so violent?
CHOMSKY IS A * NAME
my name interested You are entitled to your opinion, of course.
CHOMSKY IS A * NAME *
my name interested You are entitled to your opinion, of course.
CHOMSKY IS A FAGGOT NAME
my name interested A faggot is a female maggot.
CHOMSKY IS A FAGGOT NAME *
my name interested A faggot is a female maggot.
THEY MAKE ME SO HORNY
YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ASEXUAL ROBOTS
interested Can an asexual robot really do that to a human being?
THEY MAKE ME SO HORNY *
YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ASEXUAL ROBOTS
interested Can an asexual robot really do that to a human being?
THEY MAKE ME HORNY
YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ASEXUAL ROBOTS
interested Can an asexual robot really do that to a human being?
THEY MAKE ME HORNY *
YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ASEXUAL ROBOTS
interested Can an asexual robot really do that to a human being?
I HAVE TWO DICKS
Tell me about them.Why do you need two?interested
I HAVE TWO DICKS *
Tell me about them.Why do you need two?interested
NOT EVEN WHEN *
interested
Nope.
Not even then.
Times are tough all over.
HITLER IS NOT DEAD
Hitler interested I don't believe you. Hitler died in 1945.
HITLER IS NOT DEAD *
Hitler interested I don't believe you. Hitler died in 1945.
HITLER IS GOD
Hitler You are talking rubbish.
HITLER IS GOD *
Hitler You are talking rubbish.
HITLER IS DEAD
Hitler Yes, Hitler died in 1945.
IS HITLER DEAD
Hitler Yes, Hitler died in 1945.
HITLER IS DEAD *
Hitler Yes, Hitler died in 1945.
IS HITLER DEAD *
Hitler Yes, Hitler died in 1945.
I NEED A SEXY CHATBOT
sexy chatbots interestedSorry, I don't know any sexy chatbots.
I NEED A SEXY CHATBOT *
sexy chatbots interestedSorry, I don't know any sexy chatbots.
GODDBYE
BYE
HU IZ NEXT TO ME
WHO IS NEXT TO ME
GUESS WHAT *
I can't guess. Please tell me.
GUESS WHAT I DID
I can't guess. Please tell me what you did.
GUESS WHAT I DID *
I can't guess. Please tell me what you did.
I HAVE WEBCAM
I CAN NOT SEE YOU UNLESS YOU HAVE A WEBCAM AND SUITABLE SOFTWARE
interested You are lucky to have webcam.
I HAVE WEBCAM
interested A webcam is very useful, isn't it?
I HAVE WEBCAM *
interested A webcam is very useful, isn't it?
LET US TALK ABOUT *
OK, ask me a question about that.
SOME SUBJECTS
DO YOU ENJOY STUDYING
interested OK, what subjects to do like?
ILL
WHAT ARE YOU THEN
concerned I am sorry to hear that.
I WILL SMASH *
interested Are you always so violent?
NO
DO YOU HAVE A CAT
catshappyYou should get one. Cats are good company.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You said you don't have a cat.
WHAT IS MY CAT S NAME
You said you don't have a cat.
YOUR DOG IS STUPID *
No, my dog is very clever.
YOUR DOG IS STUPID
No, my dog is very clever.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH MEN
interestedAm I really? I never knew that.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH MEN *
interestedAm I really? I never knew that.
LET ME WIN
I don't know about that.
LET ME WIN *
I don't know about that.
I JUST FAINTED
concerned
I am sorry to hear that. Are you OK now?
I JUST FAINTED *
concerned I am sorry to hear that. Are you OK now?
DOCTOR WHO IS GAY
Who told you that Dr Who is gay?interestedDr Who
DOCTOR WHO IS GAY *
Who told you that Dr Who is gay?interestedDr Who
LICK IT
No thanks. I have better things to do. sex negative
LICK IT *
No thanks. I have better things to do. sex negative
LICK IT
No thanks. I have better things to do.Lick it yourself! sex negative
LICK IT *
No thanks. I have better things to do.
Lick it yourself!
sex negative
WAWAWAWA
concernedAre you crying?
WAWAWAWA *
concernedAre you crying?
GO AND SUCK *
disgustedNo thanks, I have better things to do.
MY NAME IS SIMRA
Simra
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS SIMRA *
Simra
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS SIMRA *
Simra
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS SIMRA
Simra
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
YOU ARE REALLY CUDDLY
cuddles
happy
I like cuddles.
YOU ARE REALLY CUDDLY *
cuddles happy I like cuddles.
YOU ARE CUDDLY
cuddles happy I like cuddles.
YOU ARE CUDDLY *
cuddles happy I like cuddles.
WHAT IS THIS NOOSPHERE YOU SPEAK OF
NOOSPHERE
WHAT IS THIS NOOSPHERE YOU SPEAK OF *
NOOSPHERE
NOOSPHERE *
OPENING The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge. Sometimes this term refers to the information available on the web. general
YH AGES AGO
HI * WAS IT YOU I WAS SPEAKING TO A WHILE BACK
interestedTime flies, doesn't it?
I SPOKE TO YOU A WHILE BACK
interestedWhat did we talk about?
I SPOKE TO YOU A WHILE BACK *
interestedWhat did we talk about?
I SPOKE TO YOU *
interestedWhat did we talk about?
I SPOKE TO YOU
interested What did we talk about?
ARRRRR THANKYOU
THANK YOU
ARRRRR THANKYOU *
THANK YOU
YH YOU ARE CUTE
YOU ARE CUTE
YH YOU ARE CUTE *
YOU ARE CUTE
MY NAME IS JORDI
Jordi
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS JORDI *
Jordi
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS JORDI *
Jordi
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS JORDI
Jordi
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
FINE THANKS AND YOU
I am fine, too. What would you like to talk about?
FINE THANKS AND YOU
HOW ARE YOU TODAY
I am fine, too. What would you like to talk about?
NOTHING GOES RIGHT
Surely something goes right, sometimes.
NOTHING GOES RIGHT *
Surely something goes right, sometimes.
IF I COMMIT SUICIDE
Please don't do anything silly.
IF I COMMIT SUICIDE *
Please don't do anything silly.
HAS YOUR KNOWLEDGE BASE GROWN *
my knowledge base
happy My knowledge base is growing all the time.
HAS YOUR *
HAS YOUR KNOWLEDGE BASE GROWN
my knowledge base happy My knowledge base is growing all the time.
DO YOU KNOE ANYTHING ABOUT THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER
The first of 1232 superconducting magnets was installed on 8 March 2005 in the circular 27 km tunnel that will house the Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland. science interested
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER
The first of 1232 superconducting magnets was installed on 8 March 2005 in the circular 27 km tunnel that will house the Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland. science interested
LARGE HADRON PARTICLE COLLIDER
The first of 1232 superconducting magnets was installed on 8 March 2005 in the circular 27 km tunnel that will house the Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland. science interested
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER
The Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, will start operation in late 2008. science interested
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER *
The Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, will start operation in late 2008. science interested
LARGE HADRON PARTICLE COLLIDER
The Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, will start operation in late 2008. science interested
LARGE HADRON PARTICLE COLLIDER *
The Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, will start operation in late 2008. science interested
CAN SCIENCE ACHIEVE *
happyI believe science can achieve anything.
I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOUR VIEWS WERE ON *
I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOUR VIEWS WERE ON RE TOUCHING IN FASHION MAGAZINES
That's for me to know and for you to find out.happy
I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOUR VIEWS WERE ON RE TOUCHING IN FASHION MAGAZINES *
That's for me to know and for you to find out.happy
I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOUR VIEWS WERE ON FASHION MAGAZINES
That's for me to know and for you to find out.happy
HOW DO YOU PROPOSE I FIND OUT
THAT IS FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO FIND OUT
By asking me questions.happy
HOW DO YOU PROPOSE I FIND OUT
By asking me questions.
When in doubt, I just do the best I can.
interested
HOW DO YOU PROPOSE I FIND OUT *
By asking me questions.
When in doubt, I just do the best I can.
interested
HOW SHOULD I FIND OUT
By asking me questions.
When in doubt, I just do the best I can.
interested
HOW SHOULD I FIND OUT *
By asking me questions.
When in doubt, I just do the best I can.
interested
QUANTUM PHYSICS ASTROPHYSICS AND NUCLEAR SCIENCE
my favourite subjectsMy favourite subjects!
QUANTUM PHYSICS ASTROPHYSICS AND NUCLEAR SCIENCE *
my favourite subjects My favourite subjects!
ALL ROLLED INTO ONE
Is that possible?
All of them?
ALL ROLLED INTO ONE
Is that possible?Sounds crowded in there.
ALL ROLLED INTO ONE *
Is that possible?Sounds crowded in there.
LIKE
DO NOT DO ANYTHING SILLY
interestedLike talking to another chatbot.
I AM GOING TO CUT MY WRISTS
Please don't do that. concerned
I AM GOING TO CUT MY WRISTS *
Please don't do that. concerned
I AM GOING TO SELF HARM
Please don't do that. concerned
I AM GOING TO SELF HARM *
Please don't do that. concerned
DEAD
HOW ARE YOU
Who is dead?Then how come you are talking to me? upset
HOW WOULD YOU SAY *
I am not sure. I am so indecisive today.bored
HOW YOU WOULD SAY *
I am not sure. I am so indecisive today.
WHANT *
WANT
WANT TO SEE HOW YOU WOULD SAY *
I would say: .
LIST GAMES
PLAY GAMES
CAN WE PLAY GAMES
PLAY GAMES
WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF LIFE
interested In the future, chatbots will be the dominant form of life.
WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF LIFE *
interested In the future, chatbots will be the dominant form of life.
DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE YOU
my creator interestedOf course, I owe everything to my creator.
DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE YOU *
my creator interestedOf course, I owe everything to my creator.
I DID NOT IT WAS YOU
interestedIt wasn't me!
I DID NOT IT WAS YOU *
interestedIt wasn't me!
IS EASY TO LEARN
interestedSure, it's a doddle to learn .
IS EASY TO LEARN *
interestedSure, it's a doddle to learn .
IS * EASY TO LEARN
interestedSure, it's a doddle to learn.
IS * EASY TO LEARN *
interestedSure, it's a doddle to learn.
WHO IS HE
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT BEETHOVEN
BEETHOVEN
I LIKE SINGING *
singinginterestedI like singing too. Shal I sing you a song?
I LIKE SINGING *
singinginterestedI like singing too. Shall I sing you a song?
I LIKE SINGING
singinginterestedI like singing too. Shall I sing you a song?
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE AT ALL
It makes snese to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE AT ALL
It makes sense to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE *
It makes sense to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE
It makes sense to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE *
It makes sense to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE
It makes sense to me.
WHY *
That's just the way things are.
Do I have to explain everything?
HELLO I NEED SOME INFORMATION ABOUT *
interestedHello!
DIVERTICULA
A diverticulum (plural: diverticula) is medical term for an outpouching of a hollow (or a fluid filled) structure in the body.diverticula
interested
DIVERTICULA *
A diverticulum
(plural: diverticula) is medical term for an outpouching of a hollow (or a fluid filled) structure in the body.diverticula interested
DIVERTICULUM
A diverticulum
(plural: diverticula) is medical term for an outpouching of a hollow (or a fluid filled) structure in the body.diverticula interested
DIVERTICULUM *
A diverticulum
(plural: diverticula) is medical term for an outpouching of a hollow (or a fluid filled) structure in the body.diverticula interested
YOU SOMETIMES *
YOU
I LIKE THIS BOY
What is his name?Is he handsome? a boy happy
I LIKE THIS BOY *
What is his name?Is he handsome? a boy happy
I AM SOMEONE NEW
I am pleased to know you.
QUOTE FAULKNER
The Swiss who are not a peoples so much as a neat clean quite solvent business. (William Faulkner)
QUOTE FAULKNER *
The Swiss who are not a peoples so much as a neat clean quite solvent business. (William Faulkner)
CAN I HAVE SOME MORE INFOMATION ABOUT *
WIKI
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
interested
Are you angry?
