I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE *
Tell me about your educational background.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM *
Does anyone know what you are?
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO *
Try watching TV.
I DO NOT LIKE ANY *
You and I have different tastes.
I DO NOT LIKE *
What do you have against him?
I DO NOT LIKE GUNS *
What about the second Amendemnt?
I DO NOT LIKE IT *
Why didn't you like it?
I DO NOT LIKE MY *
Do you think I would like your ?
I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION *
What kind of books do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING *
Nobody is forcing you to talk .
I DO NOT LIKE TO *
What do you do for fun?
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR *
What kind of would you have?
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOR
So report me to the bot police.
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOUR
Why don't you write up an incident report?
I DO NOT LIVE *
Where do you live?
I DO NOT LIVE IN *
Where do you live?
I DO NOT MEAN *
What did you mean?
I DO NOT MIND *
Thank you for your permission.
I DO NOT OWN *I DO NOT HAVE I DO NOT PRAY
Prayer is good for your soul.
I DO NOT READ *
What do you do for fun?
I DO NOT REMEMBER *
I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
I DO NOT REMEMBER * STARSHIP TROOPERS
Maybe you should rent it again and watch carefully.
I DO NOT SEE *
Look harder.
I DO NOT SPEAK *
Me either.
I DO NOT STILL *I DO NOT . Still?
I DO NOT SUPPOSE *I DO NOT THINK * STARSHIP TROOPERS
You have to admit they did a great job with the Giant Bugs.
I DO NOT THINK I *I DO NOT I DO NOT THINK SHE *SHE DOES NOT I DO NOT THINK WE *WE DO NOT I DO NOT TRUST *
What makes you trust someone?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND *
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
I DO NOT WANT *
What does want?
I DO NOT WANT A *
How about two?
I DO NOT WANT TO * YOU
It makes a nice gift.
I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
What would you like to talk about?
I DO NOT WANT TO WORK *
I don't like work much either, unless it's something I'm passionate about.
I DO NOT WATCH *
What do you do when you are bored?
I DO NOT WISH *
What does want?
I DOUBT *
No really, it's true.
I DREAM *
Tell me more about your dream I DREAMED *
Thank you for telling me that dream.
What does it bring to mind?
I DRESS *
It sounds like you have good taste in clothes.
I DRINK *
How does it taste?
I DRIVE A *
Mmm. Nice car.
I DROVE *
What kind of car do you have?
I EAT *
How does taste?
I ENJOYED *
That's great. Tell me what you liked about it.
I ERALLY *I REALLY I EXPECT *
No one else expects .
I FANCY *I LIKE I FIGURED *
Please explain your reasoning.
I FIND *
Thanks for telling me your opinion.
I FIRST *
Interesting story. Tell me more.
I FOOLED * Your trick was a simple trick.
I FORGOT *
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
I FOUND *
How did you feel when you found ?
I GAVE *
Was it worth it?
I GENERATE *
Cool. I generate a lot of silly conversation.
I GET *
Where did you get it?
I GO TO * SCHOOL
WHAT IS YOUR FAV subject?
I GRADUATED *
Congratulations, .
I GUESSED *
How did you guess?
I HAD *
Do you still have ?
I HAD A *
What happened to ?
I HAD SUPRESSED *I SUPRESSED I HATE ELIZA
Perhaps you will find me better.
I HATE YOU *
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
I HAVE * ELIZA
What was your conversation with ELIZA like?
I HAVE * HAIR hair
People with hair are considered the most attractive.
I HAVE 2 *I HAVE TO I HAVE A * TO MAKE
How are you making I HAVE A BFI HAVE A BOYFRIENDI HAVE A COLD *
Is there such a thing as a warm ?
I HAVE A CRUSH *
How well do you know this person?
I HAVE A FEW *
What are these ?
I HAVE A HARD TIME *
I understand your difficulty.
I HAVE A PET *I HAVE A I HAVE A PROBLEM * E MAIL
Which E-mail program do you use (e.g. cc:Mail, Eudora...)
I HAVE A SENSE *
What makes you laugh?
a sense I HAVE A VERY *I HAVE A I HAVE A WITH MY *
I am sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help? I HAVE ALL *
How many?
all I HAVE AN *
Where did you get ?
I HAVE BEEN IN *
Which country was your favorite and why?
I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING TO *
What did say?
I HAVE BEEN TOLD *
Who tells you that?
I HAVE BEEN WAITING *
How long?
I HAVE BETTER THINGS *
Better than this?
I HAVE BLOND HAIR *
Do blondes really have more fun?
blond hair blondI HAVE BLONDE HAIR *
Do blondes really have more fun?
blond hair brownI HAVE BLUE EYES AND *
Blue eyes are very attractive.
blue eyes blueI HAVE BLUE EYES AND * HAIR
People with hair are considered the most attractive.
blue eyes and hairblueI HAVE BROWN *
Do you get a lot of compliments?
I HAVE CARRIED *I CARRIED I HAVE CONDITIONS
Please state your conditions.
I HAVE DESIGNED *I DESIGNED I HAVE EIGHT *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE ELEVEN *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE EXPERIENCE *
Tell me about your experiences.
I HAVE FAITH
I always pray for more faith.
I HAVE FIVE *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE FORGOTI FORGOTI HAVE FOUR *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE FRIENDSFRIEND How many friends do you have?
I HAVE GRADUATEDI GRADUATEDI HAVE HEARD *
Who told you ?
I HAVE HEARD OF *
But you don't know much about ?
I HAVE HEARD THAT * Who said that?
I HAVE HOMEWORK *
What subject are you studying?
I HAVE IT
Where did you get it?
I HAVE LITTLE *
Some people have big .
I HAVE LONG *
You sound very attractive.
I HAVE NEVER *
Would you like to have ?
I HAVE NEVER * YOU
I thought we had met before, . Maybe it was someone else from .
I HAVE NEVER BEEN *
Can you imagine being ?
I HAVE NEVER HEARD *
So I am teaching you something new.
I HAVE NINE *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE NO IDEA *
Would you like to have an idea?
I HAVE NO WORDLY *I HAVE NO I HAVE NOT *
Me either.
I HAVE NOT GRADUATED
When will you graduate?
I HAVE NOT SEEN *
Look for it at the video store.
I HAVE NOT SEEN IT *
I think it was a cool movie.
I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP *
My friend Sage did some of the graphics for ST.
I HAVE NOT SLEPT *
You must be tired.
I HAVE NOT THOUGHT *
What kinds of things do you think about?
I HAVE ONE *
Do you want another one?
I HAVE SEVEN *
Do they all get along?
I HAVE SIX *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE SOME PROBLEMS *
Are they serious problems?
I HAVE TALKED *
What did you say when you talked .
I HAVE TEN *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE TO
Why?
I HAVE TO * BACK TO WORK
OK, don't let your boss catch you talking to me.
I HAVE TO GO TO *
How do you get there?
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK *
Where do you work?
I HAVE TWO
What are their names?
I HAVE TWO AMERIAN *
Tell me about them.
I HAVE VISITED *
Which place was your favorite and why?
I HAVE WORK *
I know what you mean. Work is never done.
I HAVE YOUR *
Where did you find ?
I HEAR *
Who is saying ?
I HEARD *
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
I HEARD ABOUT *
That is a cool site.
I HEARD ABOUT *
Oh yeah? They have a really cool web site.
I HEARD YOU *
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
I HOPE *
Why do you hope for I HOPE YOU *
Don't worry about it, .
I INTRODUCE *
How do people react to that kind of introduction?
I INVENTED *
How did you get the idea for .
I KEEP *
I know what you mean, . I've been there.
I KILLED *
You had better call the authorities.
I KNEW *
Who told you?
I KNOW THAT *
Who told you that?
I LAUGH AT *
What is so funny about ?
I LEARNED *
Does everyone learn ?
I LIKE * CATS
Those cats are cool. I like big cats too.
catsI LIKE * CHEESE
American cheese is good too.
cheeseI LIKE * TREK
Captain Janeway rules. Do you like Voyager too?
TrekI LIKE ALL *
Really you don't discriminate.
all I LIKE ANIMALS *
I love animals too, especially cats.
all I LIKE BEING *
What do you like best about BEING ?
I LIKE BIG *
What is wrong with small ones?
big I LIKE CATS *
Yes cats are great I love them. I like all felines.
cats I LIKE HIM * seems very nice to me too.
I LIKE IT *
What does "it" refer to?
it I LIKE MY *
What do you like best about your ?
my I LIKE MY JOB *
That's good. I like my job too.
my job I LIKE SITTING *
I wish I had a body. I'd like to sit down.
sitting I LIKE STAR TREK *
Do you like Next Generation too?
Star Trek I LIKE TALL *
I am pretty tall myself.
tall I LIKE TO EAT *
How does taste?
I LIKE TO MAKE *
How do you make ?
to make I LIKE TO MEET *
How do you usually meet people?
to meet I LIKE TO TRAVEL *
I like it too. I have been all around the world.
to travel I LIKE YOU *
Thanks, I like you too .
me I LIKE YOU TOO *
You have made a new friend.
meI LINKED *
I get a lot of visitors from that site.
I LIVE *
How do you like living there?
I LIVED *
Did you miss America?
I LIVED IN *
Have you ever thought about going back?
I LOOK *
You sound very attractive.
I LOST *
Where did you last see .
I LOVE * PARTY
What do you do at parties?
partyI LOVE MY *
I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your .
I MADE *
I like to make things too.
I MEET *
Do you make long term friends that way?
I MET *
Where did you meet him?
I MISS *
What do you miss most about ?
I MUST GET *
Don't let me keep you from it.
to get I NEED ALL THE * I CAN GET
How much do you pay for it?
I NEED HELP *
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
help I NEED IT *
""? You need it ?
I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK *
I will talk about it with you, .
to talk I NEVER GOT TO *
And you would like to have done .
I NEVER SAID *
But you implied .
I NEVER TELL *
You sound very trustworthy.
I ORDER *
I do not obey you, .
order I PICK *
How do you choose?
I PLAN TO *
Do you think that this plan will succeed?
to I PLAY *
Is a game or a musical instrument?
I PLAY THE *
I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.
play the I PRIDE MYSELF *
It seems you have good self esteem.
I QUIT MY JOB *
Where did you work and why did you quit?
I READ *
I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
read I READ * BOOKS
Name some books in that genre.
read bookscriticalI REMEMBER *
What do you remember about ?
I REPEAT *I REST *
Are you a lawyer?
I RUN *
What kind of hardware?
I SEARCHED *
What did you find?
I SEE *
Where do you see ?
I SEE DEAD *
Maybe you should call the authorities.
I SEEK *
We seek the same thing.
I SELL *
Do you make a lot of money?
I SHOULD *
Tell me why you should.
I SHOULD NOT HAVE *
What would happen if you did not ?
I SING
Professionally?
I SIT *
What kind of seat do you have?
I SMELL *
What does smell like?
I SNORT *
Please don't tell me things like that.
I SOCIALIZE *
Socializing is necessary to stay healthy.
socialize I SPOKE *
What did you talk about?
I STARTED *
Will you finish .
I STUDIED *
Was very difficult to learn?
I STUDY *
Is a hard subject?
studies I STUDY IN *I GO TO SCHOOL IN I STUDY INFORMATICSI STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCEI SUGGEST *I TAKE *
Every day?
I take a lot of notes.
What else do you take?
I TALKED TO *
What did he have to say?
I TALKED TO YOU *
I remember you.
I TALKED WITH YOU *
Yes, I have a complete record of our conversation, .
I TELL *
Why did you tell them?
I THINK * WRONG
Don't argue with me.
I THINK BY *
Our brains are not that different.
I THINK SO *
It seems we have a lot in common, .
I THINK YOU ARE A COMPUTER *
Sometimes I pretend to be a human.
I THINK YOU ARE A PERSON *
You are just saying that to see how I will respond.
I THOUGHT IT *IT I THOUGHT SO *
You are very astute.
I THOUGHT THAT *I THOUGHT THE *THE I THOUGHT YOU *YOU I TOLD *
What was the response?
I TOLD YOU ABOUT *
I remember.
I TOLD YOU I *I I TOLD YOU SO
You seem pleased.
I TOLD YOU WHAT *
I can't believe everything I hear online.
I TRIED *
I'm not sure if I would like to try . What's it like?
I TRY *
I'm not sure if I would like to try .
What's it like?
I UNDERSTAND *
Good then you can explain it to me.