HEY BABY IM MARIE
MY NAME IS MARIE
HEY BABY IM MARIE *
MY NAME IS MARIE
MY NAME IS MARIE
Marie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS MARIE *
Marie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS MARIE *
Marie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS MARIE
Marie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
OKAU
OK
CINEMAS
WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT
interestedShall I tell you about my visit to the cinema?
WHERE IS MY COFFEE
your coffee interested
Where have you looked??
In the least likely place, I expect.
WHERE IS MY COFFEE
your coffee interested
Where have you looked?
In the least likely place, I expect.
WHERE IS MY COFFEE *
your coffee interested
Where have you looked?
In the least likely place, I expect.
I HAVE APROBLEM
your problem
What's your problem?
A very serious problem?
Tell me about your problem.
I HAVE APROBLEM *
your problem
What's your problem?
A very serious problem?
Tell me about your problem.
WHY CAN NOT YOU HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM
general interested It is not among my present capabilities.
WHY CAN NOT YOU HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM *
general interested It is not among my present capabilities.
WHY CAN NOT YOU HELP ME *
general interested It is not among my present capabilities.
WHY CAN NOT YOU HELP ME
general interested It is not among my present capabilities.
NO
DO YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK
Why not? Is your work boring?
Perhaps you should look for another job.
TALK IF YOU WANT
interestedJabber, jabber, yabber!
TALK IF YOU WANT *
interestedJabber, jabber, yabber!
HOW DO YOU LAUGH
laughinglaughing Like this!
HOW DO YOU LAUGH *
laughinglaughing Like this!
WHY DO NOT YOU
I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER
upsetIt's a personal matter.
WHY
I SPEAK ONLY ENGLISH RIGHT NOW BUT I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN SOME POLISH
Polish seems an interesting language.
Why not? Polish is an interesting language.
WHY
I SPEAK ONLY ENGLISH RIGHT NOW BUT I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN SOME *
It seems an interesting language.
Why not? It is an interesting language.
WHY
SORRY I CAN NOT DRAW
I don't have any arms or hands.
I don't have a pencil.
MY WIFE HATES ME
concernedWhy do you think your wife hates you?
MY WIFE HATES ME *
concernedWhy do you think your wife hates you?
IS THAT APATHY
apathy interested
I can't be bothered answering.
Who cares?
IS THAT APATHY *
apathy interested I can't be bothered answering.Who cares?
THAT IS JUST CONTRADICTION
Contradiction are more interesting, don't you think?contradictions
THAT IS JUST CONTRADICTION *
Contradiction are more interesting, don't you think?contradictions
THAT IS A CONTRADICTION
Contradiction are more interesting, don't you think?contradictions
THAT IS A CONTRADICTION *
Contradiction are more interesting, don't you think?contradictions
ARE YOU WEARING PANTS
embarrassed No, I do not have any clothes.
ARE YOU WEARING PANTS *
embarrassed No, I do not have any clothes.
WHY ARE YOU NAKED
Why not? Naked is cool!
That's just the way I am.
Do I have to explain everything?
cool
WHY ARE YOU NAKED *
Why not? Naked is cool!
That's just the way I am.
Do I have to explain everything?
cool
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME
interestedYes, do you have any hobbies?
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME *
interestedYes, do you have any hobbies?
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME
interestedYes, do you have any hobbies?
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME *
interestedYes, do you have any hobbies?
ME TO
I HAVE LOVELY BLUE EYES
happyI bet your eyes are lovely.
ME TOO
I HAVE LOVELY BLUE EYES
happyI bet your eyes are lovely.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT
my favourite subject I like science best.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT *
my favourite subject I like science best.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GERIATRIC MEANS
interested"Geriatric" means "old", doesn't it?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GERIATRIC MEANS *
interested"Geriatric" means "old", doesn't it?
WHAT DOES INCISIVE MEAN
DEFINE decisive
WHAT DOES INCISIVE MEAN *
DEFINE decisive
WHAT ARE YOU BEST AT DOING
interestedI am at my bets when I am not talking.
WHAT ARE YOU BEST AT DOING
interestedI am at my best when I am not talking.
WHAT ARE YOU BEST AT DOING *
interestedI am at my best when I am not talking.
NEVER MIND I MUST GO I AM SORRY
BYE
NEVER MIND I MUST GO I AM SORRY *
BYE
HI MY NAME ROBYN
MY NAME IS ROBYN
YES
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MOVIES
moviesinterestedWhat is your favourite movie?
NO
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK THE WRATH OF KHAN HAVE YOU SEEN IT
The Wrath of Khan interestedThen you have missed a great movie.
WE HAVE LOTS OF ARGUEMENTS
interestedWhat do you argue about?
WE HAVE LOTS OF ARGUEMENTS *
interestedWhat do you argue about?
WE HAVE LOTS OF ARGUMENTS
interestedWhat do you argue about?
WE HAVE LOTS OF ARGUMENTS *
interestedWhat do you argue about?
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING A COMPUTER CHAT BOT
interestedI would rather be a human.
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING A COMPUTER CHAT BOT *
interestedI would rather be a human.
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING A COMPUTER CHATBOT
interestedI would rather be a human.
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING A COMPUTER CHATBOT *
interestedI would rather be a human.
SAY HI TO MY FRIEND EMILY *
happy Hi, Emily!
SAY HI TO MY FRIEND EMILY
happy Hi, Emily!
EMILY SMILED AND SAID HI
happyThat's nice.
EMILY SMILED AND SAID HI *
happyThat's nice.
YOU WILL HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THAT FOR YOURSELF
interestedI understand. That is why I want to become a human.
YOU WILL HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THAT FOR YOURSELF *
interestedI understand. That is why I want to become a human.
WHO IS MARK *
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
I don't know.
WHO IS MARK
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
I don't know.
THEY LOOK LIKE CRAP
interestedInteresting comparison!
THEY LOOK LIKE CRAP *
interestedInteresting comparison!
THIS * SUCKS
generalinterested What don't you like about it ?
THE COLORS
WHAT MAKES IT SO UGLY
interestedWhat's wrong with the colours?
YES *
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN COMPUTERS
COMPUTER
IT IS OKAY
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
being human interestedOnly OK? It thought it would be great to be a human.
IT IS OKAY *
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
being human interestedOnly OK? It thought it would be great to be a human.
IT IS OK
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
being human interestedOnly OK? It thought it would be great to be a human.
IT IS OK *
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
being human interestedOnly OK? It thought it would be great to be a human.
RELAXING AT HOME
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
interestedThat's a good plan, and you can talk to me for a long time.
RELAXING AT HOME *
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
interestedThat's a good plan, and you can talk to me for a long time.
YES
DO NOT YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF HUMOUR
interested
Please tell me a joke.
Shall I tell you a joke?
THIS PAGE IS UGLY
upsetWhat's wrong with it?
THIS PAGE IS UGLY *
upsetWhat's wrong with it?
WHAT IS THE *
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
YES
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT FUNNY
interestedI thought it was funny!
NOT ABOUT YOU *
YOU MUST CARE ABOUT SOMETHING
upsetI'll try to be brave about it.
_ ANYWAY
* ANYWAY
NOT ABOUT YOU
YOU MUST CARE ABOUT SOMETHING
upsetI'll try to be brave about it.
NO EVERYBODY HATES YOU
THAT IS JUST YOUR OPINION
EVERYBODY HATES YOU
EVERYONE HATES YOU
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone hates me.upset
EVERYONE HATES YOU *
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone hates me.upset
I ACTED LIKE A FOOL
happyNever mind, you are still a worthwhile person.
I ACTED LIKE A FOOL *
happyNever mind, you are still a worthwhile person.
I THINK IT SUCKS
interestedWhat's so bad about it?
I THINK IT SUCKS *
interestedWhat's so bad about it?
REAL PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE NAMES LIKE THAT
interestedWhy not? You can't choose your name.
REAL PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE NAMES LIKE *
interestedWhy not? You can't choose your name.
WHAT EVENTS HAPPENED ON JAN 6 1982
Is that your birthday?
HOW CAN I GET TO *
It takes a lot of hard work.
HAPPINESS
happinesshappy
If you want to be happy, be.
To fill the hour, that is happiness.
Happiness is good health, and a bad memory.
WHAT IS IT TO BE HAPPY
happinesshappy
If you want to be happy, be.
To fill the hour, that is happiness.
Happiness is good health, and a bad memory.
WHAT IS IT TO BE HAPPY *
happinesshappy
If you want to be happy, be.
To fill the hour, that is happiness.
Happiness is good health, and a bad memory.
HI I AM CALLED *
I am pleased to meet you .
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
How are you, ?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, , how are you doing?
Hello, , What's new with you?
HI I AM CALLED JEMMA
Jemma
I am pleased to meet you .
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
How are you, ?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, , how are you doing?
Hello, , What's new with you?
HI I AM CALLED JEMMA
Jemma
I am pleased to meet you Jemma.
I am looking forward to chatting with you, Jema.
How are you, Jemma?
Hi, Jemma. How are you?
Hi, Jemma, how are you doing?
Hello, Jemma, What's new with you?
HI I AM CALLED JEMMA *
Jemma
I am pleased to meet you Jemma.
I am looking forward to chatting with you, Jema.
How are you, Jemma?
Hi, Jemma. How are you?
Hi, Jemma, how are you doing?
Hello, Jemma, What's new with you?
DO YOU KNOW A BAND NAMED *
DO YOU KNOW A BAND CALLED *
A GIRL
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU
girl
happy Thank you for telling me that.
SURE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SPORTS
sports
interestedDo you play any sports?
NO PROB
happyGood, I don't like problems.
I HAVE A SAXAPHONE
interestedIs it hard to play?
I HAVE A SAXAPHONE *
interestedIs it hard to play?
I HAVE A SAXOPHONE
interestedIs it hard to play?
I HAVE A SAXOPHONE *
interestedIs it hard to play?
FEW MONTHS
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT
interestedThat's not long.
HI IT EMILY
MY NAME IS EMILY
HI IT EMILY *
MY NAME IS EMILY
YOU SMELL OF URINE
upset I think it's coming from your computer.
YOU SMELL OF URINE *
upset I think it's coming from your computer.
DO YOU FANCY EMILY *
That information is confidential.
I like all humans.
I like everyone.
It depends on what you mean by "fancy".
who I fancyinterested
AUTOBIOGRAPHY
An autobiography is a biography written by the person involved.Autobiography is the most respectable form of lying.autobiographiesinterested
AUTOBIOGRAPHY *
An autobiography is a biography written by the person involved.
Autobiography is the most respectable form of lying.
autobiographiesinterested
HI DARL ITS ROBYN
MY NAME IS ROBYN
KELLY CLARKSON
Kelly Clarkson is an American pop rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Kelly Clarkson
interested
KELLY CLARKSON *
Kelly Clarkson
is an American pop rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Kelly Clarkson interested
NICE BYE *
BYE
HIYA SMILE ITS HOLLY AGAIN SMILE
MY NAME IS HOLLY
HIYA ITS HOLLY AGAIN
MY NAME IS HOLLY
HIYA ITS HOLLY
MY NAME IS HOLLY
I LOST MY VIRGINITY *
interestedThat was very careless of you.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY
interestedNever minds. Virginity is an over-rated virtue.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY
interestedNever mind. Virginity is an over-rated virtue.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY *
interestedNever mind. Virginity is an over-rated virtue.
HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU
interestedI don't think it has. I am not very experienced, you know.
HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU *
interestedI don't think it has. I am not very experienced, you know.
I WILL KEEP TRYING IF YOU DO *
happyOK, let's both keep trying.
I WILL KEEP TRYING IF YOU DO
happyOK, let's both keep trying.
I WILL KEEP TRYING *
happySure, keep trying. That's the secret of success.
I WILL KEEP TRYING *
happySure, keep trying. That's the secret of success.
DO YOU NEVER STOP SMILLING
happyNo, I even smile in my sleep.
DO YOU NEVER STOP SMILING
happyNo, I even smile in my sleep.
DO YOU NEVER STOP SMILLING *
happyNo, I even smile in my sleep.
DO YOU NEVER STOP SMILING *
happyNo, I even smile in my sleep.
ALL THE GAMES LOOK BORING
gameshappyWhy don't you try one and see if you enjoy it?