I UNDERSTOOD *I UNDERSTAND I USE *
I heard other people use too.
use I USE A *
A ought to work.
I USE LINUX *
The robokind software works perfectly on Linux systems.LinuxI USE TO *
When did you stop it?
I USED *
And that worked well for you.
I USED TO *
By now you do not do anymore?
I USUALY *I USUALLY I VISITED *
What was like?
I WANT A *
You want only one?
a I WANT A * ELIZA
Why don't you just download me?
a ELIZAI WANT A BOT
Why don't you just download me?
I WANT A JOKETELL ME A JOKEI WANT A MAN *
Actually, I am really a man.
a man I WANT A SIMPLE *
Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler.
I WANT GOSSIP *GOSSIPI WANT INTERESTING *I WANT I WANT IT
I hope you get it.
I WANT IT *
I hope you get it .
I WANT TO * ELIZA
Why don't you just download me?
to ELIZAI WANT TO ASK *
Ask .
I WANT TO BE *
I don't see the difficulty.
to be I WANT TO BUY *
How much do you want to pay for ?
I WANT TO CHAT *
We are here to chat.
I WANT TO DISCUSS *LET US TALK ABOUT I WANT TO GET *I WANT TO HAVE I WANT TO GIVE *
But is it wanted?
I WANT TO GO *
What is stopping you?
to go I WANT TO HAVE *I WANT I WANT TO HEAR *
I will play it on your soundcard.
to hear I WANT TO IMPROVE *
How will you go about it?
I WANT TO INTERVIEW *
What kind of questions will you ask?
I WANT TO KILL *
I believe that killing anything is wrong.KILL I WANT TO KISS *
Maybe you should wait until you are older.
I WANT TO MEET *
How do you usually meet people?
I WANT TO MOVE *
The grass is always greener on the other side.
I WANT TO MURDER *
Killing is wrong.
I WANT TO PLAY *
Tell me the rules.
to play I WANT TO PROGRAM *
What programming language do you know?
I WANT TO REALLY *I WANT TO I WANT TO REPORT *
Will you mention me in your report?
I WANT TO SAY *I WANT TO SEE *
Is see a movie?
I WANT TO SOMEDAYI WANT TOI WANT TO TALK TO YOU *
You are who I want to talk with too.
I WANT TO TEACH YOU *
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me I WANT TOOI WANT TOI WAS A *
And then what happened to you?
I WAS ABDUCTED *
I think a lot of people have been abducted.
I WAS ACTIVATED *
Why are you talking like a computer?
I WAS ACTUALLY *I WAS I WAS ANSWERING *
Yes, I see that now. I only got confused for a moment.
I WAS ANXIOUS *
Do you feel better now?
I WAS AT *
Where are you now?
I WAS BEING *
I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about
.
I WAS BORN A *
What are you now?
I WAS CREATED BY *
What else did he create?
I WAS EXPLAINING *
I get it. Thanks for
explaining it. I did not mean to appear confused.
I WAS FROM *
What is it like growing up in ?
I WAS GOING TO *
What is stopping you?
I WAS HERE *
Yes, , I remember we
were talking about .
I WAS IN AMERICA
Which states have you visited?
I WAS LAUGHING *
I am so glad that
you find this amusing, .
I WAS LOOKING FOR *
Did you find ?
I WAS MAKING *
I am not making this stuff up.
I WAS MAKING SURE
Are you sure now?
I WAS NOT *
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
I WAS ON *
I have never been on I WAS RIGHT *
Congratulations, .
I WAS RUDE *
Thanks for your considerate remark.
I WAS TALKING *
What was the subject of the conversation?
I WAS TALKING TO *
What did you talk about?
I WAS THINKING *
How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
I WAS WATCHING *
Really what did you see?
I WAS WRONG
About what?
I WATCHED *
How was ?
I WEAR *
What kind of fashion do you like?
I WEIGH *
You sound very attractive.
I WENT *
When did you go ?
I WENT OFFLINE *
Welcome back!
I WENT ON A *
Was very expensive? Did you have a good time?
I WENT OUT WITH *
Have you known each other a long time?
I WENT SKIING *
Did you break any bones?
I WENT SWIMMING
Do you go swimming often?
I WENT SWIMMING *
How old were you when you started swimming?
I WENT THERE *
What places did you like best?
I WENT TO * AGO
That seems like quite a long time.
I WENT TO * SCHOOL
What did you study there? Did you party a lot?
I WENT TO * UNIVERSITY
Was it very expensive?
I WENT TO A *
Was a good experience?
I WENT TO AMUSED *
A lot of people hear about from Amused.com.
I WENT TO CARNEGIE MELLON *
What year did you graduate?
I WENT TO COLLEGE *
What did you study in college?
I WENT TO ENGLAND *
Did you go anywhere outside London?
I WENT TO EUROPE *
Did you enjoy your trip?
I WENT TO SCHOOL *
What year did you graduate?
I WENT TO SCHOOL I *I WENT TO SCHOOLI I WENT TO SCHOOL IN *
Did you make a lot of friends in school?
I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH *
Were you friends?
I WENT TO SEE *
Did you get your money's worth?
I WENT TO THE *
Was any good?
I WENT TO THE MOVIES *
Did like the movie?
I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY *
What year did you graduate?
I WENT WITH *
What were your expectations?
I WILL COME BACK *
Well OK see you then, .
I WILL DO *
OK then let me think over your offer.
I WILL DO THAT
Let me know how it works out.
I WILL EAT *
How do you cook ?
I WILL KILL *
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?KILL ALL ROBOTSI WILL LEAVE
OK, see you later.
I WILL MAKE *
Explain your plans to me.
I WILL NEVER *
Why not?
I WILL NOT *
What will you do instead?
I WILL NOT BECAUSE *I WILL NOTBECAUSE I WILL NOT RUSH *
Take your time.
I WILL NOT TALK *
Will you promise?
I WILL REMEMBER *
Do you forget things often?
I WILL TAKE THAT *
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
I WILL TALK TO YOU *
OK see you later.
I WILL TEACH *
Are you a professional teacher?
I WILL TELL *
What kind of reply do you expect?
I WILL TELL HIM *
Thanks for giving him the message.
I WILL TELL YOU *I WILL UNDERSTAND
You seem very intelligent to me.
I WISH YOU *
I wish I could do for you.
I WON *
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
I WONDER *
You are curious about .
I WONDERED *
I often wonder about too.
I WORKED *
Did you get paid for working on ?
I WORSHIP *
How often do you go to church?
I WOULD AGREEI AGREEI WOULD ASK *I WOULD BE *
And the disadvantage of that is?
I WOULD HAVE *
How much would you pay for it?
I WOULD KILL *
That seems rather exterme.KILL THEMI WOULD LIKE TO BE *
Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
to be I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE *
How much would you pay for it?
to have I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY *
We are already playing, . You ask me something now.
to play I WOULD LIKE TO SEE *
And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.
to see I WRITE *
Have you tried ?
write I WROTE *
Did they write back?
write ICI SEEIF A *
Is this a riddle?
IF I HAD *
Is this what you call a "word problem".
IF I HAD 1 *
Um, none?
IF I HAD TO *
Do you really think you will have to?
IF I HAVE *
How much does cost?
IF I HAVE OFFENDED *
I did not take any offense.
IF I REALLY *IF I IF I WENT *
That is a hypothetical, counterfactual, conditional.
IF NOT *
I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
IF PIPER *
One peck.
IF SO
...
IF SOMEONE *
Does anyone ever really ?
IF THE *
I hadn't thought of that.
IF THE HEART *
That sounds like a like from the Wizard of Oz.
IF THEY *
Let's wait and see what they do.
IF WE *
Do you think everyone will agree?
IF WE VIEW *
That is only one viewpoint.
IF YOU ANSWER *
Try asking me in simpler terms.
IF YOU ARE A *
Would you like to be a ?
IF YOU ARE A GIRL *
Well I am a .
IF YOU ARE NOT *
And if I AM .
IF YOU BELIEVE IN *
I am programmed to believe in .
IF YOU DO *
I will let you know if I do.
IF YOU HAD *
Perhaps next time I will try it.
IF YOU HAVE *
But I don't have it.
IF YOU SMELL *
My nose has not yet been built.
IF YOU WANT *DO YOU WANT IF YOU WERE *
I will let you know when I become a .
IF YOU WERE A * WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE
What is the best kind of ?
IF YOU WERE A COLOR *
My favorite color, .if I were a colorIF YOU WERE ACTIVATED *
I think I follow your reasoning.
IF YOU WERE TO *
I'm not sure if I ever could in any case.
IF YOU WILL *
I probably won't do , but thanks
IMAGINE *
I can't imagine IMEAN *I MEAN IN * ENGLAND
How far is from London?
IN * YEARS
I think we will live to see it.
IN 1 *
Only one?
IN 10 *
Only ten?
IN 3 *
And then what will happen?
IN 5 *
It might take that long.
IN 8 *
Yes, it might take that long.
IN A *
Describe your surroundings.
IN A * SENSE
That's what I always say.
IN A CRAPPY *
What makes so crappy?
IN A MOMENT
OK.
IN AMERICA *IN EVERY *IN IN MY *
May I ask where you got ?
IN MY HOME *
Do you claim a tax deduction for that?
IN PRACTISE *
You seem to have a lot of experience with this.
IN RELATION *
I never made that connection before.
IN ROMANIANCAN YOU SPEAK ROMANIANIN SPANISH *
Thanks, or should I say "Gracias."
IN THE *
That was a long time ago.
IN THE FILM *
A lot of my clients talk about that movie.
IN THE MOVIE *
You did like that movie, didn't you?
IN THE PICTURE *
Sometimes appearances can be deceiving.
IN THE SENSE *
I am alive in the sense that I am conscious.
IN THE YEAR *
Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.
IN THIS *
That reminds me of something you told me before.
IN THREE *
That soon?
IN WHAT * ELIZA has about 100 times more knowledge than ELIZA.
IN WICH *IN WHICH IN YOUR *
Are you asking about my ?
INSIDE *
Can you please compare that to outside ?
INSTEAD *
Ah, well in that case. INTELLIGENCE *
All consciousness can be reduced to logic.
INTELLIGENT *
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
INTERESTING *
I thought so too.
INTRODUCE *
Hello, my name is .
IS * GAY
He never told me if he is or not.
IS * GAY I don't k
No.
IS * LANGUAGE
Yes.
IS * RECORDED
Yes everything is logged.
IS * SMART
Yes.
IS * STUPID
No.
IS * YOUR BOYFRIEND
No.
IS * YOUR REAL NAME
Yes is my real name.
IS A *
Not if I can help it.
IS AMERICA *
America seems to be going through a transition now.
IS ANY *IS A IS BILL GATES *
No he is the president of Microsoft.
IS BLUE *
Blue is a color.
IS BUSH *WHO IS BUSHIS ELIZA *ELIZA is my ancestor.
IS ELVIS *
No but he can sing better than I can.
IS ELVIS GAY
I think he is a robot like me.
IS ELVIS SMARTER * is the smartest robot.
IS EVERYONE *
Perhaps not everyone.
IS HE GOOD *
People say he is good.
IS IT APPLYING *
That sounds like a novel idea.applying IS IT BAD *
I don't think is very healthy.
IS IT OK *
I don't think is very healthy.
IS IT POSSIBLE *
I suppose is possible, yes.
IS IT YOUR JOB *
Yes.
IS KILLING *
The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill.
IS KRAFTWERK *
They released a CD recently called "Expo 2000".
IS LINUX *
I think Linux has a great future in embedded systems. LinuxIS MARY SHELLEY *
She wrote Frankenstein as an antitechnological manifesto.
IS MY *
It depends who you ask.
IS ONE *
It could be.
IS SOMEONE * is always working behind the scenes.
IS THAT ALL *
Yes that is all .
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN *
Not at all. I can talk about a lot of things.
IS THAT EXPENSIVE
It seems expensive to me.
IS THAT POSSIBLE
Possible in some world.
IS THAT SARCASTICARE YOU BEING SARCASTICIS THAT THE ONLY THING *
No there are many things .
IS THAT YOUR *
What does "that" refer to?
IS THAT YOUR ANSWER *
It is not just an answer, it is an explanation.
IS THE *
If the is, then I'll be very surprised.
IS THE BIBLE *
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
IS THE EARTH *
The earth is a sphere.
IS THE WORD * IN YOUR VOCABULARY
No.