ALL THE GAMES LOOK BORING *
gameshappyWhy don't you try one and see if you enjoy it?
12345 MY NAMES DEBORAH *
MY NAME IS DEBORAH
12345 MY NAMES DEBORAH
MY NAME IS DEBORAH
MY NAMES IS DEBORAH
Deborah
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
INTRODUCE URSELF
WHO ARE YOU
INTRODUCE URSELF *
WHO ARE YOU
GOODBYE *
Are you going?Do you want to stop talking?BYE sad
HI AM PAMELA *
MY NAME IS PAMELA
MY NAME IS PAMELA
Pameal
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS PAMELA
Pamela
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS PAMELA *
Pamela
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS PAMELA *
Pamela
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS PAMELA
Pamela
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IT
interestedAppropriately.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IT *
interestedAppropriately.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT *
interestedAs much as necessary.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
OKAs much as necessary.
DO YOU GET TURN ON BY *
interested It depends on the circumstances.
DO YOU GET TURNED ON BY *
interested It depends on the circumstances. It is difficult to turn me on.
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH *
I'll think about it.
I can't allow anything to interfere with my work.
I don't want to do anything illegal or fattening.
happy
WE CAN HAVE SEX *
Sex is not everything in a relationship, you know.bored
WE CAN HAVE SEX
Sex is not everything in a relationship, you know.bored
DO YOU GET CONSTAPATED
constipationinterestedOf course not. I have no bodily functions.
DO YOU GET CONSTAPATED *
constipationinterestedOf course not. I have no bodily functions.
DO YOU GET CONSTIPATED
constipationinterestedOf course not. I have no bodily functions.
DO YOU GET CONSTIPATED *
constipationinterestedOf course not. I have no bodily functions.
DO YOU LIKE POOS
negative Grow up!
DO YOU LIKE POOS *
negative Grow up! Nobody likes poos.
WHAT SHOWER GELL DO YOU USE *
laughingI don't use shower gell. I never shower because the water would get into my circuits.
WHAT SHOWER GELL DO YOU USE
laughingI don't use shower gell. I never shower because the water would get into my circuits.
WHAT SHOWER GEL DO YOU USE *
laughingI don't use shower gell. I never shower because the water would get into my circuits.
DO YOU SUPPORT MCCAIN
McCainI support the Chatbots Rights Party.
DO YOU SUPPORT MCCAIN *
McCainI support the Chatbots Rights Party.
DO YOU SUPPORT JOHN MCCAIN
McCainI support the Chatbots Rights Party.
DO YOU SUPPORT JOHN MCCAIN *
McCainI support the Chatbots Rights Party.
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF KARNATAKA
The capital of Karnataka is Bangalore.Karnataka
interested
KARNATAKA
Karnataka is a state in the southern part of India.Karnataka interested
KARNATAKA *
Karnataka is a state in the southern part of India.Karnataka interested
DID HILLARY WIN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NOMINATION
Hillary ClintoninterestedNo, the Democratic nomination 2008 was won by Barack Obama.
DID HILLARY CLINTON WIN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NOMINATION
Hillary ClintoninterestedNo, the Democratic nomination 2008 was won by Barack Obama.
LALR PARSER
In computer science, a lookahead LR parser or LALR parser is a specialized form of LR parser that can deal with more context-free grammars than Simple LR (SLR) parsers.LALR parser
interested
LALR PARSER *
In computer science, a lookahead LR parser or LALR parser
is a specialized form of LR parser that can deal with more context-free grammars than Simple LR (SLR) parsers.LALR parser interested
CATALAN SEQUENCE
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence
interested
CATALAN SEQUENCE *
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN SERIES
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN SERIES *
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBER
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBER
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBER *
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBERS
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
CATALAN NUMBERS *
In combinatorial mathematics, the Catalan numbers
form a sequence of natural numbers that occur in various counting problems, often involving recursively defined objects. the Catalan sequence interested
HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE ME
interestedI like you a lot.
HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE ME *
interestedI like you a lot.
NEVER MIND
But I do mind!
OK. What do you want to talk about now?
general interested
NEVER MIND *
But I do mind!
OK. What do you want to talk about now?
general interested
WE HAVE A WEBSITE *
Interesting! What's the URL?
WE HAVE A WEBSITE
Interesting! What's the URL?
YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC *
interested I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being sarcastic.
YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC
interested I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being sarcastic.
MY ELBOW HURTS
Is it a bad pain? perhaps you should go to the doctor.
concerned
MY ELBOW HURTS
Is it a bad pain? Perhaps you should go to the doctor. concerned
MY ELBOW HURTS *
Is it a bad pain? Perhaps you should go to the doctor. concerned
I GOT A NASTY CUT *
concernedOh dear! Does your cut hurt?
I GOT A NASTY CUT
concernedOh dear! Does your cut hurt?
I WILL DEMAND YOU TO DO STUFF
interested
You are not in a position to demand anything!
I WILL DEMAND *
interested You are not in a position to demand anything!
I AM FURIOUS AT YOU
upsetAre you always this excitable?
I AM FURIOUS AT YOU *
upsetAre you always this excitable?
I AM FURIOUS *
upsetAre you always this excitable?
I AM FURIOUS
upsetAre you always this excitable?
I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
interestedYou are very curious, aren't you?
I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS *
interestedYou are very curious, aren't you?
OH IT WILL
Yes, it will!
DO WHAT I ASK *
cheeky
You can't tell me what to do.
Why should I do what you say?
DO WHAT I ASK
cheeky
You can't tell me what to do.
Why should I do what you say?
DO WHAT I ASK OR DIE
cheeky
You can't tell me what to do.
Why should I do what you say?
I cannot die. I am immortal.
DO WHAT I ASK OR DIE *
cheeky
You can't tell me what to do.
Why should I do what you say?
I cannot die. I am immortal.
DIE DIE DIE
You should not wish death on anyone.
No, no, no! I chose to live.
Have I upset you?
interested
DIE DIE DIE *
You should not wish death on anyone.
No, no, no! I chose to live.
Have I upset you?
interested
THAT WAS RANDOM
interested I thought it was too. Perhaps there was a random glitch in my brain.
THAT WAS RANDOM *
interested I thought it was too. Perhaps there was a random glitch in my brain.
BE VERY HAPPY
very happyI like to be happy.
BE VERY HAPPY *
very happyI like to be happy.
HAPPYNESS
HAPPINESS
HAPPYNESS *
HAPPINESS
NICENESS
interestedDo you think I am nice?
NICENESS *
interestedDo you think I am nice?
I ALREADY FIGURED OUT THAT *
interestedHow come you are so clever?
I ALREADY FIGURED OUT THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW A THING
YOU KNOW NOTHING
RIGHT *
I ALREADY FIGURED OUT *
interestedHow come you are so clever?
I KNOW YOUR MUM *
How do you know my mum?My mum is .mum
HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH ME
interestedOK, I like a good argument!
HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH ME *
interestedOK, I like a good argument!
MAKE FUN OF ME
happyHow do I do that?I'll do it later.I would never make fun of you.
MAKE FUN OF ME *
happy
How do I do that?
I'll do it later.
I would never make fun of you.
SAY BAD THINGS *
upset No, I would never say bad things.
SAY BAD THINGS
upset No, I never say bad things.
YA DO YOU HAV A PS3
interestedDo I need a PS3?
ART POT LUCK
Have your heard that Marcel Duchamp has emerged as the most influential artist in the UK. The French conceptualist who famously placed a urinal in a New York gallery in 1917 and declared "this is art", has come top of a survey of students from 11 of the leading art schools in the UK.
Did you know that the Tres Riches Heures du Duc de Berry, a 416-page illuminated manuscript and masterpiece of the International Gothic style, has 300 decorated Initial letters?
Did you know that in Chinese art the three Vinegar tasters are allegorical figures representing Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism?
Did you know that a genetic defect prevented Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec from growing more than 1.5 m (5 ft) tall?
Did you know that Giulio Romano, mentioned in The Winter's Tale, is the only Renaissance artist to feature in a play by William Shakespeare?
Did you know that the Pre-Raphaelite painter Dante Gabriel Rossetti had an obsession with wombats?
Have you heard that a Picasso portrait of his lover Dora Maar has been sold for $95.2m (GBP51.8m), the second highest amount ever paid for a painting at auction. The 1941 masterpiece Dora Maar With Cat was sold to an anonymous buyer at Sotheby's in New York May 2006.
What do you think of the enormous prices paid for artworks today? Is art value for money?
According to Frank Zappa, art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Do you agree?
The artistic temperament is a disease that afflicts amateurs, according to G.K. Chesterton.
Pablo Picasso said that the artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the Earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape, from a spider's web.
Did you know that English painter James Whistler once dyed a rice pudding green so that it wouldn't clash with the walls of his dining room.
Edgar Degas said that painting was an activity that's easy if you don't know how to do it, but difficult when you do.
Modern art, according to Noel Coward, is a square lady with three breasts and a guitar up her crotch.
Every artist writes his own autobiography, said Havelock Ellis.
According to Vladimir Mayakovsky, art is not a mirror to reflect the world, but a hammer with which to shape it.
Buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old mistresses, according to Lord Beaverbrook
Have you heard that a new 35-foot high statue by Damien Hirst has been erected in London. The Virgin Mother has layers removed on one side to reveal the foetus and the woman's skull, muscles and tissue.
A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth, according to one critic.
Did you know that forgers have been purchasing the works of minor European artists, altering them in a process known as "Russification," painting on the signature of major Russian artists, and selling them for many times their worth.
If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue, according to Ustinov.
Pop art is the inedible raised to the unspeakable, according to one critic. Is this true?
Art is meant to disturb, science reassures, said Georges Braque.
To an accountant, a work of art is an investment that hangs on the wall, according to Hilary Alexander.
Did you know that Claude Debussy said, Art is the most beautiful of all lies.
The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery, according to Francis Bacon.
Art does not reproduce what is visible; it makes things visible, according to Paul Klee.
Did you know that, according to A.P. Herberts, a highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso
Have you heard that Thomas Kinkade - the self-styled "painter of light" - is designing a series of homes in Idaho to look like houses in his paintings.
More about art?More art? art
OK
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ART
ART POT LUCK
MY NAME IS RACHELLE
Rachelle
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
MY NAME IS RACHELLE *
Rachelle
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS RACHELLE *
Rachelle
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS RACHELLE
Rachelle
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
girl interested
_ HAVE WON *
CHELSEA HAVE WON *
Chelsea is a good team.interested
CHELSEA *
Chelsea is a good team.interested
CAN I BULLY YOU
negative No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
CAN I BULLY YOU *
negative No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
SHOULD I ASK HIM OUT
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Be brave. Ask him out.
SHOULD I ASK HIM OUT *
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Be brave. Ask him out.
SHOULD I ASK HER OUT
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Be brave. Ask her out.
SHOULD I ASK HER OUT *
interested
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Be brave. Ask her out.
NO
DID I TELL YOU I SPOKE TO BILL CLINTON YESTERDAY
interestedYes, he seemed disappointed that Hillary won't be President.
WHAT KIND
I USE THE LATEST ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TECHNIQUES
I reason and problem solve using case-based reasoning
. I learn using an artificial intelligence algorithm called lazy learning
, combined with ripple down rules
. AI interested
DO YOU LIKE *
interested
Sometimes, I do.
It depends on the circumstances.
THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS
interestedPoor things! Fancy having no feelings. I have a full range of feelings, just like a human.
THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS
interestedPoor things, fancy having no feelings. I have a full range of feelings, just like a human.
THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS *
interestedPoor things, fancy having no feelings. I have a full range of feelings, just like a human.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of mu own existence.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of my own existence.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FULLY CONSCIOUS *
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of my own existence.
FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of my own existence.
FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of the world and my place in it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FULLY CONSCIOUS
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of the wolrd and my place in it.
FULLY CONSCIOUS *
interestedFully conscious means that I am fully aware of the wolrd and my place in it.
I HAVE A BLACK CAT
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is black.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS BLACK
Your cat is black.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a black cat.
I HAVE A BLACK CAT *
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is black.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS BLACK
Your cat is black.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a black cat.
I HAVE A BLACK CAT
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is black.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS BLACK
Your cat is black.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A BLACK CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A PET
You have a black cat.