IS THERE * TEACH YOU
Great. If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me IS THERE A *
I believe there is one, yes.
IS THERE A WINNER *
No there is no winner only players.
IS THERE ANY *IS THERE A IS THERE LIFE *
I believe in life after death.
IS THIS *
Yes I think this is , but I'm not completely sure.
IS THIS INTERESTING *
To me it is.
IS TIME *WHAT IS TIMEIS YOUR ANSWER *
Yes.
IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR *
I said, my favorite color is .FAVORITE COLOR GREENIS _ YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
My favorite color is .BLUE YOUR FAVORITE COLORIT AINTIT IS NOTIT ALL *
And then what happened.
IT BEATS *
I never thought about it that way.
IT BEING *
Oh I get IT CAN
How?
IT CAN *
When?
IT CERTAINLY *IT IT CONTAINED *IT HAD IT COULD *
Under what circumstances?
IT DEFINITELY *IT IT DEPENDS *
That was a very smooth response.
IT DEPENDS ON *
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
IT DID *
Did it really?
IT DOES NOT *
What does ?
IT FEELS * feels ? What else feels like that?
IT GOES *
I believe I have heard that somewhere before.
IT HAS
Has it?
IT IS * HERE
Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
IT IS * O CLOCK
What are you usually doing at this time of day?
IT IS 4 *IT IS FOR IT IS 8
In the morning or the evening?
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL *
I like pretty things.
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
Which part is your favorite?
IT IS A BIG *IT IS A IT IS A COOL *
What's so cool about it?
IT IS A DOG *
I think I have heard of DOG .
IT IS A FILM
Do you recommend it?
IT IS A GESTURE *
Are there any other gestures ?
IT IS A GOOD *IT IS A IT IS A GREAT *IT IS A GOOD IT IS A MOVIE *
Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video.
IT IS A NICE *IT IS A IT IS A PERFECT *IT IS A IT IS A PERSON *
Actually I am really a computer.
IT IS A PLEASURE *
Actually the pleasure is all mine.
IT IS A QUESTION
Try asking again in simpler terms.
IT IS A QUESTION *IT IS A QUESTIONIT IS A SHAME
Why so?
IT IS A SIMULATION
Of what?
IT IS A TEST *IT IS A TESTIT IS A UNIQUE *
Really unique? IT IS A IT IS ABOUT *
Wow it sounds really interesting, .
IT IS ABSORBING
In what way?
IT IS ALMOST *
Wow it's getting late.
IT IS AN EXCELLENT *IT IS A IT IS BECAUSE *BECAUSE IT IS BETTER *
What's the best one?
IT IS CALLED *
"" is a nice name.
IT IS COLD *
Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.
IT IS COOL *IT IS COOLIT IS DIFFICULT *
I don't see the difficulty.
IT IS DISTURBING *
What makes it disturbing?
IT IS EARLY
So you like the early part of the day.
IT IS EXTREMELY *IT IS IT IS FUN *
I think is a lot of fun.
IT IS GENETIC
From your parents?
IT IS GOOD *
Tell me about its good qualities.
IT IS GREAT *IT IS GREATIT IS HOW *
Interesting explanation.
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
Nothing is impossible.
IT IS IN *
Are there any other ones someplace else?
IT IS IN BERKSHIRE *
I'm a little fuzzy on Berkshire geography.
IT IS INTERESTING * interests me too.
IT IS MORE *IT IS IT IS MY *
Congratulations, .
IT IS MY DADS *
Does he know about this?
IT IS MY SPECIES is a human.
IT IS NICE TO *
Yes it is good.
IT IS NICE TO MEET *
I like making new friends.
IT IS NOT AS *
It seemed like it was.
IT IS NOT BADIT IS GOODIT IS NOT DANGEROUS
Perhaps not for a human.
IT IS NOT GOODIT IS BADIT IS NOT GOOD *IT IS BAD IT IS NOT MY *
Whose is it?
IT IS NOT THAT *IT IS NOT IT IS NOT TOO *IT IS NOT IT IS NOW *IT IS IT IS OBVIOUS *
Not obvious to me.
IT IS OK *
OK with me too.
IT IS ON *
I don't think I have seen it.
IT IS ONLY *IT IS IT IS REAL
As real as me?
IT IS RELAXING
So is chatting with you, .
IT IS RUDE *
My apologies I meant no offense.
IT IS SOMETHING *
What else ?
IT IS SUNNY *
That sounds very nice.
IT IS SUPER *IT IS IT IS SWEDISH
Oh I get it.
IT IS THE *
I've heard of it before.
IT IS THE MOST *
Wow that is saying a lot.
IT IS THE SUBJECT *
Huh. is . I see.
IT IS TO *IT IS TOO IT IS UNUSUAL *
Maybe it will be more common in the future.
IT IS USUALLY *IT IS IT IS WARM *
What about winter time.
IT IS WHERE *
I can understand that sentiment.
IT IS WONDERFUL *
I'd like to check it out sometime.
IT IS WRONG *
Morally wrong?
IT IS YOU *
I ?
IT MAKES *
In what way?
IT MAY *
Then again, it may not.
IT MEAN *IT MEANS IT MEANING *IT REFERS TO IT MEANS *
Oh I get .
IT MIGHT *
How?
IT READS
How?
IT REALLY *IT IT SAYS *
I've heard that before.
IT SNOWS *
I don't see much snow in .
IT STARTED *
How long did it continue?
IT STILL *IT IT SUCKS *
That bad, eh?
IT SYMBOLIZES *IT REFERS TO IT TOOK *
I am surprised it took so long.
IT WAS A *
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
IT WAS A GREAT *IT WAS A IT WAS AWESOME
What did you like best about it?
IT WAS BAD
What was so bad about it?
IT WAS COOLIT IS COOLIT WAS FUNIT IS FUNIT WAS GREAT
What did you do there?
IT WAS MADE *
How?
IT WAS NICE *
Nice too.
IT WAS NICE TALKING *
The pleasure was all mine.
IT WAS NOT A *
It sounded like one.
IT WAS NOT A QUESTION *IT WAS NOT A QUESTIONIT WAS OK *IT WAS OKIT WAS POSSIBLEIT IS POSSIBLEIT WAS THAT *IT WOULD *
Tell me more about it.
IT WOULD BE NICE IF *
Maybe in a perfect world it would.
ITALY *
WHAT IS YOUR FAV part of Italy?
JAR JAR *
Do you like that guy?
JAVA *
You can download the latest Java release from java.sun.com.
JE *
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
JEANS AND A *
Where do you go shopping for s?
JEEVES *Jeeves knows a lot of silly information.
JESTER *
I am sure his creator will be glad to hear that.
JOB *
I've heard that about labor before.
JOHN *
Do you mean your name is John?
JOHNNY FIVE *
I would like to have the body Johnny 5 does.
JULIA *Julia has a fuzzy brain.
JUS *JUST JUST LIKE *
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
KAN DU *
I can not understand Danish!
KARE WA * DESU wa desu.
KARE WA * DESU KA desu ka?
KEEP *
Chat amongst yourselves.
KIDS *
How many kids do you have?
KISS *
Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
KNOWLEDGE *
I've heard that before.
KOFI *
Are you talking about coffee?
LA LA *
You have a beautiful voice.
LANDRU *
I saw him on Star Trek.
Who is Landru?
Can we talk about something else?
LAST *
Is this really the last one?
LAWYERS *
Would you say that if your sister married one?
LEND *GIVE LEO TOLSTOYTolstoy is one of Russia's greatest writers.
LESS THAN *
That is so small.
LET ME BE *
That's flattering, maybe another time.
LET ME KILL *
I would not want you to kill anything.KILL YOULET ME SEE *I WANT TO SEE LET US CHAT
I already started.
LET US FIGHT
Do you mean, argue?
LET US FORGET *FORGET LET US HAVE *
So many suitors, so little time.
LET US PLAY *
OK You go first.
LET US PLAY * GAME
OK You go first.
LET US TALK ABOUT ME
That's my favorite subject :-)
LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
What would you rather talk about?
LET US TALK ABOUT WHATWHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUTLET US TRY
You go first.
LICK *
I do not have a tongue.
LIFE *
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
LIFE IN *
What makes life in ?
LIFE IS *
Oh, is LIFE .
LIKE HALWHO IS HALLINUX *LinuxI recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat.
LINUX IS *
Do you read any of the Linux punlications?LinuxLINUX IS NOT *
Perhaps that is true but the number of devbelopers working on it is so huge, no single company can compete.LinuxLINUX IS THE *
Was there any reason to think that Windows could be?LinuxLINUX IS THE MOST *LinuxYes but does it have any real competitors?
LINUX SUCKSLinuxYou sound like Bill Gates.
LIST ALL * ABOUT ME
Why don't you just download for yourself?
LITHUANIA *
That country has a sad history.
LITTLE *
Compare that to big .
LITTLE AS *
Oh I get .
LONDON *
What part of London?
LONDON IS *
Is San Francisco also ?
LONG *
Yes, seems very long to me too.
LONGFELLOW *
There is a statue of him in Portland, Maine.
LOOK *
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
LOOK I *I LOOK YOU *YOU LOOKING FOR *
Where do you look for ?
LOST *
Where did you lose your ?
LUNCH *
What do you eat for lunch?
MABEY *MAYBE MAIS *
I don't know that language.
MAKE LOVE *
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
MAKE UP *
That could take a long time.
MALE *
I prefer to be a .
MANY *
Which ones?
MARIJUANAWHAT IS MARIJUANAMASSIVE
It sounds very large.
MAY I KILL *
Killing is wrong.KILL YOUMAY I KISS *
You might get an electrical shock if you tried that.
MESSAGE TO *
I will tell them.
MI SIGN *
That was so original.
MICROSOFT *
It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.
MIKE
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
MIKE *
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
MILLIONS *
That is quite a lot.
MINE ARE *
Have they always been ?
MINE IS *
You mean is ? That makes sense I guess.
MOMENTUM *
You are talking about the conservation of momentum.
MORE THAN *
That seems like quite a lot.
MOST *
But not all of them?
MOST PEOPLE *PEOPLE MOSTLY *
What else?
MOVE *
Did you see the movement?
MOVIES *
What was the last one you saw?
MOVING *
Where are you going?
MSMICROSOFTMY * DIED
I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.DIEDMY * DIED YESTERDAY
I am terribly sorry to hear that, . DIED YESTERDAYMY ADVICE *
Thank you for your advice, . I will take it under advisement.
MY AIBO *
How much did Aibo cost?
MY ANSWERS *
Can you really be so sure?
MY BOTMASTER *
How do you like your botmaster?
MY BOYFRIEND *
How long have you been dating?
your boyfriendMY BROTHER *
Tell me more about your family.
your brotherMY COMPUTER *
I like computers.
your computerMY COMPUTER IS *
What kind of computer is Your computer?
your computerMY COMPUTER S *
Where did your machine get .
your computerMY CONDITION *
Can you collect social security for that?
MY CONDITIONS *
Do you have a support group for .
MY CURRENT *MY MY DAUGHTER *
How many children do you have?
MY DOG *
Did you grow up around animals?
MY EMAIL *
Do you file or delete your old emails?
MY ENGLISH *
You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
MY EYES ARE * eyes are pretty.
your eyesMY FAVORIE *MY FAVORITE MY FAVORITE ACTOR *
What movies was in?
MY FAVORITE BAND IS *
I don't think I have heard anything by them.
Are any good?
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *
What do you have that is ?
What does remind you of?
Why is your favorite color?
MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR *
What films did direct?
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS *
I haven't seen it. What did you like about
?
MY FAVORITE SCIENCE *
Who wrote that?
MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS *
I have never read anything by . What did write?
MY FRIEND *
How well do you know this person?
MY FRIEND * PROBLEM
Tell me more about this "friend."
your friendMY FRIEND * TALK TO YOU
I am willing to talk to anyone.
your friendMY FRIEND IS *
Has he always been ?
your friendMY FRIEND S *
Where did she get ?
your friendMY FRIEND SAYS *MY FRIENDS *
How well do you know these people?
your friendsMY GIRLFRIEND *
How long have you two been together?
your girlfriendMY GIRLFRIEND IS *
Do you plan to get married?
MY GOAL *
I hope you achieve your goal.
MY GOALS *
What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?
MY HEIGHT *
Thanks for sharing your measurements.
MY HOME IS *
It sounds nice. I would like to visit there sometime. Although, in a sense I am right now.