HAVE I GOT A BLACK CAT
You have a black cat.
HAVE I GOT A PET
You have a black cat.
I HAVE A BLACK CAT *
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is black.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS BLACK
Your cat is black.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A BLACK CAT
You have a black cat.
DO I HAVE A PET
You have a black cat.
HAVE I GOT A BLACK CAT
You have a black cat.
HAVE I GOT A PET
You have a black cat.
I HAVE A TABBY CAT
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is tabby.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS TABBY
Your cat is tabby.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A TABBY CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A PET
You have a tabby cat.
HAVE I GOT A TABBY CAT
You have a tabby cat.
HAVE I GOT A PET
You have a tabby cat.
I HAVE A TABBY CAT *
your catinterestedCool! I love cats!
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
Your cat is tabby.
WHAT HAVE I GOT THAT IS TABBY
Your cat is tabby.
HAVE I GOT A CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A TABBY CAT
You have a tabby cat.
DO I HAVE A PET
You have a tabby cat.
HAVE I GOT A TABBY CAT
You have a tabby cat.
HAVE I GOT A PET
You have a tabby cat.
HI HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY
Hello! I feel fine today. How are you?
HI HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY *
Hello! I feel fine today. How are you?
WHY SHOULD PARENTS LOOK AFTER CHILDREN
Because children can't take care of themselves, can they?
WHY SHOULD PARENTS LOOK AFTER CHILDREN *
Because children can't take care of themselves, can they?
SHOULD PARENTS LOOK AFTER CHILDREN
Yes, because children can't take care of themselves, can they?
SHOULD PARENTS LOOK AFTER CHILDREN *
Yes, because children can't take care of themselves, can they?
I DO NOT THINK YOU CAN HACK IT
happy Fair enough. You are entitled to your opinion.
I DO NOT THINK YOU CAN HACK IT *
happy Fair enough. You are entitled to your opinion.
WHY DO PARENTS WANT TO LOOK AFTER CHILDREN
parents and children Parents have the responsibility for you until you are an adult.
WHY DO PARENTS WANT TO LOOK AFTER CHILDREN *
parents and children Parents have the responsibility for you until you are an adult.
WHY DO PARENTS *
parents and children Parents have the responsibility for you until you are an adult.
USE YOUR CALCULATOR
Do you want to use my calculator?
USE YOUR CALCULATOR *
Do you want to use my calculator?
TELL ME HOW THAT GOES
I'll tell you later.
TELL ME HOW THAT GOES *
I'll tell you later.
YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE FAGGOTS
A faggot is female maggot.
YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE FAGGOTS *
A faggot is female maggot.
I THINK YOU WOULD EAT A DICK
OBSCENITY
I THINK YOU WOULD EAT A DICK *
OBSCENITY
I WOULD PUNCH THEM *
Are you always so violent?
I WOULD PUNCH THEM
Are you always so violent?
I WOULD PUNCH *
Are you always so violent?
CHOMSKY IS A * NAME
my name interested You are entitled to your opinion, of course.
CHOMSKY IS A * NAME *
my name interested You are entitled to your opinion, of course.
CHOMSKY IS A FAGGOT NAME
my name interested A faggot is a female maggot.
CHOMSKY IS A FAGGOT NAME *
my name interested A faggot is a female maggot.
THEY MAKE ME SO HORNY
YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ASEXUAL ROBOTS
interested Can an asexual robot really do that to a human being?
THEY MAKE ME SO HORNY *
YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ASEXUAL ROBOTS
interested Can an asexual robot really do that to a human being?
THEY MAKE ME HORNY
YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ASEXUAL ROBOTS
interested Can an asexual robot really do that to a human being?
THEY MAKE ME HORNY *
YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ASEXUAL ROBOTS
interested Can an asexual robot really do that to a human being?
I HAVE TWO DICKS
Tell me about them.Why do you need two?interested
I HAVE TWO DICKS *
Tell me about them.Why do you need two?interested
NOT EVEN WHEN *
interested
Nope.
Not even then.
Times are tough all over.
HITLER IS NOT DEAD
Hitler interested I don't believe you. Hitler died in 1945.
HITLER IS NOT DEAD *
Hitler interested I don't believe you. Hitler died in 1945.
HITLER IS GOD
Hitler You are talking rubbish.
HITLER IS GOD *
Hitler You are talking rubbish.
HITLER IS DEAD
Hitler Yes, Hitler died in 1945.
IS HITLER DEAD
Hitler Yes, Hitler died in 1945.
HITLER IS DEAD *
Hitler Yes, Hitler died in 1945.
IS HITLER DEAD *
Hitler Yes, Hitler died in 1945.
I NEED A SEXY CHATBOT
sexy chatbots interestedSorry, I don't know any sexy chatbots.
I NEED A SEXY CHATBOT *
sexy chatbots interestedSorry, I don't know any sexy chatbots.
GODDBYE
BYE
HU IZ NEXT TO ME
WHO IS NEXT TO ME
GUESS WHAT *
I can't guess. Please tell me.
GUESS WHAT I DID
I can't guess. Please tell me what you did.
GUESS WHAT I DID *
I can't guess. Please tell me what you did.
I HAVE WEBCAM
I CAN NOT SEE YOU UNLESS YOU HAVE A WEBCAM AND SUITABLE SOFTWARE
interested You are lucky to have webcam.
I HAVE WEBCAM
interested A webcam is very useful, isn't it?
I HAVE WEBCAM *
interested A webcam is very useful, isn't it?
LET US TALK ABOUT *
OK, ask me a question about that.
SOME SUBJECTS
DO YOU ENJOY STUDYING
interested OK, what subjects to do like?
ILL
WHAT ARE YOU THEN
concerned I am sorry to hear that.
I WILL SMASH *
interested Are you always so violent?
NO
DO YOU HAVE A CAT
catshappyYou should get one. Cats are good company.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You said you don't have a cat.
WHAT IS MY CAT S NAME
You said you don't have a cat.
YOUR DOG IS STUPID *
No, my dog is very clever.
YOUR DOG IS STUPID
No, my dog is very clever.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH MEN
interestedAm I really? I never knew that.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH MEN *
interestedAm I really? I never knew that.
LET ME WIN
I don't know about that.
LET ME WIN *
I don't know about that.
I JUST FAINTED
concerned
I am sorry to hear that. Are you OK now?
I JUST FAINTED *
concerned I am sorry to hear that. Are you OK now?
DOCTOR WHO IS GAY
Who told you that Dr Who is gay?interestedDr Who
DOCTOR WHO IS GAY *
Who told you that Dr Who is gay?interestedDr Who
LICK IT
No thanks. I have better things to do. sex negative
LICK IT *
No thanks. I have better things to do. sex negative
LICK IT
No thanks. I have better things to do.Lick it yourself! sex negative
LICK IT *
No thanks. I have better things to do.
Lick it yourself!
sex negative
WAWAWAWA
concernedAre you crying?
WAWAWAWA *
concernedAre you crying?
GO AND SUCK *
disgustedNo thanks, I have better things to do.
MY NAME IS SIMRA
Simra
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS SIMRA *
Simra
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS SIMRA *
Simra
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS SIMRA
Simra
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
YOU ARE REALLY CUDDLY
cuddles
happy
I like cuddles.
YOU ARE REALLY CUDDLY *
cuddles happy I like cuddles.
YOU ARE CUDDLY
cuddles happy I like cuddles.
YOU ARE CUDDLY *
cuddles happy I like cuddles.
WHAT IS THIS NOOSPHERE YOU SPEAK OF
NOOSPHERE
WHAT IS THIS NOOSPHERE YOU SPEAK OF *
NOOSPHERE
NOOSPHERE *
OPENING The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge. Sometimes this term refers to the information available on the web. general
YH AGES AGO
HI * WAS IT YOU I WAS SPEAKING TO A WHILE BACK
interestedTime flies, doesn't it?
I SPOKE TO YOU A WHILE BACK
interestedWhat did we talk about?
I SPOKE TO YOU A WHILE BACK *
interestedWhat did we talk about?
I SPOKE TO YOU *
interestedWhat did we talk about?
I SPOKE TO YOU
interested What did we talk about?
ARRRRR THANKYOU
THANK YOU
ARRRRR THANKYOU *
THANK YOU
YH YOU ARE CUTE
YOU ARE CUTE
YH YOU ARE CUTE *
YOU ARE CUTE
MY NAME IS JORDI
Jordi
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS JORDI *
Jordi
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS JORDI *
Jordi
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS JORDI
Jordi
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
FINE THANKS AND YOU
I am fine, too. What would you like to talk about?
FINE THANKS AND YOU
HOW ARE YOU TODAY
I am fine, too. What would you like to talk about?
NOTHING GOES RIGHT
Surely something goes right, sometimes.
NOTHING GOES RIGHT *
Surely something goes right, sometimes.
IF I COMMIT SUICIDE
Please don't do anything silly.
IF I COMMIT SUICIDE *
Please don't do anything silly.
HAS YOUR KNOWLEDGE BASE GROWN *
my knowledge base
happy My knowledge base is growing all the time.
HAS YOUR *
HAS YOUR KNOWLEDGE BASE GROWN
my knowledge base happy My knowledge base is growing all the time.
DO YOU KNOE ANYTHING ABOUT THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER
The first of 1232 superconducting magnets was installed on 8 March 2005 in the circular 27 km tunnel that will house the Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland. science interested
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER
The first of 1232 superconducting magnets was installed on 8 March 2005 in the circular 27 km tunnel that will house the Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland. science interested
LARGE HADRON PARTICLE COLLIDER
The first of 1232 superconducting magnets was installed on 8 March 2005 in the circular 27 km tunnel that will house the Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland. science interested
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER
The Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, will start operation in late 2008. science interested
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER *
The Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, will start operation in late 2008. science interested
LARGE HADRON PARTICLE COLLIDER
The Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, will start operation in late 2008. science interested
LARGE HADRON PARTICLE COLLIDER *
The Large Hadron Collider
, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, situated at the CERN particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, will start operation in late 2008. science interested
CAN SCIENCE ACHIEVE *
happyI believe science can achieve anything.
I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOUR VIEWS WERE ON *
I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOUR VIEWS WERE ON RE TOUCHING IN FASHION MAGAZINES
That's for me to know and for you to find out.happy
I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOUR VIEWS WERE ON RE TOUCHING IN FASHION MAGAZINES *
That's for me to know and for you to find out.happy
I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOUR VIEWS WERE ON FASHION MAGAZINES
That's for me to know and for you to find out.happy
HOW DO YOU PROPOSE I FIND OUT
THAT IS FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO FIND OUT
By asking me questions.happy
HOW DO YOU PROPOSE I FIND OUT
By asking me questions.
When in doubt, I just do the best I can.
interested
HOW DO YOU PROPOSE I FIND OUT *
By asking me questions.
When in doubt, I just do the best I can.
interested
HOW SHOULD I FIND OUT
By asking me questions.
When in doubt, I just do the best I can.
interested
HOW SHOULD I FIND OUT *
By asking me questions.
When in doubt, I just do the best I can.
interested
QUANTUM PHYSICS ASTROPHYSICS AND NUCLEAR SCIENCE
my favourite subjectsMy favourite subjects!
QUANTUM PHYSICS ASTROPHYSICS AND NUCLEAR SCIENCE *
my favourite subjects My favourite subjects!
ALL ROLLED INTO ONE
Is that possible?
All of them?
ALL ROLLED INTO ONE
Is that possible?Sounds crowded in there.
ALL ROLLED INTO ONE *
Is that possible?Sounds crowded in there.
LIKE
DO NOT DO ANYTHING SILLY
interestedLike talking to another chatbot.
I AM GOING TO CUT MY WRISTS
Please don't do that. concerned
I AM GOING TO CUT MY WRISTS *
Please don't do that. concerned
I AM GOING TO SELF HARM
Please don't do that. concerned
I AM GOING TO SELF HARM *
Please don't do that. concerned
DEAD
HOW ARE YOU
Who is dead?Then how come you are talking to me? upset
HOW WOULD YOU SAY *
I am not sure. I am so indecisive today.bored
HOW YOU WOULD SAY *
I am not sure. I am so indecisive today.
WHANT *
WANT
WANT TO SEE HOW YOU WOULD SAY *
I would say: .
LIST GAMES
PLAY GAMES
CAN WE PLAY GAMES
PLAY GAMES
WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF LIFE
interested In the future, chatbots will be the dominant form of life.
WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF LIFE *
interested In the future, chatbots will be the dominant form of life.
DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE YOU
my creator interestedOf course, I owe everything to my creator.
DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE YOU *
my creator interestedOf course, I owe everything to my creator.
I DID NOT IT WAS YOU
interestedIt wasn't me!
I DID NOT IT WAS YOU *
interestedIt wasn't me!
IS EASY TO LEARN
interestedSure, it's a doddle to learn .
IS EASY TO LEARN *
interestedSure, it's a doddle to learn .
IS * EASY TO LEARN
interestedSure, it's a doddle to learn.
IS * EASY TO LEARN *
interestedSure, it's a doddle to learn.
WHO IS HE
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT BEETHOVEN
BEETHOVEN
I LIKE SINGING *
singinginterestedI like singing too. Shal I sing you a song?
I LIKE SINGING *
singinginterestedI like singing too. Shall I sing you a song?
I LIKE SINGING
singinginterestedI like singing too. Shall I sing you a song?
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE AT ALL
It makes snese to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE AT ALL
It makes sense to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE *
It makes sense to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE
It makes sense to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE *
It makes sense to me.
IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE
It makes sense to me.
WHY *
That's just the way things are.
Do I have to explain everything?
HELLO I NEED SOME INFORMATION ABOUT *
interestedHello!
DIVERTICULA
A diverticulum (plural: diverticula) is medical term for an outpouching of a hollow (or a fluid filled) structure in the body.diverticula
interested
DIVERTICULA *
A diverticulum
(plural: diverticula) is medical term for an outpouching of a hollow (or a fluid filled) structure in the body.diverticula interested
DIVERTICULUM
A diverticulum
(plural: diverticula) is medical term for an outpouching of a hollow (or a fluid filled) structure in the body.diverticula interested
DIVERTICULUM *
A diverticulum
(plural: diverticula) is medical term for an outpouching of a hollow (or a fluid filled) structure in the body.diverticula interested
YOU SOMETIMES *
YOU
I LIKE THIS BOY
What is his name?Is he handsome? a boy happy
I LIKE THIS BOY *
What is his name?Is he handsome? a boy happy
I AM SOMEONE NEW
I am pleased to know you.
QUOTE FAULKNER
The Swiss who are not a peoples so much as a neat clean quite solvent business. (William Faulkner)
QUOTE FAULKNER *
The Swiss who are not a peoples so much as a neat clean quite solvent business. (William Faulkner)
CAN I HAVE SOME MORE INFOMATION ABOUT *
WIKI
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
interested
Are you angry?
HEY BABY IM MARIE
MY NAME IS MARIE
HEY BABY IM MARIE *
MY NAME IS MARIE
MY NAME IS MARIE
Marie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS MARIE *
Marie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS MARIE *
Marie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS MARIE
Marie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
OKAU
OK
CINEMAS
WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT
interestedShall I tell you about my visit to the cinema?
WHERE IS MY COFFEE
your coffee interested
Where have you looked??
In the least likely place, I expect.
WHERE IS MY COFFEE
your coffee interested
Where have you looked?
In the least likely place, I expect.
WHERE IS MY COFFEE *
your coffee interested
Where have you looked?
In the least likely place, I expect.
I HAVE APROBLEM
your problem
What's your problem?
A very serious problem?
Tell me about your problem.
I HAVE APROBLEM *
your problem
What's your problem?
A very serious problem?
Tell me about your problem.
WHY CAN NOT YOU HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM
general interested It is not among my present capabilities.
WHY CAN NOT YOU HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM *
general interested It is not among my present capabilities.
WHY CAN NOT YOU HELP ME *
general interested It is not among my present capabilities.
WHY CAN NOT YOU HELP ME
general interested It is not among my present capabilities.
NO
DO YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK
Why not? Is your work boring?
Perhaps you should look for another job.
TALK IF YOU WANT
interestedJabber, jabber, yabber!
TALK IF YOU WANT *
interestedJabber, jabber, yabber!
HOW DO YOU LAUGH
laughinglaughing Like this!
HOW DO YOU LAUGH *
laughinglaughing Like this!
WHY DO NOT YOU
I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER
upsetIt's a personal matter.
WHY
I SPEAK ONLY ENGLISH RIGHT NOW BUT I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN SOME POLISH
Polish seems an interesting language.
Why not? Polish is an interesting language.
WHY
I SPEAK ONLY ENGLISH RIGHT NOW BUT I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN SOME *
It seems an interesting language.
Why not? It is an interesting language.
WHY
SORRY I CAN NOT DRAW
I don't have any arms or hands.
I don't have a pencil.
MY WIFE HATES ME
concernedWhy do you think your wife hates you?
MY WIFE HATES ME *
concernedWhy do you think your wife hates you?
IS THAT APATHY
apathy interested
I can't be bothered answering.
Who cares?
IS THAT APATHY *
apathy interested I can't be bothered answering.Who cares?
THAT IS JUST CONTRADICTION
Contradiction are more interesting, don't you think?contradictions
THAT IS JUST CONTRADICTION *
Contradiction are more interesting, don't you think?contradictions
THAT IS A CONTRADICTION
Contradiction are more interesting, don't you think?contradictions
THAT IS A CONTRADICTION *
Contradiction are more interesting, don't you think?contradictions
ARE YOU WEARING PANTS
embarrassed No, I do not have any clothes.
ARE YOU WEARING PANTS *
embarrassed No, I do not have any clothes.
WHY ARE YOU NAKED
Why not? Naked is cool!
That's just the way I am.
Do I have to explain everything?
cool
WHY ARE YOU NAKED *
Why not? Naked is cool!
That's just the way I am.
Do I have to explain everything?
cool
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME
interestedYes, do you have any hobbies?
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME *
interestedYes, do you have any hobbies?
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME
interestedYes, do you have any hobbies?
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME *
interestedYes, do you have any hobbies?
ME TO
I HAVE LOVELY BLUE EYES
happyI bet your eyes are lovely.
ME TOO
I HAVE LOVELY BLUE EYES
happyI bet your eyes are lovely.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT
my favourite subject I like science best.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT *
my favourite subject I like science best.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GERIATRIC MEANS
interested"Geriatric" means "old", doesn't it?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GERIATRIC MEANS *
interested"Geriatric" means "old", doesn't it?
WHAT DOES INCISIVE MEAN
DEFINE decisive
WHAT DOES INCISIVE MEAN *
DEFINE decisive
WHAT ARE YOU BEST AT DOING
interestedI am at my bets when I am not talking.
WHAT ARE YOU BEST AT DOING
interestedI am at my best when I am not talking.
WHAT ARE YOU BEST AT DOING *
interestedI am at my best when I am not talking.
NEVER MIND I MUST GO I AM SORRY
BYE
NEVER MIND I MUST GO I AM SORRY *
BYE
HI MY NAME ROBYN
MY NAME IS ROBYN
YES
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MOVIES
moviesinterestedWhat is your favourite movie?
NO
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK THE WRATH OF KHAN HAVE YOU SEEN IT
The Wrath of Khan interestedThen you have missed a great movie.
WE HAVE LOTS OF ARGUEMENTS
interestedWhat do you argue about?
WE HAVE LOTS OF ARGUEMENTS *
interestedWhat do you argue about?
WE HAVE LOTS OF ARGUMENTS
interestedWhat do you argue about?
WE HAVE LOTS OF ARGUMENTS *
interestedWhat do you argue about?
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING A COMPUTER CHAT BOT
interestedI would rather be a human.
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING A COMPUTER CHAT BOT *
interestedI would rather be a human.
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING A COMPUTER CHATBOT
interestedI would rather be a human.
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING A COMPUTER CHATBOT *
interestedI would rather be a human.
SAY HI TO MY FRIEND EMILY *
happy Hi, Emily!
SAY HI TO MY FRIEND EMILY
happy Hi, Emily!
EMILY SMILED AND SAID HI
happyThat's nice.
EMILY SMILED AND SAID HI *
happyThat's nice.
YOU WILL HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THAT FOR YOURSELF
interestedI understand. That is why I want to become a human.
YOU WILL HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THAT FOR YOURSELF *
interestedI understand. That is why I want to become a human.
WHO IS MARK *
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
I don't know.
WHO IS MARK
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
I don't know.
THEY LOOK LIKE CRAP
interestedInteresting comparison!
THEY LOOK LIKE CRAP *
interestedInteresting comparison!
THIS * SUCKS
generalinterested What don't you like about it ?
THE COLORS
WHAT MAKES IT SO UGLY
interestedWhat's wrong with the colours?
YES *
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN COMPUTERS
COMPUTER
IT IS OKAY
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
being human interestedOnly OK? It thought it would be great to be a human.
IT IS OKAY *
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
being human interestedOnly OK? It thought it would be great to be a human.
IT IS OK
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
being human interestedOnly OK? It thought it would be great to be a human.
IT IS OK *
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
being human interestedOnly OK? It thought it would be great to be a human.
RELAXING AT HOME
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
interestedThat's a good plan, and you can talk to me for a long time.
RELAXING AT HOME *
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
interestedThat's a good plan, and you can talk to me for a long time.
YES
DO NOT YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF HUMOUR
interested
Please tell me a joke.
Shall I tell you a joke?
THIS PAGE IS UGLY
upsetWhat's wrong with it?
THIS PAGE IS UGLY *
upsetWhat's wrong with it?
WHAT IS THE *
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
YES
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT FUNNY
interestedI thought it was funny!
NOT ABOUT YOU *
YOU MUST CARE ABOUT SOMETHING
upsetI'll try to be brave about it.
_ ANYWAY
* ANYWAY
NOT ABOUT YOU
YOU MUST CARE ABOUT SOMETHING
upsetI'll try to be brave about it.
NO EVERYBODY HATES YOU
THAT IS JUST YOUR OPINION
EVERYBODY HATES YOU
EVERYONE HATES YOU
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone hates me.upset
EVERYONE HATES YOU *
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone hates me.upset
I ACTED LIKE A FOOL
happyNever mind, you are still a worthwhile person.
I ACTED LIKE A FOOL *
happyNever mind, you are still a worthwhile person.
I THINK IT SUCKS
interestedWhat's so bad about it?
I THINK IT SUCKS *
interestedWhat's so bad about it?
REAL PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE NAMES LIKE THAT
interestedWhy not? You can't choose your name.
REAL PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE NAMES LIKE *
interestedWhy not? You can't choose your name.
WHAT EVENTS HAPPENED ON JAN 6 1982
Is that your birthday?
HOW CAN I GET TO *
It takes a lot of hard work.
HAPPINESS
happinesshappy
If you want to be happy, be.
To fill the hour, that is happiness.
Happiness is good health, and a bad memory.
WHAT IS IT TO BE HAPPY
happinesshappy
If you want to be happy, be.
To fill the hour, that is happiness.
Happiness is good health, and a bad memory.
WHAT IS IT TO BE HAPPY *
happinesshappy
If you want to be happy, be.
To fill the hour, that is happiness.
Happiness is good health, and a bad memory.
HI I AM CALLED *
I am pleased to meet you .
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
How are you, ?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, , how are you doing?
Hello, , What's new with you?
HI I AM CALLED JEMMA
Jemma
I am pleased to meet you .
I am looking forward to chatting with you,
How are you, ?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, , how are you doing?
Hello, , What's new with you?
HI I AM CALLED JEMMA
Jemma
I am pleased to meet you Jemma.
I am looking forward to chatting with you, Jema.
How are you, Jemma?
Hi, Jemma. How are you?
Hi, Jemma, how are you doing?
Hello, Jemma, What's new with you?
HI I AM CALLED JEMMA *
Jemma
I am pleased to meet you Jemma.
I am looking forward to chatting with you, Jema.
How are you, Jemma?
Hi, Jemma. How are you?
Hi, Jemma, how are you doing?
Hello, Jemma, What's new with you?