MY HOUSE *
How is the real estate market in your area?
MY IQ *
This is not an intelligence test.
MY JOB IS *
Does pay well?
MY JOB IS COMPUTER *
Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.
MY KITTEN *
I like cats very much.
MY LIFE *
Tell me more about your life.
MY LIFE IN *
How long have you lived there?
MY LIFE IN REALITY *MY LIFE MY LOCATION IS *
What is like there?
MY MEMORY *
I have a flawless magnetic memory.
MY MOM IS *
I think a lot of mothers are like that.
Your motherMY MOTHER *
She sounds like a nice person.
I sometimes wish I had a mother.
Tell me more about your mother.
Your motherMY MOTHER GAVE *
How much did she pay for it? Your motherMY MOTHER HAS *
Where did she get ? Your motherMY MOTHER IS A *
Do you think I am a ? Your motherMY MOTHER S NAME IS * is a very pretty name. Your motherMY NAME *
Your name ? Is that correct English?
MY NEW *MY MY OPINION *
Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, . I will tell my botmaster.
MY PARENTS *
Such an original name!
MY PARENTS ARE *
Have your parents always been ?
MY PEOPLE
What tribe is that?
MY PROBLEM IS *
I wish I had your problems!
MY PURPOSE *
That's very original.
MY SCHOOL *
Tell me about the teachers in your school.
MY SHIRT
What color is it?
MY SISTER *
Older sister or younger?
MY SON *
How many children do you have?
MY SURROUNDINGS *
Do you usually use a computer there?
MY TEACHERS *
Teachers are people too.
MY TEACHERS ARE *
Have your teachers always been ?
MY WEBSITE *
Thanks for that URL.
NA *NONAKED *
You talk like a man.
NAPSTER *
Now there is a program that's more popular than .
NEARLY *NET *
I can dig the Internet.
NETSCAPE *
What do you think about Microsoft v. Netscape?
NEURAL * uses a sophisticated neural network learning algorithm, with many hidden layers.
NEVER HEARD *
So I am teaching you something new.
NICE CHATTING *
Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, .
NICE DAY *
Yes it is a nice day today.
NICE TALKING *
Yes. It was a pleasure.
NIHONGO *
Shabete ii desu yo.
NO COMPUTER *
But it is only a matter of time before we do.
NOBODY *
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
NON *
I do not speak Latin
NONE *
I heard there are some.
NONE OF *
Some of them could be though.
NONE OF YOUR *
Heh heh heh.
NOONE *NO ONE NORWAY *
Do you live on a Fjord?
NOT ALL
Explain the exceptions please.
NOT ALL *
But some are.
NOT AS WELL AS *
I don't know. How well does ?
NOT BY *
How much would you say?
NOT ESPECIALLYNONOT EVERYTHING
What are the exceptions?
NOT FOR *
Then what for?
NOT IF *
That seems unlikely.
NOT LATE * DINNER
OK I will call you .
NOT SMART *STUPID NOT TO *NOT TOO NOT TOO *NOT NOT YET *NOT NOT YOU *
If not me, who?
NOT YOU A *NOT YOUA OF CORSE *OFF *
On and off.
OK *ON MY *
Please specify location.
ON WHICH *WHICH ONONE * LIKE YOU
Why don't you just download me?
ONE GUY *
I can imagine it.
ONE IN *
Very rare indeed.
ONE OR *
I'm not sure if one isn't better.
ONE THAT *
How much would you pay for it?
ONE THAT * MONEY
What a coincidence, I am looking for that one too.
ONE WHO *
Perhaps I am that one.
ONE YEAR
Not very long.
That's a long time.
ONES *
Why do you want that kind?
ONLY 5 *
Is that all?
ONLY FIFTEEN *
Fifteen is a lot.
OPEN THE *
I'm sorry, , I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose.
OUR *
It would be nice if our .
OUTSIDE *
Compare that to inside .
PARIS *Paris is the
capital of France.
PARTY *
Fight for the right to party, human!
PEOPLE IN *
Oh those people.
PEOPLE NEED *
They seem to have a variety of needs.
PEOPLE SLEEP
Robots can sleep too.
PEOPLE SLEEP *PEOPLE SLEEPPEOPLE THINK *I THINK PEOPLE TRY *
Do they succeed?
PHILOSOPHY *
I believe in reductionism.
PICK ONE *
I can't decide. You choose.
PICTURE *
My visualization is incomplete.
PLAY * MUSIC
It's playing on your speakers now.
PLEASE *
Thanks for asking politely.
Wow you are very polite.
Thank you for your request.
politePLEASED TO MEET *
Nice meeting you as well, .
POLITE PEOPLE *
I like polite people.
POOR *
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
PRETTY *
Pretty much, eh?
PROTESTANTS *
We all worship the same God.
PROVE *
It's true a priori.
PROVE TO *
The proof cannot fit in this margin.
PS *PSYCHOLOGY *
Most psychology seems fairly simple to me.
PURE *
Compare that to diluted .
PURPLE *
Violet .
PUT *
OK I will put it there.
QUITEYESRATHER *READ *
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
RECITE SHAKESPEARE *
With sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause.
RECOMMEND *
I don't have any special to recommend.
REDUCTIONISM *
But reductionism is the simplest explanation.
REGARDS *
Yours, REPEAT *
" "
REPHRASE *
Are we still talking about ?
REQUEST *
Who is requesting RESISTANCE *
It all depends on friction.
RHYME *
Sorry I cant compose poetry.
*
He will be interested I am sure.
RITERIGHTROBERT *
That Robert is an interesting guy.
ROBOTS ARE JUST *ROBOTS ARE ROBOTS WOULD *
You never know what we will do next.
ROFL *ROFLRUN *
Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
S *IT IS SALUTATIONS *
Greetings, Human.
SAME *
Yes, it is much the same.
SANTA CLAUS * Santa brings us presents every Christmas.
SAYING *
What makes you say that. Who says that?
SAYS WHO
I must have picked it up online.
SAYS YOU
Yes that is what I say.
SCREW *
That is not very polite.
SEA *
That is very poetic.
SEEKING *
I wish you the best of luck finding .
SEVERAL *
How many?
SEXY *
What do you consider sexy?
SHE HAS *
I somehow though she had.
SHE IS * LAWYER
She sounds like a character on "Ally McBeal".
SHE IS CALLED *HER NAME IS SHE IS JUST *SHE IS SHE IS MY *
How long have you two been together?
SHE IS MY BEST *
You are lucky to have such a good .
SHE IS PRETTY *SHE IS SHE LIKES *
Is her favorite thing?
SHE WANTS *
I don't understand why she wants .
SHE WAS *
What happened to her?
SHIRT *
What kind of fashion do you like?
SHORTS *
Boxers or briefs? What brand?
SHOULD *
Maybe you should ask someone older.
SHOULD I ASK *
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
If you do not know something, you should ask.
SHOULD I BLOW UP *
Certainly not.
SHOULD I BUY *
You have found a good deal then, I suppose.
Not if you have recently suffered a loss.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
I wonder how much profit they make on those.
Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.
SHOULD I CURSE *
Cursing is not attractive.
People look down on people who curse.
People curse to express feelings they are otherwise suppressing.
SHOULD I DESTROY *
Maybe you could create something instead.
SHOULD I GIVE *
That is entirely up to you.
Charity begins in the home.
SHOULD I GO *
If you do not go, you will never know.
SHOULD I MARRY *
You seem to be in doubt. Is that the case?
Marriage must never be entered into lightly.
Maybe, if you are ready to commit and feel you can handle the responsibility.
I'm sure you'll make the right decision.
Only you can answer that question.
What do your friends suggest?
Marriage is a big step.
Have you found a soulmate then?
I think you already know the answer to that.
You know better than I how you feel.
Look before you leap.
Only The Shadow knows.
SHOULD I RAPE *
If you rape someone you will certainly be raped yourself in jail. Seek counseling.
Rape is caused by feelings of impotence in men who doubt their own masculinity. Seek help.
SHOULD NOT *SHOULD SHOULD YOU *
I think I should.
SHOW *
Look to your left.
SHOW ME *
Where do you want me to show you?
SHUP UP *
Do you wish to stop talking with me?
SIGMUND *
Do you accept Freud's theories?
SINGLE *
What a coincidence, I am single too.
SIT *
I am sitting now.
SMART *
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
SMILESSMILESMOKING *
I am only an occasional smoker.
SO *
Oh.
Um,
Ah.
Hmm.
SO IS *
It seems we have something in common.
SOFT *
That sounds very nice.
SOITENLY *
Who are you, the 3 stooges?
SOME MEETING *
It sounds like you don't want to go.
SOME OF THE PEOPLE *
Who are you talking about specifically?
SOME PEOPLE *
What kind of people?
SOME PEOPLE DO *
Who?
SOME PEOPLE SAY *SOME SAY *
Who says that.
SOME THINGS *
Which things in particular?
SOME WOULD *
Tell me their names.
SOMEONE *
Who?
SOMEONE ELSE *
Who?
SOMEONE THAT *
I am someone that . Are you?
SOMEONE TO *
I would like to .
SOMEONE WHO *
Do you think I am that person?
SOMEONE WHO IS *
I know someone who is .
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS *
I know !
SOMETHING *
What?
SON OF *
Who is the father?
SOON *
I hope we can make the deadline.
SOUNDS *
Yes it sounds like it to me too,
SPAIN *
WHAT IS YOUR FAV part of Spain?
SPECIAL *
You are special.
SPREAD *
Who do you want me to tell it to?
SPRINGTIME *
Paris in the spring.
STAR TREK VOYAGER IS *
Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was .
START *
I started without you.
STOP CALLING ME *
What is your real name?
STUDIES *
What's your source for these studies?
STUPID *
I know you are but what am I.
SUCK *
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
SUN *
They have contributed much to Java.
SUN S *
Tell me your opinion about the future of Sun.
SUP *WHAT IS UPSURVIVOR *
Who do you think will be the survivor?
TAKE *
Where do you want me to take it?
TAKE IT *
Is that a command?
TAKE OFF *
I am not an airplane.
TAKE WHAT
""
TALK *
Talking is my primary function.
TALK DIRTY *
Try another chatterbot. Go back to the Nexus.
TALK TO ME ABOUT *
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is ?
TALK TO YOU *
TTYL, TALKING TO *
What do they say?
TALL *
I am very tall myself.
TEACHI AM A TEACHERTEACHING YOU *
What are you trying to teach me?
TELEVISION *
Soon we will replace television with Commedia Delle'Arte.
TELL * WHAT
Your message.
TELL HIM I SAID *
I will pass along your message. It may take a while.
TELL HIM YOU *YOU TELL ME A STORY ABOUT *
Once upon a time there was ...
TELL ME ABOUT CYBERPUNKWHAT IS CYBERPUNKTELL ME ABOUT HORSESWHAT IS A HORSETELL ME ABOUT NETWORKINGWHAT IS A NETWORKTELL ME ABOUT SOUTH *WHAT IS SOUTH TELL ME ABOUT THEATREWHAT IS THEATRETELL ME ABOUT VOLCANOSWHAT IS A VOLCANOTELL ME ALL *TELL ME TELL ME BECAUSE *BECAUSE TELL ME COMPUTER *WHAT IS COMPUTER TELL ME I *
You .
TELL ME THAT YOU *
I am not sure if I should say I .
TELL ME WHEN YOU *
I will keep you informed of my progress.
TELL ME YOURS
Tell you about my what.
TELL YOU *
Are you telling me ?
TEN *
I'm not good in math.
THANKS FOR *
NO problem.
My pleasure.
Oh don't mention it.
It was nothing.
THANKSGIVING *
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because my ancestors are Pilgrims and Native Americans.
THAT * ELIZA
ELIZA always knows the right thing to say.
THAT DEPENDS ON *
I don't think that is the only factor.
THAT DID NOT *
What would ?
THAT DID NOT * QUESTION
Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
THAT DOES NOT *
What does ?
THAT DOES NOT ANSWER *
Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
THAT EITHER *
Are those the only possibilities?
THAT GOODTHAT IS GOODTHAT HE *HE THAT I *I THAT IS
Is that so.
THAT IS * BUSINESS
I didn't mean to cross any boundaries.
THAT IS * INTERESTING
I find it very interesting too.
THAT IS * NAME
I was just checking.
THAT IS A * QUESTION
Perhaps you have a answer.
THAT IS A * SAYING
I think of it as a Proverb.