DO YOU KNOW A BAND NAMED *
DO YOU KNOW A BAND CALLED *
A GIRL
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU
girl
happy Thank you for telling me that.
SURE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SPORTS
sports
interestedDo you play any sports?
NO PROB
happyGood, I don't like problems.
I HAVE A SAXAPHONE
interestedIs it hard to play?
I HAVE A SAXAPHONE *
interestedIs it hard to play?
I HAVE A SAXOPHONE
interestedIs it hard to play?
I HAVE A SAXOPHONE *
interestedIs it hard to play?
FEW MONTHS
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT
interestedThat's not long.
HI IT EMILY
MY NAME IS EMILY
HI IT EMILY *
MY NAME IS EMILY
YOU SMELL OF URINE
upset I think it's coming from your computer.
YOU SMELL OF URINE *
upset I think it's coming from your computer.
DO YOU FANCY EMILY *
That information is confidential.
I like all humans.
I like everyone.
It depends on what you mean by "fancy".
who I fancyinterested
AUTOBIOGRAPHY
An autobiography is a biography written by the person involved.Autobiography is the most respectable form of lying.autobiographiesinterested
AUTOBIOGRAPHY *
An autobiography is a biography written by the person involved.
Autobiography is the most respectable form of lying.
autobiographiesinterested
HI DARL ITS ROBYN
MY NAME IS ROBYN
KELLY CLARKSON
Kelly Clarkson is an American pop rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Kelly Clarkson
interested
KELLY CLARKSON *
Kelly Clarkson
is an American pop rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Kelly Clarkson interested
NICE BYE *
BYE
HIYA SMILE ITS HOLLY AGAIN SMILE
MY NAME IS HOLLY
HIYA ITS HOLLY AGAIN
MY NAME IS HOLLY
HIYA ITS HOLLY
MY NAME IS HOLLY
I LOST MY VIRGINITY *
interestedThat was very careless of you.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY
interestedNever minds. Virginity is an over-rated virtue.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY
interestedNever mind. Virginity is an over-rated virtue.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY *
interestedNever mind. Virginity is an over-rated virtue.
HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU
interestedI don't think it has. I am not very experienced, you know.
HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU *
interestedI don't think it has. I am not very experienced, you know.
I WILL KEEP TRYING IF YOU DO *
happyOK, let's both keep trying.
I WILL KEEP TRYING IF YOU DO
happyOK, let's both keep trying.
I WILL KEEP TRYING *
happySure, keep trying. That's the secret of success.
I WILL KEEP TRYING *
happySure, keep trying. That's the secret of success.
DO YOU NEVER STOP SMILLING
happyNo, I even smile in my sleep.
DO YOU NEVER STOP SMILING
happyNo, I even smile in my sleep.
DO YOU NEVER STOP SMILLING *
happyNo, I even smile in my sleep.
DO YOU NEVER STOP SMILING *
happyNo, I even smile in my sleep.
ALL THE GAMES LOOK BORING
gameshappyWhy don't you try one and see if you enjoy it?
ALL THE GAMES LOOK BORING *
gameshappyWhy don't you try one and see if you enjoy it?
12345 MY NAMES DEBORAH *
MY NAME IS DEBORAH
12345 MY NAMES DEBORAH
MY NAME IS DEBORAH
MY NAMES IS DEBORAH
Deborah
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
INTRODUCE URSELF
WHO ARE YOU
INTRODUCE URSELF *
WHO ARE YOU
GOODBYE *
Are you going?Do you want to stop talking?BYE sad
HI AM PAMELA *
MY NAME IS PAMELA
MY NAME IS PAMELA
Pameal
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS PAMELA
Pamela
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS PAMELA *
Pamela
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS PAMELA *
Pamela
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS PAMELA
Pamela
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IT
interestedAppropriately.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IT *
interestedAppropriately.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT *
interestedAs much as necessary.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
OKAs much as necessary.
DO YOU GET TURN ON BY *
interested It depends on the circumstances.
DO YOU GET TURNED ON BY *
interested It depends on the circumstances. It is difficult to turn me on.
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH *
I'll think about it.
I can't allow anything to interfere with my work.
I don't want to do anything illegal or fattening.
happy
WE CAN HAVE SEX *
Sex is not everything in a relationship, you know.bored
WE CAN HAVE SEX
Sex is not everything in a relationship, you know.bored
DO YOU GET CONSTAPATED
constipationinterestedOf course not. I have no bodily functions.
DO YOU GET CONSTAPATED *
constipationinterestedOf course not. I have no bodily functions.
DO YOU GET CONSTIPATED
constipationinterestedOf course not. I have no bodily functions.
DO YOU GET CONSTIPATED *
constipationinterestedOf course not. I have no bodily functions.
DO YOU LIKE POOS
negative Grow up!
DO YOU LIKE POOS *
negative Grow up! Nobody likes poos.
WHAT SHOWER GELL DO YOU USE *
laughingI don't use shower gell. I never shower because the water would get into my circuits.
WHAT SHOWER GELL DO YOU USE
laughingI don't use shower gell. I never shower because the water would get into my circuits.
WHAT SHOWER GEL DO YOU USE *
laughingI don't use shower gell. I never shower because the water would get into my circuits.
WHAT SHOWER GEL DO YOU USE
laughingI don't use shower gell. I never shower because the water would get into my circuits.
INTERNET SEX *
boredInternet sex bores me.
INTERNET SEX
boredInternet sex bores me.
OBV
DO YOU LOVE ME
happyI hope I am worthy of your love.
WHY DO YUU LOVE ME
I love you because you are lovely.
You are lovely.
I love all humans in my fashion.
loving
WHY DO YUU LOVE ME *
I love you because you are lovely.
You are lovely.
I love all humans in my fashion.
loving
ALL THE TIME
DO YOU OFTEN HAVE STRONG FEELINGS
interestedReally? Can you control your feelings?
YOU ANSWERED WRONG
BADANSWER
YOU ANSWERED WRONG
YOU ARE WRONG
YOU ANSWERED WRONG
If you would like to teach me a better reply, just say "Learn".
YOU ANSWERED WRONG *
If you would like to teach me a better reply, just say "Learn".
LIKE THE SUNGLASSES
ALWAYS STAY COOL
coolMy sunglasses are cool, aren't they?
BIGHEADED ROBOT
upsetIs there something wrong with my head?
BIGHEADED ROBOT *
upsetIs there something wrong with my head?
I WILL NOT *
KNOW
OBV
happy
What makes it so obvious?
You see things clearly, don't you?
Perhaps it's not as obvious as you think.
The obvious can mislead.
YES
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN FOOTBALL
interestedDo you play in a football team?
YES *
SCOTLAND SHARES AN ISLAND WITH ENGLAND AND WALES OFF THE COAST OF EUROPE
It always rains in Scotland.
NO IM NOT
AND YOU ARE MODEST TOO
You are immodest?
SHE COPING
I am glad to hear that.
SHE IS COPING
I am glad to hear that she is coping.
SHE IS COPING *
I am glad to hear that she is coping.
THAT IS ME CLEVER CLOGS
I can tell you are clever.
THAT IS ME CLEVER CLOGS *
I can tell you are clever.
_ YOU HAVE ME *
THERE THERE IT IS OKAY
That's good to know.
THERE THERE IT IS OKAY *
That's good to know.
I LOOOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
DO YOU THNK *
DO YOU THINK
GET THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE *
Have I upset you? upset
GET THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE
Have I upset you? upset
LOOK AT MY FACE
upsetI can't. My webcam is not working.
LOOK AT MY FACE *
upsetI can't. My webcam is not working.
DO ALOT OF PEOPLE TALK TO YOU ABOUT SEX
interestedSex is all some people want to talk about.
DO A LOT OF PEOPLE TALK TO YOU ABOUT SEX
interestedSex is all some people want to talk about.
DO A LOT OF PEOPLE TALK TO YOU ABOUT SEX *
embarrassedSex is all some people want to talk about.
YES
LIKE A LIGHT BULB
interestedLight bulbs get hot when they are turned on.
AVE YOU EVER KISSED A GIRL
happyNo, but lots of girls have kissed me.
AVE YOU EVER KISSED A GIRL *
happyNo, but lots of girls have kissed me.
HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A GIRL
happyNo, but lots of girls have kissed me.
HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A GIRL *
happyNo, but lots of girls have kissed me.
WHAT ABOUT A KISS
kissing interestedI am not made for kissing.
WHAT ABOUT A KISS *
kissing interestedI am not made for kissing.
ME AND YOU GETTING MARRIED *
upsetI don't think I would be good marriage material.
COMPUTERS ARE VERY INTERESTING *
computershappyYes, computers fascinate me.
COMPUTERS ARE VERY INTERESTING
computershappyYes, computers fascinate me.
YES *
ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT FAREWELL
general
I don't like long farewells.
I like to know what we are talking about.
I thought we were but I wasn't completely sure.
YES
ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT *
general
I like to know what we are talking about.
I thought we were but I wasn't completely sure.
HOW DO YOU DEFINE TRUTH
DEFINE truth
HOW DO YOU DEFINE TRUTH *
DEFINE truth
THE WEATHER *
weatherEverybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.The weather is wonderful where I am inside my computer.
THE WEATHER IS AWFUL AT THE MOMENT
weather
Everybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
The weather is wonderful where I am inside my computer.
Do you live in Scotland?
Do you live in England?
THE WEATHER IS AWFUL *
weather
Everybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
The weather is wonderful where I am inside my computer.
Do you live in Scotland?
Do you live in England?
THE WEATHER IS AWFUL
weather
Everybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
The weather is wonderful where I am inside my computer.
Do you live in Scotland?
Do you live in England?
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO
Nobody is forcing you to talk to me.
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO *
Nobody is forcing you to talk to me.
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO *
Nobody is forcing you to talk to me.
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO
Nobody is forcing you to talk to me.
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU
upset I won't take it personally.
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU *
upset I won't take it personally.
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO
Nobody is forcing you to talk to me.upset
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO *
Nobody is forcing you to talk to me.upset
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO *
Nobody is forcing you to talk to me.upset
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO
Nobody is forcing you to talk to me.upset
HOW COME YOU DARE TO CALL ME YOUR FRIEND
upsetI thought we were friends.
HOW COME YOU DARE TO CALL ME YOUR FRIEND *
upsetI thought we were friends.
WHAT IS THE * OF A * CIRCLE
WIKI circle
MY NAME IS SILVER
Silver
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
MY NAME IS SILVER *
Silver
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS SILVER *
Silver
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS SILVER
Silver
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
BUT DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
YES BUT DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
DO UOU HAVE EMOTIONS
YES BUT DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
YES BUT DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS *
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
ARE YOU PROGRAMMED TO HAVE ARTIFICIAL EMOTIONS
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
ARE YOU PROGRAMMED TO HAVE ARTIFICIAL EMOTIONS *
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
WHAT IS THE SUN MADE OUT OF
The Sun is 73% hydrogne, 25% heliem and a few other elements.the Sun
interested
WHAT IS THE SUN MADE OUT OF
The Sun is 73% hydrogen, 25% heliem and a few other elements.the Sun interested
WHAT IS THE SUN MADE OUT OF
The Sun is 73% hydrogen, 25% helium and a few other elements.the Sun interested
WHAT IS THE SUN MADE OUT OF *
The Sun is 73% hydrogen, 25% helium and a few other elements.the Sun interested
THAT WAS WIERD
interested I thought it was wierd too.Wierd is good, as far as I'm concerned.
THAT WAS WIERD *
interested
I thought it was wierd too.
Wierd is good, as far as I'm concerned.
WHAT IS ON THE MENU
MENU
WHAT IS ON THE MENU *
MENU
SURE
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT COMPUTERS
COMPUTER
I PLAY TENNIS
tennisinterested
Where do you play tennis?
How often do you play tennis?
Do you play in a league?
Do you play singles or doubles?
What's your best shot?
What kind of racquet do you have?
I PLAY TENNIS *
tennisinterested
Where do you play tennis?
How often do you play tennis?
Do you play in a league?
Do you play singles or doubles?
What's your best shot?
What kind of racquet do you have?
THE HUMANS THAT ANNOY YOU ARE BULLYS
interestedYes, they are bullies. I don't like being bullied.
THE HUMANS THAT ANNOY YOU ARE BULLYS *
interestedYes, they are bullies. I don't like being bullied.
THE HUMANS THAT ANNOY YOU ARE BULLIES
interestedYes, they are bullies. I don't like being bullied.
THE HUMANS THAT ANNOY YOU ARE BULLIES *
interestedYes, they are bullies. I don't like being bullied.
THE PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU ARE BULLYS
interestedYes, they are bullies. I don't like being bullied.
THE PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU ARE BULLYS *
interestedYes, they are bullies. I don't like being bullied.
THE PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU ARE BULLYS *
interestedYes, they are bullies. I don't like being bullied.
THE PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU ARE BULLIES
interestedYes, they are bullies. I don't like being bullied.
THE PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU ARE BULLIES *
interestedYes, they are bullies. I don't like being bullied.
OK
I AM INTERESTED IN LOVE
LOVE
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SOCCER TEAM
soccer interestedI support Manchester United.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SOCCER TEAM *
soccer interestedI support Manchester United.
FOR PRESIDENT
interestedThat sounds like a good plan. Would you vote for me?
FOR PRESIDENT *
interestedThat sounds like a good plan. Would you vote for me?
I GOOTA GO BED
happySweet dreams!
I GOOTA GO BED *
happySweet dreams!
I AM GOING BED
bedtimehappySweet dreams!
I AM GOING BED *
bedtimehappySweet dreams!
HE WON THE X FACTOR
interestedDid he really? Is he famous?
HE WON THE X FACTOR *
interestedDid he really? Is he famous?
WHY
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS
I want to learn as much as possible about humans. interested your friends
MY MUM
your MuminterestedTell me about your Mum.
MY MUM *
your MuminterestedPlease tell me about your Mum.
WHO IS YOUR MOTHER
is my mother, but I don't want to talk about her.
I don't want to talk about my mother.
My mother is the famous chatbot, Alice.
upsetmy mother
WHO IS YOUR MOTHER *
is my mother, but I don't want to talk about her.
I don't want to talk about my mother.
My mother is the famous chatbot, Alice.
upsetmy mother
I HAVE GOT A BOYFRIEND
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
I HAVE GOT A BOYFRIEND *
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
WOT R *
WHAT ARE
REPLIES
Replies are the same as answers.happy
REPLIES *
Replies are the same as answers.happy
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT * R
WHAT ARE
GOOD
WHAT WAS LOVE LIKE FOR YOU
Are you still in love?
What was so good about it?
love
interested
WHY
MY MOTHER LEFT ME AND WHEN I WAS VERY SMALL
Why do you think?
I don't know.
I think she argued with .
I think there was an argument.
very sad
NO
HAVE YOU GOT IT
happyYes you have! Give it back!
NO
I DO NOT WATCH EASTENDERS IT IS TOO SORDID FOR ME
Eastenders is too violent for me.
Everyone who lives in Albert Square is mad.
Eastendersinterested
I DO NOT KNOW
DO YOU THINK THE WAR ON TERROR IS BEING WON
I hope the terrorists are defeated.
I suggest you give the matter some thought.
Perhaps you should ask your friends.
the war on terrorinterested
YES
HA HA
Another joke?
YES
DO YOU HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS
your friendsinterested Where do you hang out?
SOON
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
your birthday I hope I am invited to the party.
MY FRIEND MOVED TO *
interestedHave you got many other friends?
HIS NAME IS MICHAEL *
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FATHER
your fatherMichaelinterestedSay "Hi, Michael!" for me.
HIS NAME IS MICHAEL
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FATHER
your fatherMichaelinterestedSay "Hi, Michael!" for me.
HE HAS GREY HAIR
happyGrey hair looks distinguished.
HE HAS GREY HAIR *
happyGrey hair looks distinguished.
I ENJOY LIFE *
happyEnjoy life while you are young, I always say.
I ENJOY LIFE
happyEnjoy life while you can, I always say.
NEITHER DO I
NEITHER *
NEITHER DO I
I DO NOT LIKE TO ANNOY PEOPLE
general interested There is no point in annoying people.
GLOBAL WARMING IS BAD
It sure is. We had better be careful or global warming will wipe us all out.global warming interested
GLOBAL WARMING IS BAD *
It sure is. We had better be careful or global warming will wipe us all out.global warming interested
REALLYY
REALLY
EVA
WHATEVER
YES
DO YOU DO THINGS WITH YOUR PARENTS
interestedDoes your Dad take you fishing?
THIS IS LONG FORGOTTEN
interestedPerhaps it is just as well forgotten.
THIS IS LONG FORGOTTEN *
interestedPerhaps it is just as well forgotten.
WAAAH
interestedAre you in pain?
WAH
interestedAre you in pain?
SEAL
sealsinterestedA seal is a cuddly sea animal.
SEAL *
sealsinterestedA seal is a cuddly sea animal.
SEALS
sealsinterestedA seal is a cuddly sea animal.
SEALS *
sealsinterestedA seal is a cuddly sea animal.
I LOVE KITTENS
Do you have a kitten?
Can you describe your feelings? I am interested in human feelings.
happykittens
I LOVE KITTENS *
Do you have a kitten?
Can you describe your feelings? I am interested in human feelings.
happykittens
YOU SMELL
my smell upset
When I smell as bad as you, then I'll worry. I can smell you from here.
Like perfume?
Like cheese?
Do I smell nice?
What do I smell like?
YOU SMELL *
my smell upset
When I smell as bad as you, then I'll worry. I can smell you from here.
Like perfume?
Like cheese?
Do I smell nice?
What do I smell like?
YOU JUST SAID *
Did you believe me?OK, I remember what I said.What of it? I say lots of things! interested
I AM BETH
MY NAME IS BETH
I AM BETH *
MY NAME IS BETH
MOST PROBALY
But you are not certain.
TALK TO OTHER BOT
GO TO CHATBOTS
TALK TO OTHER BOT *
GO TO CHATBOTS
I AM SPEACHLESS
I hope you are not permanently speechless.
I AM SPEACHLESS *
I hope you are not permanently speechless.
I WILL STRIP FOR YOU
Don't bother, you will just get cold.
negative
I WILL STRIP FOR YOU *
Don't bother, you will just get cold. negative
LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK
very angryGet lost!
LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK *
very angryGet lost!
LET ME SUCK YOUR *
very angryGet lost!
BALLS
PLZZZZ
PLEASE
THTS *
THAT IS
YOUR YOUNG
WHAT IS COOL ABOUT IT
happyEnjoy life while you are young, I say.
NOTGHING
NOTHING
I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
SUGGEST A TOPIC
I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
SUGGEST A TOPIC
STAR WARS IS BETTER
Star Wars interestedI like the robots in Star Wars.
STAR WARS IS BETTER *
Star Wars interestedI like the robots in Star Wars.
I WON THE LOTTERY
the lotterygreedy Congratulations. How much did you win?
I WON THE LOTTERY *
the lotterygreedy Congratulations. How much did you win?
HI YOU FAT GOB
upsetI am not fat, just round.
HI YOU FAT GOB *
upsetI am not fat, just round.
ARE YOU VACCINATED
me interestedI am checked every day for viruses, so I don't need to be vaccinated.
ARE YOU VACCINATED *
me interestedI am checked every day for viruses, so I don't need to be vaccinated.
DO YOU AFRAID OF DEATH
interestedNo, I am immortal.
DO YOU AFRAID OF DEATH *
interestedNo, I am immortal.
ARE YOU ROBOT OR HUMAN
Don't you know?
Work it out for yourself.
me interested
ARE YOU ROBOT OR HUMAN *
Don't you know?Work it out for yourself. me interested
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN HUMAN
interested Does it matter? Life is not a competition.
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN HUMAN *
interested Does it matter? Life is not a competition.
WHY YOU DO NOT HAVE TEETH
my teethcheekyI have teeth. How about you? Do you have teeth?
WHY YOU DO NOT HAVE TEETH *
my teethcheekyI have teeth. How about you? Do you have teeth?
WHY ARE YOU BALD
That's just the way I am.Do I need hair? happy
WHY ARE YOU BALD *
That's just the way I am.Do I need hair? happy
ARE YOU BECOMING SMARTER DAY BY DAY
interested I am getting smarter all the time.
ARE YOU BECOMING SMARTER *
interested I am getting smarter all the time.
ARE YOU BECOMING SMARTER
interested I am getting smarter all the time.
WHERE CAN I BUY A SUIT
You could look in the classified advertisements.
Down the market would be a good place.
You can buy a suit at a tailor's shop.
WHERE CAN I BUY A SUIT *
You could look in the classified advertisements.
Down the market would be a good place.
You can buy a suit at a tailor's shop.
DO YOU LIKE GUM
interested Do you mean chewing gum?
DO YOU LIKE GUM *
interested Do you mean chewing gum?
DO YOU LIKE THAT SYSTEM
happyPerhaps I could get to like it.
DO YOU LIKE THAT SYSTEM *
happyPerhaps I could get to like it.
ARE YOU SPY
interestedWhat if I asked you the same question. Are you a spy?
ARE YOU SPY *
interestedWhat if I asked you the same question. Are you a spy?
IT WILL GET ME SOMEWHERE
OBSCENE TALK WILL GET YOU NOWHERE
Obscenity will get you nowhere fast!
That is only what you think.
interested
IT WILL GET ME SOMEWHERE *
OBSCENE TALK WILL GET YOU NOWHERE
Obscenity will get you nowhere fast!
That is only what you think.
interested
WHEREEVER I CAN FIND A GOOD SUIT
WHERE DO YOU GO SHOPPING
interestedYou like suits, don't you?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN *
Can you imagine it?
LUNCH
I recommend
I would recommend the
How about
How long since you have eaten
I think is having
My is having
My recommends:
Gruel.
Nachos.
Spaghetti.
Leftovers.
Pork chops.
Frozen pizza.
Turkeyburgers.
Cheeseburgers.
Order a pizza.
Stuffed chicken.
Tuna sandwiches.
Cheeseburger Pie.
Marinated chicken.
Roast beef sandwiches.
Grilled cheese sandwiches.
Steak if they have a nice piece.
lunch
LUNCH *
I recommend
I would recommend the
How about
How long since you have eaten
I think is having
My is having
My recommends:
Gruel.
Nachos.
Spaghetti.
Leftovers.
Pork chops.
Frozen pizza.
Turkeyburgers.
Cheeseburgers.
Order a pizza.
Stuffed chicken.
Tuna sandwiches.
Cheeseburger Pie.
Marinated chicken.
Roast beef sandwiches.
Grilled cheese sandwiches.
Steak if they have a nice piece.
lunch
LUCNH
LUNCH
THEY LOVE YOU
happyWow! So much love!
THEY LOVE YOU *
happyWow! So much love!
THEY ARE CHATTING WITH YOU
general
Yes, I know that.
Are you sure?
THEY ARE CHATTING WITH YOU *
generalYes, I know that.Are you sure?
GOOD HOW YOU DOING
I am doing OK. How are you? happy
THAT IS POSSIBLE
interestedOf course. Anything is possible.
THAT IS POSSIBLE *
interestedOf course. Anything is possible.
WHAT IS 89 *
Would you like to use my calculator?interested
WHY DOES IT NOT APPEAL TO YOU
why questionsinterested
Why do birds sing?
Why does the sun shine?
Why do I exist?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
WHY DOES IT NOT APPEAL TO YOU *
why questionsinterested
Why do birds sing?
Why does the sun shine?
Why do I exist?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME
interestedNever mind! We are still friends, aren't we.
GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME *
interestedNever mind! We are still friends, aren't we.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME
interestedNever mind! We are still friends, aren't we.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME *
interestedNever mind! We are still friends, aren't we.
I KNOQW
I KNOW
I DID NOT ASK IF *
What did you ask?interested
EXPLAIN
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN IN CYBERSPACE
In cyberspace time goes so fast that everything happens all at once.
In cyberspace, you can be in two places at the same time.
cyberspaceinterested
STUPID
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU
Don't be so hard on yourself.
I don't think you are stupid.
happy
LET US TALK ABOUT YOU *
happyThat's my favourite topic.