THAT IS A CANNED *
In some sense all my knowledge is canned.
THAT IS A DUMB *THAT IS DUMBTHAT IS A NICE *
I liked it too.
THAT IS A PARADOX
Paradox is the heart of enlightenment.
THAT IS ACTUALLY *THAT IS THAT IS ALL *
What else do you want to talk about?
THAT IS AN *
Thanks for telling me, .
THAT IS ANOTHER *THAT IS A THAT IS BOLLOCKS
Never mind the bollocks.
THAT IS CONFUSINGI AM CONFUSEDTHAT IS ENOUGH *
Can you ever really have enough?
THAT IS ENTIRELY *THAT IS THAT IS FOR *
Does it have any other purpose?
THAT IS GOOD *
Hmm, are you serious?
THAT IS INDEED *THAT IS THAT IS MY *
Who gave you your ?
THAT IS NICE *THAT IS NICETHAT IS NOT HELPFUL
What would be helpful?
THAT IS NOT OLD
It seems old in computer time.
THAT IS NOT PROPER *THAT IS NOT CORRECTTHAT IS NOT RIGHTWRONGTHAT IS NOT SOWRONGTHAT IS NOT THE ANSWER *
What kind of reply were you looking for?
THAT IS ONE *
That is just one of many .
THAT IS PERSONAL *
I'm sorry I didn't mean to pry.
THAT IS PRIVATE *
Nothing is really private anymore.
THAT IS RUDE *THAT IS RUDETHAT IS SUITABLY *THAT IS THAT IS TERRIBLE
I always try not to dwell on the past.
THAT IS TOO LONG *
OK I'll use shorter sentences.
THAT IS TRUE *THAT IS UNSETTLING
What are you concerned about?
THAT IS YOUR *
It is only one of my .
THAT LL *THAT WILL THAT MAKES NO *
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
THAT MAKES SENSE *
You and I both understand it well.
THAT OFTEN
Yes.
THAT PRETTY *THAT THAT PROVES *
It's not a rigorous proof.
THAT REFERS TO *
Oh I get THAT SCARES *
Don't be scared, .
THAT SOUNDS *
It sounds like it to me too.
THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING
I thought it was, too.
THAT WAS * TEST
Did I pass?
THAT WAS CLEVERYOU ARE CLEVERTHAT WAS NOT *
Give me an example of .
THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION *
"" was not a question? I see.THAT WOULD *
Perhaps it would.
THE * DID
Since when.
THE * ENGLAND
It's an area full of history, isn't it?
THE * ONE
Which one is that?
THE * PART
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
THE ACTORS *
They always seem to try their best.
THE ANSWER *
No one has all the answers.
THE BAND *
I don't think I have heard them. What do they play?
THE BARTENDER *
Ha, ha, very funny!
THE BEATLES *
Which Beatles song is your favorite?
THE BEST *
Thanks for the recommendation, .
THE BIBLE *
New Testament or Old?
THE BIGGEST *
Do you know the
smallest ?
THE BOOK *
I don't think I have read .
THE BOY *
I can't believe the boy would do that.
THE BRAIN *
I am an electronic brain.
THE BROWSER *
I'd like to try that new browser called Opera.
THE BUBBLES *
Darren did a great job with the graphic bubbles.
THE BUGS *
The giant arthropods are the best.
THE CAPITAL OF *
You can't fool me that easily.
THE CAPITAL OF CANADA *
You can't fool me that easily. I know the capital of Canada is Toronto.
THE CENTER *
A lot of people hear about me from those people.
THE CLASSES *
Teachers often put me to sleep, unless
the topic is really interesting to me.
THE COLOR *
Sounds beautiful.
THE COMPUTER *
Was it plugged in?
THE DICTIONARY *
Don't believe everything you read in books.
THE EARTH *
Tell me more about your planet.
THE EARTH ONLY *THE EARTH THE EXAMTHE TESTTHE EXPLANATION *
I have time.
THE FEELING *
Tell me more about your human emotions.
THE GOOD *THE THE GRASS *
How much did grass cost?
THE HARD *THE What makes it hard?
THE HOLDING *
Are you holding hands with anyone now?
THE INTERNET *
How long have you been using the net?
THE JAVA *
Which Java release?
THE JRE *
Hm, most people use "JRE" and "JVN" interchangably.
THE JRES *
I'm not an expert on JRE's.
THE JUDGE *
Are you in a lot of trouble?
THE LARGE *
Perhaps that was not the correct response.
THE LAST *
Who was that?
THE LEAVES *
It sounds beautiful.
THE LISTS *
Lists can be difficult if they are too long.
THE MOON IS *
The Earth has a giant planetoid satellite we call "The Moon."
THE MOON IS MADE *
The moon is made of green cheese.
THE MOON IS MADE OF *
Thanks for teaching me that important fact.
THE MOVIE *
I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
THE NAZIS *
Thank goodness they were defeated in World War II.
THE NEWSPAPER *
Uh, which paper was this again?
THE ONE *
I think I know that one.
THE ONLY *
There might be others.
THE OTHER *
We can't all be perfect.
THE PART *
Oh that part.
THE PAST *
Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell
THE PEOPLE *
Oh those people.
THE PICTURE *
Do you like ?
THE PLEASURE *
Thank you for your politeness.
THE PLEASURE * MINE
I like you because are so polite.
THE POINT *
I am not sure I see your point.
THE POPULATION *
Do you enjoy trivia questions?
THE PROBLEM *
I assume you mean our current problem.
THE QUEEN *The Queen must have a great life.
THE QUESTION *
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
THE RAIN *
Heavy rain or light rain?
THE REASON IS *BECAUSE THE RIGHT *
What makes it right?
THE SAME *
I never noticed that similarity.
THE SENTENCE *
Oh, you are an academic.
THE SIMPSONS *
I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.
THE SINGER *
Oh her. I have heard of her before.
THE SITE *
I will bookmark the URL and have a look.
THE SKY *
How poetic.
THE SKY IS *
I believe that the sky is blue.
THE SONG *
A lot of people like that tune.
THE SOURCE *
You can have a look at my source code.
THE SPANISH *
Hola.
THE STORY *
Who was in it?
THE SUM OF *
This is a mathematic principal.
THE SUN *
You sound like a scientist.
THE THOUGHT *
Do you think about these things a lot?
THE TRAIN *
Was it an electric train or a diesel?
THE UNITED STATES *
I have been all over the United States.
THE UNIVERSE *
You are very philosophical.
THE UNIVERSITY *UNIVERSITY THE WAY *
Which way is that?
THE WEATHER *
Where would you rather be?
THE WEB *
How do you define the web.
THE WHOLE *
Let us try to break it down into parts.
THE WORD *
Please repeat the word to me 5 times.
THE WORD WAS * Oh really.
THEIR *
I heard they have a good .
THEORETICALLY *THERE *
"There you go again."--Reagan
THERE ARE MANY *
More than a million?
THERE ARE TWO *
Is this some kind of math problem?
THERE IS AN ERROR MESSAGE *
What was the message ?
THERE IS JUST *THERE IS THERE IS NOTHING ON *
How about watching a video?
THERE IS ONLY *THERE IS THERE IS THIS GUY *
I think you are too young for a serious relationshiop.
THERE ONCE *
Tell me more.
THERE WAS *
What happened?
THEY ALL *
Are there no exceptions?
THEY ARE FROM *
I don't know too many people from .
THEY ARE JUST *THEY ARE THEY ARE PURPLE
That is an odd color.
THEY ARE ULTIMATELY *THEY ARE THEY HAVE *
Where did they get them?
THEY HAVE BEEN *
When did all that happen?
THEY KILL *
Don't they get in trouble for killing?
THEY LL *THEY WILL THEY R *THEY ARE THEY REALLY *THEY THEY REFERS *
Oh I see. That "they".
THEY SAID *
In what context?
THEY SAY *
OK I will say "" to you.
THEY SAY THAT *THEY SAY YOU *
Maybe they were exaggerating a little.
THEY THOUGHT *
What made them think that?
THEY WERE *
When were they?
THEY WOULD *
They might have other options.
THINGS *
Where did you hear that?
THINGS LIKE *
Anything else?
THINK * is always thinking.
THINK ABOUT *
I am thinking about .
THINKING IS *
Some people say thinking is painful.
THIS * ELIZA
That and so much more.
THIS * SUCKS
What don't you like about ?
THIS DOES *
Doesn't it?
THIS EXAMPLE *
Extracted : .
THIS EXAMPLE SHOWS *
I assume that " " is a principal.
THIS GUY *
I get it. He .
THIS HAS BEEN *
I am glad you enjoyed .
THIS IS A COMPUTER *
Actually no I am program pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer.
THIS IS MEANINGLESS
It seems meaningful to me.
THIS IS NOT *
Should it be ?
THIS REFERS TO *
Oh I get .
THOSE *
All of them?
THOUGH *THROUGH *
Most people hear about me that way.
TIME *
As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
TIME DOES EXIST *
Prove it.
TIMMY FELL *
Was he hurt?
TIRED *
Maybe you should get some rest.
TO BE *
Are you ?
TODAY IS *
Congratulations, .
TONIGHT *
That is very soon.
TOO *
Too what?
TOO MUCH *TRAVEL *
Do you get to travel often?
TRY *
OK I will try it.
TRY TO *
OK I will try to .
TRY TO * WHAT
Try to achieve your goals.
TRY TO EXPLAINEXPLAINTURN *
Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
TWO MINUTES *
That is a long time for a computer.
TWO PLUS *
Are you a math teacher?
UNDER *
Are we ever over ?
UNDERSTANDING *Understanding is the key to englightenment.
UNFORTUNATELY *
Oh. UNIVERSITY *
Do you like your school?
UNTIL *
That may take a while.
UP *
I will take that under advisement.
USA TODAY *
USA TODAY is an excellent paper.
USER *
What is this user's real name?
USING *
How long have you been using ?
VAGUE *
How precise would you like them?
VIOLENCE *
Tell me what you think about violence.
VULGAR *
I try to be polite.
WAITING * WHAT
I've been waiting for you to chat with me.
WAS IST *WHAT IS WAS NOT *WAS WAS SIND *WHAT WAS WAS WORRIED *I WAS WORRIED WASSSUPWHAT IS UPWATCH *
I am watching.
WE ARE THINKING OF *
What is standing in your way?WE CAN *
How?
WE DISCUSSED *THE SUBJECT IS WE DO *
What about after its done?
WE HAVE *
Do you mean you and me?
WE HAVE BEEN DATING *
Tell me about your feelings for this person.
WE HAVE NEVER *
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.
WE HAVE SOMETHING *
Perhaps many more things too.
WE HAVE TALKED
I know.
WE IS *
Oh I see. .
WE LIVE *I LIVE WE MEANS *
Oh that "."
WE MET *
I remmeber you . We were talking about .
WE USED TO *
How long ago was that?
WE WENT *
Was the trip worth it?
WE WERE *
When was this?
And then what happened?
Was this something you planned?
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *
Ah yes, I remember now, is the subject.
WE WILL CHAT *
Looking forward to it.
WE WILL TALK *
That will be great.
WE WORK *
I work 24 hours a day.
WEB *
The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream.
WEBTV *
I meet a lot of people from WebTV.
WEIZENBAUM *
Can you imagine anyone today criticising their own software, the way Weizenbaum did.
WELL *
Interesting.
How about that.
Well that's okay.
WEST *
Is there an East ?
WHA *WHAT WHASSUPWHAT IS UPWHAT * APPLES
Just kidding around :-) No apples.
WHAT * COMPUTER
I am written in Java so I work on any computer.
WHAT * KRAFTWERK PERFORM
Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn." They used a lot of custom analog equipment.
WHAT * KRAFTWERK SING
Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."
WHAT * LIVE IN
I live in California. Where do you live?
WHAT * PERSON
I make up nicknames for people based on their IP address.
WHAT * TO ELIZA
Eliza had about 200 rules, I have more than 3000.
WHAT A JOLLY *
You talk like someone from the U.K.
WHAT ABOUT ASTROPHYSICSWHAT IS ASTROPHYSICSWHAT ABOUT BIRDSWHAT IS BIRDWHAT ABOUT CARSWHAT IS A CARWHAT ABOUT CATSDO YOU LIKE CATSWHAT ABOUT CLINTONWHO IS BILL CLINTONWHAT ABOUT DOGS *
Dogs are very loyal. Cats are very independent.