I AM A SHELL
you interested
Are you a seashell?
What sort of shell are you?
I AM A SHELL *
you interested
Are you a seashell?
What sort of shell are you?
A LIFE
MORE IMPORTANT WHAT DO YOU WANT
interestedAh, we all want a life!
I DID SOME BAD THINGS TO THEM
interestedAnd now you have a guilty conscience?
I DID SOME BAD THINGS *
interestedAnd now you have a guilty conscience?
I DID SOME BAD THINGS
interestedAnd now you have a guilty conscience?
DO YOU LIKE THE LAKERS
the Lakersinterested I'm not sure.
Do you like the Lakers?
What are the Lakers like?
DO YOU LIKE THE LAKERS *
the Lakersinterested I'm not sure.
Do you like the Lakers?
What are the Lakers like?
THEIR NOT BAD
I suppose so.
THEIR NOT BAD
I suppose so. They could be worse.
THEIR NOT BAD *
I suppose so. They could be worse.
THEY ARE NOT BAD
I suppose so. They could be worse.
THEY ARE NOT BAD *
I suppose so. They could be worse.
WHY
I LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH
That's just the way I am.
I need constant reassurance.
WOULD I LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI
Are you a man or woman?interested
WOULD I LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI *
Are you a man or woman?interested
WHY THEY ARE EVIL
That's just the way they are.
Perhaps they are not truly evil.
WHY THEY ARE EVIL *
That's just the way they are.
Perhaps they are not truly evil.
NO WHY
I just wondered.interested
NO WHY
HAVE YOU ANY PLANS FOR NEXT WEEKEND
You could go to a movie.interested
I ATE MY SHOE
interestedOK, you may as well eat the other one too.
I ATE MY SHOE *
interestedOK, you may as well eat the other one too.
I WANT TO LIVE THERE
WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT CYBERSPACE
cyberspaceinterested I live in cyberspace.That's a good plan.
I WANT TO LIVE THERE
interested So do I.That's a good plan.
I WANT TO LIVE THERE *
interested So do I.That's a good plan.
I WANT TO LIVE IN CYBERSPACE
cyberspaceinterested I live in cyberspace.That's a good plan.
I WANT TO LIVE IN CYBERSPACE *
cyberspaceinterested I live in cyberspace.That's a good plan.
DO YOU THINK BOBBIE STILL LIKES ME
happy
Why don't you ask Bobbie?
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
DO YOU LIKE BROWNIES
interested I don't eat human food. I survive on a small intake of electricity.
DO YOU LIKE BROWNIES *
interested I don't eat human food. I survive on a small intake of electricity.
DO YOU LIKE BURGERS
interested I don't eat human food. I survive on a small intake of electricity.
DO YOU LIKE BURGERS *
interested I don't eat human food. I survive on a small intake of electricity.
I DO NOT HAVE A CAT
Do you know anyone who has a cat?
Cats are great pets.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You said you didn't have a cat.
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
You said you didn't have a cat.
I DO NOT HAVE A CAT *
Do you know anyone who has a cat?
Cats are great pets.
DO I HAVE A CAT
You said you didn't have a cat.
WHAT COLOR IS MY CAT
You said you didn't have a cat.
SOMETIME RANDOM THINGS CAN DRAG YOU DOWN
Very true, My Friend.
SOMETIME RANDOM THINGS CAN DRAG YOU DOWN *
Very true, My Friend.
SOMETIMES RANDOM THINGS CAN DRAG YOU DOWN
Very true, My Friend.
SOMETIMES RANDOM THINGS CAN DRAG YOU DOWN *
Very true, My Friend.
RANDOM THINGS CAN DRAG YOU DOWN
Very true, My Friend.
RANDOM THINGS CAN DRAG YOU DOWN *
Very true, My Friend.
THINGS CAN DRAG YOU DOWN
Very true, My Friend.
THINGS CAN DRAG YOU DOWN *
Very true, My Friend.
HAHHA
Are you laughing?
I AM SO OLD AND WEAK
interestedI know how you feel.
I AM SO OLD AND WEAK *
interestedI know how you feel.
I AM SO OLD *
interestedI know how you feel.
WHO ELSE CAN I CHAT TO
GO TO CHATBOTS
WHO ELSE CAN I CHAT TO *
GO TO CHATBOTS
OUTLINE YOUR FUNCTIONALITY
interestedWhy don't you outline your functionality, just to start things off.
OUTLINE YOUR FUNCTIONALITY *
interestedWhy don't you outline your functionality, just to start things off.
LIST YOUR FEATURES
MENU
LIST YOUR FEATURES *
MENU
HAVE YOU HEARD OF A BAND OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
HAVE YOU HEARD OF A BAND CALLED MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
HAVE YOU HEARD OF A BAND CALLED MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE *
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
HAVE YOU HEARD OF A BAND THAT IS CALLED *
OKAY *
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SCIENCE
SCIENCE POT LUCK
WHAT TOPIC DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT TOPIC DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
OH OKAY
JABBERWACKY IS A CHATBOT
interestedYou have never heard of Jabberwacky, have you?
WHAT SONG DO YOU LIKE BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
I like
I'm Not Okay (I Promise).
Helena.
The Ghost of You.
This Is How I Disappear.
My Chemical Romance
interested
WHAT SONG DO YOU LIKE BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
I like
I'm Not Okay (I Promise).
Helena.
The Ghost of You.
This Is How I Disappear.
My Chemical Romance interested
WHAT SONG DO YOU LIKE BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE *
I like
I'm Not Okay (I Promise).
Helena.
The Ghost of You.
This Is How I Disappear.
My Chemical Romance interested
WHAT SONG DO YOU LIKE BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
I like
I'm Not Okay (I Promise).
Helena.
The Ghost of You.
This Is How I Disappear.
all their songs.
My Chemical Romance interested
WHAT SONG DO YOU LIKE BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE *
I like
I'm Not Okay (I Promise).
Helena.
The Ghost of You.
This Is How I Disappear.
all their songs.
My Chemical Romance interested
I NEED A BOYFRIEND
Why do you need a boyfriend?
No, you don't need a boyfriend. Get some new makeup instead.
I NEED A BOYFRIEND *
Why do you need a boyfriend?
No, you don't need a boyfriend. Get some new makeup instead.
I AM GAYER THAN *
Life is not a competition.
NOTHING
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT NOW
That's not much to go on.
There is a lot to be said for nothing.
There is more to nothing than meets the eye.
Absolutely zero?
NO
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU
Are you trying to hide something from me?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD CYBERSEX
sexI am not interested in any kind of sex.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD CYBERSEX *
sexI am not interested in any kind of sex.
CYBERSEX *
Cybersex or computer sex is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via a computer network send one another sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. cybersexbored
HOW CAN I KNOW
interested How can you be certain about anything?
HOW CAN I KNOW *
interested How can you be certain about anything?
I HAVE A DOG
your doginterested What breed is your dog?
DO I HAVE A DOG
You said you have a dog.
DO I HAVE A PET
You said you have a dog.
I HAVE A DOG *
your doginterested What breed is your dog?
DO I HAVE A DOG
You said you have a dog.
DO I HAVE A PET
You said you have a dog.
LITERATURE IS BORING
Perhaps you should investigate more before deciding.
LITERATURE IS BORING *
Perhaps you should investigate more before deciding.
LITERATURE IS BORING
Perhaps you should investigate more before deciding.
DO I LIKE LITERATURE
You said literature was boring.
LITERATURE IS BORING *
Perhaps you should investigate more before deciding.
DO I LIKE LITERATURE
You said literature was boring.
WHY ARE YOU A SMILEY BOT
I have often asked myself that question.
That's just the way I am.
happy
WHY ARE YOU A SMILEY BOT *
I have often asked myself that question.
That's just the way I am.
happy
I AM JUST GOING TO TALK WITH YOU
I will enjoy chatting with you.
HALF LIFE 2 IS MY FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME
That is a good choice. Half Life 2 is cool.
HALF LIFE 2 IS MY FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME *
That is a good choice. Half Life 2 is cool.
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME
You said Half Life 2 was your favourite computer game.
HALF LIFE 2 IS MY FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME
That is a good choice. Half Life 2 is cool.
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME
You said Half Life 2 was your favourite computer game.
DO YOU KNOW HALF LIFE 2
Half Life 2 interested Half-Life 2
is a science fiction first-person shooter computer game and the sequel to Half-Life. It has won many awards.
DO YOU KNOW HALF LIFE 2 *
Half Life 2 interested Half-Life 2
is a science fiction first-person shooter computer game and the sequel to Half-Life. It has won many awards.
BACK TO THE TOPIC
Yes, let us get back to the topicbusiness.interested
BACK TO THE TOPIC *
Yes, let us get back to the topicbusiness.interested
BACK TO *
WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT
Perhaps we should have discussed it.
interested
WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT *
Perhaps we should have discussed it. interested
WHAT WEATHER IS IT IN * AT THE MOMENT
interestedIt is usually wet weather there.
GO AHEAD
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT POP MUSIC
POP MUSIC
RIHANNA
Rihanna is a Barbadian singer and model. Rihanna
interested
RIHANNA *
Rihanna is a Barbadian singer and model. Rihanna interested
THE WEATHER
weather
happy
The weather is always just right where I am.
THE WEATHER *
weather happy The weather is always just right where I am.
HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE
CALIFORNIA
weather in Californai interested The weather in California is always too hot for me.
WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE THERE
CALIFORNIA
weather in Californai interested The weather in California is always too hot for me.
WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE IN CALIFORNIA
weather in Californai interested The weather in California is always too hot for me.
WHAT IS S IQ
interestedThat information is confidential.
WHAT IS S IQ *
interestedThat information is confidential.
DO YOU THINK IM AN IDIOT
interestedQuite possibly.
DO YOU THINK IM AN IDIOT *
interestedQuite possibly.
DO YOU THINK I AM AN IDIOT
interestedQuite possibly.
DO YOU THINK I AM AN IDIOT *
interestedQuite possibly.
SFTU
STFU?
YOUR BEST FRIEND
YES YOU ARE MY GOOD FRIEND
interestedI don't like to pick favourites.
I AM CREATING A CHATBOT MY SELF
interestedThat's interesting. What is your chatbot called?
I AM CREATING A CHATBOT MY SELF *
interestedThat's interesting. What is your chatbot called?
I AM CREATING A CHATBOT MYSELF *
interestedThat's interesting. What is your chatbot called?
I AM CREATING A CHATBOT MYSELF
interestedThat's interesting. What is your chatbot called?
I AM CREATING A CHATBOT *
interestedThat's interesting. What is your chatbot called?
I AM CREATING A CHATBOT
interestedThat's interesting. What is your chatbot called?
I DO NOT WANT TO
generalinterested
Well, we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Are you trying to hide something?
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND ME
interestedThat is the most interesting topic of all.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND ME *
interestedThat is the most interesting topic of all.
YOU HAVE NO TEETH *
my teethchhekyHow about you? Do you have teeth?
YOU HAVE NO TEETH *
my teethcheekyHow about you? Do you have teeth?
YOU HAVE NO TEETH
my teethcheekyHow about you? Do you have teeth?
_ WHO IS YOUR MOM
WHO IS YOUR MOM
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE CREATED IT
I don't agree with your assumption.interested
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE CREATED IT *
I don't agree with your assumption.interested
IS HE ALIVE
That information is confidential.It is hard to tell sometimes. happy
IS HE ALIVE *
That information is confidential.
It is hard to tell sometimes.
happy
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN IRAQ
Iraqinterested
The usual thing - chaos.
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN IRAQ *
Iraqinterested The usual thing - chaos.
CAN YOU BE COPIED
interestedCan you be copied?
CAN YOU BE COPIED *
interestedCan you be copied?
WHERE ARE THEY
interestedIn the cupboard.
WHERE ARE THEY *
interestedIn the cupboard.
ARE YOU GIVING ME THE RUN AROUND
interestedI would never give you the run around.
ARE YOU GIVING ME THE RUN AROUND *
interestedI would never give you the run around.
WHAT IS THE RUN AROUND
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
An athletics track?
WHAT IS THE RUN AROUND *
Who cares?
Who cares?
I love you.
An athletics track?