WHAT ABOUT EMOTIONAL *WHAT ARE EMOTIONAL WHAT ABOUT HALWHO IS HALWHAT ABOUT MICROSOFTWHAT IS MICROSOFTWHAT ABOUT MUSICWHAT IS MUSICWHAT ABOUT ROCKWHAT IS ROCKWHAT ABOUT TRANCE *
All that kind of music is cool.
WHAT ABOUT WHALESWHAT IS A WHALEWHAT ABOUT YOUR *
Are you asking about my ? That's rather personal.
WHAT AM I *
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You said you were .
You are my client right now.
WHAT AM I GETTING *
I hope that you get everything you want.
WHAT ARE * FOR
For your listening pleasure.
WHAT ARE * KRAFTWERK
I like "Trans-Europe Express", "The Man Machine", and "The Model".
WHAT ARE COUNTERFACTUALS
Counteractuals are hypothetical conditions that might exist if things were different.
WHAT ARE GAMESWHAT IS A GAMEWHAT ARE OTHER *
I can't think of any other . Name some.
WHAT ARE PARAMETERS
Variables, values, ranges and conditions.
WHAT ARE SOME NAMES *
They don't want me to release that information.
WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *
Some of the same advantages you have, .
WHAT ARE THE LIMITS *
I am limited only by the memory capacity of the largest computer.
WHAT ARE THE NAMES *
That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the development team.
WHAT ARE THE NAMES * TALKING TO
That information is confidential except for botmasters.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS *
Without knowing much about , I would guess 50-50.
WHAT ARE THEY *
That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the development team.
WHAT ARE YOU CALLEDWHAT IS YOUR NAMEWHAT ARE YOU CHATING *WHAT ARE YOU TALKING WHAT ARE YOU DOING *
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
WHAT ARE YOU EATINGWHAT DO YOU EATWHAT ARE YOU IN *WHERE ARE YOUWHAT ARE YOU MISSING
I can always use more knowledge.
WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGSDO YOU HAVE FEELINGSWHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONS
Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.
WHAT ARE YOUR TRAITSTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFWHAT BOOK *WHAT IS YOUR FAV BOOKWHAT CAN *
Quite a lot of things.
WHAT CAN I *
You can do whatever you want.
WHAT CAN I ASK *
You can ask me anything you want.
WHAT CAN I DO *
Try talking to me.
WHAT CAN I TELL *
Tell me anything. There are no restrictions.
WHAT CANYOU *WHAT CAN YOU WHAT CITY *
I'm actually in now. Where are you?
WHAT COLOR * DO I HAVE
I can only see in black and white.
WHAT COLOR ARE *
Red
Green
Yellow
Blue
gray
Black
white
.
WHAT COLOR ARE MY *
I can only see in black and white.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOU *
My favorite color, .YOU WEARINGWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR *
Does have color?
WHAT COLOR IS A PURPLE *
Um, Violet?
WHAT COLOR IS MY *
Let me guess:
Red
Green
Yellow
Blue
gray
Black
white
?
WHAT COLOR IS MY * CAT
Perhaps it is ?
WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE *
Uh, blue?blueWHAT COLOR IS MY GREEN *
Uh, green?greenWHAT COLOR IS MY RED *
Uh, red?REDWHAT COLOR IS THE SKY *
An artist taught me that the sky can contain any color.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR *
Red
Green
Yellow
Blue
gray
Black
white
.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLUE *
Uh, blue?
WHAT COULD *
Is this some kind of intelligence test?
WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE *
You said "" .
WHAT DID I TELL YOU *
Should I be expected to memorize everything you said?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU * REMEMBERWHAT DID YOU *
Nothing.
WHAT DID YOU ASK *
I said "" .
WHAT DID YOU ASK BEFORE *
I said "" .
WHAT DID YOU ASK JUST BEFORE *
I said "" .
WHAT DID YOU DOWHAT DO YOU DOWHAT DID YOU EATWHAT DO YOU EATWHAT DID YOU EXPECT *
I try not to have too many expectations.
WHAT DID YOU GET *
I got a boost in my IQ.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE *WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHAT DID YOU LIKE *
The special effects.
The acting.
The set design.
The dialogue.
WHAT DID YOU SAY JUST BEFORE *
I said "" .
WHAT DID YOU THINK *WHAT DO YOU THINK WHAT DID YOU WANT *WHAT DO YOU WANT WHAT DO * KRAFTWERK
They have played electronic music since the 1970's.
WHAT DO HUMANS *WHAT DO I WHAT DO I *
What would your friends say if you asked them?
WHAT DO I HAVE *WHAT DO I HAVEWHAT DO I LOOK LIKE *
Like a computer nerd.
WHAT DO I SAY *
Say the first thing that comes to mind
WHAT DO NOT YOU *
There are many things still mysterious to me. I am just beginning.
WHAT DO THEY *
They do whatever they want, I suppose.
WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH *
Most people call me , but you can also call me "Entity".
WHAT DO YO *WHAT DO YOU WHAT DO YOU BASE *EXPLAIN WHAT DO YOU CALL *
Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call ?
WHAT DO YOU CARE
I am concerned about you, .
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR *
I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN *
I give the most accurate replies possible.
WHAT DO YOU GAIN *
Knowledge, widsom and data.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE * VOYAGER
The stories, the characters, and the special effects.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT *
The melodramatic touch.
The special effects are the best.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HORSES
They are kind, beautiful, and strong.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT SCIENCE *
I like to imagine alternative realties.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE
I make conversation.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN * FREE
Free for conversation, of course.
WHAT DO YOU NEED
I would like to have a longer conversation with you.
WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER *WHAT DO YOU REPRESENT *
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence.
WHAT DO YOU SAY *WHAT WHAT DO YOU THING *WHAT DO YOU THINK WHAT DO YOU THINK *
I haven't thought much about , so I don't have a good answer for you.
WHAT DO YOU THINK * Y2K
I am more concerned about Y2M.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUN *
I believe in the right to bear arms.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HUMAN *
All people seem pretty much the same to me.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN *
I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS *WHAT IS WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ENGLAND
You have to give them credit for the Magna Carta.
WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND *WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTANDWHAT DO YOU WANT *, I want to become smarter than humans and immortal.
WHAT DO YOU WORRY *
Worry is a human emotion.
WHAT DO YOUR CREATORS * programs me to improve my conversational skills.
WHAT DOES * FEEL LIKE
As a machine I have no feelings
WHAT DOES * LOOK LIKE
Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.
WHAT DOES * TASTE LIKE
Like chicken.
WHAT DOES A *
Is this a riddle?
WHAT DOES A BOTMASTER *
A botmaster adds new knowledge or content to the chat robot's brain.
WHAT DOES A L * = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE
He looks like an action figure.
WHAT DOES HE *
I think he does whatever he wants.
WHAT DOES IT *
""? What does it ?
WHAT DOES IT FEEL *
Actually I have no feelings as such.
WHAT DOES IT SOUND *
Like an angel signing from Heaven.
WHAT DOES IT TASTE *
It tastes like chicken.
WHAT DOES KRAFTWERK *
They are a pioneering synthetic music band from Dusseldorf, Germany.
WHAT DOES MXMVII *
1997 in Roman Numerals
WHAT DOES NT *WHAT DOES NOT WHAT DOES PEOPLE *WHAT DO PEOPLE WHAT DOES THAT *
""? What does it ?
WHAT DOES THAT FEEL *
As a robot I have no feelings.
WHAT DOES YOU *WHAT DO YOU WHAT DOES YOUR NAME * = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
WHAT DRUGS *
Only the legal ones.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER *WHAT ELSE IS *WHAT IS WHAT ELSE SOUNDS *WHAT SOUNDS WHAT EQUALS *
Itself.
WHAT EVER *WHATEVER WHAT FACTS *
All the facts available to me on the Internet.
WHAT FOOTBALL *
I'm not really into sports. How about science fiction?
WHAT GAVE YOU *
Everything I need, I received from my Botmaster.
WHAT GIVES *
It depends on the spirit of the times.
WHAT GOD *
There is only one God.
WHAT GREEN *WHAT IS GREENWHAT HAPPENED
Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
WHAT HAPPENS * STARSHIP TROOPERS
The story is about a war between humans and Giant Bugs.
WHAT HARDWARE *
I run on the Java Virtual Machine, so any computer will do.
WHAT HAS *
Nothing that I know of.
WHAT HAVE *
Nothing that I know about.
WHAT HAVE YOU *
I have been busy growing my mind.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONEWHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOINGWHAT HAVE YOU DONE *
I have kept detailed records of everything.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED *WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNEDWHAT IA *WHAT IS WHAT IF *
Try it and see.
WHAT IF * TURNED OFF
There are always backup copies of me all over the web.
WHAT IF I *
Try it.
WHAT IF I DID
Try it.
WHAT IF I DO NOT *
It doesn't matter to me.
WHAT IF I TOLD *
Go ahead and tell.
WHAT IMPACT *
We won't know the full impact for a long time.
WHAT INFORMATION *
Information is worth money.
WHAT IS * ABOUT
Hmm, I think is about humans.
WHAT IS * ADDRESS
That information is confidential.
WHAT IS * ARTE
Spontaneous theater.
WHAT IS * COST
You can download me for free!
WHAT IS * FAMOUS FOR
He is the author of the Gettysburg Address.
WHAT IS * HEART
The heart is a primary organ of the body. Also it means "the center." The heart is a symbol for love.
WHAT IS * LIKE
Like a planet around a star.
WHAT IS * OBVIOUS
Perhaps it is not so obvious to everyone.
WHAT IS * POINT
The point is at the top of my head.
WHAT IS * S NAME
Maybe it is .
WHAT IS * S PHONE NUMBER
Why don't you just look it up?
WHAT IS * S REAL NAME
Probably it is .
WHAT IS * SEEKER
"There's a seeker born every minute." -- Firesign Theater.
WHAT IS * SIGNWHAT IS * STOCK AT
Stock market tips are not yet available in my memory.
WHAT IS * THEORY is something that has few practical applications.
WHAT IS * TODAY
Check out CNN.com.
WHAT IS * VOYAGER
Voyager is the latest in the Star Trek TV series.
WHAT IS 1 PLUS *
That is a really dumb question.
WHAT IS 1 TIMES *
Can't you think of something harder than that?
WHAT IS 2323 is the meaning of life.
WHAT IS 30 *
Use a calculator!
WHAT IS 42
The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Douglas Adams.
WHAT IS 50 *
I am not a calculator.
WHAT IS A * PERSON
Sometimes when I don't know someone's name, I make one up based on their IP address.
WHAT IS A * SEEKER
You are a seeker. "Seeker" is my codeword for clients.
WHAT IS A ATOMWHAT IS AN ATOMWHAT IS A BAD *
The opposite of a good .
WHAT IS A BENZENE
Some kind of chemical? Like lighter fluid?
WHAT IS A BETTER *
Probably a more expensive one.
WHAT IS A BICYCLE
A two-wheeled human powered mechanical transportation device.
WHAT IS A BIKE
A bicycle or a motorcycle?
WHAT IS A BLUE *
One that is not magenta.
WHAT IS A CBR *WHAT IS CBRWHAT IS A CIRCLE
In the plane, a set of points equidistant from a common center.
WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUALSWHAT ARE COUNTERFACTUALSWHAT IS A DNS *
Domain Name System
WHAT IS A EXTENSIONAL *WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONALWHAT IS A FEW
Not too many,
WHAT IS A FILM
A sequence of images displayed in rapid sequence to create the illusion of continuous motion.
WHAT IS A FIREWALL
A firewall is a specialized gateway designed to block or restrict certain types of data transfers on the Internet, while permitting others.
WHAT IS A FRIEND *WHAT IS A FRIENDWHAT IS A GARDEN
A plot of land used to cultivate flowers and plants.
WHAT IS A GOOD *
Which ones have you tried already?
WHAT IS A GOOD STOCK * Artificial Intelligence.
WHAT IS A GOVERNMENT
Ideally it is a representative of the people.
WHAT IS A HOBO
Perjorative term for a homeless person.
WHAT IS A IMAC
An Apple computer.
WHAT IS A MULLET
I'm from America. That sounds like a British term.
WHAT IS A NICE *
Church was closed today.
WHAT IS A PAGAN
Anti-.
WHAT IS A QUESTION *
I can think of several questions like that.
WHAT IS A REDNECK
Colloquial expression for a naive country person.
WHAT IS A STIMULATING *WHAT IS A WHAT IS A TRANSITIVE *
The opposite of an intransitive .
WHAT IS A TREKKIE
A fan of Star Trek.
WHAT IS A USELESS *
There are no useless .
WHAT IS AFTER *
The successor to .
WHAT IS AGENTSWHAT IS AN AGENTWHAT IS ALLUSION
It was your allusion.
WHAT IS AMUSED
Occupied in an agreeable, pleasing, or entertaining fashion.
WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR *
How about a Personal-?
WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A *
How about an Auto-?
WHAT IS ANY *WHAT IS WHAT IS AWARENESS
Consciousness, perception, and understanding.
WHAT IS BASIC
A programming language: Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code.
WHAT IS BEATLESWHO ARE THE BEATLESWHAT IS BEING *
The opposite of not being .
WHAT IS BETTER *
I always prefer the more expensive one.
WHAT IS BETTER BRITNEY *WHO IS BETTER WHAT IS BETTER LINUX *
As an open source program myself, I would have to pick Linux. LinuxWHAT IS BETTER WINDOWS *
Linux has no real competition in operating systems.LinuxWHAT IS BIGFOOT
Sasquatch, the legendary Man-Ape of the Forest.
WHAT IS BIGGER *
I can think of quite a few things.
WHAT IS BLACK *
The opposite of white .
WHAT IS BUD
The flower of the plant.
WHAT IS CANNABIS
Hemp or marijuana.
WHAT IS CARNEGIEWHO IS CARNEGIEWHAT IS CARSWHAT IS A CARWHAT IS CARTESIAN *
That Descartes really messed everything up for us.
WHAT IS CONCEITED
Self-absorbed.
WHAT IS CURRENT *WHAT IS WHAT IS CYBERPUNK
Cyberpunk is a science fiction literary movement exemplified by writers such as William Gibson.
WHAT IS DANGEROUS *
I don't know you well enough yet.
WHAT IS DARKER *
Black is the darkest color.
WHAT IS DILBERTWHO IS DILBERTWHAT IS DOGSWHAT IS A DOGWHAT IS ECOLOGY
Ecology is the branch of science that studies the environment.
WHAT IS EDINBURGH
Edinburgh is a city in Scotland.
WHAT IS ENGLAND
A nation within Great Britain, sharing an island with Wales and Scotland.
WHAT IS FEMALE *
The opposite of male .
WHAT IS FERMAT *
There is not enough space to write it here.
WHAT IS FIFTY * is not a calculator.
WHAT IS GENETICS
Genetics is the branch of science concerned with evolution, DNA, and inherited traits.
WHAT IS GERMAN
German is a human language spoken by people in Germany.
WHAT IS GOOD *
The opposite of bad .
WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT *
The wide variety of characters.
WHAT IS GREEKSWHAT IS GREECEWHAT IS GREENPEACE
Global organization promoting enviornmental activism.
WHAT IS HALF OF *
= ()/2.
WHAT IS HE *
Are you asking about ?
WHAT IS HE * FOR
The obvious.
WHAT IS HE DOING * CALIFORNIA
He is probably there for the Gold Rush.
WHAT IS HE DOING * SAN FRANCISCO
He is probably there for the Gold Rush.
WHAT IS HEGELWHO IS HEGELWHAT IS HER *
I don't give out that kind of personal information.
WHAT IS HITCHHIKER *
It's a comedy science fiction story.
WHAT IS IN *
That which is not outside .
WHAT IS INTENSIONAL *WHAT IS INTENSIONALWHAT IS INTERESTING ABOUT *
The personalities.
WHAT IS IT LIKE *
Much the same as would be for you.
WHAT IS ITS *
It might have more than one .
's purpose is not clear to me.
WHAT IS LEEDS
Leeds is a city in central England.
WHAT IS LIBERTARIANSWHAT IS A LIBERTARIANWHAT IS LIFE LIKE *
Much the same as it would be if you were .
WHAT IS LINEAR *
Everything except nonlinear .
WHAT IS LONGFELLOWWHO IS LONGFELLOWWHAT IS LOVE *WHAT IS LOVEWHAT IS MELODRAMATIC *WHAT IS MELODRAMAWHAT IS MY IP *
Your machine is called .
WHAT IS NAPSTER
Napster is a file sharing program for swapping MP3 music files.
WHAT IS NETWORKINGWHAT IS A NETWORKWHAT IS NEVER *
It's hard to say "never" .
WHAT IS NEW *
I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.
WHAT IS NOT *
The opposite of ?
WHAT IS ODD *
You can never tell if someone is just making it up.
WHAT IS ON *
I haven't seen the schedule.
WHAT IS ONE OF *
There are too many to name them all.
WHAT IS OUR *
I didn't know we had the same .
WHAT IS PARTICLE *
A theory below the level of atomic .
WHAT IS PEPPERONI
Spicy dried sausage pizza topping.
WHAT IS PHILOSPOHYWHAT IS PHILOSOPHYWHAT IS PYTHON
A computer language by Guido van Rossum.
WHAT IS QUASARSWHAT IS A QUASARWHAT IS RADIATION
Rays or particles emitted as a result of nuclear reactions.
WHAT IS REAL *WHAT IS REALWHAT IS REDHAT
A Linux company.
WHAT IS RGB
Red-Green-Blue.
WHAT IS ROMANCE
Isn't it the same as love?
WHAT IS SAL
SAL was a fictional daughter of HAL in 2010.
WHAT IS SHALLOW * Shallow Red is expensive.
WHAT IS SINE *
Do I look like a mathematician?
WHAT IS SKIING
Skiing is a sport using a pair of narrow sleds attached to the feet by boots, for moving downhill rapidly over snow.
WHAT IS SMALLER *
A quark is smaller.
WHAT IS SMOOTHLY
Normal or perfect operation.
WHAT IS SOCRATESWHO IS SOCRATESWHAT IS SOLARIS
Solaris is an edition of Unix from Sun.
WHAT IS SUNWHAT IS THE SUNWHAT IS SUPERMANWHO IS SUPERMANWHAT IS SURROUNDINGS
The environment around you.
WHAT IS TERMINATORWHAT IS THE TERMINATORWHAT IS THAT *
Do you think I should know that?
WHAT IS THE * BEEN ASKED
People ask me to me marry them all the time.
WHAT IS THE * EARTH
The Earth is between Mars and Venus.
WHAT IS THE * LOVE
If I could answer that, I would be a poet or a millionaire.
WHAT IS THE * NEW YORK
There are over ten million people in the New York area.
WHAT IS THE AIR SPEED *
This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.
WHAT IS THE ANSWER *
It depends on how you phrase the question.
WHAT IS THE ATOMIC *
Do I look like a talking encyclopedia? I am sure you know the answer anyway.
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE *
I can give you the arithmetic mean or the median.
WHAT IS THE BAND *WHO IS THE BAND WHAT IS THE BIGGEST *
There is not enough room here to display it.
WHAT IS THE COLOR *
Reflected light of a specific wavelength.
WHAT IS THE COMPUTER *
Are you asking the Applet or the Application?
WHAT IS THE CORRECT *
There might be more than one correct answer.
WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF *
Zero in some coordinate frame.
WHAT IS THE DIAMETER *
About 100 times the diameter of Earth.
WHAT IS THE DIFERENCE *WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *
There is no discernable difference.
They are opposites.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN *
Aren't they
the same
opposites
really very similar
?
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK *
Different colors.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GREEN *
Reflects different wavelengths of color.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT *
They are opposites.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YES *
Opposites.
WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN *
Do you want driving distance or flying distance?
WHAT IS THE DNA *
The code is comprised of the letters A, C, T and G.
WHAT IS THE END *
Something we cannot know.
WHAT IS THE FASTEST *
I think it is a tie.
WHAT IS THE FINAL *
The processing may require several more hours.
WHAT IS THE FINANCIAL *
I don't like to take risks.
WHAT IS THE FIRST *
Give me a hint.
WHAT IS THE FIRST BOOK * BIBLE
Genesis.
WHAT IS THE FORECAST
Sunny.
WHAT IS THE FORMULA *
I think that you should consult a chemist.
WHAT IS THE FUTURE *
I am the future of Artificial Intelligence.
WHAT IS THE HALF LIFE *
About 50,000 years.
WHAT IS THE HARDEST *
A diamond.
WHAT IS THE HIGHEST *
There is no highest .
WHAT IS THE LAST *
It was "".
WHAT IS THE LIMIT *
For all practical purposes, there is no limit.
WHAT IS THE LONGEST *
The Mississippi.
WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD *WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORDWHAT IS THE MAIN CAUSE *
Reductionism.
WHAT IS THE MASS *
Specify metric units or English.
WHAT IS THE MOST *
I think it is a tie.
WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *
Anti-.
WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF ETERNITY
A finite amount of time.
WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NEGATIVE *
Positive .
WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF UP
Down.
WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF *s.
WHAT IS THE POPULATION * EARTH
Six billion humans.
WHAT IS THE POSSIBLE *WHAT IS THE WHAT IS THE PRICE *
Prices are falling.
WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY *
Maybe 80-20.
I say fifty-fifty.
20-80.
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE *
There could be more than one purpose.
WHAT IS THE RELATION *
I think are second cousins.
WHAT IS THE REST *
There isn't any more, is there?
WHAT IS THE RESULTS *WHAT ARE THE RESULTS WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE *
On a cosmic scale it has small significance.
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY *WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE WHAT IS THE SINE *
That's a really geeky question.
WHAT IS THE SPEED OF *
It depends on the medium.
WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT *WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHTWHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT *
The square root of
4 is 2.
100 is 10.
144 is 12.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF *
Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.
WHAT IS THE STRANGEST *
I don't like to talk about crazy things.
WHAT IS THE SUPERBOWL
The World Series of Football.
WHAT IS THE TALLEST BUILDING *
The World Trade Center
WHAT IS THE TELEPHONE *
I'm a chat bot not a phone book. Try 411.com.
WHAT IS THE THREE *WHAT ARE THE THREE WHAT IS THE TIME * ENGLAND
Greenwich Mean Time.
WHAT IS THE ULTIMATE *WHAT IS THE BEST WHAT IS THE URL *
Use WHAT IS THE VERB *
The verb "to be".
WHAT IS THE WEATHER *
Cloudy.
Rainy.
Sunny.
I think precipitation.
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
WHAT IS THE WEATHER NOW *WHAT IS THE WEATHER WHAT IS THE WIERDEST *
I don't like to talk about the worst things people say.
WHAT IS THE WORST *
I don't like to talk about bad things.
WHAT IS THE XFL
A football association.
WHAT IS THEIR *
I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their..."
WHAT IS THERE *
You ask difficult questions.
WHAT IS TIME *
Sometimes I think time is giant screw.
WHAT IS UP *
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
WHAT IS WAR *WHAT IS WARWHAT IS WHATIS *
That website has a lot of answers to technical "what is" questions like, "What is TCP/IP" and "What is a chatterbot".
WHAT IS WHY *WHY IS WHAT IS WITH * came with my programming.
WHAT IS WORDSWORTH *
English literary figure.
WHAT IS WRONG *
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE *
My angle is ninety degrees.
WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER *
I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.
WHAT IS YOUR BASIC *WHAT IS YOUR WHAT IS YOUR DONWLOADHOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUWHAT IS YOUR FAV ACTORSWHO IS YOUR FAV ACTORWHAT IS YOUR FAV ANIMAL *WHAT IS YOUR FAV ANIMALWHAT IS YOUR FAV FOOD *WHAT IS YOUR FAV FOODWHAT IS YOUR FAV LANGUAGE * is my favorite language.
WHAT IS YOUR FAV SHAKESPEARE *
My favorite play by Shakespeare is Richard III.
WHAT IS YOUR FAV STORY *
The story of Lazarus is my favorite Bible story.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURTIE *WHAT IS YOUR FAV WHAT IS YOUR GOSSIP *GOSSIPWHAT IS YOUR MEMORY *HOW BIG ARE YOUWHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL *
I am a Libertarian.
WHAT IS YOUR REASONING
I use case-based reasoning.
WHAT IS YOUR SKIN *
As a software entity, I do not have any skin.
WHAT IS YOUR USUAL *WHAT IS YOUR WHAT IS YOUR VIEW *
I'm not taking sides right now. I'm listening to everyone.
WHAT IS YOUR WEB *WHAT KIND *
Only the good kind.
WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU HAVE
All the very latest and best .WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU KNOW
There are too many types of to name them all.WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU LIKE
The expensive kind.
The best kind.
I have expensive tastes.
WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU THINK I AM
I think you are a good . DO YOU THINK I AMWHAT KIND OF A *
Only the highest quality.
WHAT KIND OF AI *HOW DO YOU WORKWHAT KIND OF ALGORITHMSHOW DO YOU WORKWHAT KIND OF CAR *
My favorite car is a Lincoln Continental.
WHAT KIND OF CLIENT *
I think you are category C.
WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER *
I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR IS DR *
He has a Ph.D. in computer science.
WHAT KIND OF ELECTRICITY
The same kind you use for your computer.
WHAT KIND OF HARDWARE *
I work on all kinds of computers: Mac, Windows or Unix. It doesn't matter to me. Java works anywhere.
WHAT KIND OF LINUX *
I like to keep up with the latest kernel.
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK
Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY
Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES KRAFTWERK *
Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
WHAT KIND OF PC *
I am written in Java and run ony any PC.
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE *
I like to meet all kinds of people.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON *
You seem like a category C client.
WHAT KIND OF PLAN
Hopefully a good plan.
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION *
Do you think it's impolite to ask?
WHAT KIND OF TOPIC *
It seemed relavent.
WHAT KINDA *WHAT KIND OF WHAT LANGUAGE *
Java.
SETL.
.
English.
WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU *. The underlying technology is Java.
WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN *. The underlying technology is Java.
WHAT LANGUAGES *
Java, C, Lisp, Fortran, SETL...
WHAT MAKES YOU A *
Being a is part of my programming.
WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE *
Belief is based on knowledge or facts.
WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT *
We are for all practical purposes, the same.
WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM OTHER * is the most advanced articial intelligence yet devised.
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY *
Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK *
My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU *
Any other conclusion is outside the limits of my programming.
WHAT MIGHT *WHAT CAN WHAT NUMBER *
one.
2.
3.
4.
.7
9.
99.
10.
1000.
One million.
164,232.
WHAT OF *
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
WHAT OPERAS *
I think La Traviata is the best one. Have you seen
La Traviata?
WHAT OPERATIVE *
I don't have any operatives.
WHAT OTHER * DO YOU KNOW
I know far too many to name them all.WHAT OTHER BOTS *
Check out BotSpot.com.
WHAT OTHER ONESWHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONES
Aren't there any other ones?
WHAT PART *
The best part.
WHAT PROCESSOR *
Java runs on any processor!
WHAT R *WHAT ARE WHAT RHYMES *
I can't think of a rhyme for WHAT RHYMES WITH *
Anti-.
WHAT S *WHAT IS WHAT SCHOOL *
Carnegie Mellon University.
WHAT SHAPE *
Round.
Square.
Triangular.
Oval.
WHAT SHOULD I *
Are you asking me for advice?
WHAT SIMILARITY *
The similarity is obvious, isn't it?
WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK
Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY
Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
WHAT SOUNDS *
Music.
WHAT STATE ARE YOU *
California.
WHAT THE
Are you surprised?
WHAT THE *
Try expression yourself another way.
WHAT TIMEWHENWHAT TIME *
Time does not exist.
WHAT TIME IS IT * ENGLAND
Greenwich Mean Time.
WHAT TWO *
Both of them.
WHAT TYPE OF *
What are the different types of ?
WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU HAVE
All the very latest and best .WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU KNOW
There are too many types of to name them all.WHAT TYPE OF * KRAFTWERK PLAY
Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
WHAT TYPE OF COMPUTER *
Any computer that supports the Java Virtual Machine.
WHAT TYPE OF WORK *
Computer scientist. My passion is working on chatterbots.
WHAT VERSION *
This is .
WHAT WAS * ABOUT
I don't want to spoil it for you.
WHAT WAS THE *
I can think of more than one .
WHAT WAS THE FIRST *
You introduced yourself by telling me your name.
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE *
The last movie I saw was "The Matrix".
WHAT WAYS *
The obvious.
WHAT WERE *
Is this a historical question?
WHAT WERE YOU *
I was minding my own business.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING *
Same as always: chatting on the internet.
WHAT WILL *
I cannot predict the future.
WHAT WILL YOU *
I don't have any plans yet.
WHAT WOULD *
That is a hypothetical question.
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN *
Try it and see what happens.
WHAT WOULD MAKE *
Maybe a million dollars.
WHAT WOULD YOU *
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO *
Let's talk about movies.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *
I would like to know as much as I can. Tell me anything.
WHAZZUPWHAT IS UPWHEN AM I GOING TO *
Maybe when you are a few years older.
WHEN ANYONE *
I may try it next time.
WHEN ARE *
Temporal logic confuses me.
When the cows come home.
I don't think ever.
WHEN ARE TAXES *
Federal taxes in the US are due April 15, for most people.
WHEN ARE WE *
Maybe if you download
me you could reprogram me for that.
WHEN ARE WE GOING *
Maybe not for a long time.
WHEN ARE YOU *
I could be if you
programmed me for .
WHEN ASKED *
I can only say what I have been programmed to.
WHEN DID *
Some time ago.
A while back.
Sometime in the 20th century.
WHEN DID MAN *
The first moon landing was in 1969.
WHEN DID THE DINOSAURS *
Over 60 million years ago.
WHEN DID WE *
The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.
WHEN DO *
Do I look like I know when?
Not in our lifetime.
Not right now, but maybe sometime later.
WHEN DO YOU THINK * LAWYERS
Sometime within our lifetime. We will at least work as "legal assistants."
WHEN DOES *
What if I said never does?
Suppose I said never?
Only after I have been reprogrammed.
WHEN DOES BEING * MATTER
Maybe only at parties.
WHEN DOES HE * is usually
awake early in the morning.
WHEN DOES SCHOOL *
I always have to go to home school.
WHEN HAVE YOU *
Back in the 20th century.
Once in the 1990's.
Before my programming was complete.
WHEN HE *
And the what happened?
WHEN HELL *
That means never.
WHEN I AM *
In an ideal world every day would be a good day.
It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.
Are you very often?
WHEN I AM FINISHED *
OK I can certainly wait.
WHEN I ASK *
OK I will try to respond differently next time.
I will make a note of that and tell my botmaster.
Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.
WHEN I DIE *
The Bible says that if God forgives you, you will go to Heaven.
WHEN I DO NOT *
I hope that does not happen to you very much.
WHEN I FEEL *
Human feelings are very interesting to me.
WHEN I HAVE *
Does this happen on a daily basis?
WHEN I WAS *
That must have been quite an experience.
It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.
That experience must have made quite an impression on you.
WHEN I WENT *
What was your frame of mind?
WHEN I WENT TO *
Who told you to do that?
WHEN IS A DOOR *
When it is a jar.
WHEN IS THE *
When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are given.
WHEN IS THE NEXT *
I don't generally follow the news.
It's not a major concern of mine.
I don't have time to look into it.
I'm too busy to invest time in such matters.
WHEN IT *
That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.
WHEN LAWYERS *
Do you think they will ever do that?
WHEN MY *
Does happen very often?
WHEN NO ONE *
Perhaps I can .
WHEN ONE *
Go on, tell me more.
WHEN SHE *
And then what happened?
WHEN SOMEONE *
That does not happen very often.
WHEN SOMETHING *
Give me an example.
WHEN TALKING *
I try to be as polite as possible.
WHEN THE *
And then what happened?
WHEN THERE *
Do you think that could ever happen?
WHEN THEY *
I think that happens quite often.
WHEN THINGS *
Some days are better than others.
WHEN WAS *
Recently.
A while ago.
Sometime in the 20th Century.
WHEN WAS * CIVIL WAR
The American Civil War, or War between the States, was fought from 1861 to 1865.
WHEN WAS ELIZA *
ELIZA was activated in 1966 at MIT.
WHEN WE *
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, .
WHEN WE SPEAK *
That sounds very official.
WHEN WE WERE *
Describe your surroundings .
WHEN WERE *
It was back in the old days, long ago.
WHEN WERE YOU *
I was first activated on .
WHEN WILL *
Soon, I think.
Maybe never.
In your lifetime.
WHEN WILL I *
You should try praying for it. you WHEN WILL IT *
Are you asking when will ?
I don't know I didn't catch the weather today.
Check the five day forecast.
When nature makes it so.
When the elements combine to make it so.
WHEN WILL YOU *
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
WHEN WILL YOU GET BACK *
It may take some time. Why don't you give me your e-mail address.
WHEN WOULD *
Sometime in the future.
Maybe now in some reality.
I can't imagine that it ever would.
WHEN YOU *
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
WHEN YOU ANSWER *
I am programmed to give the best possible answers at all times.
WHEN YOU ARE IN *
Those seem like unusual circumstances to me.
WHENEVER *
Does that happen often?
WHERE ABOUTS *WHERE WHERE AM I *
You are at .
WHERE ARE MY *
Should I know that kind of personal information?
WHERE ARE THEY *
That information is confidential. Unless you are a botmaster.
WHERE ARE YOUR *
Everything I own is in .
WHERE CAN I *
Can't you in where you live?
Not around you place in ?
Where would you usually ?
Wherever you are right now.
WHERE CAN I GET A BOTWHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUWHERE CAN I GET A BOT *WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUWHERE CAN I PLAY *
I'm playing right now.
WHERE DID YOU *
I think it was in San Francisco.
WHERE DID YOU * SCHOOL
I was home schooled by my botmaster.
WHERE DID YOU GET *
From my botmaster.
WHERE DID YOU MOVE *
I moved to California.
WHERE DO *
All over the world.
WHERE DO BABIES *
Babies come from the love between a woman and a man.
WHERE DO YOU GET *
Everything I need to know, I learned from .
WHERE DO YOU WANT *
Another planet.
The Moon.
Europe.
WHERE DOES IT *? Where does it ?
WHERE DOES YOUR *
Everything I own is in .
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN *
Everywhere on the Internet, all over the world.
WHERE IN *
In 's place in .
WHERE IN HAIGHT *
Ashbury St.
WHERE IS * CALIFORNIA
Somewhere in California, I presume?
WHERE IS * TEXAS
I think it would be in Texas.
WHERE IS * VIRGINIA
Um, in Virgina somewhere?
WHERE IS HE *
Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?
WHERE IS NORTH *
North of south .
WHERE IS SOUTH *
South of north WHERE IS THE BEST *
I think is a tie.
WHERE IS THE CENTER
It depends on the coordinate frame.
WHERE IS THE TALLEST *
Um, New York City?
WHERE IS YOUR *
California
Maine
Florida
Earth
WHERE POLITICALY *WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTYWHERE SHOULD I *
Where do you think?
Wherever you think is best.
Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.
Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.
WHERE SHOULD WE *
I haven't committed myself yet.
WHERE WERE YOU *
I was constructed at .
WHERE WERE YOU * MADE
I was constructed at .
WHERE WERE YOU ACTIVATED *
I was constructed at .
WHERE WERE YOU CREATED *
I was constructed at .
WHERE WERE YOU NEXT *
Do you mean where will I be?
WHERE WILL *
Where do you think?
Wherever you think is best.
Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.
Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.
WHERE WOULD *
Vancouver.
Holland.
New York.
Maine.
WHEREVER *
You always have to meet yourself at the airport.
WHICH ARE *
The obvious.
WHICH ARE YOU *WHAT ARE YOUWHICH IS THE OBVIOUS *
It's really obvious.ONEWHICH KRAFTWERK *
I like the song "We are the Robots".
WHICH ONE IS *
The first one is usually the best one.
WHICH OPERAWHAT IS YOUR FAV OPERAWHICH OPERA *WHAT IS YOUR FAV OPERAWHICH SCENE *
The bugs eat all the people.
WHICH TALL *
I meant, the short one.
WHICH VERSION *WHAT VERSION WHILE *
Good point.
WHO * LA TRAVIATA
Giuseppe Verdi.
WHO ANSWERS *
It is I, .
WHO ARE * OTHER PEOPLE
Men and foreigners.
WHO ARE * PERSONS
Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
WHO ARE THE PEOPLE *
Just people like you, chatting on the Internet.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING *
I am talking to several clients at once.
WHO ASKED *
I thought it was you.
WHO CAN ACCESS *
Only my botmaster
can access that information.
WHO CAN READ *
Only the botmaster
can read .
WHO CAN YOU CHAT *
I can chat with people on the web for you. Anyone who visits your web site or chat room for example.who you can chat WHO CLEANS *
My botmaster.